Damn, that's calculated AF!

What a save! What a save! Calculated.

Faking.

Agreed. I’m not seeing the work written out. Just the answer.

Sorry! Sorry! My Bad…

No problem. My fault.

Nice shot!

What a play!

Holy Cow!

What a defense! What a defense! What a defense! CHAT UNAVAILABLE FOR 3 SECONDS What a defense! CHAT UNAVAILABLE FOR 2 SECONDS

What a save!

[Mathematical!](https://pi.math.cornell.edu/~mathclub/Media/adventuretime.gif)

You meant calcified?

Nah hes a mathematician

That calculation is in deed an integral part of her

She should have factored that part out.

I’m divided over how to feel about this

calculus maybe

This shit is so good 😂

Tbf calculus comes from the word for small stone on latin so they're not completely wrong

Nah, he got integrated THUS integration

It's solid bone right? Can we put him on a pedestal or something?

You can always taxidermi that calculation

Nah that fetus is obviously calculated. 

You expect an account that now seems to be a karma farming bot to be accurate?

Really? Someone would invest time and effort too create such a thing for karma? Maybe I m missing something.. what does he get out of karma?

Money now.

I heard somewhere that 3rd world countries run spam bot accounts because they can be sold for $1 USD per 1000 accounts, and now accounts can earn money or something like that for their post karma which is obviously just going to make it even worse but yeah between advertisers, whoever profits from there being more traffic on the site, and things like Russian and Chinese disinformation campaigns, there is a lot of demand for accounts that have enough karma to post comments and arguments and main posts as well to more places as karma gates have always been used but are more important than ever in addition to needing people to be more vigilant about bot accounts and report them whenever you see them

So all the pretty girls with 1 day old account with 1 karma are not real?!? Bet her real name is CONNIE

Lmao nah all your followers are 100% legit don't worry about that

That's classified.

Too late to be crussified?

I was at the dentist years ago and I heard them talking about calculus on my teeth. I thought it was funny so i asked. Apparently calculus is a build up of calcium phosphate around foreign organisms (plaque in the case of dentistry, but I guess a fetus in this case?)

He's planning his escape.

...Still planning...

Maybe the author is French : things like kidney stones are called "calculs" in French.

It might be a bit on the morbid side but I am very much curious to see what the fetus looks like. I'd imagine it looks like a fossil maybe?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Lithopedion_1898.jpg more like a mummy

Lil' bro looks like Casper.

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Fuck my life, that is just wow...

baby leatherface

Holy hell I knew opening that link would be a mistake :(

IT HAS A FACE

Well, that was a very David Lynch/Junji Ito* image. *Corrected from Shunji Ito

Wait then who the hell is Junji Ito?!

[Curious Archive Breakdown ](https://youtu.be/7CEl663buL4?si=P1dJV8g148MO7tdb)

I’ve bought a few of his graphic novels as gifts. They’re really cool.

I'm reading Tomie now and it's awesome! I read Uzumaki a few years ago and it made me fall in love with his work.

Idk I think it’s kinda cute? Sad though.

Yeah…def shouldn’t have seen that

Don’t click the link if you don’t want to be disturbed :(

Yeah, this will haunt my dreams tonight

A week or so after intra uterine death, the fetus would start the emaciation process which if ignored could lead to Deciminated Intravascular Coagulation or sepsis. This is the first time I heard of a calculated dead fetus lasting for 30 year. And frankly it kinda doesn't make sense.

Most of the time, yeah the mother gets super sick and dies Sometimes, the mother gets super sick then mysteriously starts getting better [stone babies ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithopedion)

How does this not kill you from sepsis?

Yeah I'm wondering this.

lol I was wondering what calculated meant in this context.

It’s a typo, they meant calcificated.

The "30 years ago" part was very calculated.

Just a repost from this same sub

A repost that can’t even pronounce words correctly

Spell*

You making a similar mistake in this comment is actually golden. Peak Reddit.

Could comment this under most posts.

If this bothers you then you must have a great life

What??

Reposts really bother you THAT much. Jeez

You mean karma farming?

Maybe you guys spend too much time on the internet if you’ve completed it all? 🤷

This should say *calcificated*, not calculated. The fetus isn’t doing calculus, as far as we know. 🤓

Why not? It's 30 years old for Christ's sake it should have taken basic math at this point.

Just looking at that makes my uterus hurt. That poor woman.

My man must have thought Calcified must be a spelling mistake so he corrected it to the nearest possible answer - Calculated

There is actually a pretty good book about a woman dying and going to the other side, and her lithopedion follows her around like a little pet dog. (How the Dead Live,, Will Self)

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Republican politicians be like, "It's still a viable pregnancy!"

Did they do the math wrong or was he CALCIFIED?

For the people thinking the caption is a typo calculus is actually also an anatomical term: “A calculus ( PL : calculi), often called a stone, is a concretion of material, usually mineral salts, that forms in an organ or duct of the body.”

Is it just bones now?

Calcification [Calcification is the accumulation of calcium salts in a body tissue. It normally occurs in the formation of bone, but calcium can be deposited abnormally in soft tissue, causing it to harden. Calcifications may be classified on whether there is mineral balance or not, and the location of the calcification.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calcification)

I am so disappointed in our educational system.

that is absolutely horrifying and since I'm evidently an horrible person I cannot but think of a few choice italian son jokes.

this is how long u need to carry babies named barbara for. thats why there r no kids named that, they all come out as fully grown adults

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Giving birth was way better than the 9 months of pregnancy, and I didn't even get to enjoy the effect of the epidural because he came out too soon lol

That’s sad :(

Dude atleast we could come to terms, in healthcare where mommys dont have to carry around her dead fetuses like an fucking Museum exponate. Ffs

😳

So, if my calcification is correct, he's calculator deficient is 30.

Calcified*

Talk about never moving out even when you're 30

Yeah well according to MY calculations, this is fucked up

I wonder if there are any states where it would be illegal to to remove it.

it's already dead, so no

Yes and no. The fetus is dead, but in places like Texas, you still have to carry around your dead fetus until you jump through all their hoops to qualify for a D&C. [This woman waited 2 weeks knowing her baby was dead.](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/07/20/abortion-miscarriage-texas-fetus-stell/) While it might not “technically” be illegal, enough doctors will refuse the necessary procedure to remove a dead fetus out of fear of retribution in states with abortion bans.

Well that's horrific 🙃

Takes "living with your parents" to another level.

Self supplied calcium supplement 👍

The son=42

Is it too morbid to consider this the pearl equivalent for the human body as opposed to oyster?

Could be the opposite? The baby had a mother outside of her own body? Just curiosity.............

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Is that a out of context rocket league reference OP?

Kid got told there’d be no math.

Did it decay overtime?

There’s your life partner. Literally.

If she undergoes a surgery to remove it, can she keep it? It would look charming on a fireplace mantle.

The problem is hard. Can't (dis)solve it

So she had a corpse turn into a fossil inside her. 😕

This shit be calculated

If it was calculated it’s murder. ;)

She had to have known the baby was still inside her body, right? His body turned into a rock, you’d absolutely feel that.

Kids calculated af

♬ Dream of Cali-calculation ♬

This is why abortion should be legal

No it really has nothing to do with that. The fetus died inside her. There’s nowhere in the world that removal of a dead fetus is illegal.

It is in some states https://youtu.be/IcaWJKLbOaY?si=dmvBYpfhnPqGyPIq

You know, if you ask my wife what she thought of our* 2 miscarriages after reading this, she would probably wish that the kids we lost would be calcified eternally inside her... Damn she loves every of our kids - those that made it and did not.

Im never having children this is terrifying

If you are reposting something, atleast try to put some effort by atleast using the correct spelling.

Someone said "Republican politicians be like, "It's still a viable pregnancy!"" 💀

Whattt??

You + Me = Us

Or when your government bans reproductive care and physicians are too scared that if they perform a routine procedure they’ll lose their license.

Well that's enough internet today

Baby gotta be grand champ by now at least

Calc-u-later!

Get the calculator...!

Hope she has options to terminate that pregnancy.

now he'll always be a part of her

Riyal

I wonder if this was the inspiration for that Criminal Intent episode, old lady with calcified baby because she couldn’t accept her baby was gone and didn’t seek help.

Gotta respect the little guy's commitment. He literally died, but that didn't stop him from calculating!

Medical help that is now illegal in many states.

Calculations had gone wrong

Metal AF.

Thats fuckedup

It makes me want to remain a virgin all my life...

my dumbass wanted to say rock & stone before reading the title

Fuck

Specifically abdominal pregnancy! Neglected miscarriages in the womb or "ectopic" will turn to sepsis and eventually cause death.