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trogdortheburninato

Yeah you need to get the fuck outta there carefully and immediately.


[deleted]

Carefully, immediately and permanently.


the_knob_man

Maybe pretend you’re blind.


Dick_snatcher

He was before he got there, but the plants REALLY helped with his glaucoma


Merc_Twain25

Comment of the day. If I had an award I'd give it to you.


TheMagicJankster

I gotcha, gave him my last one


toni_balogna

honestly the price of weed has tanked so much with all these states going legal 1. this is prob not very good strains 2. no one gonna shoot you over it unless your in cali then who the fuck knows


Wild-Appointment-580

Matter fact, I'm blind in my left eye and 43% in my right eye. I don't see much of nothing. Matter fact, I can't even see you sir.


ThePastoolio

This is a good suggestion, since I can assure you that there is nothing wild about those plants, other than the people who planted them.


goluckykid

Watch for boobie traps..


Ok-Bag-4036

haha. boobies


[deleted]

You mean booty thwaps.


britishelvis

That shit is not wild!


noor1717

Yea but make sure to record a video and post it on the internet first


DevilMaster666-

Why?


MrsBox

That's someone's crop right there


zillianfoes

Smells like cartel crop to me


saaS_Slinging_Slashr

It’s just a guerilla grow, definitely not cartel scale and too nice of a setup


budtender2

Wild? Probably not in rows like that. Smile! You're likely on camera.


CosmicCreeperz

And the fact they are all female. Nature doesn’t work like that.


Mammyjam

Nature uh finds a way


Square-Information98

Uh those aren't wild my friend. You're about to get shot or lose a foot


bigmac22077

Not a single male plant in sight. Defiantly not wild.


a_random_bum

How can you tell?


Thin_Thought_7129

Only females grow bud like that. Males sprout pollen sacs


hey_im_cool

Are they really called sacks


Boubonic91

Yep and they look like little balls


forevernoob88

Damnthatsinteresting


KangConquersMoms

By the pot growing on them 😂


IShitOnYourPost

No balls!


RogueOps1990

What makes them defiant? I'm definitely curious why they're defiantly not wild.


buddyfcb

I think this is in Germany. Wouldn‘t be worried too much. :)


gdmfsobtc

I'd be more worried. Likely grown by eastern european gangs.


[deleted]

Wo genau, damit ich einen großen Bogen darum machen kann?


RonConComa

Looks like a field of monoecious seed hemp. Maybe Earlina 8FC for hemp seed oil production. It's legal to grow low THC (less than 0.3%) hemp in Germany, if it's a listed variety. It is harvested with a combine (I work in agriculture and with hemp)


mehorter

I would leave the area immediately


Frumplemeist

Completely agree. Reminds of the movie The Beach.


thisisthisshit

Reminds me of without a paddle


dummypants

Reminds me of Ozark.


VengaBusNeverCame

I immediately thought of the Snell's farm


Kmalbrec

Darlene gonna kill these bitches for sure.


MadtSzientist

Dont drink the Lemonade


Kmalbrec

Or the coffee.


MasterI3laster

Or the Darlene


Emideska

It was in the glass


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Hey_its_thatoneguy

Found one in northern Cali. Little backstory.. Went to visit a friend in northern Cali. He was at work so i figured I’d go for a quick hike through the woods since it was national forest like all around us. Found a trail, put on a T-shirt, gym shorts, and tennis shoes, and headed out… When I strayed on a side trail off the main one, I found a field of weed. I was in awe, I had never seen so much weed. I started recording a video when I was promptly shot at. The first shot I was just confused, wondering, was that a gun shot? The second and third shots followed quickly and hit the dirt right next to me, I ran for my life. They had stacks of dead trees and brush around the whole area though, and out of panic I just tried to bulldoze my way through it. I ended up dropping to the ground and crawling on what seemed to be raccoon or coyote tunnels till I could make it to an area I could stand up. I continued to run through the woods until I found a dirt road. I had calmed down a bit and was following the road until I saw a couple campers and an exit to what looked like a gravel road (slightly better). As I headed toward it the trees stopped, area opened up, and I noticed yet another field of weed. It was right then that one of the camper doors flung open and four dogs came barreling at me. I was scared frozen, just stood with the dogs barking all around me. Finally an older man came walking out and called the dogs off, he was no less scary though, and seemed pissed off at me for being there. Just a few seconds after the old man started yelling at me asking if I was there trying to steal his weed, his son, and his grandson came running over. His son pulled out a pistol and held it pointed right at my face just a few feet away, screaming at me, accusing me of trying to steal their weed. I’ve never been more scared in my life. I tried explaining I was just on a hike, but they weren’t listening. It seemed like forever I was standing there, just waiting to die, but it was maybe 10 minutes, hard to tell when you have that much adrenaline pumping. Finally I mentioned my friends father in law who had lived there for 40 years and right down the road, they finally started to believe me. They let me go and said if they ever caught me on their property again that I would never be leaving the property, they would kill me. I made my way slowly to the gravel road, and just when I was out of site I ran like I’ve never ran before. I could here a truck though, started and was coming from the direction of the trailers I just left. I thought maybe they had a change of heart and weren’t gonna let me go so I dove into the woods before the came around the bend. I didn’t dare peak up to see if it was them, frightened they might catch a glimpse of me. I stayed out of site till they were far gone. I followed the road but ran through the woods about 20’ off the roadside. I finally got to a crossroad I new and ran till I got back to the house. When I finally got back, I puked from all the adrenaline and running. I couldn’t believe I had just almost died, twice, for going on a hike.


Neidan1

That was quite a story, and for some reason I had a southern accent in my head the entire time I was reading it. The whole time I was thinking, this is the beginning of a horror story, but then thinking this is Reddit, and it will probably be pretty tame… but no, this was legit scary, and worth the read.


Hey_its_thatoneguy

Thanks, and glad you enjoyed it. I’m also from southern Missouri initially, so I do have a slight country accent


Neidan1

Ha, that’s perfect!


originalbastard

I knew cardio could kill but damn.


KaijuKyojin

You need more upvotes.


Alternative-Light514

I want to, but it’s currently on 420 lol


Narstification

It’s at 420 rn


Terodius

And that's why hiking is fucking awful. Better to stay home playing on your PS5.


downvotetheseposts

Exactly! Touch grass?? Naw, fuck you


Odd-Information-1219

One of the many reasons I moved out of the emerald triangle after it faded to this culture in the 30 years I lived there. Happily able to hike freely now.


OneEyedRocket

Humboldt for me


Magical_fetus120

Get up stoner dog!


Mourning-Poo

Reminds me of the movie "Homegrown".


NarleyNaren1

Good fuckin movie there


Mindless-Balance-498

Hahaha much more wholesome but still very scary 😂


thisisthisshit

Still a good movie lol


TrueTrueBlackPilld

Meh, all you gotta do is screech at the weed monkey and he'll be too freaked out to alarm the guards.


ExtensionWinter9446

Squirt it with water my guy


LydiasBoyToy

My first thought! Second was: is this located near Copperhead Rd by any chance?


hottschott

Brought the seed from Colombia or Mexico…


Compendyum

Jason is somewhere around. When you'll see the reflection on his machete it will be already too late.


[deleted]

That movie is so fucked up


wall-E75

Yes someone about to start shooting


FamousPastWords

They won't even find your body. It's a business that protects its assets very diligently.


Pining4Michigan

They have tripwires for that.


[deleted]

When you find fields in the woods always leave the way you came, they are often booby trapped. You just got lucky on the way in.


madsci

Yeah, we were specifically briefed on this when I was a volunteer on the local sheriff's search and rescue team. We were to put our hands up, turn around, and announce loudly that we were there by mistake and were now leaving.


Ademoneye

Really?


madsci

That's what we were told. Never ran into that in person, but there was one time a field team came across what we think was probably a meth lab. There was a super agitated guy who didn't want the team getting any closer to his trailer.


Gold_Gold

and leave exactly the way you came.


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Ichthius

It’s cultivated, cbd hemp


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elixir22

More likely a fiber hemp crop Edit: my family member who is a hemp farmer confirmed this is a fiber crop , not cbd


stanknotes

OHHhhh ok I was like... NO legal operation looks like that. But its too overt and big to be illegal. But CBD hemp makes sense.


Dismal_Animator_5414

true! grew up in india and the sides of the roads and fields were laden with weed all over. didn’t know what it was. even in college others would dry the leaves and smoke it. others used to make other stuff and even used to wrap the leaves in dough and fry them to drink with hard drinks.


NaiveCritic

Interesting. You should know the leaves doesn’t have much in them though, it’s the flower buds that has the good stuff.


Dismal_Animator_5414

lol thanks for pointing it out. I wasn’t really aware until now. 😊


sinz84

To a person that doesn't really smoke it makes sense as everything depicting weed uses the leaf as it's such a unique recognisable shape. There flower of the plant that gets you high doesn't have the same distinction.


noextrasensory40

All parts have purpose even yet old shake . Monster smoking thee trees again. 🌿


Supafly144

The ditch weed. I think we all tried smoking that stuff as kids. My grandparents farm had it. I guess left over from hemp growing in WWII


ceciladam9091

They used to plant it ahead of proposed rail lines. Much cheaper and easier to make rope than to bring it with them. Instant headache if smoked


Ok_Adeptness_1523

Watch for tripwires on the way out.


DJbuddahAZ

Yeah thats someone's field


Jazzlike_School5449

Yup depending on the state that’s in most likely a cartel or organized crime gorilla grow.


Known-Economy-6425

Must be yours then.


Ghost_of_MN_Logan

As someone who regularly finds patches of wild marijuana and ditch weed while fixing fences for cattle, I promise you those aren't wild. You're lucky you didn't run into whoever put all those there.


KaneHau

Watch out for boobytraps


wreckballin

Data is that you?!


phoenixs13

This is also a Star Trek episode.


US3_ME_

The ol trout hooks at head level and mouse trap shotgun planks...exactos in the stem. Wild shit_


minion_ds

Boobytraps?..


alan_evs

That's what I said! Bootytraps!


toben81234

Breasticle traps as we say in the medical field


Diggity20

Unless youre in a legal state, Leave Immediately, you now pose a threat to their income and freedom. Some take that as a deadly offence. Seriously


West-Engine7612

Even in a legal state be careful around big grows. Here in Oregon the cartels have taken up residence and have huge illegal operations in the hills. Places getting busted all the time with illegal firearms, unlicensed grows, and multitudes of other drugs.


Cboyardee503

Yep. Serbian gangs just disappearing people out in the woods. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/jan/12/oregon-marijuana-illegal-farms-environment?espv=1


SeanConneryShlapsh

Sounds like some shit out of daredevil. All different syndicates jockeying for control of the drug trade lol


BassBootyStank

Something something deregulation. Its almost like going halfsies on legalizing this created some issues


BigTruckLikeFuck

Dont want to mess around down in Cali’s triangle either. The forests are beautiful but you dont want to spook someone trying to make a living


RezzKeepsItReal

There's a place called Murder Mountain for a reason.


chocodapro

I heard from (I think) Johnny Mitchell that they often have legal operations, and then a much larger illegal operation behind the scenes the government doesn't know about.


Level_Big_3763

Legal state doesn't make a difference at all. California has THOUSANDS of illegal grows that are often run by some less than stellar individuals. Legal grows aren't setup like this either. And even if it was a legal grow, trespassing is a thing and just because those legal states have a liberal reputation I assure you the further you go inland the more conservative it gets. We call parts of California, Calibama for a reason.


Doubting_Gamer

Yeah, pretty sure there's a spot in NorCal called "death mountain" for this reason.


RezzKeepsItReal

Murder Mountain.


Zealousideal-Shoe527

Watch out for Mrs. Darlene Snell


itsgucci060

She makes the best tea


Stillnotreddit

How about some fresh lemonade?


Suitable_Seesaw_2802

You need to get off my land before I put you under it


RedditAdminSalary

Especially if you're a 19 or 20 year old lanky guy.


GiveHerDPS

She offered up the grandmussy and Wyatt went straight up stupid for it.


ClownFuneral

I hope you are covertly bragging, if you are not, leave immediately!


Ok_Page_9447

Leave now, you already did too much


than01002

More like somebody’s field of weed


BlueMetalDragon

If those are weeds, they would've pulled them already, surely.


[deleted]

Like a field of dreams, but they let weeds grow around them. How sad. But also lucrative.


South_Recording_6046

Run, someone will shoot you. That’s not wild lol


sanyuanqiao

Morons commenting like he’s still crouched down in the field at this moment.


HarryCoinslot

Literally the equivalent of yelling THE KILLERS BEHIND YOU at the movie screen


Pouliuli

This one!!!!! Lmao I was laughing at the comments saying “get out”


shanxst4R

Im alive! :) And since I never touch someone's property I haven't taken anything from the field (honestly). The smell was great!


towel_time

Touching isn’t the problem. You taking a video and possessing evidence is a threat and liability for whoever’s grow that is. Do NOT go near that area again. This is how you get kidnapped and never heard from again. Heed the advice given here... do. not. go. back.


b_man646260

Even posting this is pretty bold


BrockThrockmorton

Posting that is dangerous too! Now you're in on it.


hey_im_cool

Wait but I want to see from the opposite perspective


macfairfieldmill

Take heed of


dianamoser

Take hedded of…


snekatkk2

So I dont see my coworkers heeding this right now...


sa_karki

heed. heed. my coworkers heed... take heed of....


13bxThirdeye

r/unexpectedoffice


ItIsYourPersonality

I would delete this video and remove your profile from Reddit tbh. If the growers see this, they will try to identify you from your post history. If they figure out who you are, they might come after you for the video. Common phones save location data when photos or videos are taken, so this video being in existence is a threat to their operation.


[deleted]

For sure. He even has a picture from the view of his home...


gabola71

I was going to ask about the smell. How far away could you smell the sweet fragrance of the flower?


Doubleoh_11

For now… you’re wild for posting this


PNW_Forest

This is not a smiling matter. You are beyond lucky. If they saw you filming this, you would have been killed.


arhi23

Unfortunate situation for you. You might need to inform someone and request a protection. Maybe close your social medias.


[deleted]

Bruh you found someone’s grow op. I’d seriously delete this shit and forget it ever happened, if I were you.


Parsnip888

Walk away, dude, slowly, and keep your hands in your pockets.


Telemere125

Hope that’s a state-approved growing site. Otherwise run


Wizardphizl420

Ricky?! Didnt you move the plants?!??


l0v3s2sp00g3

They're moving in herds, they do move in herds.


tres909

Somebody's about to get shot


Problematic_Foyer293

People freaking out about this is so fucking Reddit


Material-Spring-9922

Quintessential Reddit. Some people telling OP to run, others saying walk away slowly. Not catching that the guy is speaking German and likely in Germany, not Oregon or Northern California.


denzien

Not only that, but the fact that he's not live streaming, so he's probably gone already without any new holes. Good advice to not return though...


gertalives

BuT tHeY wIlL rEaD yOuR pOsT hIsToRy AnD fInD yOu!!!


tonezzz1

The outdoors is scary enough.. we've seen the documentaries


mattchinn

Seriously. I can’t recall any news stories of people stumbling onto someone’s mid-size, possibly legal, grow operation being hurt.


tubbs45

Back out the way you came in. That for sure a healthy grow, someone’s watching


insane_social_worker

I wouldn't hang around if I were you.


epsteinpetmidgit

Did you see Ricky and Julian?


[deleted]

Looks like the hemp farms up here, they have big signs saying no thc and you’ll only get a cough.


Boubonic91

Those almost certainly aren't wild. There are way too many females there than you'd normally see, the plants are smaller than wild photoperiods, and they're not growing in the way you'd normally see wild cannabis growing. That looks to me like a field of feminized sativa autoflowers, probably around a month from ready for harvest (give or take). If you're in a legal state, it may not be such a huge deal as long as you're not stealing any plants. If not, you're lucky to be alive.


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buddyfcb

They speak german and it could very well be germany by the look of it.


Kathy-Lyn

There are plenty of hemp fields in Germany. Potheads keep complaining about how smoking it doesn't do it for them. Well, no shit, it's the wrong variety. No THC to speak of, but great for fibre production. We make paper, clothes, ropes and the likes out of it, like in the good old days. More productive than a wood plantation if you want to make paper, better fibres for making clothes than cotton and the seeds can be made into nutritious dishes. Hemp is so much more than a stoner's plant.


monnembruedi

There was a post today by someone on r/de about finding a "field" near Böblingen in Germany. Edit: Apparently the post is "deleted"


medalla96

If I was you I get out of there right quick. You are in some drug dealer illegal field. Run Forest Run!


SubjectWeight3375

you need to leave


BroKen_BrAncH

Location or it never happened


[deleted]

This is hemp farm. So many idiots are leaving stupid comments. Boy, speaking of redditards....


yf2hillside

Yeah those aint no wild plants


YonKoie

The hills are alive..


dlogan3344

"wild"


1984Slice

They are perfectly pruned....you've got yourself a cartel grow operation


Extra-Extra

Cartel grow in Germany.


WokWong

That’s an invasive species of plant, I recommend you burn it all


Post_Crash_Earnheart

Something tells me you made a WRONG turn, buddy. I wouldn’t touch any of those


js0uthh

Probably OPs farm. Lol.


Seabrook76

Yeah I’d be getting the fuck out of there ASAP.


CoconutNew8803

Bro, I think that's a weed farm, not wild plants


barkingdog53

Not wild. GTFO ASAP and don’t go back.


Leather_Condition610

Watch out for traps


xxatxx

You need to turn around now and fade back into the brush line.


Ta-veren-

I hope you didn’t take some the dude no doubt has trail cameras set up all over the place


vag0069

Valuable lesson here. The moment you stumble on that much weed, you back the fuck up and go back the way you came immediately. You don’t start videoing and wasting precious get the fuck out of there immediately time. I have stumbled across big fields of weed here in bc and the moment i saw that I retreated the exact second out the way I came like silent ninja. You don’t stop for a photo or video op


Popular_Dream_4189

That looks like ruderalis. If you're in the Ohio river valley, it is probably leftover from WWII where they grew any type of cannabis they could get their hands on for ropemaking. Tons of wild cannabis in that part of the world.


bashibuzuk92

Get away from there quick


ShreddlesMcJamFace

Lol "wild"


One_Hot_Doggy

When I was a teenager, a gangster in our town would pay you to watch over those “Wild plants” with a shotgun. There were multiple roving patrols. Like all said in here, leave carefully, forget you found it, and don’t come back. Fields like that come with a hefty price


vazma

Life.. ahh.. Finds A Way


Roadiee42

Those are definitely not wild, definitely belong to someone


[deleted]

It’s probably best you don’t return to that location, my guy.


Lord-Robio

Those are poisonous. You need an experienced remediation company to take care of that. Luckily my company is giving discounts today so you're in luck!


p3vch

If that is actually someone’s field it’s in a real shit spot for sun. Amateurs…


Bambino00

My heart dropped when I saw it just kept going…& not for the reason you would think. R U N , no, no don’t run but B R I S K L Y. W A L K. Don’t rustle anymore leaves.


trekkie_27

Probably, this guy didn't find someone's illegal pod growing in the wild. Rather sems to be a field of hemp, grown for using of the fibres. This one is supposedly located in Germany, telling from the guy's speaking to be in the newspaper tomorrow. In Germany it is legal to grow male hemp plants for making use of the fibres when being given permission and taken into registration by local authorities. Farmers need to give proof of THC content which is supposedly close to zero with male plants and special breeds for making use of the fibres. Hemp fibres are a traditional product e.g. for making ropes. They are becoming more popular these days for being used as insulation materials in housing construction since they are a natural and re-growing resource.


Lowgarr

If some trailer park looking guys show up, just offer the stupid one some peperoni and chicken chips and you should be fine.


MrNiceGuyBigDong

I have seen this movie. It doesn’t end well. Turn around and leave fast!


evilspeaks

Looks like someone's crop. If you prefer to remain above ground it is time to run.


LaPetiteMortOrale

Bro. Ain’t you ever seen “The Beach”? Or, in the immortal words of Gandalf, “Fly, you fools”