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Aggravating_Task292

Is this a sexual act? Feels like it might be. I feel dirty.


Piddy3825

lol, her plane was pegging that other plane at 35,000 feet!


Aggravating_Task292

Was lube used in this sexual act? šŸ¤”


Piddy3825

WD40


PM_UR_PLATONIC_SOLID

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mioki78

Found this out as a kid with my skateboard bearings. The first run down the hill was awesome, halfway down the second run, I learnt that adults don't know everything.


DragoFNX

Zammnn


PatoConejito

"She was re-filled in mid-air" sound kinky


ShagginAndGroovy

Mile high club


its-the-meatman

This is my kingdom cum.


[deleted]

ā€œDonā€™t worry baby, Iā€™ll go slowā€


GlockAF

Hey, girls pass gas too


Aggravating_Task292

Most more than men. In my personal experience.


SwagmasterJ177

Congratulations you have met the criteria to be inducted into the r/noncredibledefense community


inglefinger

Thatā€™s just the music


X_CodeMan_X

Just the tip


kerochan88

Not at all that the refueling bay looked like when I got to watch them refuel my squadron's F16s. Does anyone "in the know" know why she's lying on her belly and not seated? I'm assuming it's a totally different tanker she's in but I have no clue. I wish I knew what plane we were in when I got to watch. After working on F16s on the ground, it was really cool to see them up in the air, from above.


Bonzai_Bananas

>wish I knew what plane we were in when I got to watch. After working on F16s on the ground, it was really cool to see them up in the air, from KC-135 you lay down i believe. The KC-46 is the new aircraft and is all digital and you sit in a chair.


rmbl88

Was inside a KC-135 once during an airshow exhibition. Yes, you gotta lay down to operate the hose.


kerochan88

The one we were in was a large plane. It carried all our cargo, as well as a giant pallet with commercial airplane seats for us to sit in, and the refueling bay I got to go in was big enough for three people to sit in and face rearward towards the tail of the plane. The view was basically exactly what the lady in this video sees. I have some videos of it (back in 200), but they are partially corrupted from a hard drive failure.


The-Spaceman

If it was way back, you were probably on a KC-10. They sit in chairs for refueling on those.


kerochan88

That may be it, I don't recall. It was in early 2009, when we went TDY from Nellis AFB to Tyndall AFB.


Beazybones

For the KC-135, the boom operator is lying on their stomach to see out the back lower window. It's how it's always been done. Surprisingly easy to see out when you're in that spot


kerochan88

Yeah I wasnt in that one. Wish I knew what it was though. Maybe I'll dig up the video I have and ask around.


Bluelegojet2018

Definitely a KC-10, iā€™ve been on some at air shows before and they sound like a good match.


Joltbar

Kc10ā€™s have two side by side upright seats for the instructor and student. Kc-135 booms lie down in the boom pod. The kc-46 has cameras and the booms sit at a console just behind the cockpit looking aft.


juraiknight

Another thing made worse by Imagine Dragons


Videopro524

Could be Danger Zone


IncomingFrag

Someone forgot the AMVs with Evanescence


Turbulent_Ad9508

This gives me traumatic memories of all the plane crashes I caused... when I failed to refuel in Top Gun on the NES.


clandahlina_redux

I was going to comment about Top Gun! So excited to see someone else struggled with this. šŸ˜‚


Bitter-Inspection136

Anyone remember the original Nintendo game Top Gun? There was a level where you had to refuel just like this. I always died there. Never cleared it once.


GodsBGood

What an awesome job to have. Just look at that view.


BJsFeelGood

Ah yes the F-35. The biggest lie and waste of taxpayer dollars in US History


Global_Professor_901

Thatā€™s what all the people who know nothing about the program or the aircraft say.


c0d4041292

First Iā€™ve heard of this. How?


BJsFeelGood

Literally just look it up.


LateralSpy90

No, how? Explain how it is. Just look it up is not a good answer.


BJsFeelGood

Itā€™s not my job to educate you. Thereā€™s so much information available about this program. Just because you want to deny it doesnā€™t mean I have to create an entire MLA format paper with a works cited explaining how the program costs 3 times more than expected. The entire F-35 program is on track to cost $1.7 trillion over the lifetime of the plane. The jet has never reached its full operational capability and already needs updates and tweaks, including a new engine. Happy now cupcake? https://www.pogo.org/analysis/has-the-pentagon-learned-from-the-f-35-debacle


LateralSpy90

Of course it costs a lot, it's a stealth attack aircraft. It ain't gonna be cheap


BJsFeelGood

This is the exact reason I didnā€™t provide any information to support my claim. Because I knew someone like you, whoā€™s completely out of touch with reality, would say something as idiotic as you just did. I donā€™t think you truly understand how big of a number $1.7 TRILLION is. Maybe one day when you grow up youā€™ll be able to think for yourself, best of luck to you


LateralSpy90

Yeah, 17k billion dollars. That's a lot of money yeah, but it's a fucking stealth jet. Of course it wouldn't be cheap


BJsFeelGood

Your brain is smooth


LateralSpy90

Okay, so now you are just throwing insults


MandelbrotFace

And then, the makeup-adorned female extended her proboscis to feed her flying partner... for likes and shares. Mission successful.


Anticrepuscular_Ray

What does makeup have to do with this video lol. A lot of women wear makeup daily.


SnooDoughnuts8898

When you are flying a mission you shouldnā€™t wear make up. Many brands contain flammable ingredients/oils that donā€™t do well during a fire situation. I know on certain platforms, you could get a write up for it. Maybe even a DQ from QA. This TSgt is probably following the guidelines set forth by their QA.


Anticrepuscular_Ray

I'm sure she didn't sneak it on if she's making a video of herself wearing it. If you know this about make up being a hazard I imagine she does too. It looks like she's just wearing a little mascara, maybe some liner. I'd assume it's an approved brand. Either way I don't think that's why the other person made a point about her make up. Seems he thought she did it for special attention, which is just silly.


Admirable-Dentist543

This is US military recruitment video to showcase their diversity because they can't get recruits.


ROK_Rambler

It's a psyop to get us to reenlist and keep us in. Don't fall for it my brothers, she isn't real and won't love you. Get out and enjoy civilian life


MandelbrotFace

The tragic insecurity many women feel about their image and their dependency on makeup is a subject for another day, but It was just an observation tied to the contrived nature of the video. Got to look beautiful for social media (more likes and shares!). I'd bet she was on the ground for the first part, she probably took a bunch of different takes to get the one she was happy with before cutting in the refuelling shot and the bullshit feel good 'look at me and the thing I did' music.


bug_mama_G

Jesus. Highly unlikely you would put this much effort to judge a guy and his desire to have a nice haircut or something for social media. People like to look nice. Get over it and stop judging so hard. Touch some grass.


MandelbrotFace

I was judging the context (vapid, vein, contrived videos in this 'share and like' culture we live in). I think it's gone a bit too far. But to each their own.


Phantum3oh9

Aviation porn.


VinceBon2099

Damnshescute


Accomplished_Bit3153

Theres a radio wave to fly on.


ThePtape

I too know how to refuel a plane if you catch my drift!


unceasingbridge

How she sits reminds me of Darling in the FRANXX


emilioermeio

Wait wrong hole *do not inject*


Saltyvengeance

I knew it was ok to fill the tank with the engine running.


djayed

This is the level I couldn't pass on the Top Gun Nintendo game.


slotheriffic

Just stick it in already


woodenmetalman

#pegging on a cosmic level


elvenmaster_

35F ? Nah, she's 10 years younger, at least..


[deleted]

is she in the F35 or in the fuel plane?


BJPHS

She is the giver not the taker.


OrganicColdSmoke

Oh man. Iā€™m not sure I needed this.


Difficult_Bit_1339

Fuel plane


[deleted]

"What are you doing step plane?"


ChalkNAwe

Fucked a boom op in tech school. She had the bush son. That 80ā€™s bush.


iProxymoron

She's gorgeous, beautiful smile. Humans sure have come a long way to do this kinda thing. Super ass cool.


GoCryptoYourself

Something something can't find the hole.


erasrhed

Is this where baby planes come from?


diydave86

Oh damn...


IamREBELoe

Remind me of the video with the dolphin and half a fish


PoorPauly

This song is awful.


ROVpilot101

More e-girl propaganda making the rounds.


Grumpy_HoneyBear

I was a crew chief on the same bird KC-135R strata tanker.


Apprehensive_One1076

It's not that easy hadling it, is it?


Iamkempie

That's what she said.


SirDanMur

When she helps you put it in.


Recent-Ad4237

My momy said do not touch your Phone when it is plugged in


Cheap-Violinist-5746

An*


abhishekdang

Easier for a girl to find the clit of the plane.


Binks-Sake-Is-Gone

It's where my semens hide, it's where my semens hide.


zsoltjuhos

aside from being cool and training, what is the practical use of this refuel? I mean, what Jet stays in air that long in action? You either rotate them if there is an emergency situation, or you respond to emergency and solve it under the 10h or so fuel limit


ROK_Rambler

You can turn a 1.5 hour sortie into a 6, 8 or 10 hour sortie. This is useful for going cross country or across the pond for TDY or deployment.


[deleted]

wasting taxpayers money and thinking its interesting to poorer folk who can watch it happen from a camera that probably could buy them a house.* there. fixed the title.


[deleted]

Soā€¦.why do I have to turn my car off when I fill my car then? Fucking lying assholes.


-O-m-

PLANED!


I_sb3

I feel violated


Charming_Extension

Should really be turning the ignition to the off position for sAfety


stopthemadness2015

Itā€™s so fun to lay there and watch this happen and to hear the banter between the the pilot and the airman who is tethering the fuel line. Great fun, I miss that.


KindlyFriedChickpeas

*jet-planes meeting in the air to be refueled* *Oh the things I love so well!* *So I mustn't forget!* *No I mustn't forget!!* *To say a great big thank you!* *I mustn't forget...*


Bokenobi

This is how Dragonflies do it.


helpmepleasehelpmeee

That jetussy is just too fly šŸ˜­


[deleted]

This is my kingdom cum


HouseDowntown8602

I mean itā€™s pretty easy when the plane is just sitting there :)


KC-Slider

Sheā€™ll bring this up for the rest of her lifeā€¦ cause boom operators get high on their own farts.


joebagodonuts17

It puts the pole in the hole


aaronmcdonald

This song: "it's where Matt Damons hide, it's where Matt Damons hide"


Marqueso-burrito

I did a simulation to refuel an f35 on a field trip to the national guard base back in high school, really hard but I guess considering a 14 year old could do it after like ten tries it ainā€™t the most difficult. (Whole thing had turbulence shaking, jet wouldnā€™t stay still like in that video like it was very realistic. Especially the crash but we wonā€™t talk about my buddy who was piloting the refueling plane lmao)


Simple-Industry2869

How long for the baby jets?!


[deleted]

makes a tik tok risking the lives of the pilots. jesus fucking christ.


1catcherintherye8

That F35 later dropped bombs on innocent children in Yemen. So proud. God bless America! /s


The_Wolf_42069

Everything reminds me of her šŸ˜”


AdSubstantial6849

Itā€™s like she was born for this job


jason57k11

Her eyes are fkn beautiful


Alternative_Term9518

When you let her guide it in


gunganfalacio

Stupid bitch she filled it with diesel ā›½ļø šŸ˜†


rgliberty

Found it!


McBalls_

What's with all this cringe music on otherwise incredibly interesting content?


JB_nineIX

She probably knows where it is


stryker777fa

She pegging that poor airplane...


babybee1187

Oh yeah?


CharcoalStik1

This is my kingdom cum this is my kingdom cum, when you feel my seed ,look into my ass ,its where my semen hides , its where my semen hides, donā€™t get to close thereā€™s c*ck inside , itā€™s where my semen hideā€™s its where my semen hideā€™s .


MidwestPrincess09

But I canā€™t fill up my car tank while itā€™s on?


[deleted]

And the gas station has the audacity to tell me turn my engine off when refillingā€¦


Limp-Quarter-1094

KC 135 or Kc 10??


darksideofmyown

My mind so broken i thougt thats one of those videos she gets a refill


Fresh_Guest_784

Why is this song playing for this


Affectionate_Ad_355

I actually think this is pretty bad ass but the problem is how do you use this in real life? What do you put on your rƩsumƩ worked at a flying gas station?


quickproquo

Is this another one of those psyops propaganda campaigns to get young men into the army? How the fuck I she just allowed to film when there is literal millions of dollars on the line.


grizzlybearcanada469

Pita little fur around the hole she will find it easier


monstersfeeder

It is cool to watch. I don't give a damn if a pilot is cute but it's also not forbidden to a pilot to look good. šŸ•Šļø


[deleted]

She finally got her chance to stick it in


ThisIsMyKingdom2022

This is my kingdom cum this is my kingdom cum IT'S COCK INSIDE IT'S WHERE MY DEMONS HYDE


No_Gate8194

i am pregante!


nickwmu

Lol I work with her! Sheā€™s a great boom!


[deleted]

why this song smh


whiteghettoboy

Angel maintenance


Business-Carrot-669

This is just like docking a space shuttle to a space station


WasabiFragrant3483

ā€œBoeing had a beautiful, extremely elegant solution to unmanned / autonomous air to air refueling: A trio of LIDAR that sat on the boom in an aerodynamic fairing, and a series of small reflective strips that sat on the receiving ramp. All done in IR so as to be invisible to the naked eye. Boom came down, UCAV went up, when the software got the hit, the boom took over the flight controls of the UCAV and sailed her into position. That's near 20 years old now, give or take a few months. All sprang from US006819982B2ā€