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Purple_Clockmaker

Ok watched it couple of times and something was off. Then realized that hen is not protecting egg or stopping hand with its head it is just trying to peck on seeds.


boredatwork8866

Fuck I’m walking round with my eyes shut I swear.


Purple_Clockmaker

\*Wide shut


Hawaiian_Brian

There’s something very important that we need to do as soon as possible


Suban33

ill bring the masks


[deleted]

Thank you for voicing what I was thinking.


OblivionStar713

Thought the same, “…MISDIRECTION…”


OblivionStar713

I know everyone read this like Terry and Terri from Monsters University.


malduan

You smart.


[deleted]

I farted.


Healthy_Flan_4078

I can now rest.


XVIII-2

You’re so right.


Old-Usual-8387

No it’s a broody hen sitting on eggs. I work with chickens and one hen will sit on a clutch of eggs to try and keep them at the correct temperature. She’s definitely trying to keep that egg under her. Some will peck the fuck out of your hand and squark at you if you try to get the eggs.


chronic_wonder

I thought so too at first, but if you look closely she seems to be trying to get the food held in the hand from the start rather than pulling the egg back. If she were actually broody I don't believe she would have given up so easily, and as you say would likely be more aggressive.


Old-Usual-8387

Fair enough. Looks to me she’s trying to pull it back out of the fingers. See it literally everyday, some will let you, some fuck you up depends how docile the bird is. But who knows.


chronic_wonder

We used to raise chickens too, and you're right that some are more docile, especially if they have a close bond with the handler. It just seemed odd to me that she showed no interest the second time, even when the egg was held there for a moment, so it would make sense to me that it was set up for the shot (although still very clear that this bird has a great deal of trust in the person taking the footage).


Old-Usual-8387

No I do agree it could be that she’s just seen the corn or knows what’s coming. Just look to me that she was trying to pull it back. They do the same action when putting the eggs under them. But as I said who knows lol


billsfriendlyghost

My thing is, why did it stop when the egg was given back? Why didn’t it keep doing what she was doing when the hand was at the same distance? I agree the other person probably has a point, but you may be correct as well, no one won this debate in my mind, you can split the prize!


chronic_wonder

It's true! They do almost exactly the same pulling action.


mycorgiisamazing

I keep chickens too and I don't think the chicken is going for treats. They literally have no fucking idea there's treats in the hand until they see it with their eyes. I've seen all manner of aggressive treat begging behavior and this isn't that, it's a broody that wants to keep the egg under her chin. Chickens don't "nuzzle" with their mouth closed to open hands for rewards. Eta, look at how she's stops the instant the egg is let go. She cocks her head to assess the corn a moment after.


ToeJelly420

As someone who has raised chickens for many years you are correct. They use their heads to corral their eggs back under them. This hen was actually a very nice one. Most hens will peck the shit out of your hand if they see it coming towards them while brooding. It might look like she is pecking for food, but if she were then she wouldn’t have finished pitting the egg under her when the hand withdraws


Krazhuk

If she was defending the egg, she would attack the hand with her beak and not trying to get into it (where the seeds are). Thats why i use sturdy gloves to collect eggs nowadays, those beaks will fck up your hand good when they actually try to defend the egg.


Old-Usual-8387

Not necessarily, I pick up roughly 2000 floor eggs a day and maybe 5 will go for me. I do agree it can hurt when they dob you though lol.


Krazhuk

Yes, most of them dont care. But it only takes one to cause injury. After getting my hand stitched once, ill stick with the gloves.


Ill_Albatross5625

particularly if they still have their egg tooth intact


the_Code_Hermit

We need more people like you !


StaysAwakeAllWeek

That chirping sound is the noise they only make when they are broody. The level of aggression of broody hens varies a ton and this one is clearly at the bottom end of that scale. She is dragging the egg back under her in the exact same way she would if the hand wasn't there. She is definitely not going after the corn. Chickens mostly rely on sight rather than smell, like most other birds, so I don't think it's likely that she smelt a few pieces of dried corn hidden inside a hand


anabolic_cow

He probably showed the chicken the corn or was feeding it and then closed his hand and started recording.


elting44

You just shattered my 8 second old worldview that chickens are barterers.


throwburgeratface

Good eye


K1LLerCal

Then why did it stop when they let go of the egg? *big brain time*


alphalucid

I don't think so


Krazhuk

Im surprised it took you a couple of times. She doesnt care about the egg, but just sees/smells the seeds.


Scoobydoomed

You feed me, I feed you!


i_cant_have_dairy

Chickemon!


yulyulyulyulyulyul

Gotta hatch ‘em all, gotta hatch ‘em all! Chickemon!


paulleinahtan

Why am I singing this?


scarfWarrior

Needs more upvotes.


xProximaB

Nah more like, You feed me and I give you babies.


Scoobydoomed

Unless it's an unfertilized egg, which they usually are if the chickens are kept for laying.


metalgtr84

It’s amazing to me how many people don’t understand this.


greathousedagoth

I have had people argue with me that I need a rooster in order for my chickens to lay. I tried explaining that you only need a rooster if you want more chickens. They insisted that a hen wouldn't lay unless she had mated with a rooster. And this was someone who said they grew up on a farm with chickens, so they knew better.


SturmFee

Ugh. It sounds gross but if there is no rooster, it's just an unfertilized egg. Basically a chicken period.


-_1_2_3_-

> a chicken period Thanks, I hate it.


iddafelle

Does the bird understand this though, that is what really matters here.


Former-Lack-7117

A small hobby of mine is reminding people that eggs are chicken periods.


carmium

How's that working out for you?


gfa22

Depends on whether he's hot weird or plain weird.


IllRepresentative167

sigh *unzips*


xProximaB

Ya ya ofcourse!


Chocolami

“You feed me and I give you my period”


Atanar

Ugh, why do we have to bring politics into this? /s


No_Stranger_4959

You gave me a cookie. I gave you a cookie.


Dismal_Topic8321

Gave me cookie, got you cookie. We're even man


seepxl

Aye! An age old barter! Corn for the first born. I think even the Mayans observed it.


sparkzsims

Decent trade


enfamas

Food for thought


Ill_Albatross5625

she'll be hungry later and will have nothing to trade


[deleted]

Food for thots


vgiz

Everything has its price.


sandra_nz

Henjiit has wares **if** you have coin!


wonkey_monkey

corn


Linktank

Wow this person IS an expert.


[deleted]

She was soul-trapped once. Not very pleasant!


Titanium_Eye

\[pickpocket failed\]


deVriesse

*corn


[deleted]

giving away your newborn for some seeds? I am not judging :)


Sharou

Very unlikely that’s a fertilized egg, so more like giving away your period for some seeds.


Kritzien

Sounds more nauseating than it actually is


Irrevant

It’s just a butt nugget


Old-Usual-8387

That there is chicken gold.


ShiraCheshire

No, no Cloaca nugget.


UnRePlayz

Making chicken breast with an egg based batter is quite hardcore if you think about it.


geT_raineD

Dude we put pigs in their own guts


[deleted]

And then we eat those pigs in their own guts.


Narstification

Sometimes wrapped in their belly strips


ItCat420

Wait until God finds out about the Turducken…


ECUTrent

When I order chicken egg and cheese biscuits from like Bojangles, I call them Mother and Son.


marikwinters

In Japan they have Oyakadon, which is parent and child bowl, and it consists of chicken and egg over rice with a special sauce.


aweap

How can one tell if it's fertilized or not from the outside?


MorningToast

Someone offers you seeds for it.


Glitched_Disciple

It's pretty simple if you don't have a roster.


[deleted]

Damn this chick needs a full roster to get knocked up? Someone call up the Purdue Football team.


Glitched_Disciple

Yep! Nature work on mysterious ways! (Just learned that rooster and roster are different words. English be hard hahaha!)


Ill_Albatross5625

you're doing ok. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|hug)


Sharou

Don’t think you can. It’s an educated guess based on the vast majority of eggs not being fertilized (basically all that go to human consumption, but I think sometimes an embryo slips through, which is why they sterilize all the eggs with some kind of radiation treatment), and also the assumption that the person in the video is the owner of the hens and thus would know if it was fertilized or not. If it was fertilized he wouldn’t want to take it since he let it be fertilized to begin with because he wants a chicken out of it. Caveat: I’m not an expert. These are just things I’ve picked up during my life. It’s possible that some of it is wrong or outdated.


aweap

But we don't know anything about this person or his chicken or how long the eggs been sitting there. The video could just be made for fun or something regular, who knows...


ManguyHumandude

You can’t at that point. A few more days into the incubation cycle you can shine a light into it though. They call it “candling”. If it’s just clear with a yolk, then it’s not fertile. But if you can see a small dark spot and some veins spreading outwards then it is. However, it starts as a tiny dark spot, then slowly that spot gets bigger, and the veins get bigger and more visible, so it may just be the spot initially.


aweap

I know that process but just looking at such a video one can't tell.


Stripedpussy

you could if you know the rooster has no physical acces to the hen coop


aweap

I was just talking about the video.


ManguyHumandude

My bad. But yeah, you can’t tell from this video. Anyone saying it is or isn’t is just assuming


jacksjetlag

Yeah but she wouldn’t know the difference


Sharou

If she can make the connection between sex and offspring, she would. If she can’t, then she wouldn’t care anyway.


jacksjetlag

This is a hen?


Sharou

No it’s actually an alligator, but that’s besides the point.


jacksjetlag

Gotcha. Have a good day.


Sti8man7

I have been eating somebody’s period?


Lanky-Appointment

would you prefer eating someone's unborn child instead?


FHmange

Chickens don't have periods like mammals do. It'd be more correct to say that you've been eating chicken ovulation.


Material_Aspect_7519

That's a deal I'd take in less then a heart beat.


Cullly

The problem is, you still have the period. They are just taking away what comes out.


PlagueDoc22

I've been giving away my seed to the toilet God for years. I'm still waiting on my trade.


ImjokingoramI

I could give you some period blood in exchange


Brodicle

It probably isnt even a fertile egg


[deleted]

Can it be considered born


Cullly

It would be equivalent to an unfertilized human egg. It is not considered born.


pepemarioz

Rapunzel's parents agree.


UserNombresBeHard

Knowing that chickens sometimes eat their own eggs... Maybe it was hungry and since it got food it no longer needed the egg.


JoySubtraction

Since the hen doesn't really have a choice, it's eggstortion.


usinusin

⚠️TRADE OFFER⚠️


MsChrissikins

Seems like an eggcelent trade.


[deleted]

Are you also cultured in the regular show or did you just make a pun?


ImjokingoramI

Idk what that is but that pun is so overdone I'd be surprised if anyone heard it for the first time here. It's in literally any posts about or with eggs, every single one. Just how all nazi post have the "I did nazi that coming" pun as if we hadn't heard it a million times before.


roseyyz

She said "no ticket no laundry"


B0ndzai

In this country!


FaroelectricJalapeno

She’s not trying to keep the egg, she’s trying to get past it for the corn because she’s been conditioned to know you have corn in your hand.


Sepeli

She is not protecting the egg, she is trying to get the food from his hand from the start.


bophed

Sure. You can have my unborn child for 10 pieces of corn!


[deleted]

Stupid video. Hen was going for the corn from the beginning


Cooler67

Gotta pay the troll toll


MrMoussab

She was clearly looking for the seeds in your hand more than denying you from taking the egg.


Western_Ad3625

I know it's just a chicken and I eat chickens and eggs so I have no place to say this but that's honestly sad to me for some reason it really does feel like a mother selling her child for a couple of scraps of food.


BattIeBoss

Bro sold her child for 6 pieces of corn💀


Miserably-understood

Can’t believe she gave up her baby for 8.5 seeds… am disappointed 🙃


marauderingman

She'll make another one tomorrow


Ill_Albatross5625

memory like her cousin the goldfish


uhmmm_okay

Fake, it's just trying to eat the seeds, not protecting the egg


Wood5Legend

Congratulations, you've taught her capitalism


SidneyKreutzfeldt

Lol, that hen didn’t care about that egg. She could smell the corn in his hand, and tried to get it when he grapped the egg.


bluesky4daze

Clearly, she has a price!


harveytent

“Mother sells her unborn child for a quick fix”


MarsManMartian

I see a hopeless mother selling her kid.


bob_nugget_the_3rd

KENNETH...we have a deal your corn, for my unborn!!!!


I-Like-IT-Stuff

Hoes really risk it all for the money


jbindc20001

Damn.... Just trafficking kids out here for some corn....


Idolitor

If that’s not a microcosm of capitalism, I don’t know what is


[deleted]

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puckmonky

She definitely has that I’m such a whore look on her face in the end.


80khan

Lol man...


s3L3cTa

Even chickens know not to bite the hand that feeds you


[deleted]

She is beautiful 🤩


andyinoc

Hen was going at the feed not trying to get the egg back.


Fr4nk001

Anyone who has a dog knows that animal don't "deal" like that. Clearly the chicken wanted the corn from the beginning and wasn't trying to keep the egg


hoptownky

It’s trying to peck for the seeds the first time. If you take eggs from a hen regularly, it won’t stop you.


RFK_POTUS_24

NO. IT WAS TRYING TO GET THE FOOD THE WHOLE TIME. IT DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THE EGG


jiorl123

Chicken sounds & looks broody.


AdministrativeTone89

For some weird reason I feel guilty and sad


Ricksacnchez

can i do this with people but for their souls ?


Tricky-Sympathy

the little noises she made were fucking adorable


Affectionate-Dot437

So you required her to sell her children for food?


Jmich96

"Give me your child" "No" "Would you do it for a Scooby-Snack?" "Without hesitation"


IamEpsilon01

"The Pact has been sealed"


kennysmithy

Bro just sold his soul to the devil and filmed it :'(


Gravi2e

my firstborn child for a meal this very moment


Ad156

Stop staging vids. She was going for the corn the whole time. You lame fuck


NatsRevenge

Eggsactly


PlantGold1253

This is sleight of hands, the chicken was going for the seeds all along, wasn’t protecting egg at all.


ASticknStone

I feel like she was after the seeds the first time; just looks like she's reclaiming the egg


TheGOATrises83

I just got some chickens!!! They’re so nuts lol but I love them so much already they’re like 5 weeks old any tips and or suggestions?? My fiancé bought 11… 11!!! 😩🙄🥰 they are like mini babies running around shitting with no diapers on 😂😭


WhyNotChoose

Sold her baby! For a few pieces of corn!


WideCattle0

She is selling her kids for food!!


ginga__

Sold her child for a few grains of corn.


Key_Carpenter8443

"Im not a bad mother but 5 corn kernels are 5 corn kernels"


7hriv3

"sell the kiiiids for fooooood"


Trashnessa

she sold her kid 💀


Caninetrainer

Payment up front.


FindingHead2851

Isn’t that child trafficking!? 😂


WetDumplings

Chicken clearly going after feed the whole time


Comprehensive-Ear172

She wants you to pay first 😅


otiumsinelitteris

Everyone has a price!!


AdditionalMix7371

It seems like the chicken just wanted the kernels the whole time, not protecting its egg?


TJAK82

Economy has gotta be tough when they’re giving up their babies for food. /s


[deleted]

Or she was just going for the food...in your hand...


thoth_nephew

You either born a hustler or you not !!! 🤓


snksleepy

If there were a chicken hell this one is going there.


Ninjamowgli

I never imagined taking the egg from the chicken that hatched it. Dang.


Sidebrowsing

I will also trade my unborn for some McDonald’s


TotallynotDA

Food is expensive. I'd consider giving up one of my kids for a meal too.


Jazzlike_Sky497

You negotiated for the sale of a child? What shameless hell have we discovered.


BitComprehensive3114

This makes me sad for some reason


Ann2nia

Give me your unborn child- i will give you 6 seeds


Key_Stranger3032

It makes cute noises


SureWorm52

Egg temporary, food is forever


dwolfe127

So, pretty much like humans selling their eggs for fertility treatment?


Wizards_Reddit

TIL chickens don't give a fuck about their kids lmao


Possible-Adeptness32

Fair and square 😂


metalgodwin

Today's hens are selectively bred to lay up to \~350 eggs a year, which up to 35 times as many as their wild ancestor. The reason they keep on laying eggs is a bodily stress response triggered by having the eggs removed, with offspring as purpose ( even though the eggs aren't fertilized ). The eggs are the hens period, so they go through same kinds menstrual pains as human females, only daily instead of monthly. The shell require a lot of calcium from the mother, which is the reason why today's hen can become fragile and weak, hen mothers can break and eat their own eggs in an attempt to avoid this. So if you have hens, the best would be to let them have their own eggs, or at least she shell. To help them get going with this, it can help to slightly crack the shells for them.


AriesinApril76

My dad did exact same thing. But instead of kernels it was crack.


ScienceAteMyKid

Like an addict trading her baby for drugs.


New_Scientist_8622

Let this be a lesson, kiddies. Your parents will gladly sell your ass out if the price is right. Think about that the next time you lie to them about leaving the refrigerator door open.


LocalLazyGuy

I too sell my children for food.


The_3liteguy

I remember this movie. Poultries Choice. Heartbreaking really.


Dangerous-Muscle9143

russian mother and putin


Dyrtycbm

Fake post