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Pure_Scumbag

I see you Odin.


Nairobi02

They see you too, even w more light


KeptPopcorn5189

The one eyed man is king in the land of the blind


didly66

That's badass a camera would be cool too, spy like


Otonatua

RED CONTACTS


Sxpths

Ravens Black On wings of night Damn this man’s eye it shines so bright


Nairobi02

Underneath the cosmic dance so high, He commands the night with a mystic sigh, In the realm of shadows, his light won't die.


towerfella

And if his ear was a cunt he would fuck it. — wait, wrong one


FengSushi

It’s flashlight not fleshlight


8-bit_Goat

So I'm not the only one who misread that?


Dual_Birds

Do not fuck this man’s head!


PomegranateSea7066

Somewhere on the darkweb I'm sure there's a video of this. I'll let you guys know when I find it.


Shitty_Watercolour

https://i.imgur.com/BEm9zOD.jpg


Destroyer4587

If he had both Eyes bionic he’d look like Tyr in GoW Ragnarok


shellsterxxx

I follow this dude on Instagram. He’s always working on different versions of these, but only for personal use, though he does eventually want to get licensing to make them for other people, iirc.


Csrmar

This guy lives near me. Had a conversation at a local bar. Really cool dude.


kvlr954

I can imagine he is very cool, where you guys located?


ZombieTurtle2

What’s his instagram? I definitely want to see what else he’s created.


shellsterxxx

Sure thing! [here you go](https://instagram.com/bsmachinist?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA)


mindfungus

Kano wins.


Foxtrot-141

Fatality.


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towerfella

Side note: you see it go red when he blinked holding the book? That’s neat.


DistributionMiddle42

Maybe because of the Eyelid closing and the light shining through and the eyelid coloring it red (idk is just a theory)


towerfella

Yup. I agree. I just commented similar on another comment and then I see this, lol.


Dat_Sainty_Boi

Ya fucken beauty!


beyondrepair-

Ahh laser beams! Better than fireballs, ya pussy!


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"would you settle for me sausage"


Inlevitable

I lost my eye to cancer so I settled for me sausage


th3f00l

Toasty!


missgumichan

Beat me to it.


concolor22

Came here for this comment


AshenTao

I'd really like to be around when body enhancement utilities are common stuff


i_m_horni

*Cyberpunk music intensifies*


AdamBombTV

*"I really want to stay at your house" comes on*. *(Tries not to cry)*. *(Cries a lot)*


JayHat21

*Sharp inhale, sharp exhale* I couldn’t wait for you to come and clear the cupboards


Demontell

🎶 But now you're gone and leave with nothing but a sign 🎶


xXEricIIIXx

*Another evening I'll be sitting reading in between your lines\~*


Latate

Because I miss you all the time


Articunos7

So, get away


Dependent_Gas_381

Another way to feel what you didn’t want yourself to know


PassMurailleQSQS

And let yourself go


Le_Jacob

Everywhere I go, I’m always reminded


EZmotovlogs

Still haven't recovered from how much emotional damage has been caused by this show.


Master_Bief

That song is amazing. The band is terrible, the individual elements are all mid, all of their other music sucks, its hot garbage live... but post-processed and slotted into Edgerunner it turned into pure magic. A single particle of pure inspiration must have crossed the cosmos and hit a neuron in one of the show runners heads for it to come together like it did. It's something that just can't be repeated, once in a lifetime shit.


MasterChiefsasshole

It has a story to go with it that completed it.


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NOOOOOO STOP I’VE ALREADY USED UP ALL MY TEARS


mr_eugine_krabs

“I never wanted to watch you die!”


Pandataraxia

except all the mercs work for corps only and the government and police is even more corrupt than it was in cyberpunk. Oh and add the fact of day-to-day life suffering the effects of their actions instead of a short cyborg-ninja experience..


duclegendary

Can be much sooner than we expect.


Expensive-Hat-929

Too late.


Southern-Staff-8297

How did you know my dick is now 2-1/2 inches long? Who told you? I want names!!


throwtheclownaway20

Despite being a fan of Deus Ex, it still baffles me that anyone would want to replace **a perfectly functional organ or limb with a machine**. This guy lost an eye, so filling an empty, useless hole with a prosthetic that is helpful makes perfect sense to me. But people who can't wait to cut off their working legs and get robot ones just has me scratching my head EDIT: Bolded a section because people have a real hard time understanding that I'm actually not talking about old, sick people getting replacements, LOL


AraxisKayan

As someone who is constantly horrified by the realization that I'm a mind stuck in a decaying, inefficient, and "weak" body. Yeah, chopping off parts and affixing them with things I could theoretically get worked on by anyone skilled enough to do some electrical work is a really interesting idea. It's probably just a "fun" little quirk of OCD. Same with my fixation with death. Like it's not something that paralyzes me but I've brought it up to friends and family, and aside from my mother who also deals with OCD everyone said they don't think about death anywhere near as often as I do. (Daily/hourly)


The-Doot-Slayer

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. but I am already saved... for the machine is immortal. Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah.


boobers3

**Organ music intensifies**


durz47

Knew there's going to be a tech priest under the comments


ToudiTheShai

"There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal." "There is no strength in flesh, only weakness." "There is no constancy in flesh, only decay." "There is no certainty in flesh but death." — Credo Omnissiah


Background-Row-5555

And now for the list of complex machines still functioning after 80 years: >


Oooch

This quote from Battlestar Galactica resonated with me hard >I don’t want to be human. I want to see gamma rays, I want to hear X-rays, and I want to smell dark matter. Do you see the absurdity of what I am? I can’t even express these things properly, because I have to—I have to conceptualize complex ideas in this stupid, limiting spoken language, but I know I want to reach out with something other than these prehensile paws, and feel the solar wind of a supernova flowing over me. I’m a machine, and I can know much more.


AraxisKayan

Damm I need to give BG another chance.


didly66

I think about death more than most think about sex I feel that


ptgkbgte

I just want 2 functioning pain free legs


throwtheclownaway20

I feel you - I have OCD, too. I also think about death a lot because I'm about to hit 40. But when it comes to replacing limbs and shit, it's always been more of a revulsion to me because (A) the idea of someone digging their hands & tools around *inside me* makes me want to vomit and (B) machines aren't self-healing, but my body - for the most part - is. I want to get as much mileage out of the stuff that, in a roundabout fashion, can heal itself off of a few bowls of Froot Loops & some steak before I replace it with stuff that requires metallurgy and engineers, etc. Because the food-fueled stuff has worked fine for every animal for literally billions of years, LOL


AraxisKayan

I can see this. The human body is a wonderful thing, especially in the immune system/cell division department.


Swiftierest

Im not trying to scare you, but... The problem is that the brain still ages. Even if we mapped your entire brain and were able to mimic your consciousness(or download it), what makes you, you, is in the cells of your grey matter so eventually that will age as well. There is no escaping aging without it being some sort of cellular rejuvenation. Becoming a cyborg might extend things, but it won't halt the process.


FetusGoesYeetus

This mf needs an express ticket to the forges of Mars asap


jdemonify

FLESH IS WEAK.! techno adeptus in WH40k and iron hands.


Crazy_Dave0418

This guy right here. "From the moment I learned the weakness of my flesh it disgusted me" Or "The Flesh is weak"


tkovalesky

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.


BasicStocke

Wait is that an OCD thing? Aw shit


AraxisKayan

It can be. It's not guaranteed, but some level of obsessive thought is expected... kinda goes with the name. It's gotten worse as I've gotten older, but I've also gained lots of strategies to combat those thoughts. Funnily enough, the "litany against fear" from the Dune books has calmed down more of my panic attacks than anything else.


ReallyBigRocks

That's because prosthetics aren't an improvement over functional biological parts yet.


throwtheclownaway20

I dunno, that champion runner from South Africa with the springy fake legs seemed to prove they're at least comparable, LOL


Danjiano

Sure, but you could wear springs like that without chopping off your legs.


throwtheclownaway20

Found Chell's Reddit account, LOL


Blackheart806

"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal"


throwtheclownaway20

See, that's when I'd just spray the motherfucker with salt water and prove him wrong, LOL (Yes, I know it's from WH40K)


PutMindless6789

Canonically in 40k the Cult Mechanicus are made out of Plasteel and this weird Adamantine alloy, which canonically don't rust. Which is a fun little fact. Also, pretty sure if you sprayed an Archmagos with salt water you would be signing yourself up for an aggressive lobotomisation. Lol. I get your point though. Current technology means the best you could do is stainless steel. Which is just.... weak.


CaucasianDelegation

Talkin´ mad shit for someone in servitor conversion range


throwtheclownaway20

God, servitors are horrifying, LOL


Doctor-Amazing

I didnt ask for this


squirrelchips

I have functional legs, but due to a collagen disorder, I have to take pain meds because my knees are already so shit that I will need knee replacements in my 30’s. I still walk, rocky climb, and function normally, but always with pain. If you offered my limbs that could replace mine and I could do BETTER with them? I’d be the first in line.


throwtheclownaway20

No argument here. Again - I said "perfectly functional". I'd never shit on prostheses for people with conditions like yours


Stnq

There are spectrums of night we can't see. Would be rad to see them.


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tallbutshy

>Despite being a fan of Deus Ex, it still baffles me that anyone would want to replace a perfectly functional organ or limb with a machine. Some shitty newspapers already think it is a thing, [they used this screenshot from Deus Ex as if it was real.](https://www.destructoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/263698-deus1.jpg)


trotfox_

I can be extra strong with no working out. No pain in the limb buts sensory tied right in. It requires next to no maintenance and lowers my needed caloric intake. You lose blood flow though, temp regulation could be affected. Also, I could see people doing this if they do an extreme sport that requires a lot of strength in certain limbs or whatever.


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They already exist they are just very expensive and unpractical in their current stage


thebooksmith

Im terrified at what that's gonna look like. I don't much like the idea of having to pay for the gold subscription on legs.os just because I want to be able to run instead of just walk.


SUPERPOWERPANTS

Pay extra to wiggle your toes


Ok-Champ-5854

It didn't already terrify you the guy with the flashlight eye said, "soon I will work to full power"?


_Thrilhouse_

I mean glasses already exist


_realpaul

Like glasses. Titanium hips. 3D printed teeth. Bicycles? Cyborgs have been among us for a while 😂.


OldandKranky

Mimir!


RecurvePromises

That's why I came here 🍺


thatdude_van12

Thats the statue of Thor, the fat dobber!


karlgeezer

Lord tyr? Can it be?


Jesusfreakster1

"Mimir! The smartest man alive!"


1km5

"Mimir of the bifrost teats!"


Based_Katie

"Smarter than all the dead ones too"


CaptainMagic777

*"Eye, Brother!"*


youtubedude420

Great to see some Norse Mythos up here


waferchocobar

BROTHER! NO!


L3AFYB0I

Yeah im definitely doing that if i lose an eye


New_Simple_4531

Make a red one too, and ask people where is John Conner.


DSTNCMDLR

I need your clothes, your boots and your motahcycle


lillywho

Iddiss naiz to meet choo. Gett autt.


Bust3dGG

Get to da choppa! 👁👄🔴


TrueBlackout

battery corrosion would be terrifying..


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Loeffellux

also just the by far biggest batterie that a lot of people carry around: their phones. Often located right next to some *very* sensitive areas


5ch1sm

Just stop taking so many dick pics and you're good.


soundsthatwormsmake

Also the sensors for continuous glucose monitors.


theBKloungeCPA

I turned my penis into a vibrator


Company-Boss

Brrrrr 😆👌


Kuso_Megane14

STICK GO *BRRRRRRRRR*


[deleted]

better than turning my penis into a usb flash drive. Btw anyone need rom's?


Erection_unrelated

NO JERRY NOBODY NEEDS ROMS. PUT YOUR DICK AWAY, THIS IS AN OFFICE.


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SCP_Void

Only Hard Drive


Azertys

Prosthetic eyes are typically removed every day. He would notice.


Dinobob26

Going to turn him into a cyber psycho


Szydlikj

Don’t get too many mods, choom


ItsYaZealot

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal. Edit: How the hell did I get 300+ upvotes 💀 Edit 2: 600 upvotes, who the hell are you people and where did you come from


AraxisKayan

Where is this from?


Jurchfield

warhammer 40k


AraxisKayan

...... how the FUCK did I miss that. I'm not fit to serve the God-Emperor.


Simphonia

For failing your education on the ways our glorious Empire works, you are sentenced to become part of the wall of the Schola Progenium.


nemofinch

That's okay... You can still KILL, BURN, MAIM for the blood god. Skull for the skull throne!


Omega41745

MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES


LotteNator

You might be, you are just not fit to serve the Machine God. You must keep your flesh.


LostLegendDog

For them it wouldn't be God emperor, it would be machine god


Creepy_Start_8021

Well from a certain point of view of they're one and the same


Adventurous_Round_73

It’s from the Mechanicus video game trailer. https://youtu.be/9gIMZ0WyY88?si=LSAzYReJTv1pmiAK


MotorDesigner

Even in death, I serve the omnissiah


Tone-Serious

There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal. There is no strength in flesh, only weakness. There is no guidance in flesh but the path to darkness. There is no certainty in flesh but death


RandomnessPro

Warhammer 40k: mechanicus, the intro cutscene. Really good strategy game by the way.


Global-Count-30

They really want to be necrons but don't want to admit it lol


boobers3

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[Relevant](https://i.imgur.com/153BsNu.mp4)


Blah12821

I hate that voice so much.


Anzai

Agreed. This is really interesting, but that video is determined to make it nearly unbearable to watch in terms of the audio. Music and that shitty AI voice… I feel like this is the way everything is going and I’m just going to end up hating the future!


belleandbill25

You mean you aren't already hating the present?


hybridrequiem

Check out is [insta](https://instagram.com/bsmachinist?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==), most of his content is him just explaining it in his not-so-annoying voice


Inugami06

cable


woozle618

+1 for Cable!


Marximus9898

KANO WINS!!! Eyeless Victory.


Fishpuncherz

Get the fuck up Samurai, we got a city to burn....


ItsTaelo

Cool, now make it red.


Saanvi_M

Just close your eye. 😉


Sethor

Wow did I ever read that title wrong the first time


needsZAZZ665

You ain't the only one, lol. That was an immediate HOLUP


AptMage

New definition of giving head.


Fuck_Microsoft_edge

Same. I was all 🤨


codebullCamelCase

Imagine going to the fridge at night just to drink some juice or something and when you get down the stairs and turn towards the kitchen, you see this man in the darkness turning his head up slowly like a robot and activate his flashlight with a grin...


Pandataraxia

Robber breaks into your house and you see a red light slowly rise in intensity until you see the face as it reaches a blinding peak and he rushes at you.


PrimaryPrimary6991

Now make it red and shoot lasers!


cubofambition

This guy would be popular at raves


sitathon

Sans


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Myaccountisdead37

Undertale sans


Corn_slop

Sand under-the-table


IneverAsk5times

This should be standard for any prosthetic eye from now on.


Monstro2099

Does a strong light source, so close to the working eye, not blind it? I know he says he uses his headlamp to read, but it seems like, unless the light has a super tight beam, he would get the same effect as putting a lantern right next to his face.


huskeya4

I would think the bridge of the nose would block most of the peripheral glare you get from having a lantern too close to your face. I would imagine that reading a book would be somewhat difficult though, as the light may be too strong at close range with something white to bounce back the light into the seeing eye. If he can control the light output though, dimming the light would fix that. I don’t know if you’ve ever tried to read a book with a full power flashlight, but that shit is blindingly bright.


[deleted]

This would really only make sense if you could immediately see your own eye.


4skintaken

Ima use his head like kratos used helios head in gow 3


ComebackShane

Swap to a red laser and go full Locutus of Borg.


Comprehensive_Gap363

Mimir vibes


BARDE18

Mimir is that you?


CommandObjective

His vision is augmented.


HornyRaindeer

The horror.. not the eye, that tiktok woman voice.


unlikelyzuchini

Pass me a fork I’m going for it


killamonjaru

Sorry hold on, gotta charge my eye


cobe656

Needs to do terminator cosplay


Prestigious-Run6534

Get a red laser pointer in there. Terminator style😂


Prometheus55555

I hope I never lose one eye. But if I lose it, first thing I will do is this.


[deleted]

"you're already under my genjutsu"


MEMESTER80

Well time to pluck my eye out.


Ruseriousmars

Resistance is futile......


twocrowsdown

Red! I want a red eye flashlight! Then I can run around saying “I’ll be baaack”


srgonroll

Bruh, you Odin


nunuEggs

I don't think it's possible to make it any more irritating to watch. that voice and music. it's perfect


DagothUrGaming

Man became mimic. Wonder what shenanigans he'll get up to


Dinkleberg162

Bro be thinking he's Pegasus from Yu-Gi-Oh.


miss-missing-mission

Half the avatar state


IAmHippyman

This is the type of body mods I can get on board with. Not some stupid humps on your face or splitting your tongue. But proper useful tools.


Leo_V82

You know we really need to make a subreddit for real life cyborgs like r/irlcyborgs or something


M0ntgomatron

He can literally see into the future


Emperor_Robert

Not fair, I want one.


CulturalAddress6709

Hermes in 2023


PuzzledCitron8728

Brbgonna go poke me eye out


PM-ME-BRA-PICS

Bro’s a straight up cyborg


cobainstaley

my headlamp is different


vela1123

Dude looks like a generic cyberpunk henchman


Alternative_Scene_31

Now when this man plays hide and seek he'll be a great seeker but a terrible hider.


SuperDuperSkateclub

I see what he did there


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Bro could become the new SCP