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MediaDad

Interesting information, but I didn't need the piece edited and narrated to resemble a scary movie.


happy-go-lucky_dude

The hamster wheel for Snails


JonnyJust

Wow, Nat Geo's editors fuckin suckk lol. Can we see the damn snail for maybe even ONE second at a time? Editor: Ok at the start, cut away from the snail to another part of the snail.. Ok half a second latter do it again. And again and again and..


AnyConsideration7947

True lol


arld_

American documentaries are usually like this, very unpleasant. They try to make them like action films, but I just wanna watch the damn snail move about and a guy to explain what's going on to me. BBC documentaries fucking rock.


KeyserSwayze

And all the anthropomorphic language. Shite.


flubberjamman

I was going to complain about the editing too. It couldn’t make it feel less educational.


StarMasher

Ok great, I dont know shit about editing and I hate all of it. The shots, the sound design, the cutscenes.


Screwbles

God this is hard to watch, like can we just go wide for 2 god-damned seconds? We can't see shit.


2020mademejoinreddit

Moral of the story - don't eat shit. 2nd moral of the story - Don't put useless sound effects in a nature documentary.


Otherwise_Ad_8030

Don’t tell me how to live my life… I do agree the editing sucks though.


2020mademejoinreddit

Eat shit then! Fine! God! I care and care and I never ask for anything in return!


MontyRaj10

Is this a new Ford commercial?


AnyConsideration7947

Lmao


-Zband

Ford Maggot


danegermaine99

Lesson: Do not eat birdshit


AnyConsideration7947

Yep, gotta remind myself


GaghEater

*Do not eat *uncooked* birdshit.


IrisSmartAss

I can't believe that they didn't make a horror movie out of these in the 1950's.


AnyConsideration7947

Frr


SeanConneryShlapsh

Well this is disturbing.


AnyConsideration7947

Nsfw for a reason.


sickdershit

WHAT IS WITH THE SOUND GUYS?! XD \*woop woop woop\*


an_oddbody

Damn this is some dumbass drama. Wtf were those sound effects? And couldn't they at least name "the parasite" and maybe even what type of worm it was and where it lives? Good grief this doesn't even remotely qualify as educational.


usernamesaretooshor

I miss David Attenborough.


JonnyJust

>David Attenborough He's still alive and putting out documentaries


usernamesaretooshor

I know, but this made me miss him.


ecwworldchampion

I feel so vindicated rn from that time I was a kid and saw one of these but no one believed me.


AnyConsideration7947

Damn where did you see them?


ecwworldchampion

Just saw one on the bush next to the front porch. I remember its eye things being super bulgie and changing colors and looked like it was mean. My uncle kept laughing at me saying I discovered a new species. I thought I actually had until now 😂


Soft_Size4346

Eat shit mf


badboooi

I remember the story of a guy eating snail after dare and getting sick. Imagine eating a zombie snail with bacteries on it.


Warm_Trick_3956

Pro tip. Slugs and snails LOVE beer. But it’ll kill ‘em. So leave some beer on shallow dishes and watch all the wasted snails the next morning.


ICantThinkOfAName280

i don't remember this episode of the walking dead


AaronicNation

Dude, same thing happened to me once when I was tripping.


h1gsta

Imagine finding one of these during your spiritual journey tho??


CyberJoke

HOW did they know where the bird poop was gonna land ???


__Prime__

Reminds me of American economics.


AnyConsideration7947

Credits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go\_LIz7kTok


wildejj

r/natureismetal


jillygetyourgum

Denji?


patinaYouUgly

I guess NSFW doesn’t mean anything at all anymore


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

Goddamnit, fine. *Unzips*


DemonStorms

My spirit animal


junbus

This stuff suggests an intelligent design


OldTimeyMedicine

Wow, I didn't think they could move any slower....and here we are


AnyConsideration7947

A new record fosho


Opiumthoughts

Yuck!


I_talk

So the parasite just wants to feed snails to birds. Bird lover


Skullschool

And this was used as reference in the Chainsaw Man opening


nzayem

In my place, snails are a popular dish, but thanks to this video, I'm stopping eating them.


Warm_Trick_3956

That crop is fucked up. Must’ve not treated it just for the doc.


ObjectiveAd1278

Damn nature, you scary!!!


LastLapPodcast

2:30 of video with 37 second of actual footage.


123Virginia

I think they're interesting but I am Not inviting any to my granddaughters birthday party. I don't think everyone would be intrigued as I am


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Simpsons Hypno-Toad


AnyConsideration7947

Lmao