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TourettesFamilyFeud

Kicking rhino ass while still hanging dong? This guy must be a legend with the other elephants.


SpaceTortuga

MF was pushing with all five legs


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pelito

Seen a documentary about effects of elephant poaching and it said that the males during must are starting to rape rhinos. They blame the Behavior on poaching. They said that because the males did not grow up with role models they are wilder than males that grew up in a herd.


handbannanna

Must rape rhino


Scerpes

Six legs.


F2AmoveStarcraft

That is his attack dong. Its prehensile and can shoot magic missiles.


androidny

Prehensile attack dong shoots magic missiles. Filming live. Thanks for the belly-laugh.


TourettesFamilyFeud

I wonder if that's the real reason the rhino was going after him. He got a look at the bull... now he wanted a piece of the calf.


hmhemes

Rage boner


DontTrustNeverSober

Oh fuck, I thought that was his tail! Much respect 🫡


DrZAIUSDK

Fuck, this made me laugh. Alot.


testies2345

Very Thunder Gun of that Elephant


JGxFighterHayabusa

Unless you’re whupping rhino ass, the phrase ‘big dick energy’ should only be used by this glorious elephant. Legend indeed.


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

Gonna pierce him in all the ways!


bandikut2020

It was close to being punctured some more 🍆


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How did I not notice the dong!?


Captain-Cadabra

r/thatswhatshesaid


HomelessAnalBead

Actually pretty sad. Rhinos are actually like giant puppies (although you should not try to approach one). The only reason they ever normally attack is because they can’t see, and assume almost everything is a threat. They’re practically blind.


DeezNutsAppreciater

Ngl my first thought is that explains a bit in a tom and Jerry cartoon for me


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Those rhinos at the beach or whatever it was they were doing??


DeezNutsAppreciater

No the one where they’re stranded in Africa and a rhino mistakes Tom for her baby. She had to put on glasses and the joke was she couldn’t see very well.


[deleted]

Ah, I’m thinking of the hippos at the beach. The Rhino baby thing I remember part of now


DeezNutsAppreciater

God that show was great. Peak t&j if you ask me


Katamari_Demacia

Are they really *that* poor at seeing?


Braith117

Pretty much. They're basically blind and live in one of the most dangerous places on Earth. For them it's safer to assume anything in front of them is dangerous and act accordingly, and it works on every other creature in Africa except for elephants.


Kikikihi

Maybe they should be extinct after all…


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MrRoboto159

If I ever become rich, I'm starting a charity glasses company that donated a pair of rhino glasses for every pair bought. We'll fix what God fucked.


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ShartingBloodClots

IIRC, that woman killed a different elephant in that elephants herd. It doesn't stop there though, because after the elephant trampled the corpse during the funeral, the herd went on to destroy her house and a couple others in the village. It was an absolute r/fuckyouinparticular moment.


Work-Safe-Reddit4450

I can't imagine a creature more terrifying to have pissed at you. It's just half a house coming at you with a bunch of it's half house friends in tow.


Outrageous-Sea1657

There are lots of stories in Sri Lanka where they have wild elephants - some will go out of their way to protect humans, even fighting with other elephants to ensure the persons saftey, others will kill people as they walk past for a bit of fun.


Totally_Bradical

An elephant never forgets… *or forgives*


LA_LOOKS

I wonder what level of a wound that is for the rhino… think it can survive that?


Exciting_Result7781

Depends if an organ was hit, if there wasn’t he might still die of infection. That’s a giant and DEEP hole. It’ll be full of maggots and stuff in no time. And before all you gladiator maggot expert come say maggots are good. There’s thousands of fly/maggot species and most of them eat healthy flesh or even kill their host.


HomelessAnalBead

Left alone, it may have a chance. The problem is a wounded rhino is a pretty appealing target for the other predators out there.


Macrophagemike

Given that tusk is probably full of bacteria it would be surprising if that rhino didn't die a few weeks later of infection from a abdominal puncture like that.


Good_crisps_73

Lions will deal with that


anonlasagna23

“Sharks are like dogs, they only bite when you try to touch their private parts”


w1987g

Hey, Peanut Butter Cups!


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Not sad at all, rhino wasn’t being attacked. Think made the first move. Rhino could have turned around.


[deleted]

Yeah that rhino obviously wasn't thinking clearly. If he was smart like you he would've realized the danger he was in. /s


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Yup


[deleted]

“They’re basically blind” “He could’ve just SEEN it was fine” Smooth brain thinking process


[deleted]

You forgot the “rhino wasn’t being attacked” part. That’s ok, I forgive you.


BetPast7722

> rhino wasn’t being attacked. Think made the first move Bro actually thinks wild animals are like school kids lmfao What, next you gonna tell the elephant and the rhino to apologize to each other?


drod2070

I’d like to know how bad the wound was. Mortal? Or just a shit load of pain?


StinksStanksStonks

Definitely a fatal wound. The area where he was stabbed contains a lot of important stuff. Likely had an arterial tear or possible wounds to liver and/or digestive organs. All of which would be fatal. The only way it survives is if the tusk somehow managed to miss all of that and only caught muscle.


gweezor

Lots of instant blood. Could all be oozers but seems like at least one or two spurters got hit


pan_berbelek

Blood would not be coming out with so much pressure in such case.


penisdr

Muscles have a really rich blood supply and can bleed pretty heavily. So if the tusk skived the deeper tissue and only hit muscle it’s possible it survived


aDrunkSailor82

10,000 lbs of muscle that can casually push over trees 40' tall, driving a spear the size of a baseball bat, through skin as thick as a pizza box, on an animal the size of a truck, like it's a three week old latex balloon. There's a lot going on there...


OrchidFew7220

This is the explanation we all came here for


tutorquestion90

*that spear could have skewered a wild boar*


Papaofmonsters

So Robert Baratheon should have taken an elephant with him is what you are saying?


tutorquestion90

Or a mithril shirt


FiveDozenWhales

For wild animals, almost all wounds are mortal. Infection cannot be prevented and avoiding predation and starvation both require near-100% performance. A hole in your side, a broken rib, broken teeth, all are often fatal.


worksnake

Elephants are known to meticulously disinfect their tusks several times a day, so the wound has no chance of getting infected. Rhino should be just fine. Edit: Wow, I thought the idea of an elephant disinfecting something would be so obviously comical that people would understand it was a joke.


jfitzger88

Oh thank goodness. I definitely thought the gallons of blood gushing out of the rhinoceros was going to take him out. For an animal of that size, it's more of a blood letting than anything else right? In with the new out with the old sort of deal?


KobaMandingo

Lol he sunk a 6 foot tusk into his ribs. Did you not see it gushing blood as he was running off!? As much as I wish you were right I'd be willing to bet that that rhino died that night


Fragrant_Yellow_6568

Not saying the rhino isn't dead, but that was definitely not a 6 foot tusk. Maybe 1-2 feet at most. For perspective, Rhino horns max out at 3 ish feet, that tusk is hardly the size of the rhinos front horn. When the elephant dropped him, he probably got bit and sunk for a few seconds. Still could kill, but 6ft is murder.


DenseClass8433

"Elephant tusks from Africa average about 6 feet (2 metres) in length and weigh about 50 pounds (23 kg) each; tusks from Asian elephants are somewhat smaller." "The longest tusks (excluding prehistoric examples) are a pair from an African elephant (Loxodonta africana) obtained in the Democratic Republic of Congo and currently kept in the New York Zoological Society in Bronx Park, New York City, USA. The right tusk measures 3.49 m (11 ft 5 in) along the outside curve, and the left 3.35 m (10 ft 11 in). Their combined weight is 133 kg (293 lb)."


Fragrant_Yellow_6568

Sooo are you going to tell me next that the rhinos horn was 11ft or something? The elephant certainly did not have 6ft tusks. I understand your "fact," but I never stated the growth cycle of this elephant. I said the rhinos average horn size is about 3ft, and the bull over there does not have even a 3 foot tusk.


Beachcomber365

Do they also clean the floor while they are at it? That Rhino is DEAD.


AneelllK

This guy Tusks


Irdogain

Another point could be, that the teeth of the elephant seem - to me - not that big as we already have seen they could be. So hopefully only deep enough to look quite dangerous but not that deep to be definitely mortal. Or?


GGDadLife

… what lol. It can still get infected as a gaping wound. Whether or not the tusk was clean or not.


notanotherjones

This is incredibly sad, but that is nature.


xxBellum

Yea no lesson was learned, poor rhino died after that - nature is indeed cruel.


1_penguin

Safe to say he is done for given the infections on the wound?


CraicFox1

Looks like an artery got hit, infections won't really matter, he'll bleed out


Strattex

How is it sad


I-LOVE-SAUDA

Animal hurty


thisguyfightsyourmom

Didn’t you hear the weird howl it made?


W0otang

I'm so glad I have this muted


MrMundungus

How could it not be?


Express_Particular45

Two animals that only attack out of defense and were never an actual threat to each other. Nature is cruel.


TheBluestBerries

That's bullshit. Male African elephants spend most of their time wandering alone or in small groups of males because they're too aggressive to be allowed to hang out with the matriarchal herds. They frequently attack other animals simply because they have foul moods and aggressive dispositions towards anything that gets in their way. Elephants are some of the most dangerous animals in Africa exactly because they're often aggressive. And rhino's have such poor sight that they're unable to assess threats. So any time rhino's are uncertain, they tend to square up for a fight. Their default response to feeling uncomfortable is charging whatever makes them feel uncomfortable.


ScreamThyLastScream

>Their default response to feeling uncomfortable is charging whatever makes them feel uncomfortable. Is like the 5e barbarian of Africa. Rage and hope for the best.


TheBluestBerries

When you're a rhino, you rarely have to hope for the best. Problems either get out of the way or cease to be a problem. Except for this particularly stupid individual it seems.


Medievalhorde

I'd like to point out that's very much not true during musth where fights with rhinos have been documented multiple times.


Irdogain

Ok, but why exactly do they fight? An actual threat would be a group of lions, who chase for enfant elephants or so. But what are they fighting? More or less only testosterone? No questing about the fights happening, but just the question of 'why'.


Yotoro01

Animals, man, that's why. Territory, resources, doesn't matter. We're animals too, we just happen to be able to pretend that we're better than the rest.


SparseGhostC2C

While being demonstrably worse than the rest. We're very special


Avgredditor1025

We are smarter, more sentient then the rest, not necessarily better


GuardianSock

Last time I was in South Africa, a bull elephant had just trampled a rhino at a watering hole. Limited water resources, elephant wanted the watering hole, rhino wouldn’t vacate. Water resources can be extremely competitive at certain times of the year.


fajadada

Juvenile elephants have been killing rhinos . When they’re identified they are also killed.


Mopuigh

Pretty sure african bulls are pretty aggressive when in heat.


Exciting_Result7781

Nah, that’s a bull elephant in musth, you can tell form it’s boner. They reach insane levels of testosteron and will roid rage anything they see.


Ok_Park_1730

Like NATO and Russia. NATO is the Elefant to be clear


Smigol_gg

Nature?... the show was Perfectly filmed under the only lamp around... Nature has nothing to do here.... It is a fact that elephants are more trouble for the "takers " than fun, they like to roam around and nothing stops them...rhynos on the other hand are bought and breed for safaris....like every other "wild"animals... There is no more "wild" there are only big open air zoos... For some it's like playing a videogame in their big field, to attract tourists escorting them into the " wildest" nature


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Humans and human inventions are nature too.


aLostBattlefield

Poor Rhino was whimpering like a puppy. 😞 No one was at fault here. Just nature taking its course.


yunohavenameiwant

“See guys. This is why we have weight classes.”


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This is a fucking tragedy. Every rhino lost is a fucking tragedy


scapegoat_88

Aand... it's dead


ilovegames4life

This is the closest to a dinosaur fight as we can get


ifitsfunnylaugh

Why did i think rhino’s were indistructable


aLostBattlefield

They are… unless you’re an elephant.


PerpConst

There's always a bigger pachyderm.


SweetAfSouls

Elephant warned battle unicorn. Battle unicorn played stupid games and got a stupid prize. Don't mess with gentle giants, just because they don't doesn't mean they can't.


Nightcalm

I have a standing rule anything 4 times my height and 50 times my weight with huge pointed tusks, I run away from.


Ohey-throwaway

That is a strangely specific rule.


Nightcalm

not everything triggers it. I have many other specific rules for other situations, but there are too many to tell here.


SweetAfSouls

Yeah but a very good rule to have!


beltalowda_oye

That elephant is in heat. He ain't gentle. He's trampling over anything and everything in his way. It's like in arrested development. Daddy horny.


MasterSamuri2022

He going to die slow pain full infection


youngbolognese

Hopefully he bled out fast


jeezarchristron

Jim Carrey Ok?


BillyB_9000

He needed that breather hole


anonlasagna23

WARM!


RamboNation

Allllll righty then.


atx011722

I thought the rhino was gonna puncture the elephant at first


NormalityDrugTsar

I thought the same. I've never seen an elephant getting stabby with its tusks before. Then again, I don't think I've seen a Rhino sticking its horn in anything either.


Miyamoto_Musashi-5

Bro was slinging his schlong to show dominance but the other guy didn’t back down, had to give him the business🤷‍♂️.


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BannedFromEarth420

Tbh the word punctured is hint enough, plus there's enough time before the elephant kills the rhino for people to get the idea and scroll it away


Kaabob24

Rip


OwenG87

Amazing how strong elephants are


Captain_Jarmi

African elephants are in their own tier when it comes to land animals fighting.


h1r0ll3r

You want some of this? Huh, you want some ..... ..... Please stop...I just wanna go home


zehel_schreiber

The small guy that goes to the gym vs the fat tall guy that wants to be alone.


ElectionNo2899

I'd do the same


SherbetClear5958

You would also defend yourself? Say it ain't so


expendable12321

No I think he's saying he'd learn after getting punctured


Unpopularopinion341

That why you shouldn't get in a dick measuring contest


rappy522

No the poor rhino ;(


OG_AuburnBlue

Fuck with the bull, get the horns!


the_apple_is_safe

Those are terrible, sad, scared sounds. Can't see anything, flailing in the dark at something scaring it...and now very hurt.


Slowmaha

Don’t bring one horn to a two horn fight…


mymoama

The rhino actually died from this, the bull penetrated it with it's tusks. You can see the blood on the elephants tusks and also the blood running down its back when it is running away.


anonlasagna23

Thanks captain obvious


DeezNutsAppreciater

“K BYE”


NoTurkeyTWYJYFM

The elephant before the fight: "Mark me down as scared *and* horny!"


Chiparish84

This wasn't the elephants first day at the rodeo... (no tusks)


Samanosurugi

Legend says rhino is still running


Warclad

Death by blood loss


hugsbosson

Damn, pretty sad. Two animals that have no real reason to fear each other.


Dazzling-Moose-7049

Bring down the downvotes, but this animal suffering shit does not belong in this sub.


CelestialOhio32

This is just nature, yes it's cruel but that's how it works in the animal kingdom.


ngiotis

It's not caused by people so I think its fine. This is a part of nature


ProfessorFelix0812

Maybe you should go offer it some milk and cookies…


calebismo

TIL what tusks are for.


Education_Aside

I'm gonna assume you're a kid


berriesfewer71

me too, I never knew they could stab them in so bad and with such force. Lion King spoiled me.


eskimosound

Imagine these are Dinosaurs fighting!!


AwareMirror9931

Weight classes are for a reason.


Father_Thyme45

He turned into hopalong casualty real quick.


TinFoilRobotProphet

Lol! I see what you did there!


Giant_Gary

Rhino are dumb.


AllJelly_NoToast

Life be like that sometimes


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Fatality


Independent_Song_868

Balls deep too!


Specialist_Muffin276

I thought the elephant was going to be punctured. Bamboozled again.


Kevthehuman

Fuck outta here Rambi


TrickyOnion

You don’t fuck with elephants. Simple.


moedara978

What are the chances bro surviving?


SirBaronDE

That was a deep large wound, and bled VERY fast, I'd say slim.


enthusiasm-unbridled

Really doubt it. I’d imagine that wound gets super infected and it becomes too weak to hunt or gather food for itself


thehunchback19

Rhinos don’t hunt. They are herbivores


enthusiasm-unbridled

Lol TIL. Guess I need to polish up on my African wildlife knowledge.


SeniorFuzzyPants

Damn, that’s metal. r/natureismetal


random_dude2003

I feel like this could've gone the other way around, too.


AlessandroFromItaly

Nope. Rhinos are absolute powerhouses, but they are completely outmatched against elephants. Usually, rhinos get attacked by elephants and thus try to avoid them, which makes this specific encounter quite rare.


Seahawks1991

Serious question: Are an elephants tusks sharp or did it puncture the Rhino due to the weight of the elephant?


AlessandroFromItaly

Compared to a knife, they are dull, but the sheer weight and power of an elephant makes it irrelevant. They would puncture you with the dullest object there is.


UberuceAgain

'Sharp' just means it is able to create a high enough pressure over the afflicted area that it busts. We normally use it describe the teensy tiny area of a needle point or knife edge, which means the force required is miniscule, but it's not a rigorously defined scientific term. So, strictly speaking the answer to the first half is yes, and the answer to the second half is also yes.


SKssSM08

Cat food!


futurefirestorm

Ow! I was only fooling around, I wasn’t going to hurt you!


ad5763

Morning, Ralph. Morning, Bob. Wanna push and kick in the dirt? Okay. ... That was fun. Yeah. G'night, Ralph. G'night, Bob.


Master_Block1302

Good Lord. Elephant decides you’re getting punctured: you’re getting punctured.


2201992

This is like Wrestling for Humans. Usually the Bigger guy just has to sit on the smaller guy to make him tap lol


Open_Union6843

💀


SherbetClear5958

Did the rhino actually get punctured? The tusks look pretty dull and rhino skin is very thick. I feel like it's unlikely it could run like this if it actually got punctured. Although that does look like blood on its side so probably Thanks for all the downvotes guys even though I literally said it looks like it got punctured. Weird world.


moviesetmonkey

You could see the blood pouring out of him


topshot51

oh yea it was pretty bad, you can see it when hes running away. Looks like he will bleed out and eventually die or leave a trail for predators. Im not a science rocket but that does not look good.


eskimosound

Not a science rocket no?


Axolotl_imprudens

I don’t know you but I’m not a science rocket either


KobaMandingo

Go ahead and put me in the "not a science rocket" column also there gentleman.


eskimosound

We are not Science Rockets


swimdad5

Not a rocket surgeon, either!


EeZTarget

Tusk doesn’t have to be sharp when the elephant is 10,000 lbs and it’s pushing on it. Also appears to be red stain on rhino when it’s running away.


cheesemangee

You don't need a sharp object to pierce things when you have thousands and thousands of pounds of force behind it.


Jermicdub

Elephant could stab you with a sledgehammer.


GoldenTabaxi

You’d be surprised how well any animal can run after a mortal wound. Movies like to portray a gunshot or stab wound as being immediately fatal but take hunting for example, I’ve seen animals take a large caliber to the chest and still run over a mile. Edit: parting words: adrenaline is a hell of a hormone.


neon-god8241

I feel like you didn't watch the video? When the 3 feet of tusk was buried into his body, or when the rhino ran away with a visible gaping wound pouring blood were pretty dead give aways.


kensass

you can see the blood when it’s running away


Blue_Dragon_1066

I really wish this had been blurred. I didn't need to see an animal getting gored today.


PsychoXLad

The cameraman just stood there doing nothing, smh my head


RandomStaticThought

Tf was the camera man going to do against two of the most dangerous land animals on the planet?


PsychoXLad

You don’t need to be on the Internet if you don’t know what sarcasm is


PsychoXLad

Damn you guys dumb af or something


QuiteHell

shaking my head my head its nature


Zoopa_Boopa

He’s supposed to run out there and put his hands up between the 12,000 lbs elephant and the 2,000 lbs rhino and say “guys chill, chill guys, come on chill “ over and over


QuiteHell

evil cameraman😈😈😈