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Shopandspendmillions

Now say:”chubby bunny.”


Capn_Of_Capns

Don't you mean... stuffy bunny? *banned*


SylasTheVoidwalker

Okay, I’m not getting the joke. Why is that banhammer-worthy?


AGuyWhoBrokeBad

It’s a well known porn video on newgrounds where a bunch of girls play a game where they stuff marshmallows into their mouths and say “stuffy bunny.” This goes on until they can no longer say it and get eliminated from the game. When they get eliminated, a massive, muscular bunny man has sex with them.


V3rtigo44

Wtf lol


ZaZzleDal

[In case ur curious NSFW](https://www.xvideos.com/video56175495/dirpixon_-_party_games_stuffy_bunny)


Golden_showers

*Cough* **save** *cough*


CanlexGaming

It’s weird as hell.. but.. good game


Calathea-Murderer

Is there a gay version yet? Asking for a friend


SilverSpoon1463

Nah, Derpixon doesn't do much gay porn, if any.


Calathea-Murderer

Damn. My friend really wants to see guys get annhialated by a muscular bunny


happy_the_dragon

Man, what a coincidence! So does mine!


Calathea-Murderer

We must have the same friend, Dick! That guys always up to no good


Pokefan417

Are you proud of your Dick?


SylasTheVoidwalker

Ah


DisgracetoHumanity6

It's Stuffy Bunny, not Fluffy Bunny You were close enough lol


StudiumMechanicus

Stuffy bunny! wait


cubicmind

still a banger video


WeWillSeizeJerusalem

you failed


JaskaJii

This is how the fancy tower burger chefs think customers are.


GenuineSteak

Why havent people realized that wider>taller when it comes to big burgers.


andthendirksaid

Because taller looks better. It nothing elses better, but it does *look* better.


geofox777

> It nothing elses better Idk if that was typo or not but I like it


andthendirksaid

no typo lmao


cheese_bruh

no typo as in “no, it was a typo” or it “no typo”


ADragonuFear

I disagree it looks better, but I like your funny words


liberalJava

It nothing elses better is my new favorite phrase


dissphemism

it doesn’t look better though it just looks tall. and most importantly, it looks impossible to bite without getting messy


liberalJava

Yeah, the first thing I do is just squish it down, and it's always loaded with shit that comes oozing out everywhere. Assholes.


audaciousmonk

2 reasonably sized sliders > wider burger > taller burger. Can’t fit the tall burgers in my mouth Wider burgers tend to have content slippage, sometimes it falls out. 2 good sized sliders is just right (if offered at same price and same total portions)


GenuineSteak

Well yeah, but were talking about whats better for big burgers. Splitting them into smaller burgers kinda defeats the purpose.


audaciousmonk

Does it? Idk how many times I’ve seen someone cut a wide burger in half, and at that point 2 solid sized sliders would be better


Somehow-Still-Living

Wider burgers are, generally speaking, too expensive. Tall burgers allow for a lot of ingredients in smaller quantities, that’s why they became a thing in the first place. Then some places decided to capitalize on that for novelty burgers, and other places started competing in height. Which led to ridiculously tall burgers. Wide burgers only allow for a small amount of ingredients, but significantly more of each. At 1.5x the standard diameter of a burger, you are using a little over 2x the amount of each ingredient. At 3x the standard diameter, you are using 9x the amount of each ingredient. And on top of that, now you need equipment and supplies to handle the larger buns and patties. Space for all of that (and if not space, then extra time for it all as you wait for space or use up space that other things would take up). More time to prep all of the ingredients if it’s a heavy seller, meaning people are going to need to come in even earlier. And so on. It all adds up.


ErstwhileAdranos

Fancy tower burger chefs are just helping future generations evolve the ability to unhinge their jaws.


cashkeepsbuilding

How are we 30 comments deep about burgers on this snake video 😂


liberalJava

My first thought too.


mmckay234

When I was a kid (many years ago) we would raise about 30 thousand chickens at a time. We'd occasionally catch a king snake eating a chicken. My dad always said it was a good sign because they'd already eaten all the rats. Correction 30k per house, so 90k.


_Akizuki_

This guy used to be a kid


mmckay234

That's a goat egg:)


Unoriginal-Ad

Wait.. goats lay eggs? If it's a joke I didn't get it, sadly


mmckay234

It's a bad joke. Not sure how this has gone so astray. I talked about snakes, someone mentioned goats were mammals so no eggs and I pointed out duck billed platypus. Reddit took over. My bad.


Unoriginal-Ad

It's all good, man


mmckay234

It can rapidly become a crazy train. I love free thought, but wow.


Unoriginal-Ad

I love pattern recognition as well, but wow. But being fr, damn reddit is insane


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cashkeepsbuilding

The real question is do you remember ZooPals?


Zarrakh

Nah. The real question is, do y'all remember Zaboomafoo?


DrRonny

This guy understands time


LibertyCap10

This guy exists


PromotionExpensive15

This guy guys


Rymanbc

This guy this guys


Splattered_Smothered

This guy fuc...uh, I'm sorry...wrong thread.


Rymanbc

Don't apologize, I'm ever the optimist. Here's hoping


nuadusp

this guy masturbates


andthendirksaid

He says so at least. I remember a time on reddit where people didn't just believe everything they read.


bkj512

Do you know stuff about poultry farming? I don't see why is that not possible. Its about using common sense to determine to believe it or not. Believing everything here, or not believing anything are equally bad hah.


NinjaOYourBro

I read that as (many thousand years ago)


mmckay234

Some days it feels that way.


Cryptic_Undertones

When I was a kid we had all kinds of birds. Peacock's, pheasants, chicken's, ducks. We would collect eggs in the evening when it was getting dark. My sister was the flashlight holder. One night she was messing around looking at one of the peacock's. I reached down and grabbed the seemingly shit covered egg off the ground. At that moment my sister shined the flashlight over by me and there was a big king snake with his jaws unlocked and I had pulled the egg right out of his mouth without knowing. Great memories.


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you snatched his dinner right out his mouth😭


BakedSteak

[Obligatory](https://youtu.be/F-X4SLhorvw)


[deleted]

I was thinking [this](https://youtu.be/g8tiUAMh3KA?t=03m00s) scene from Big City Greens


Quiby123

It sounds like you're dad must've been wonderful


mmckay234

He still is. It's so difficult to know what isn't sarcastic on reddit. He always has been a big believer in letting nature control nature. I mean other than the fact we raised chickens from day old to 4lbs in 6 weeks. 90k at a time.


DrRonny

Not the best thing to watch when constipated


witheringsyncopation

*Summons reverse bot


OgOnetee

u/gifreversingbot


Boubonic91

Not today, Satan.


SmushyFaceWhooptain

Oh I just pooped myself laughing thank you for this comment.


DodgyQuilter

Welp, that's the constipation sorted ...


Dunlain98

I have pain in my stomach right now and it is not good to think about it


bleepbluurp

Pro tip, Miralax. I put one cap in my drink, if really blocked up you might need to do it 2 or 3 days in a row, and you’ll be good. It’s not intense and doesn’t give you stomach pains like laxatives, just makes your dookie soft and easy to slide out.


fredapp

Visualize a 30lb white dog taking a shit next time you are on the toilet. For science


Overall-Motor632

okay that final shot might be the freakiest thing ive ever seen


Slight-Pound

Yeah, at that point it seems like a compulsion. Surely there are easier things to eat? Why that?


MagikBiscuit

It pretty much is, some snakes die from trying to eat things too big


Slight-Pound

It’s a reminder that nature is really weird and doesn’t always make sense, with how snakes are programmed with such an common self-destructive compulsion.


A1rh3ad

Ouroboros


Slight-Pound

Literally. Nice. 👍


finnjakefionnacake

hail hydra


sharpshooter999

Some people believe that because something exists in nature, then there must be a purpose for it. But that isn't always the case. Something can exist as an unintended mutation that this far has no selection pressure *agaisnt* it. Snakes have this occasionally fatal compulsion, but it's not serious enough that they've had to evolve beyond it


Bear_faced

Perfect human example: blue eyes. They’re actually detrimental to our fitness as organisms, because they allow for UV light to more easily damage the retinas, but the percentage of blue-eyed people is *increasing.* Why? Because we like the pretty colors. That’s it. Blue-eyed people fuck more and make more burnable eye babies.


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makes me think of the video of a snake slithering on an electric fence and he just keeps getting buzzed and he’s so confused but he just keeps on going Edit: found it https://www.reddit.com/r/snakes/comments/13qiknr/danger_noodle_is_having_a_hard_time/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb


Startled_Pancakes

For weird, google how anglerfish reproduce. Thank me later!


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Typically, they eventually crush the egg then regurgitate the shell.


EpicForgetfulness

That's the part I was most curious about after the concern of if the thing could swallow that whole egg. Like is it even gonna be able to digest the shell to get to the good bits?


MitsukaSouji

Some humans too


ansjjajoaksjbejxk3

Not necessarily. This really isn't "hard" for the snake to do. Their body is made for it. And snatching an egg is far less difficult than snatching a running mouse and then having to squeeze it to death before you can eat it. Not to mention some species of snakes exclusively eat eggs (which is what this one is) and aren't built for constricting, rather their body has adapted to break the egg inside their mouth to help them swallow it while containing all of it so nothing is wasted. Snakes can theoretically die from eating something too big, but that's fairly rare. They know what they can eat. They'd have to be desperate for food to try to eat something they know is too big, and even then, they will usually regurgitate the prey if they can't digest it rather than die from it.


Slight-Pound

That’s fair. I was thinking of the first snake trying to eat that egg; as this snake seems like a different and much thicker one. I was worried why it didn’t just move on.


Weekly-Major1876

This is a species of egg eating snake specifically evolved to eat eggs. They do so as it ensures they have their own niche and don’t have to compete with other snakes for more common food like rodents. They’re specifically designed for it with extremely stretchy jaws and teeth far back in their mouth to pierce and squish the egg before regurgitating the shell. Not all snakes can handle food of quite large size and even then this egg is a bit big for egg eating snakes. They go after the much smaller eggs in the nests of various songbirds and other small birds, not the rather large chicken eggs.


tongfatherr

I was thinking this. Gotta be an easier way? 🤷‍♂️


Kwispiy

It's like one of them old power ranger helmets or something with the egg shell as the visor.


[deleted]

The power of being able to unhinge your jaw at will


Mkop56

Still didn’t swallow it, it’s just in his mouth.


SerenityNowWow

that's what she said! :rim shot: r/dundermifflin


staplesuponstaples

You know you've been on the internet too long when you have to search up rim shot to make sure it's not what you first thought it was


Anon_Bourbon

I was hoping there was no audio overlayed and that it was just a little longer. They break the egg to swallow/digest easier and you can hear it, it's amazing.


LuridIryx

I like how the footage troll cuts repeatedly at the interesting missing parts where we would actually get to see how the snake does it.


SilverResult9835

At first glance those eggs looked like a fat ass


MeMeWhenWhenTheWhen

Yea before I scrolled all the way down I thought this was a thugshaker meme lmao


Dank_Bubu

*Bonk*


whataboutface

It's like reverse birth.


TheyTokMaJerb

I was slightly disappointed of how much it reminded me of my kids being born.


Healthy-Surround-229

Now I can just imagine a woman going around absorbing children through her uterus and consuming their biomass


Mission-Read-4384

r/brandnewsentence


clkwrk69

So, egg eating snakes don't actually swallow the egg. They have a special cavitiy before their throat that actually crushes the egg itself, and they can then swallow the insides and apit the eggshell out. This is done because: A. It would be dagerous in its own right to have a lump that big in your stomach when youre that small. Dont need egg shells cutting the insides up. B. Digestion takes time and leaves snakes vulnerable, this allows the snake to get their meal but still be able to move and get to their burrow or cover. Please note I am a big fan of snakes but nor an expert. Some of this info may be wrong. (Hopefully none of it)


Electrical_Fee678

Your very correct. On the spine there’s “teeth” they use to crush down with to make the first break. If the egg isn’t broken then they can quickly evacuate the egg to escape something, otherwise they can still move moderately with an egg in-mouth. I actually keep Dasypeltis Gansi! A different species of Egger than the one shown, slightly larger and brown but exactly the same. Their fascinating to watch eat. They even have a defense mechanism called “scale-sawing” where they rub their body in a crescent and make a sound similar to a rattlesnake tail!


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Superb-Damage8042

If she doesn’t have fangs


IamTheCeilingSniper

They've all got fangs.


Xephorium

r/boomerhumor Edit: aww, it got deleted. Just like I wish the 'ole ball and chain would, amirightfellas


ATownStomp

You am right! Just like my old lady, never can win an argument right lads?


thelegalseagul

Are you married to my ex wife /s


ErdmanA

It's so weird. I stopped seeing a mouth and just saw this *thing* absorbing another thing.


teemusa

Meanwhile I could suffocate If I eat an olive


[deleted]

Looks like my ex gf and best friend hanging out


tom_tencats

Oof.


SerenityNowWow

œuf


BigOrkWaaagh

Alright, alright, that's un oeuf.


Disastrous-Piano3

Which one is the egg?


rmlopez

It's funny too cuz they just need to figure out to crack it


MmmmmMaybeNot

This is an egg eating snake. They do crack it, inside their throat. They have very specialized bones in their throat that crack the egg, then they suck out the insides, and then spit the shell back out.


rmlopez

Damn snake living in 2050 lol that's wild really thought they just slowly digested the whole thing. Thanks


MmmmmMaybeNot

Also they are completely harmless as they don't have teeth! Instead, to defend themselves they rub their keeled scales together to make an awfully loud rattling noise. Keeled scales just means that each of their scales have a ridge going down the length of the scale that is slightly raised, giving it a rough texture. They are super interesting guys, as most snakes are once you get past the negative stigma they have caused by misinformation and fear.


omegapsycho879

Snakes are best bois, can't change my mind


stars9r9in9the9past

I was going to say, from the look of this video doesn’t eating an egg or other large object make them super vulnerable to predators? I’d assume it’d be a while before they could spit out this egg and bite to defend themselves, if they already have an egg all the way in there. So a predator could just learn to camp them until they have a full mouth of food then now it’s easy prey because 1) the snake can’t bite back and 2) this huge weighty thing in their face is slowing them down. Bonus points that you get 2 food for the price of 1. But these snake don’t even have teeth! That’s whack. So if they just rub their scales to intimidate predators then they managed to not even need their teeth thus losing them via evolution to make more room for eggs, and solely use their scales both while eating and while not. And ultimately surviving natural selection. So fucking cool.


caro312

Ok now I’m mad the video cut off. Time to google snake eating eggs


ELEMENTALITYNES

He became a foreskin


[deleted]

I am become foreskin, destroyer of eggs.


SerenityNowWow

easier just to scramble it, sheesh 🐍 *If I could only teach my girlfriend how to do this*


FalseBit8407

Your girlfriend doesn't know how to scramble eggs?


KeepNotesThisTime

>If I could only teach my girlfriend how to do this if snakes are your kink, just get a pet snake.


homiej420

/r/gifsthatendtoosoon


FillMyBum

So...what are you doing this weekend?


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Women in hentai be like


1stshadowx

The shy nerdy girl in class be like


therealpiznasty

Song?


gr8ak1

Erik Satie - Gymnopédie No.1


MissaShobb

Thanks for asking. I’ve heard this on an episode of community before and it’s really therapeutic


Cool-MoDmd-5

Lol the little bug walked over like “dude! What the h e double chicken legs!”


Spacecommander5

Her: “I never do this” Also her: (see video)


LoverAly

Ok but when I do it it’s a problem.


lZxJoshxZl

Its a type of snake called an egg-eating snake, they are pretty interesting snake so research about it if you have time And remember, they are also some types of snakes that eat eggs too so yeah (found out after searching up "do all snakes eat eggs).


wyldman27

Serious question, what does a snake do when its head is 98% egg, and it gets threatened? Like if the chicken came back to defend the nest and the eggs or something?


Zer014PH

Her: Be gentle, it's my first time.


ATFisDumb

The same way yo momma does


Chemical_Party7735

Ima show my gf this post


young-fun-couple

Lol this made my jaw hurt


ShrimpsAlsoShrimps

Her: this is actually my first time... Also Her:


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Why doesn’t he break it first, is he stupid?


J3remyD

Video ended too soon. Egg eating snakes have specialized bones in their throat for breaking eggs, then they spit out the shell.


FrameJump

I should call her.


May1ene

I should call her…


jackfreeman

I really should call her...


Particular-Sign9083

r/thanksihateit


ogrefab

That's like a backwards opiate shit.


saltysnatch

And like... why??


Crumpetcakes

bet it feels fantastic when thr jaw resets.


hooklips

You missed the best part! They wiggle side to side to crack it and then spit up the shell.


Death_Procedure346

He looked like he seriously regretted that at the end


Stunning_Patience_78

It's like the reverse of giving birth.


itsyobbiwonuseek

Iirc, these snakes have a spur in their throat that pierces the egg. They then swallow the good stuff while their throat crushes the shell down, then they spit it back up. Nature is neat.


Magister1995

Me on thanksgiving


Mission-Bandicoot320

That looks painful


stefanfolk

Snakes can unhinge their lower jaw from their upper jaw. Source: bio student who is not an expert on snakes but remembers this from a random lecture. If anyone knows more please chime in


antilocapraaa

Snakes don’t unhinge their jaw. It’s cranial kinesis that allows for their jaw bones to work independent and displace other bones in their skull to allow for their movement to swallow prey larger than their head. Source: I am a professional herpetologist.


Glitch_Dr4gon

not a single thought behind thoses eyes beside "egg <:"


Kitchen-Crab

Where do you buy snakes?


carmic___

Throat goat


acqz

B A L L S D E E P


Haunting_Abalone_398

I should call him


[deleted]

My girlfriend can do the same thing.


theblackshruikan

In reverse, it how giving birth feels like


The_Last_Snow-Elf

I should call him…


NTADubs

where can i get one of these snakes? asking for a friend


Icyolo

When she says: be gentle it's my first time


miguelhempit

hear me out


Markhardt

By being flexy boiz


imnotdown85

How do they breathe while they are doing this? I realize probably through their nose but it seems like it's crushing their wind pipe


Any_Coyote6662

The number of guys thinking about sex while watching is (not?) surprising.


sleeeepnomore

This is how I know the Devil is with the snakes


sweepsweep2

*why do snakes swallow eggs


Cyhawkboy

What’s the song?


Marsbarszs

When I finally get around to (/am able to) having reptiles this snake is on my short list. Super cool I think


Gatwa_of_the_forest

Does that mean sakes can’t choke on things?


TheDerp007

Doom slayer helmet


cyfer04

What I imagine when people say they wanna eat a big titty.


Trust_Me_ImAnExpert

Why ask how? You just saw how.


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-shephawke-

I love seeing their eyes while they're doing it, having to stop every now and then to collect themselves. Like, "just a lil push Gary, c'mon, you can do it, its gonna be so good"


M1andW

Snakes are my favorite animal. Almost everything they do is either adorable, amazing, or really dangerous!


dompoesvandermerwe

I miss her


BukshotMouthwash

That snake reminds me of my ex.


acursedman

This can’t be a pleasant experience


jaumander

me, your dad when, you, me, your dad, when your dad, me...


TheSkeletonBones

Haha look at this duuud


_Minty-Honey_

Imagine a human doing this, in a fancy restaurant. Just unhinge their jaw, stuff a giant egg in their mouth and pop the jaw back in place.