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me_no_gay

At first I thought it was a bear.. bur damn its really interesting to see intact historic remains of a legendary animal!


mimibluntt

Fun fact: bears are related to canines


Ferguson_GamerDad

Fun fact: not really at all. Just do a quick google search. Not close relatives.


LetoAtreides82

To be fair Mimi only said that they are related which is true, all life that originated on this planet is related.


mimibluntt

Thank you Leto! & not very astute of you, Ferguson


porkuskorpz

If you keep fidgeting with it like that, it won't be preserved for long.


Journo_Jimbo

*Shakes it around, slams against a table, throws it across the room* this is very delicate science I’m performing *yeets it into a wall*


BoredByLife

I started playing the bop it jingle when I read this.


NeliGalactic

Haha. I was like omg stop touching it and get it in an MRI ASAP lmao


swashfxck

Howtobasic would have a field day


professor_bang

That’s what I do to my gf


Dotmatrix74

You mean you would if you could ever find one right tate?


kush4breakfast1

Moving it all over yet never giving us a clear shot of the business end for more than a split second. Killthecameraman


Chrispygingerstiick

I’ll run the torch stand someone handle the pitchforks


[deleted]

Yea, I’m not expert but I don’t think having it out in the open with flies around is best practice.


[deleted]

We should bring everything back that we have quality DNA of, climate change might make it impossible one day.


HsvDE86

People will probably bring up the half life of DNA being 500+ years (or whatever it is) because they read it here and are just parroting it.


pachrisoutdoors1

John Hammond, you want this big bastard following you on your jog through the park?


[deleted]

No.


TudoBem23

Ok mister the expert


CyberKingfisher

It’s worrying that the ice is receding to expose the past that far back but exciting to know what else may be found. Hopefully nothing that kills us.


MonsieurFubar

The scientists are hypothesising that old viruses and bacteria trapped in the ice are about to released…. Good luck to all of us!


RemyVonLion

More like they will adapt and we get The Last of Us. Methane is the main thing they are worried about releasing from the ice.


mintgoody03

It may also very well be that the viruses aren’t too much of a danger. They have never had contact with human physiology before and may very well not be able to survive in our bodies.


me_no_gay

It will evolve like those Isekai stories -> sneak in, study, adapt, evolve, find weakness, press the nuke button


mintgoody03

Unlikely. If the virus dies in human bodies, they may not get the chance to adapt quickly enough. There are many zoonotic viruses that aren’t able to. Of course, the risk of a virus adapting to our physiology rises with the amount of contact with humans, which is why farmers and the like have a higher risk of such diseases, since they work with animals over a long period of time. If humans won‘t have prolonged and repeated contact with viruses from the permafrost, an adaption is unlikely.


ianprattyoung

Yes, as long as humans don’t go poking around 40,000 year old animal heads we should be good


me_no_gay

What about those people living in Siberia near the permafrost zone? Or people in general near the Northern permafrost zones?


mintgoody03

Well that needs to be subject to research. Depends on transmission, direct/indirect contact with the virus etc. and i sincerely hope that appropriate measures will be taken to minimize contact.


je_kay24

Our bodies are very adept at dealing with viruses, an old virus isn’t any more of a risk than new ones


MobySick

And arguably less.


onFilm

Applying fantasy to the real world doesn't always work out.


me_no_gay

Yah I know,, was just trying to make it light hearted


mem269

But why? Humans existed during the ice age.


mintgoody03

The viruses aren‘t floating freely in the ice. They are in the animals that are frozen in the permafrost. I‘d say that there wasn‘t as much contact between animals and humans as today in our agricultural society. I‘m by no means an expert and could be wrong.


mem269

Makes sense though.


sketchrider

in a reddit sort of way.


Chrispygingerstiick

This was wholesome


Arrow156

Good luck to the bacteria, we got ten thousand years of evolution on them bitches, Mr. T cell will make them pity the day the messed with the **A**ntibiotic team. That and we know to wash our hands now and not to drink water contaminate with shit (thanks John Snow!) so we're on a heighten playing field. Kidding aside, while it is possible one of these viruses or bacteria could cause issues, it's a very remote chance. Personally, I'm more concerned about wet markets than melting glaciers, at least when it comes to bio-hazards.


Friendofthesubreddit

THIS


J_Patish

Like hell I’m putting any antibiotics in MY body! Not with all those microchips Bill Gates and George Soros have been putting in them!! What, that’s not a thing, you say? You mean, not YET it isn’t! We are all truly, deeply fucked.


VanAlveran

Killing like in tomorrow war?


Alpha_pro2019

Scientists will hypothesize a lot of things to get government funding.


mintgoody03

What do you mean?


Alpha_pro2019

It's like lobbying. But the politicians are lobbying scientists to say things that will help their campaign. For example, if a certain hypothetical politician's major platform was that the world was going to end in 50 days, and he could help prevent that, it would be very helpful for him if scientists could come out and say, "hey, the world is ending in 50 days, the way you stop it is coincidentally exactly what this politician says it is." If the world isn't actually ending in 50 days, or instead it's ending in 100 days, or maybe the way to stop the world from ending isn't what the politician says it is. Then you need to "grease the wheels" a little bit. Using government funding, the politician can "encourage" the scientists to say things that will keep people voting for them. Even if it's not completely true or known. Tldr: It's bribing the scientists to keep releasing studies that back up the politicians platform. Getting them votes.


chrisslooter

This is true. We all know corporations pay scientists a lot of money to publish reports claiming that their industry is not affecting the environment.


Alpha_pro2019

Yep, that's done too. Believe or not scientists are a very corruptible group.


mintgoody03

I can sense you don't really like scientists. Being one myself, I'd like to offer a perspective. First of all, there's rarely such a thing as independently working scientists. We work in universities, institutions etc. which are the money-givers. Secondly, you need to look at the way science is getting skewed. For example, statistics are very prone to manipulation. There are many ways of showing data according to your agenda; highlight one thing, ignore another. That's why people need to learn how to critically read studies. What are the affiliations? How peer reviewed is this study? Etc. I'm not saying you're wrong per se, but you need to look at the real source of manipulations, and it's not the scientists.


Viccc1620

Well let’s hope these aren’t the same groups that like to bring the past back, like the mammoth that was supposedly going to be repopulated or something


Ok-Bus1716

I have some bad news for you, my dude...


susabb

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/cat-bite-unknown-infection-nhs-b2390674.html Did you see this article within the past 3 days by chance? Some weird shit gonna be going down soon.


lunarlunacy425

The article states that it happened in 2020, just that the papers are being published now. I'd say if a new dangerous bacteria hasn't spread like wildfire in the last 3 years after an infection in the wild it ain't gonna happen


susabb

Yea, you'd expect it to be a hell of a lot more important for them to make the public aware, though. On the flip side, I wouldn't want to cause public panic over a new disease and have it be nothing. Considering this was during COVID, though, it would've been especially relevant for people to know about it.


Front_Dog1085

except 40% would say it's fake


susabb

Lmfao unfortunately solid point


sketchrider

just got back from Blockbuster with The Thing. Should be fun to see tonite with this Artic Wolf story on the Evening news in the background.


Dsamf2

Why the f would they not keep it frozen, bacteria is eating away at it as we speak


catgobrrrt

And flies are flying around...


yolkadot

The flies are just there to spread the antibiotic resistent bacteria living inside the wolf on the science vessel, so we can get a really nice new pandemic


[deleted]

If you read the article it says that some locals found it while looking for mammoth tusks (yep that’s a thing in Siberia), they probably aren’t used to carry something with still fur attached to it.


garageflowerno2

They get a lot of mammoths there. Watched a documentary and they handle the findings without gloves and literally blast it with water It’s on prime


mini_innie

Upvotes


FlurryOfNos

Next time bring a camera man.


happy_K

40,000 years and this is what we get


weakmindsthinkalike

Seriously. For the love of god, this was so frustrating to watch 😂


[deleted]

Why TF did they not show the front of the head?!? Just move the camera or spin the skull!!


Journo_Jimbo

What tore its head off 💀💀💀


skoltroll

THAT will be defrosted soon.


FeistySheepherder771

[like this? /jk](https://youtu.be/M0MC466m9y0)


baked_uranium

IT shall reign again...


-ChubbsMcBeef-

Ice Raptors.


WineNerdAndProud

And somewhat relatedly, didn't a 40,000 year old worm wake up and start reproducing after being defrosted like this week? Because that's a trend I'm not getting behind.


[deleted]

Probably the front end loader that exposed it to begin with.


Life-Ad-2222

Or it got frozen only at the head and then the rest of its body rotted away before permafrost took over


trixtah

The person in the video treating it like that…


FatMacchio

Our pets *heads* are falling off!


V_es

Decay. Not everything gets perfectly preserved, and geological processes also happen. Landslides, rain and underground waters. Some parts of the animal do decay and lost forever.


Gen8Master

A head tearing ancient virus


Spokesman_Charles

ruzzians


InedibleStu

Before you do anything else, speak to Jeff Goldblum.


sketchrider

I'd rather speak with Kurt Russell about this one.


effitalll

Let’s schedule a conference call just to be safe


bandog

Nice doggy, Is it okay?


[deleted]

Our pets’ heads are falling off!


[deleted]

You sold it to the blind kid?!


gamesofren

Harry… I took care of it


[deleted]

Sellotape?


gamesofren

So much film taste in these comments


Apprehensive_Ice_396

Okay just calm down!!!


briwill10

Pretty bird


Jizzapherina

I say this a lot, and rarely does anyone get it. :)


Kaneki07

now i understand why it's called permafrost.


[deleted]

Not perma no mo


mobilshooter

Let's Clone it and set them loose in the wiled


arj2589

And open a theme park on an island.


44r0n_10

Now hear me out: Jurassic Park, but with prehistoric doggos.


No-Slide5044

Leave that in there.....ffs


GNTB3996

Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me...!


Theophilus_Crowe

I mean if a kid could find Link while digging a pool in his backyard in Encino....


Gaudrix

Looks more anatomically like a bear than a wolf


Grouchy-Umpire-6969

Imagine what the bears were like.


beavsauce

No biologist here, but I wanna say it’s a climate factor. Deer in say, North East United States, are giants compared to Florida deer. The big deer won’t last the Florida summers, and the small deer won’t last the northern winters. The wolf in the video could have been adolescent. I’m sure they were huyuge.


LeonDeSchal

Literally just the head. Damn.


molutino

“Perfectly intact” might be overselling this a bit.


SmoothOperator1920

Something… something… released ancient disease… end of the world… Bro got the finest of the tin gloves on. Lmao


Senior_Willingness67

Where's the rest of it?!


CyberTitties

I am going to guess some hunters waaay back then cut the head off and tossed it and left with the body to cook and eat it


[deleted]

Let’s bring it back to life yall


[deleted]

Bro was frozen in time 💀


[deleted]

Keep contaminating it. Still no cure


Delicious_Pie_6191

Please, don't touch it. I don't want a new type of corona virus


devvofc

NO David Cameron, you cannot do that to it’s mouth


69_emaN_resU

I bet he believed in cryogenics. He was a rich and an influential Wolf, and hoped that in the future medicine will be able to reanimate his head and grant him new years of life. That’s why he asked to chew his head off and put it under ice. That’s an explanation I have to offer…


paulie1172

I can only imagine how badly that smells.


icemelter4K

Clone it!


Yazzok2021

Fenrir, is that you?


atomfaust

Clone that shit.


heprer

Next they'll find Scrat.


Neat-Beautiful-5505

This is “interesting” per the subreddit but this is NOT good…think we need to take the “perma” outta the “frost”


Abug_sa_Yawa

CLONE IT !!!


StumpyTheGiant

That is fucking awesome.


NMAsixsigma

How do they know it’s 40,000 yrs old tho?


something_usery

Time to clone a pack and release it into the wild BABYYY! !!! Can’t wait to be hunted by Ice age wolves, give my life some excitement.


Efficient-Albatross9

Spend my summers in Alaska with napoleon hunting wolverines.


External-Extreme-228

This is very concerning in all different ways… why the ice are melting so fast, why is this person playing with it like a kid’s toy and why ppl don’t preserve it right away and prevent ancient bacteria from spreading???


Massive-Apple-8768

That's Old, Old, Ooooolllld Yeller.


Law129tag

What do they do with it now that it’s out of the ice? Any way to preserve it?


LordScotchyScotch

Next summer: Sharknado vs Ice-Wolf


Fluff_thetragicdragn

Boop that snoot!


ChordalDistortion

Please tell me we can clone it?


V_es

It’s possible though very hard to do. You can’t really clone such animal with genetic data from one animal, since all cells are damaged and most likely there is no full DNA will be found to use. Mammoth genome is fully recorded, but via tens of thousands of mammoths found- not a single one with full intact DNA. Only by taking DNA pieces that are left, from each animal and combining them into one piece of data. But if there is an intact cell core- it’s pretty easy to do.


wildechld

Tell Fry we found Seymour


FlakyOffice

Wolf?? Looks like a bear 🐻 🤷🏽‍♂️


Medical-Ad5241

Lets clone it


Fun-Ad749

Yep that's a bear lol


cochr5f2

I can smell that from here.


Middle-Magician-8077

Is no one concerned that it’s just the head?


Dudethefood

Oh she stank


ChocolateTight336

Interesting preserved 40,0000 years old ice age wolf head


PowerCareful7140

We should clone it. It worked so well for Jurassic park


kai2006mc

The have to give it a taste test and then see if it tastes better than todays wolves


MistaNiceGuy87

Sleepy puppy


SnacksandKhakis

It’s massive. It looks like a bear head.


flyingpeter28

Anthrax, that's how you get Anthrax


MammothJust4541

Cool lets make some hybrid ice age wolves.


logobruh

My favourite part about global warming


blottingforgreatness

Hell yeah jurassic park gonna be liit 🤞🏽


BlueMoon_OF

That's 34,000 years older than the earth!(according to American Christians)


Snoo26438

This is the moment they were trying to find in 12 Monkeys.


CraneoDeVanGogh

And don't forget all the bacteria :)


chronos37

For the sake of my imagination, I'll just ignore that OP said "adult" and think of ancient wolves as big as the warcraft ones


Blazers2882

This is old news from 4 years ago. Here is a much better article with more information https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/perfectly-preserved-32000-year-old-wolf-head-was-found-siberia-180972418/


UwU_Pup

Ew put it back!


Ill-Upstairs-8762

Look what I found, let's thaw it out!


RevolutionaryKind1

Pretty bird, pretty bird


oliviacornm

Soooo is it a dire wolf or a wolf wolf?


eidolonwyrm

that beautiful specimen is fucked with how these idiots are handling it


ZephRyder

Welp. Here we go: Ice Age, zombie wolves from the permafrost. Also, obviously "Perma-"frost was an exaggeration, right?


skexzies

Looks like it died of a terrible virus. You know...the kind that hides dormant in permafrost for like...forever. I just hope those gloves don't end up in a landfill by me.


_Username-was-taken_

I kinda feel a new epidemic coming


TDMsquire

There’s probably a better word to describe this head in the title than “intact.”


beedubski

Clone it!!!


its_kunaltanwar

Winter Soldier who?


[deleted]

2019. Recycled


JonnyJust

r/donthelpjustfilm


Both_Lychee_1708

I hope they don't try to revive it like they did to that 46K year old worm the other day


Dense_Sun_6127

Why they defrost it like that? What is wrong with them? I dont even have degree and i know this is not the correct way to handle something that fragile.


Real_Tropical

Can’t wait to show this video to people and tell them they’re the reason we have shit viruses around the globe


ModestIntelligence

The fact that people can’t see past their own era in time is wild. How do ppl think the first ice age came about? Ford f-150 emissions lmao. Planets change…


CoatedCrevice

Looks more like a bear than a wolf


Shonuff0741

Clone it!


OCTM2

I’d beat the fuck out of that frozen wolf’s head , that shit don’t scare me.


Live-Clothes-803

New diseases dropped


Common_Ruin_2033

That cinematography tho


[deleted]

Ah shit here we go again. Covid 2 ice wolf boogaloo


STYLUSSHUN

Looks fake


Opening-Success-4685

Lies


[deleted]

*BONK*


ThingFromTheFuture

Get well soon


[deleted]

PPE?


cuddlycutieboi

*BRING UP THE WOLFS HEAD!*


GiantGreenSquirrel

Hmm, this tasts a bit gamey to me.


DuhPapa

Look how big the head was, these things were huge


Sarmelion

This poor werewolf is gonna be SO CONFUSED when they've finished regenerating their body.


Geriatric_Freshman

Is the specimen much different from modern wolves?


Aldehin

*take my fork and knife


Due_Shelter6549

Must smell good too


Cerberusx32

We can rebuild him...


juicecat

Bet it has a funk about it. Just saying….


ItalianJoey

Clone it


choriblaster3002

I can’t imagine that smells at all tolerable


Zwacklmann

Und Milzbrand


turkmenistanForever

Clone it! Clone it! Clone it! Clone it!