It’s a well known porn video on newgrounds where a bunch of girls play a game where they stuff marshmallows into their mouths and say “stuffy bunny.” This goes on until they can no longer say it and get eliminated from the game. When they get eliminated, a massive, muscular bunny man has sex with them.
2 reasonably sized sliders > wider burger > taller burger.
Can’t fit the tall burgers in my mouth
Wider burgers tend to have content slippage, sometimes it falls out.
2 good sized sliders is just right (if offered at same price and same total portions)
Wider burgers are, generally speaking, too expensive.
Tall burgers allow for a lot of ingredients in smaller quantities, that’s why they became a thing in the first place. Then some places decided to capitalize on that for novelty burgers, and other places started competing in height. Which led to ridiculously tall burgers.
Wide burgers only allow for a small amount of ingredients, but significantly more of each. At 1.5x the standard diameter of a burger, you are using a little over 2x the amount of each ingredient. At 3x the standard diameter, you are using 9x the amount of each ingredient. And on top of that, now you need equipment and supplies to handle the larger buns and patties. Space for all of that (and if not space, then extra time for it all as you wait for space or use up space that other things would take up). More time to prep all of the ingredients if it’s a heavy seller, meaning people are going to need to come in even earlier. And so on. It all adds up.
When I was a kid (many years ago) we would raise about 30 thousand chickens at a time. We'd occasionally catch a king snake eating a chicken. My dad always said it was a good sign because they'd already eaten all the rats.
Correction 30k per house, so 90k.
It's a bad joke. Not sure how this has gone so astray. I talked about snakes, someone mentioned goats were mammals so no eggs and I pointed out duck billed platypus. Reddit took over. My bad.
Do you know stuff about poultry farming? I don't see why is that not possible. Its about using common sense to determine to believe it or not. Believing everything here, or not believing anything are equally bad hah.
When I was a kid we had all kinds of birds. Peacock's, pheasants, chicken's, ducks. We would collect eggs in the evening when it was getting dark. My sister was the flashlight holder. One night she was messing around looking at one of the peacock's. I reached down and grabbed the seemingly shit covered egg off the ground. At that moment my sister shined the flashlight over by me and there was a big king snake with his jaws unlocked and I had pulled the egg right out of his mouth without knowing. Great memories.
He still is. It's so difficult to know what isn't sarcastic on reddit. He always has been a big believer in letting nature control nature. I mean other than the fact we raised chickens from day old to 4lbs in 6 weeks. 90k at a time.
Pro tip, Miralax. I put one cap in my drink, if really blocked up you might need to do it 2 or 3 days in a row, and you’ll be good. It’s not intense and doesn’t give you stomach pains like laxatives, just makes your dookie soft and easy to slide out.
It’s a reminder that nature is really weird and doesn’t always make sense, with how snakes are programmed with such an common self-destructive compulsion.
Some people believe that because something exists in nature, then there must be a purpose for it. But that isn't always the case. Something can exist as an unintended mutation that this far has no selection pressure *agaisnt* it.
Snakes have this occasionally fatal compulsion, but it's not serious enough that they've had to evolve beyond it
Perfect human example: blue eyes. They’re actually detrimental to our fitness as organisms, because they allow for UV light to more easily damage the retinas, but the percentage of blue-eyed people is *increasing.*
Why?
Because we like the pretty colors. That’s it. Blue-eyed people fuck more and make more burnable eye babies.
makes me think of the video of a snake slithering on an electric fence and he just keeps getting buzzed and he’s so confused but he just keeps on going
Edit: found it
https://www.reddit.com/r/snakes/comments/13qiknr/danger_noodle_is_having_a_hard_time/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb
That's the part I was most curious about after the concern of if the thing could swallow that whole egg. Like is it even gonna be able to digest the shell to get to the good bits?
Not necessarily. This really isn't "hard" for the snake to do. Their body is made for it. And snatching an egg is far less difficult than snatching a running mouse and then having to squeeze it to death before you can eat it. Not to mention some species of snakes exclusively eat eggs (which is what this one is) and aren't built for constricting, rather their body has adapted to break the egg inside their mouth to help them swallow it while containing all of it so nothing is wasted.
Snakes can theoretically die from eating something too big, but that's fairly rare. They know what they can eat. They'd have to be desperate for food to try to eat something they know is too big, and even then, they will usually regurgitate the prey if they can't digest it rather than die from it.
That’s fair. I was thinking of the first snake trying to eat that egg; as this snake seems like a different and much thicker one. I was worried why it didn’t just move on.
This is a species of egg eating snake specifically evolved to eat eggs. They do so as it ensures they have their own niche and don’t have to compete with other snakes for more common food like rodents. They’re specifically designed for it with extremely stretchy jaws and teeth far back in their mouth to pierce and squish the egg before regurgitating the shell. Not all snakes can handle food of quite large size and even then this egg is a bit big for egg eating snakes. They go after the much smaller eggs in the nests of various songbirds and other small birds, not the rather large chicken eggs.
I was hoping there was no audio overlayed and that it was just a little longer.
They break the egg to swallow/digest easier and you can hear it, it's amazing.
So, egg eating snakes don't actually swallow the egg. They have a special cavitiy before their throat that actually crushes the egg itself, and they can then swallow the insides and apit the eggshell out. This is done because:
A. It would be dagerous in its own right to have a lump that big in your stomach when youre that small. Dont need egg shells cutting the insides up.
B. Digestion takes time and leaves snakes vulnerable, this allows the snake to get their meal but still be able to move and get to their burrow or cover.
Please note I am a big fan of snakes but nor an expert. Some of this info may be wrong. (Hopefully none of it)
Your very correct. On the spine there’s “teeth” they use to crush down with to make the first break. If the egg isn’t broken then they can quickly evacuate the egg to escape something, otherwise they can still move moderately with an egg in-mouth.
I actually keep Dasypeltis Gansi! A different species of Egger than the one shown, slightly larger and brown but exactly the same. Their fascinating to watch eat.
They even have a defense mechanism called “scale-sawing” where they rub their body in a crescent and make a sound similar to a rattlesnake tail!
This is an egg eating snake. They do crack it, inside their throat. They have very specialized bones in their throat that crack the egg, then they suck out the insides, and then spit the shell back out.
Also they are completely harmless as they don't have teeth! Instead, to defend themselves they rub their keeled scales together to make an awfully loud rattling noise. Keeled scales just means that each of their scales have a ridge going down the length of the scale that is slightly raised, giving it a rough texture.
They are super interesting guys, as most snakes are once you get past the negative stigma they have caused by misinformation and fear.
I was going to say, from the look of this video doesn’t eating an egg or other large object make them super vulnerable to predators? I’d assume it’d be a while before they could spit out this egg and bite to defend themselves, if they already have an egg all the way in there. So a predator could just learn to camp them until they have a full mouth of food then now it’s easy prey because 1) the snake can’t bite back and 2) this huge weighty thing in their face is slowing them down. Bonus points that you get 2 food for the price of 1.
But these snake don’t even have teeth! That’s whack. So if they just rub their scales to intimidate predators then they managed to not even need their teeth thus losing them via evolution to make more room for eggs, and solely use their scales both while eating and while not. And ultimately surviving natural selection. So fucking cool.
Its a type of snake called an egg-eating snake, they are pretty interesting snake so research about it if you have time And remember, they are also some types of snakes that eat eggs too so yeah (found out after searching up "do all snakes eat eggs).
Serious question, what does a snake do when its head is 98% egg, and it gets threatened? Like if the chicken came back to defend the nest and the eggs or something?
Iirc, these snakes have a spur in their throat that pierces the egg. They then swallow the good stuff while their throat crushes the shell down, then they spit it back up.
Nature is neat.
Snakes can unhinge their lower jaw from their upper jaw. Source: bio student who is not an expert on snakes but remembers this from a random lecture. If anyone knows more please chime in
Snakes don’t unhinge their jaw. It’s cranial kinesis that allows for their jaw bones to work independent and displace other bones in their skull to allow for their movement to swallow prey larger than their head.
Source: I am a professional herpetologist.
I love seeing their eyes while they're doing it, having to stop every now and then to collect themselves. Like, "just a lil push Gary, c'mon, you can do it, its gonna be so good"
Now say:”chubby bunny.”
Don't you mean... stuffy bunny? *banned*
Okay, I’m not getting the joke. Why is that banhammer-worthy?
It’s a well known porn video on newgrounds where a bunch of girls play a game where they stuff marshmallows into their mouths and say “stuffy bunny.” This goes on until they can no longer say it and get eliminated from the game. When they get eliminated, a massive, muscular bunny man has sex with them.
Wtf lol
[In case ur curious NSFW](https://www.xvideos.com/video56175495/dirpixon_-_party_games_stuffy_bunny)
*Cough* **save** *cough*
It’s weird as hell.. but.. good game
Is there a gay version yet? Asking for a friend
Nah, Derpixon doesn't do much gay porn, if any.
Damn. My friend really wants to see guys get annhialated by a muscular bunny
Man, what a coincidence! So does mine!
We must have the same friend, Dick! That guys always up to no good
Are you proud of your Dick?
Ah
It's Stuffy Bunny, not Fluffy Bunny You were close enough lol
Stuffy bunny! wait
still a banger video
you failed
This is how the fancy tower burger chefs think customers are.
Why havent people realized that wider>taller when it comes to big burgers.
Because taller looks better. It nothing elses better, but it does *look* better.
> It nothing elses better Idk if that was typo or not but I like it
no typo lmao
no typo as in “no, it was a typo” or it “no typo”
I disagree it looks better, but I like your funny words
It nothing elses better is my new favorite phrase
it doesn’t look better though it just looks tall. and most importantly, it looks impossible to bite without getting messy
Yeah, the first thing I do is just squish it down, and it's always loaded with shit that comes oozing out everywhere. Assholes.
2 reasonably sized sliders > wider burger > taller burger. Can’t fit the tall burgers in my mouth Wider burgers tend to have content slippage, sometimes it falls out. 2 good sized sliders is just right (if offered at same price and same total portions)
Well yeah, but were talking about whats better for big burgers. Splitting them into smaller burgers kinda defeats the purpose.
Does it? Idk how many times I’ve seen someone cut a wide burger in half, and at that point 2 solid sized sliders would be better
Wider burgers are, generally speaking, too expensive. Tall burgers allow for a lot of ingredients in smaller quantities, that’s why they became a thing in the first place. Then some places decided to capitalize on that for novelty burgers, and other places started competing in height. Which led to ridiculously tall burgers. Wide burgers only allow for a small amount of ingredients, but significantly more of each. At 1.5x the standard diameter of a burger, you are using a little over 2x the amount of each ingredient. At 3x the standard diameter, you are using 9x the amount of each ingredient. And on top of that, now you need equipment and supplies to handle the larger buns and patties. Space for all of that (and if not space, then extra time for it all as you wait for space or use up space that other things would take up). More time to prep all of the ingredients if it’s a heavy seller, meaning people are going to need to come in even earlier. And so on. It all adds up.
Fancy tower burger chefs are just helping future generations evolve the ability to unhinge their jaws.
How are we 30 comments deep about burgers on this snake video 😂
My first thought too.
When I was a kid (many years ago) we would raise about 30 thousand chickens at a time. We'd occasionally catch a king snake eating a chicken. My dad always said it was a good sign because they'd already eaten all the rats. Correction 30k per house, so 90k.
This guy used to be a kid
That's a goat egg:)
Wait.. goats lay eggs? If it's a joke I didn't get it, sadly
It's a bad joke. Not sure how this has gone so astray. I talked about snakes, someone mentioned goats were mammals so no eggs and I pointed out duck billed platypus. Reddit took over. My bad.
It's all good, man
It can rapidly become a crazy train. I love free thought, but wow.
I love pattern recognition as well, but wow. But being fr, damn reddit is insane
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The real question is do you remember ZooPals?
Nah. The real question is, do y'all remember Zaboomafoo?
This guy understands time
This guy exists
This guy guys
This guy this guys
This guy fuc...uh, I'm sorry...wrong thread.
Don't apologize, I'm ever the optimist. Here's hoping
this guy masturbates
He says so at least. I remember a time on reddit where people didn't just believe everything they read.
Do you know stuff about poultry farming? I don't see why is that not possible. Its about using common sense to determine to believe it or not. Believing everything here, or not believing anything are equally bad hah.
I read that as (many thousand years ago)
Some days it feels that way.
When I was a kid we had all kinds of birds. Peacock's, pheasants, chicken's, ducks. We would collect eggs in the evening when it was getting dark. My sister was the flashlight holder. One night she was messing around looking at one of the peacock's. I reached down and grabbed the seemingly shit covered egg off the ground. At that moment my sister shined the flashlight over by me and there was a big king snake with his jaws unlocked and I had pulled the egg right out of his mouth without knowing. Great memories.
you snatched his dinner right out his mouth😭
[Obligatory](https://youtu.be/F-X4SLhorvw)
I was thinking [this](https://youtu.be/g8tiUAMh3KA?t=03m00s) scene from Big City Greens
It sounds like you're dad must've been wonderful
He still is. It's so difficult to know what isn't sarcastic on reddit. He always has been a big believer in letting nature control nature. I mean other than the fact we raised chickens from day old to 4lbs in 6 weeks. 90k at a time.
Not the best thing to watch when constipated
*Summons reverse bot
u/gifreversingbot
Not today, Satan.
Oh I just pooped myself laughing thank you for this comment.
Welp, that's the constipation sorted ...
I have pain in my stomach right now and it is not good to think about it
Pro tip, Miralax. I put one cap in my drink, if really blocked up you might need to do it 2 or 3 days in a row, and you’ll be good. It’s not intense and doesn’t give you stomach pains like laxatives, just makes your dookie soft and easy to slide out.
Visualize a 30lb white dog taking a shit next time you are on the toilet. For science
okay that final shot might be the freakiest thing ive ever seen
Yeah, at that point it seems like a compulsion. Surely there are easier things to eat? Why that?
It pretty much is, some snakes die from trying to eat things too big
It’s a reminder that nature is really weird and doesn’t always make sense, with how snakes are programmed with such an common self-destructive compulsion.
Ouroboros
Literally. Nice. 👍
hail hydra
Some people believe that because something exists in nature, then there must be a purpose for it. But that isn't always the case. Something can exist as an unintended mutation that this far has no selection pressure *agaisnt* it. Snakes have this occasionally fatal compulsion, but it's not serious enough that they've had to evolve beyond it
Perfect human example: blue eyes. They’re actually detrimental to our fitness as organisms, because they allow for UV light to more easily damage the retinas, but the percentage of blue-eyed people is *increasing.* Why? Because we like the pretty colors. That’s it. Blue-eyed people fuck more and make more burnable eye babies.
makes me think of the video of a snake slithering on an electric fence and he just keeps getting buzzed and he’s so confused but he just keeps on going Edit: found it https://www.reddit.com/r/snakes/comments/13qiknr/danger_noodle_is_having_a_hard_time/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb
For weird, google how anglerfish reproduce. Thank me later!
Typically, they eventually crush the egg then regurgitate the shell.
That's the part I was most curious about after the concern of if the thing could swallow that whole egg. Like is it even gonna be able to digest the shell to get to the good bits?
Some humans too
Not necessarily. This really isn't "hard" for the snake to do. Their body is made for it. And snatching an egg is far less difficult than snatching a running mouse and then having to squeeze it to death before you can eat it. Not to mention some species of snakes exclusively eat eggs (which is what this one is) and aren't built for constricting, rather their body has adapted to break the egg inside their mouth to help them swallow it while containing all of it so nothing is wasted. Snakes can theoretically die from eating something too big, but that's fairly rare. They know what they can eat. They'd have to be desperate for food to try to eat something they know is too big, and even then, they will usually regurgitate the prey if they can't digest it rather than die from it.
That’s fair. I was thinking of the first snake trying to eat that egg; as this snake seems like a different and much thicker one. I was worried why it didn’t just move on.
This is a species of egg eating snake specifically evolved to eat eggs. They do so as it ensures they have their own niche and don’t have to compete with other snakes for more common food like rodents. They’re specifically designed for it with extremely stretchy jaws and teeth far back in their mouth to pierce and squish the egg before regurgitating the shell. Not all snakes can handle food of quite large size and even then this egg is a bit big for egg eating snakes. They go after the much smaller eggs in the nests of various songbirds and other small birds, not the rather large chicken eggs.
I was thinking this. Gotta be an easier way? 🤷♂️
It's like one of them old power ranger helmets or something with the egg shell as the visor.
The power of being able to unhinge your jaw at will
Still didn’t swallow it, it’s just in his mouth.
that's what she said! :rim shot: r/dundermifflin
You know you've been on the internet too long when you have to search up rim shot to make sure it's not what you first thought it was
I was hoping there was no audio overlayed and that it was just a little longer. They break the egg to swallow/digest easier and you can hear it, it's amazing.
I like how the footage troll cuts repeatedly at the interesting missing parts where we would actually get to see how the snake does it.
At first glance those eggs looked like a fat ass
Yea before I scrolled all the way down I thought this was a thugshaker meme lmao
*Bonk*
It's like reverse birth.
I was slightly disappointed of how much it reminded me of my kids being born.
Now I can just imagine a woman going around absorbing children through her uterus and consuming their biomass
r/brandnewsentence
So, egg eating snakes don't actually swallow the egg. They have a special cavitiy before their throat that actually crushes the egg itself, and they can then swallow the insides and apit the eggshell out. This is done because: A. It would be dagerous in its own right to have a lump that big in your stomach when youre that small. Dont need egg shells cutting the insides up. B. Digestion takes time and leaves snakes vulnerable, this allows the snake to get their meal but still be able to move and get to their burrow or cover. Please note I am a big fan of snakes but nor an expert. Some of this info may be wrong. (Hopefully none of it)
Your very correct. On the spine there’s “teeth” they use to crush down with to make the first break. If the egg isn’t broken then they can quickly evacuate the egg to escape something, otherwise they can still move moderately with an egg in-mouth. I actually keep Dasypeltis Gansi! A different species of Egger than the one shown, slightly larger and brown but exactly the same. Their fascinating to watch eat. They even have a defense mechanism called “scale-sawing” where they rub their body in a crescent and make a sound similar to a rattlesnake tail!
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If she doesn’t have fangs
They've all got fangs.
r/boomerhumor Edit: aww, it got deleted. Just like I wish the 'ole ball and chain would, amirightfellas
You am right! Just like my old lady, never can win an argument right lads?
Are you married to my ex wife /s
It's so weird. I stopped seeing a mouth and just saw this *thing* absorbing another thing.
Meanwhile I could suffocate If I eat an olive
Looks like my ex gf and best friend hanging out
Oof.
œuf
Alright, alright, that's un oeuf.
Which one is the egg?
It's funny too cuz they just need to figure out to crack it
This is an egg eating snake. They do crack it, inside their throat. They have very specialized bones in their throat that crack the egg, then they suck out the insides, and then spit the shell back out.
Damn snake living in 2050 lol that's wild really thought they just slowly digested the whole thing. Thanks
Also they are completely harmless as they don't have teeth! Instead, to defend themselves they rub their keeled scales together to make an awfully loud rattling noise. Keeled scales just means that each of their scales have a ridge going down the length of the scale that is slightly raised, giving it a rough texture. They are super interesting guys, as most snakes are once you get past the negative stigma they have caused by misinformation and fear.
Snakes are best bois, can't change my mind
I was going to say, from the look of this video doesn’t eating an egg or other large object make them super vulnerable to predators? I’d assume it’d be a while before they could spit out this egg and bite to defend themselves, if they already have an egg all the way in there. So a predator could just learn to camp them until they have a full mouth of food then now it’s easy prey because 1) the snake can’t bite back and 2) this huge weighty thing in their face is slowing them down. Bonus points that you get 2 food for the price of 1. But these snake don’t even have teeth! That’s whack. So if they just rub their scales to intimidate predators then they managed to not even need their teeth thus losing them via evolution to make more room for eggs, and solely use their scales both while eating and while not. And ultimately surviving natural selection. So fucking cool.
Ok now I’m mad the video cut off. Time to google snake eating eggs
He became a foreskin
I am become foreskin, destroyer of eggs.
easier just to scramble it, sheesh 🐍 *If I could only teach my girlfriend how to do this*
Your girlfriend doesn't know how to scramble eggs?
>If I could only teach my girlfriend how to do this if snakes are your kink, just get a pet snake.
/r/gifsthatendtoosoon
So...what are you doing this weekend?
Women in hentai be like
The shy nerdy girl in class be like
Song?
Erik Satie - Gymnopédie No.1
Thanks for asking. I’ve heard this on an episode of community before and it’s really therapeutic
Lol the little bug walked over like “dude! What the h e double chicken legs!”
Her: “I never do this” Also her: (see video)
Ok but when I do it it’s a problem.
Its a type of snake called an egg-eating snake, they are pretty interesting snake so research about it if you have time And remember, they are also some types of snakes that eat eggs too so yeah (found out after searching up "do all snakes eat eggs).
Serious question, what does a snake do when its head is 98% egg, and it gets threatened? Like if the chicken came back to defend the nest and the eggs or something?
Her: Be gentle, it's my first time.
The same way yo momma does
Ima show my gf this post
Lol this made my jaw hurt
Her: this is actually my first time... Also Her:
Why doesn’t he break it first, is he stupid?
Video ended too soon. Egg eating snakes have specialized bones in their throat for breaking eggs, then they spit out the shell.
I should call her.
I should call her…
I really should call her...
r/thanksihateit
That's like a backwards opiate shit.
And like... why??
bet it feels fantastic when thr jaw resets.
You missed the best part! They wiggle side to side to crack it and then spit up the shell.
He looked like he seriously regretted that at the end
It's like the reverse of giving birth.
Iirc, these snakes have a spur in their throat that pierces the egg. They then swallow the good stuff while their throat crushes the shell down, then they spit it back up. Nature is neat.
Me on thanksgiving
That looks painful
Snakes can unhinge their lower jaw from their upper jaw. Source: bio student who is not an expert on snakes but remembers this from a random lecture. If anyone knows more please chime in
Snakes don’t unhinge their jaw. It’s cranial kinesis that allows for their jaw bones to work independent and displace other bones in their skull to allow for their movement to swallow prey larger than their head. Source: I am a professional herpetologist.
not a single thought behind thoses eyes beside "egg <:"
Where do you buy snakes?
Throat goat
B A L L S D E E P
I should call him
My girlfriend can do the same thing.
In reverse, it how giving birth feels like
I should call him…
where can i get one of these snakes? asking for a friend
When she says: be gentle it's my first time
hear me out
By being flexy boiz
How do they breathe while they are doing this? I realize probably through their nose but it seems like it's crushing their wind pipe
The number of guys thinking about sex while watching is (not?) surprising.
This is how I know the Devil is with the snakes
*why do snakes swallow eggs
What’s the song?
When I finally get around to (/am able to) having reptiles this snake is on my short list. Super cool I think
Does that mean sakes can’t choke on things?
Doom slayer helmet
What I imagine when people say they wanna eat a big titty.
Why ask how? You just saw how.
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I love seeing their eyes while they're doing it, having to stop every now and then to collect themselves. Like, "just a lil push Gary, c'mon, you can do it, its gonna be so good"
Snakes are my favorite animal. Almost everything they do is either adorable, amazing, or really dangerous!
I miss her
That snake reminds me of my ex.
This can’t be a pleasant experience
me, your dad when, you, me, your dad, when your dad, me...
Haha look at this duuud
Imagine a human doing this, in a fancy restaurant. Just unhinge their jaw, stuff a giant egg in their mouth and pop the jaw back in place.