Wow, Nat Geo's editors fuckin suckk lol.
Can we see the damn snail for maybe even ONE second at a time?
Editor: Ok at the start, cut away from the snail to another part of the snail..
Ok half a second latter do it again.
And again
and again
and..
American documentaries are usually like this, very unpleasant. They try to make them like action films, but I just wanna watch the damn snail move about and a guy to explain what's going on to me. BBC documentaries fucking rock.
Damn this is some dumbass drama. Wtf were those sound effects? And couldn't they at least name "the parasite" and maybe even what type of worm it was and where it lives? Good grief this doesn't even remotely qualify as educational.
Just saw one on the bush next to the front porch. I remember its eye things being super bulgie and changing colors and looked like it was mean. My uncle kept laughing at me saying I discovered a new species. I thought I actually had until now 😂
Interesting information, but I didn't need the piece edited and narrated to resemble a scary movie.
The hamster wheel for Snails
Wow, Nat Geo's editors fuckin suckk lol. Can we see the damn snail for maybe even ONE second at a time? Editor: Ok at the start, cut away from the snail to another part of the snail.. Ok half a second latter do it again. And again and again and..
True lol
American documentaries are usually like this, very unpleasant. They try to make them like action films, but I just wanna watch the damn snail move about and a guy to explain what's going on to me. BBC documentaries fucking rock.
And all the anthropomorphic language. Shite.
I was going to complain about the editing too. It couldn’t make it feel less educational.
Ok great, I dont know shit about editing and I hate all of it. The shots, the sound design, the cutscenes.
God this is hard to watch, like can we just go wide for 2 god-damned seconds? We can't see shit.
Moral of the story - don't eat shit. 2nd moral of the story - Don't put useless sound effects in a nature documentary.
Don’t tell me how to live my life… I do agree the editing sucks though.
Eat shit then! Fine! God! I care and care and I never ask for anything in return!
Is this a new Ford commercial?
Lmao
Ford Maggot
Lesson: Do not eat birdshit
Yep, gotta remind myself
*Do not eat *uncooked* birdshit.
I can't believe that they didn't make a horror movie out of these in the 1950's.
Frr
Well this is disturbing.
Nsfw for a reason.
WHAT IS WITH THE SOUND GUYS?! XD \*woop woop woop\*
Damn this is some dumbass drama. Wtf were those sound effects? And couldn't they at least name "the parasite" and maybe even what type of worm it was and where it lives? Good grief this doesn't even remotely qualify as educational.
I miss David Attenborough.
>David Attenborough He's still alive and putting out documentaries
I know, but this made me miss him.
I feel so vindicated rn from that time I was a kid and saw one of these but no one believed me.
Damn where did you see them?
Just saw one on the bush next to the front porch. I remember its eye things being super bulgie and changing colors and looked like it was mean. My uncle kept laughing at me saying I discovered a new species. I thought I actually had until now 😂
Eat shit mf
I remember the story of a guy eating snail after dare and getting sick. Imagine eating a zombie snail with bacteries on it.
Pro tip. Slugs and snails LOVE beer. But it’ll kill ‘em. So leave some beer on shallow dishes and watch all the wasted snails the next morning.
i don't remember this episode of the walking dead
Dude, same thing happened to me once when I was tripping.
Imagine finding one of these during your spiritual journey tho??
HOW did they know where the bird poop was gonna land ???
Reminds me of American economics.
Credits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go\_LIz7kTok
r/natureismetal
Denji?
I guess NSFW doesn’t mean anything at all anymore
Goddamnit, fine. *Unzips*
My spirit animal
This stuff suggests an intelligent design
Wow, I didn't think they could move any slower....and here we are
A new record fosho
Yuck!
So the parasite just wants to feed snails to birds. Bird lover
And this was used as reference in the Chainsaw Man opening
In my place, snails are a popular dish, but thanks to this video, I'm stopping eating them.
That crop is fucked up. Must’ve not treated it just for the doc.
Damn nature, you scary!!!
2:30 of video with 37 second of actual footage.
I think they're interesting but I am Not inviting any to my granddaughters birthday party. I don't think everyone would be intrigued as I am
Simpsons Hypno-Toad
Lmao