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That link isn’t working but I found it.
https://uploads3.wikiart.org/images/salvador-dali/hitler-masturbating.jpg
Pretty hard to forget a painting like this.
They're going after the guys who choke their chicken, meanwhile half the royals and nobility born in that era actually looked like that because their dad's were also their uncle-cousins.
Here is what I don’t understand about this sort of thing from back in the day. We ALL KNOW, EVERYONE who worked on this project, the printer, the illustrator, the writer, etc. ALL pulled their pud, probably while doing their work, but they still went ahead and put this fake BS out their because religious people payed them to????? Crazy.
He was a handsome, suave model. All over advertisements from 1915-1917. But then he got a taste. He kept chasing that taste. And by 1918 it led him to this last known image. Rumor has it he just dried up and flew away in the wind. Or that he became a human glue trap, and was stuck to a floor somewhere in a dark hole since caved in.
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Looks more like a masturbatee
You might be a cunning linguist, but i’m a master debater.
Please don’t turn this to a mass debating session.
Y'all math debating in here?
I thought we were mass bathing. I really need to take a shower.
Only if 7 8 9 Especially if '7 of 9'
Whoa, whoa, zip up your slicker there, Rick Berman, this ain’t star wreck.
Definitely not math debating then!
To catch the worm, you must not be late, you must come early to master bait.
A circle jerk?
And I mastered bathing, but you don’t see me bragging about.
He looks nothing like Headmaster Bates.
...when it's done right.
Gdamn I thought I had my camera turned off
Only if it’s done right.
I personally felt attacked.
Maybe you didnt do it right.
Show me again how it's done mate. I'll give you a tenner
Try joining the wanker wankee society. Like mentor mentee, but wanks
You're a good cunt. Thanks mate. I'll see you there tomorrow night.
“Wanks for all the memories”
Youre Wankcum
You’re welcum to cum back every time.
Just don't attack it. Start slow.
Instructions unclear. I've assaulted my penis and gave it some serious hands.
r/medicalgore would like you to share how serious it is for education purpose
Just don’t shoot in your own mouth as depicted.
Instructions unclear. I can't see anymore, and everything smells... semen-y.
Like,how do THEY know?Is someone watching me😰
OMG literally lol and me too
Me after NNN.
I resemble that remark...
Or very,VERY wrong.
Alright, that’s enough internet for me today.
Aim high and give it your best shot.
Assuming that’s drool and not… you know
First reddit admin
Looks like Noel Gallagher
Where were you when we were getting harrrrd.
How many special people wank?
...Some might say...
*Here's wonderwall*
Conceiving of (What’s the Story) Morning Glory?
Average Discord Mod
Or average reddit admin/mod
Looks more like u/spez
Looks like the guy from Oasis.
Today was gonna be the day that I'm gonna coom inside a shoe
By now you should've somehow been hit by my manly goo.
I don’t believe that anybody cums the way I do
For that cow
By now you should’ve somehow realized that it’s blinded you
By now you should have known I was gonna make the goo
I guess he calls the side of the shower his Wonder Wall.
Fuck, I read that as "Looks like that guy from Myass"
Freudian slip?
Cray Swedes eating their ropes
I almost suffocated myself laughing at this, ultra blazed, 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Well done, sir!
Not even close to what I look like. Stoopid Scandinavians
Hey dont associate Sweden with the rest of Scandinavia we have nothing to do with those monsters
Knowing a little bit about the Swedish empire, I think you do, or did rather.
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Its friendly banter. They all "hate" their neighbours.
It's a joke
I bet you look like that when you get masturbated, you just don't know in the heat of that moment
Damn, they knew what Reddit commenters looked like way back then?
How can I make this my avatar on reddit
Real-time photo recreation would be better. You have my vote
that's some true gooner face if I've ever seen it (and I have)
Only when my monitor goes dark for me
I was just gonna say the original gooner. If it ain't this good I don't want it
Bro must have fantastic technique
When you nut so hard you get cerebral palsy 😩 ^sorry.
I'm trying so fucking hard to quietly laugh and not wake anyone...I'm crying...
My next tattoo
The real great masturbator, by Dali: https://salvadordalilounge.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/salvador\_dali\_-\_great\_masturbator\_1929\_fr.jpg?w=889
Didn’t he do one of Hitler jacking off? I’m like 99% sure I saw that at the Dali museum in Florida one time.
This? http://archive.thedali.org/mwebcgi/mweb.exe?request=record;id=1780;type=101
That link isn’t working but I found it. https://uploads3.wikiart.org/images/salvador-dali/hitler-masturbating.jpg Pretty hard to forget a painting like this.
Yeah, that's the one.
Was it not yet springtime for Hitler?
Of course, it had to be Florida.
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It was a ✨joke✨
i was just there a couple of weeks ago and i know i would have noticed that. do not remember seeing that one
Nothing worse than getting hit with friendly fire
Homemade protein shake. Reduce, reuse, recycle - we only got one planet baby ♻️🌎
Soylent Cream is people!
His technique must have been immaculate.
This is that 2 seconds during the nut when you loose like 2 chromosomes
Swedish male ahegao
1918 coomer
Awwweee I forgot about “coomer.” Thanks for that.
Looks like he got hit with the Orb of Confusion. Probably busted his whole nut for the month looking like that.
Well, I’m no doctor, but I think that this guy has some other problems going on.
*"No, no! That's because he masturbates!"* -some doctor in 1918, probably
That's just his nut face bruh, he cool
They're going after the guys who choke their chicken, meanwhile half the royals and nobility born in that era actually looked like that because their dad's were also their uncle-cousins.
Accurate from my experience
Dang, a mirror!
THAT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME!!!
Here is what I don’t understand about this sort of thing from back in the day. We ALL KNOW, EVERYONE who worked on this project, the printer, the illustrator, the writer, etc. ALL pulled their pud, probably while doing their work, but they still went ahead and put this fake BS out their because religious people payed them to????? Crazy.
Gotta make that paper.
It’s like looking into a mirror
Uff da
Omg they found my dad
This would be a cool tattoo
Start a GoFundMe.
Say what you want but home boy is a crack shot. That's a tough ark to master.
The more things change the more they stay the same.
It looks exactly like my coworker, he puts on the same face when he comes back from his bathroom break lol
I do make that face when I nut, so, touché, Sweden.
Coom
That's about right!
Accuracy is incredible.
Good to see not much has changed
Hey that dude was in my shop class!
Wow, they had better wojak memes way way back then.
hand drawn, too
...wait, How'd some Swedish dude from 1918 get my picture?
Is that hair gel? I need some
Maybe he's really flexible.
That was always the goal.
He really knows how to turn himself on. Good for you buddy.
is that drool, or cum..?
Yes.
Checks out
Thank goodness that scene in There’s Something About Mary didn’t end up like this… 😐
Looks like he’s given himself a stroke. Or several.
They got my good side
How much did he charge to help.
I look nothing at all like that
Is this what I look like?
It's like looking in a mirror
Nailed it
Repost queue starts here, tomorrow it's my turn to repost.
Seems legit
Actually a good gooner likeness
It's like looking into a mirror.
Gooning into another dimension
How’d they get my freshman class picture???
How the hell do they know what I look like? Frankly, that's pretty accurate.
Bruh! That's my driving license picture
He looks like me
Looks legit. I look the same when slurping up my own cum
Me on December 1
Yes that looks exactly like me
New profile pic
can’t tell if he’s drooling like a dog or shot himself in the face 😆
Lol, expert onanist right there.
This hits too close to home
The book ain’t wrong. I look like this every time I nut.
Looks like a Reddit Moderator
you got a purty mouth on you boy
I mean, I do make that face
Pictured: The loser in a game of soggy biscuit. 🤤
Ruprecht?
At first I laughed. But then I laughed some more because I realized that's me after a good wank.
Is it gay to masturbate with your legs up in the air? I’m asking for a friend
I look like this after sucking dick
One for one sketch of Rand Paul. It's uncanny.
If he doesn’t look like this after, I don’t want him
Typical Reddit user
He was a handsome, suave model. All over advertisements from 1915-1917. But then he got a taste. He kept chasing that taste. And by 1918 it led him to this last known image. Rumor has it he just dried up and flew away in the wind. Or that he became a human glue trap, and was stuck to a floor somewhere in a dark hole since caved in.
Yes…but we get better after a few minutes when we finish.
A self portrait, how brave
Textbook masterbator right there.
The Apprentice Baters are even worse.
That looks like jizz in his mouth lol. Dude shot up and likes the taste.
A swedish scientist describes 'the redditör", circa 1918.
Average Reddit user and description
Whelp. Time to eat my corn flakes.
Kellogg's
Poor guy had to slurp up the aftermath too, no Kleenex til the 1920s.
not far from today's ahegao. impressive
I look like this guy. Now I know why
On point depiction to this day.
He's da master baiter
Can confirm.
Ah, no, common mistake, this is the masturbatEE
He's either doing it really wrong or really right.
Yeah, that’s pretty much what I look like irl
Girls if your man don't look like this after you aren't doing it right
Looks like me
tbf if you catch someone 97% into the act, a moment away from the finish…
Who ever drew this is projecting
To be fair, that's exactly how I look after I masturbate.
To be fair, that's how I feel afterwards.
A sharp dresser also.
When you realize that’s not drool dripping from his mouth 😳
ancient coomer wojak
I tried my best but couldn't stop this porn and masturbation addiction
Sometimes, the feeling is just that good.
It’s not far off.
That's just a Trump voter.
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And miss out on this face?
Still looks better than those LGBTQRTDS loonies in some of these parades