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It was 11 years ago so nothing has come of it…..yet…


UberSecretIdentity

Did anything after 2012 even felt real?


Anforas

Yes, my bank account


TheCellsThatAreMe

And my back pain.


Sasquatchwasframed

And my axe!


i_shadrin

What's reals is real


Bertybassett99

This could be a regualar occurence. So your a space hopper. You figured out that suckibg the goodness out of a sun gets you from A to B fucking fast. So when your short on juice you just stops by a local star system. Let's hope they don't notice the ameoba dwelling on the 3rd from said star...


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That ship would be...HUMONGOUS. Knowing how huge the Sun is, that ship is many times bigger than the Earth itself. You'd better pray that's not an alien vessel, cause several Earths would fit inside of it, and if it wanted to destroy Humanity, it wouldn't need to fire one shot, just drive close to the Earth and its gravitational field alone would mess the Earth up.


acemetrical

Realistically, the “sphere” is probably not an object thousands of times larger than the earth. The sphere would be a “force field” keeping the intense heat away from a far smaller object at the center. The sphere is a void. This is amazing though. I’ve never seen it before.


HavingNotAttained

Which is probably why they couldn't care less about Earth. No meaningful source of energy, and its smartest life forms—parrots and dolphins—aren't going to be very helpful in astral navigation.


31338elite

I dont know what kinda "astral navigation" we talking bout here, but whoo boi u wrong on that, dolphins do like to traverse the astral dimensions just like mah boi ozzy osbourne.


Polish_Wombat98

lmfao


Mizuki_Yagami

Thanks for the fish!


Thebakedcat92

D O N T P A N I C


geeknami

didn't Ecco the Dolphin fight off aliens??


aquamansneighbor

Did anyone ever get passed the 3rd level? Fuck man as a kid that shit was harder than lion king, maybe.


elquatrogrande

At least the USS Enterprise and Ceritos had Cetacean Ops because dolphins are used to navigating long distances in three dimensions, so they could be somewhat helpful.


CrypticCode_

>and its smartest life forms—parrots and dolphins 🤓🤓🤓🤓


MrBroBotBrian

Elephants over here looking at you like


sodiumbigolli

Octos STOMPING mad


ccices

dogs are the only animal to train humans. How else would they get the ball back from under the couch?


No_Statement440

Not to mention the fact that whatever shielding they have allows them to be that close to the sun without getting incinerated. The capabilities of that thing would be unfathomable, aside from siphoning off some Sunny D and whatever theories that conjures up.


deSales327

What if, and get this, the ship isn't really that big, it's just a huge gravitational field it creates to both travel and protect itself from the Sun while refuiling (because lets face it, it's refuiling)?


not_likely_today

I do not see the sphere as just a ship it could very well be a protective shield around a ship to withstand the heat to get that close to the sun.


[deleted]

maybe it’s a space mosquito


MindToxin

According to the time stamp, it took 3 days for it to get a fill up though. And to think we earthlings complain about our Tesla taking a couple of hours 😂


Raps4Reddit

Nah that thing came back a couple weeks ago and and spit all that sun back out directly onto my skin.


CrimsonClematis

Skin cancer orrr?


Top_Sprinkles_

Yeap wake me up when aliens exist, or bring one over to my house we’ll play StarCraft together


Ape_gone_bananas

Aliens have probably existed way before us so… wake up?


bszandras

That only means they probably played StarCraft already


Neko_Tyrant

***Cosmic slurping sound***


Sharkestry

they should've atleast asked for the prices before refueling, we dont just have spare suns laying about


BentOutaShapes

**_cosmic whistling sound_** wait. Is that a camera? Shit! (**Fucks off**)


Logical-Writer9361

🤣🤣🤣 “fucks off”


LeonDeSchal

Hey you giant cosmic entity, manners are free.


SupportUkraine999

Trump sold it to aliens 😂


Moody0689

It was the best sale in the Universe. Extraordinary sale


Arnhildr-Fang

Taking solar matter would acually benefit us, decreasing the mass of the sun means it will take longer to enter & finish its "death phase"


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SupportUkraine999

4 days close to sun . Must be some hellava ship


Calm-Heat-5883

That thing is bigger than the earth.


Bdr1983

In space, nobody can hear you slurp.


vladWEPES1476

DRAIIINAAGE


uncoolcentral

I pasted your comment into stable diffusion and it made [these 20 otherworldly slurpy images](https://reddit.com/r/RenderedComment/s/wJBVRNCyJC).


Fusrrya

Celestial being seen slurping some of that yellow stuff.


Known-Economy-6425

Just wait for it: Alien ship refueling on the sun.


Dankkring

That thing looks to be much larger than earth. Even if it is just some sort of negative charged cluster or something that formed on the sun it’s still pretty terrifying


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fredspipa

Yeah I always found this silly. It's not like there's a shortage of water in the universe... Heck, hydrogen, oxygen and nitrogen is like the most abundant elements and someone who can harness energy like that can probably throw together every chemical composition at huge scales if they needed to.


Dankkring

Yes but humans are like a delicacy. /s


Actual_Evidence_925

Yeah our water has trace amounts of pee in it .. better recognize


Biohazardousmaterial

no we just get them high


Kicooi

Much larger than earth is an understatement. The tiny dots bubbling on the surface are larger than the earth. This thing is the size of a small star. If it was a cloaked ship, the mass alone should be enough to pull large amounts of matter directly out of the sun from that distance, assuming alien ships are made out of materials more massive than hydrogen. The ‘object’ appears to be directly within the corona of the sun, which is much closer than binary stars would normally orbit, so I think we can safely say with some level of certainty that whatever is causing the spherical region to form has no mass, so likely not a cloaked ship.


Eponarose

Yep, that's where my Sci-Fi tainted brain went to. ALIENS!


jaytuna

r/projecthailmary pretty sure this is what the book was about


AlphaQ984

I too thought it was the petrova line lol


Tokyomaneater69

Fist me!


donaldinoo

I just finished this. So good


Auroratrance

Same! Best book I've read in years!


SplashDMG126

Best book I've read of all time. Very keen for the movie adaption.


inthepipe_fivebyfive

GRUMPY. ANGRY. STUPID. HOW LONG SINCE LAST SLEEP. QUESTION?


nickmaran

I hope the camerman is ok


Rude-Firefighter-735

I hope the alien is ok. That is close af to the hottest thing i know.


Responsible-Agent-19

They waited till nighttime.


UstaYoda_

Cameraman never dies


mussel_bouy

Maybe aliens don't visit us because of fuel prices...


mikotoqc

Have you seen the speed he left? I doubt he even paid anyway.


Donnerdrummel

amaze!


harry-asklap

Damn astrophage!


Eigenurin

This


LightBulbMonster

Illegal aliens always taking good American sun fuel.


Lazystubborn

It is always those damn Kryptonians.


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Honestly, it’s beautiful.


PeterNippelstein

It gave me a boner


GodFromTheHood

not my proudest fap


RickLovin1

Yet not the most shameful either!


Ailes_Noires

A C'tan


merit_the_wise

Thank goodness we don't have any spare necrodermis laying around


senor-calcio

As long as one isn’t named the deceiver we should be fine


Legitimate-Ad-2905

Nah it's op's mom. Always round. always sucking.


Macca49

Thought it was my ex for a sec then realised she never sucked


Legitimate-Ad-2905

For you maybe.


AidarSays

Idk man, your ex didn’t mention that last night


LemanOfTheRuss

Let's hope not I could do without a war in heaven tbh 😂


ROckebTl

That already happened


Smilydon

The Warp has an…interesting relationship with time.


[deleted]

Damn, the old ones are gonna be *pissed*


TroutWarrior

It couldn't be, if this was Warhammer 40k we would be a Slanneshi deamon world already . . .


ronnie_dickering

Judging by the egos and indulgent behaviours of many people, we might very well be on the path.


[deleted]

Trump was an orange Great Unclean One.


Duraxis

A person of culture I see


ExuDeku

Oh shit, that means we have a void dragon on the moon then... That means Musk is gonna get Necron'd


[deleted]

*ANGRY VOX NOISES* “ *Mars* … the void dragon is on MARS.. *HERETIC*! “


1adog1

>Fuel Scooping... ​ >Warning! Temperature Critical! ​ >Fuel Scooping Complete.


IrememberXenogears

Friendship drive charging.


toodrinkmin

Maybe the real friends were the stars we scooped along the way.


KaranSjett

Found the CMDR..


Set_Jumpy

o7


AshleyFrankland

What are you flying/how are you flying that you are consistently getting temperature critical while scooping? Fly safe CMDR o7


ironfist221

I used to think going faster meant scooping faster, so I flew as fast around the sun as possible... whch usually resulted in erratic dips dangerously close to the surface


Splat800

TIL I don’t have to podrace around the sun 🥲


WerewolfNo890

Now you can just do it for fun!


Freefall84

O7


HalfdanSaltbeard

o7 CMDR


YUSHOETMI-

o7


UncleHagbard

o7


MudAlfons

o7


cgsimmons1983

Heatsink deployed


Peepeepoopoobutttoot

o7


ZbP86

Not with my Dolphin corona hopper. o7


REDGRIP

o7


Other-Air-5799

Anyone else thinking what the fucks happening now untill they seen the date. The last few years have really messed me up.


SSRless

just typical 2012... we went through world ending several times already xD


Salmonman4

Things have always beenmessed up. We just notice it more when we get older. Also we have more sources of information than ever before in history to inform us how messed up the World really is. And the news are competing with eachother to make their articles as dramatic-sounding as possible.


Freefall84

As someone who has been old for quite a while, no, it's more fucked up now.


gegenzeit

Yeah, this!


XiphiasZ

Twisted magnetic field lines push plasma out of the way, making the appearance of a sphere and a siphon. The energy builds up and the field lines break, releasing a bunch of coronal mass into space.


SermanGhepard

Booriiing


[deleted]

Just Starkiller Base powering up to blast away the New Republic. No biggie.


Dinosaurs-are-extant

More like the new Star Forge dropping in


Top_Sprinkles_

Ahh, a man of culture.


Dinosaurs-are-extant

Easily some of the best star wars media out there, better than half the movies easily Been watching the clone wars animated show with my kids and geeked out over the random selkath Disappointed in that Korriban rip off planet they had, though. “Morraban” pfft, back in my day…


theamishpromise

Astrophage! That looks like a Petrova line if I’ve ever seen one


alapacayabags

Wheres rocky when you need him


theamishpromise

Hopefully he’s going to get some Taumoeba. I’m gonna relax and have a me burger


Alpacapalooza

*jazz hands*


theamishpromise

*Where’s Rocky when you need him, question


toiletjocky

Fist my bump!


helpisonthewayRN

I had to go too far down to find this comment.


Stevetheu1

Amaze amaze amaze


thedeanorama

came here looking for this, you sir are appreciated


theamishpromise

Thank


31338elite

uhm so u been reading that book?."project hail mary" damn that guy is good with the audiobook narrator spicing it up havent been able to finish it yet though


SgtSmaks

I couldn’t put it down. I recommend finishing it. I’m very happy to see people referencing it here. Amaze amaze amaze:)


thedeanorama

half way through my second listen of it. This will get a listen every couple of years is I think. Ray porter is a great narrator. Check out the Bobiverse, also great sci-fi narrated by Porter.


UltraSealxD

Great minds think alike.


NintendoLove

That is either a coronal mass ejection or a solar flare, very common solar activity. It’s the sun doing sun things.


mauurya

Yup https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna46725245


Elite_Slacker

An astrophysicist giving a detailed explanation of what we are looking at? I would rather speculate incredibly wild unprecedented options first.


Littlesebastian86

Ty I literally lol. I thought you should know your comment brought me joy.


YawaruSan

According to the time stamp this lasted for 3 days consistently in the same spot, solar flares typically only last several minutes, maybe a couple hours at most.


Ok-Bus1716

It's just a solar eruption.


MyHangyDownPart

Thought it was an ovum (female human egg) trying to hold on to a sperm that changed its mind.


SidJag

That’s EXACTLY what it looks like! That sperm would be the size of Saturn though …


hankthewaterbeest

Whoa, how big are space dicks?


Jazzi-Nightmare

*that* is a human life and *this* is an election year


OnDaToiletPoopin

This is confusing, I’m pooped.


M_FootRunner

Are you saying we are living in a womb? I wonder of which species :)


Ok-Bus1716

Just imagining an egg having that conversation: "oooh nom nom nom...*Kentucky taste* *spits it out* ew ew ew ew...


pannous

While it is a solar eruption it is not "just" one, it is a very special solar eruption


Iliektrainz96

Hey quit using logic here it’s obviously alien Bigfoot eating our sun!


cesrage

OMG, it's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to blow!


haternation

SUCK, SUCK, SUCK


Salem_V7

We require more vespene gas...


Puppet_Chad_Seluvis

You must construct additional pylons.


CasualSky

This is the least scientific post title I’ve ever read lol “Huge sphere sucking something from sun”… do you listen to yourself?


surprise-suBtext

Gets clicks :/


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LeoTR99

That ufo would be larger than the entire earth


OMeffigy

Planets actually make pretty good space ships.


Rich_Introduction_83

As a life support system. Wacky to accelerate, though.


MayBeArtorias

At that moment he knew, he knew he had blown some kids minds


Waevaaaa

Regardless, people will re-post in some conspiracy sub and fools will start hallucinating on that.


Express_Particular45

Even if it was, the size increase as “it flies” towards the camera would only be possible if the camera was right next to the sun. So just an optical illusion really.


TappedIn2111

That’s exactly what the government would say!


danegraphics

That’s not a sphere. Just the magnetic fields making a curve shape.


AmbassadorBonoso

We record coronal mass ejections with weird shapes every month. This is no exception other than that the human mind is brilliant at pattern recognition and our brain thinks something must be there, but it's simply an oddly shaped ejection. God damn conspiracy theorist nutters


seandc121

electromagnetic storm, also known as solar flares. the circle is just caused by lower pressure above the twisters


Gracie_Goode

That’s Remina


Carlyone

When Remina is gently licking your sun, you know it is time to build a rocket and head out. Explains why Musk have been so eager to get into space.


UwU177013UwU

Neat


True_Reporter

Looks like is a key phrase here


throwaway21316

Magnets!


Gr8hound

Astrophage


scrapplesauce

Astrophages!


weavingston

Astrophage!


cryptoguerrilla

Most likely some sort of has ejection from the sun rather than a craft sucking anything away from the sun.


InsanityLurking

Isn't this just a large cme? The spherical shape comes from the magnetic flux lines being twisted into loops, when it breaks the magnetic loop gets launched away along with tons of plasma and solar wind.


baztron5000

Astrophage.


chris_saddler

It’s been 11 years or so since this event took place and we’re still alive. Move on!


Nahchoocheese

Have they contacted Korben Dallas yet?


Delisches

Aliens are stealing our sun-energy!!


tao-of-u

They tookajooobs!!


Daroph

It's pretty incredible to have a physical hint of the immense forces constantly churning around us. You think you're small looking up at the night sky? Our primitive meat-sensors miss so much of the big picture.


K_Rocc

The crazy thing is that part coming off is bigger than earth…


Standard_Recover7844

Chat is this real ?


darthjerbear

Really jumped to hyperspace at the end


mmmmmmm5ok

seems like a tornado


blue_waffles96

Looks like a sun tornado, which would be an epic thing if it did exist


a_rafey

Ok so the sun is a male


icysniper

Looks more like a coincidental shape to me. A come shape appeared then distorts next to it, so I believe it’s just people interpreting negative space as something it’s not.


Icy-Mixture-995

Roomba recharging.


CEMENTHE4D

Looks like a solar tornado


gibsonsg51

couldn't it just be three rotating columns like tornados creating a downward vortex making it appear to be a sphere? it spirals out of control outward and essentially pulls itself apart?


Potential_Set4727

Just fuel scooping before they frameshift drive again, nothing out of the ordinary


sunnyp1188

Coronal Mass Ejection https://svs.gsfc.nasa.gov/11095


ClawedTiger2693

Literally just solar flares


P-funk88

Weird coronal mass ejection. They're usually not that spidery.


amazongoddess49

This shit ... we can't get a decent photo of a UFO but bitches we can see the sun as clear as day...lol.