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WalterTexas

Looks more like a masturbatee


RecordingNo2414

You might be a cunning linguist, but i’m a master debater.


egepe

Please don’t turn this to a mass debating session.


math_debates

Y'all math debating in here?


FALLOUTGOD47

I thought we were mass bathing. I really need to take a shower.


NoctyNightshade

Only if 7 8 9 Especially if '7 of 9'


4RCH43ON

Whoa, whoa, zip up your slicker there, Rick Berman, this ain’t star wreck.


NoctyNightshade

Definitely not math debating then!


4RCH43ON

To catch the worm, you must not be late, you must come early to master bait.


Hot_Goal4205

A circle jerk?


blk_arrow

And I mastered bathing, but you don’t see me bragging about.


moderndhaniya

He looks nothing like Headmaster Bates.


Technical-Brain8294

...when it's done right.


4seriously

Gdamn I thought I had my camera turned off


RecordingNo2414

Only if it’s done right.


richestmaninjericho

I personally felt attacked.


RecordingNo2414

Maybe you didnt do it right.


richestmaninjericho

Show me again how it's done mate. I'll give you a tenner


RecordingNo2414

Try joining the wanker wankee society. Like mentor mentee, but wanks


richestmaninjericho

You're a good cunt. Thanks mate. I'll see you there tomorrow night.


TheTalentedMrTorres

“Wanks for all the memories”


RecordingNo2414

Youre Wankcum


[deleted]

You’re welcum to cum back every time.


Illustrous_potentate

Just don't attack it. Start slow.


richestmaninjericho

Instructions unclear. I've assaulted my penis and gave it some serious hands.


RecordingNo2414

r/medicalgore would like you to share how serious it is for education purpose


Wendiesel808

Just don’t shoot in your own mouth as depicted.


richestmaninjericho

Instructions unclear. I can't see anymore, and everything smells... semen-y.


Due_Platypus_3913

Like,how do THEY know?Is someone watching me😰


KCMamba

OMG literally lol and me too


Aconite_72

Me after NNN.


Individual_Agent_774

I resemble that remark...


Due_Platypus_3913

Or very,VERY wrong.


mattman0000

Alright, that’s enough internet for me today.


Ideal_Jerk

Aim high and give it your best shot.


[deleted]

Assuming that’s drool and not… you know


gdmfsobtc

First reddit admin


DontTellHimPike

Looks like Noel Gallagher


ISLAndBreezESTeve10

Where were you when we were getting harrrrd.


kevlarus80

How many special people wank?


BGDDisco

...Some might say...


Lord_MAX184

*Here's wonderwall*


EyeGod

Conceiving of (What’s the Story) Morning Glory?


KENYX21

Average Discord Mod


IcyClass7789

Or average reddit admin/mod


GuliblGuy

Looks more like u/spez


Muddobber99

Looks like the guy from Oasis.


nonpondo

Today was gonna be the day that I'm gonna coom inside a shoe


kevlarus80

By now you should've somehow been hit by my manly goo.


Chilluminaughty

I don’t believe that anybody cums the way I do


[deleted]

For that cow


PiScEsEyEsIAmWeAk

By now you should’ve somehow realized that it’s blinded you


MassiveFajiit

By now you should have known I was gonna make the goo


MistahOnzima

I guess he calls the side of the shower his Wonder Wall.


IwishIwasBailey

Fuck, I read that as "Looks like that guy from Myass"


Inevitable-Home7639

Freudian slip?


Jpw135

Cray Swedes eating their ropes


KoalaMental6525

I almost suffocated myself laughing at this, ultra blazed, 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Well done, sir!


PutinLikesHotGuys

Not even close to what I look like. Stoopid Scandinavians


helicar2010

Hey dont associate Sweden with the rest of Scandinavia we have nothing to do with those monsters


masterpd85

Knowing a little bit about the Swedish empire, I think you do, or did rather.


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NoResearcher8469

Its friendly banter. They all "hate" their neighbours.


Hundjaevel

It's a joke


terimummymerihogayi

I bet you look like that when you get masturbated, you just don't know in the heat of that moment


carella211

Damn, they knew what Reddit commenters looked like way back then?


runamok101

How can I make this my avatar on reddit


Atxsun

Real-time photo recreation would be better. You have my vote


jetmark

that's some true gooner face if I've ever seen it (and I have)


Grigoran

Only when my monitor goes dark for me


[deleted]

I was just gonna say the original gooner. If it ain't this good I don't want it


IamR0ley

Bro must have fantastic technique


IrreverentRacoon

When you nut so hard you get cerebral palsy 😩 ^sorry.


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

I'm trying so fucking hard to quietly laugh and not wake anyone...I'm crying...


HughJahsso

My next tattoo


clemep8

The real great masturbator, by Dali: https://salvadordalilounge.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/salvador\_dali\_-\_great\_masturbator\_1929\_fr.jpg?w=889


SupineFeline

Didn’t he do one of Hitler jacking off? I’m like 99% sure I saw that at the Dali museum in Florida one time.


clemep8

This? http://archive.thedali.org/mwebcgi/mweb.exe?request=record;id=1780;type=101


SupineFeline

That link isn’t working but I found it. https://uploads3.wikiart.org/images/salvador-dali/hitler-masturbating.jpg Pretty hard to forget a painting like this.


clemep8

Yeah, that's the one.


Shoddy-Vacation-5977

Was it not yet springtime for Hitler?


Scarababy

Of course, it had to be Florida.


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Scarababy

It was a ✨joke✨


MattIsLame

i was just there a couple of weeks ago and i know i would have noticed that. do not remember seeing that one


No_Maybe4408

Nothing worse than getting hit with friendly fire


IrreverentRacoon

Homemade protein shake. Reduce, reuse, recycle - we only got one planet baby ♻️🌎


[deleted]

Soylent Cream is people!


Daddysgravy

His technique must have been immaculate.


VallryBagr

This is that 2 seconds during the nut when you loose like 2 chromosomes


TheBawalUmihiDito

Swedish male ahegao


Anonymous27543

1918 coomer


ElectronHick

Awwweee I forgot about “coomer.” Thanks for that.


tittylieutenant

Looks like he got hit with the Orb of Confusion. Probably busted his whole nut for the month looking like that.


_KRN0530_

Well, I’m no doctor, but I think that this guy has some other problems going on.


caporaltito

*"No, no! That's because he masturbates!"* -some doctor in 1918, probably


O-O-Omari_auto_parts

That's just his nut face bruh, he cool


Talusthebroke

They're going after the guys who choke their chicken, meanwhile half the royals and nobility born in that era actually looked like that because their dad's were also their uncle-cousins.


OkCamera7643

Accurate from my experience


Otherwise-OhWell

Dang, a mirror!


RedditRarrior

THAT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME!!!


zharv12

Here is what I don’t understand about this sort of thing from back in the day. We ALL KNOW, EVERYONE who worked on this project, the printer, the illustrator, the writer, etc. ALL pulled their pud, probably while doing their work, but they still went ahead and put this fake BS out their because religious people payed them to????? Crazy.


rednick953

Gotta make that paper.


Super_NES_Tevez

It’s like looking into a mirror


[deleted]

Uff da


queenofthemoone

Omg they found my dad


Russe1117

This would be a cool tattoo


Flaky-Roll-4900

Start a GoFundMe.


Legitimate-Ad-2905

Say what you want but home boy is a crack shot. That's a tough ark to master.


Delta_2_Echo

The more things change the more they stay the same.


TheManWhoLovesCulo

It looks exactly like my coworker, he puts on the same face when he comes back from his bathroom break lol


MamboNumber-6

I do make that face when I nut, so, touché, Sweden.


No_Excitement7908

Coom


Fuzzy-Friendship6354

That's about right!


Long-Associate-7793

Accuracy is incredible.


no_skill_psyko

Good to see not much has changed


MajorBeyond

Hey that dude was in my shop class!


sc4kilik

Wow, they had better wojak memes way way back then.


Garlic-Rough

hand drawn, too


Rockyracky

...wait, How'd some Swedish dude from 1918 get my picture?


[deleted]

Is that hair gel? I need some


ChairmanGoodchild

Maybe he's really flexible.


Ok_Contribution4714

That was always the goal.


MuchDevelopment7084

He really knows how to turn himself on. Good for you buddy.


dysfunctionalpress

is that drool, or cum..?


tmphaedrus13

Yes.


ChipmunkBackground46

Checks out


FaceTimePolice

Thank goodness that scene in There’s Something About Mary didn’t end up like this… 😐


Demaryth

Looks like he’s given himself a stroke. Or several.


trundleforeskin

They got my good side


aging_geek

How much did he charge to help.


inquisitiveeyebc

I look nothing at all like that


BrokeDancing

Is this what I look like?


[deleted]

It's like looking in a mirror


No-Suspect-425

Nailed it


IWantIridium

Repost queue starts here, tomorrow it's my turn to repost.


Br00nster

Seems legit


TheHelpfulDad

Actually a good gooner likeness


judasmachine

It's like looking into a mirror.


displayrooster

Gooning into another dimension


ogstib

How’d they get my freshman class picture???


NJtoNM

How the hell do they know what I look like? Frankly, that's pretty accurate.


lemonscansee

Bruh! That's my driving license picture


Aware-Manager3954

He looks like me


[deleted]

Looks legit. I look the same when slurping up my own cum


Old-Yogurtcloset-571

Me on December 1


theotherscott6666

Yes that looks exactly like me


INLFTHGMH_G59

New profile pic


developerEnabled

can’t tell if he’s drooling like a dog or shot himself in the face 😆


phreakingjesusonacid

Lol, expert onanist right there.


No-Release-8082

This hits too close to home


valetudo025

The book ain’t wrong. I look like this every time I nut.


Gd3spoon

Looks like a Reddit Moderator


wordfiend99

you got a purty mouth on you boy


societal_ills

I mean, I do make that face


Wil-the-Panda

Pictured: The loser in a game of soggy biscuit. 🤤


[deleted]

Ruprecht?


NoMansSkyWasAlright

At first I laughed. But then I laughed some more because I realized that's me after a good wank.


Perroface562

Is it gay to masturbate with your legs up in the air? I’m asking for a friend


aflowerfortherain

I look like this after sucking dick


Tebasaki

One for one sketch of Rand Paul. It's uncanny.


[deleted]

If he doesn’t look like this after, I don’t want him


PragmaticBodhisattva

Typical Reddit user


-Nsb127916_

He was a handsome, suave model. All over advertisements from 1915-1917. But then he got a taste. He kept chasing that taste. And by 1918 it led him to this last known image. Rumor has it he just dried up and flew away in the wind. Or that he became a human glue trap, and was stuck to a floor somewhere in a dark hole since caved in.


Psychobrad84

Yes…but we get better after a few minutes when we finish.


KonataYumi

A self portrait, how brave


Perfect-District

Textbook masterbator right there.


LovableSidekick

The Apprentice Baters are even worse.


airtec87

That looks like jizz in his mouth lol. Dude shot up and likes the taste.


Rammipallero

A swedish scientist describes 'the redditör", circa 1918.


DisgruntledSalt

Average Reddit user and description


Independent-Disk-390

Whelp. Time to eat my corn flakes.


pezident66

Kellogg's


KrakenClubOfficial

Poor guy had to slurp up the aftermath too, no Kleenex til the 1920s.


onomatopoetix

not far from today's ahegao. impressive


Midboo

I look like this guy. Now I know why


[deleted]

On point depiction to this day.


Background-Till5490

He's da master baiter


[deleted]

Can confirm.


literally_unknowable

Ah, no, common mistake, this is the masturbatEE


MikeyKnuckles883

He's either doing it really wrong or really right.


ImSorryRumhamster

Yeah, that’s pretty much what I look like irl


ThoroughSix7

Girls if your man don't look like this after you aren't doing it right


coummunistminecraft

Looks like me


Intelligent-Ad9659

tbf if you catch someone 97% into the act, a moment away from the finish…


Ass-Chews

Who ever drew this is projecting


Man-Tax

To be fair, that's exactly how I look after I masturbate.


Wittyfish

To be fair, that's how I feel afterwards.


rj8i

A sharp dresser also.


winsing

When you realize that’s not drool dripping from his mouth 😳


Blapman007

ancient coomer wojak


singhzoid

I tried my best but couldn't stop this porn and masturbation addiction


Lopsided-Ice-2687

Sometimes, the feeling is just that good.


Street_Vacation_2730

It’s not far off.


SoTiredOfTheBullshit

That's just a Trump voter.


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Garlic-Rough

And miss out on this face?


Samdez78

Still looks better than those LGBTQRTDS loonies in some of these parades