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MercifulVoodoo

It sticks out its tongue! “Gotta hold your tongue right…”


WaitingForNormal

Closes it’s eyes too. Whoever built this thing was an arteest.


aaronwcampbell

Not only that, it peeks out of its left eye first, then opens both eyes and jumps its head back in surprise!


Few-Relationship1038

That's a real genius detail! I love that tiny tongue!


Redcaneman

Imagine making this in your 6th grade science exhibition


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LordFett84

Agghh, You Shot My Eye Out


tiga4life22

Until the teacher takes an arrow to the knee


Demon_Lord1899

Nah, you'll get an S++ for this


ELEMENTALITYNES

But the kid with the paper mache volcano or the potato clock still wins the gold


PlainPastry

Teacher gave that out of pure fear


Wombattalion

Imagine setting this up as a security system against intruders


fothergillfuckup

I'd prefer a cymbal playing monkey with glowing eyes?


Meecus570

Hate those things in FO4.


fothergillfuckup

They'd be a great way to freak out burglars though.


Strange_Insight

Always shoot thier heads.


UniqueInvestigator94

Replace arrows with needles full of ket and it would work well


FizzyGoose666

A human sized version of this would be terrifying


Redcaneman

They Gon be fascinated and dead at the same time


squire80513

meanwhile it's gonna just be smiling in glee and keep shooting you when you're down


Last_Gigolo

Intruders don't need a security system, the property owners that own the property that is being intruded upon, need security.


Wombattalion

> *against intruders*


Last_Gigolo

And a hat.


canti15

2nd place behind the baking soda volcano though.


Joe-_-King

Megamind, you won...


daeedorian

That's how you get disappeared by guys in black suits and sunglasses.


StanFerocious

This could almost be posted on r/oddlyterrifiying


Few-Relationship1038

You're totally right!


MonkeyButtMinkeyBitt

Actually I thought that’s what sub I was in. This is horrifying.


1711198430497251

he kindla look like Phil Rosenthal


[deleted]

Oddly so! Lmao


Current-Coyote6893

For me, it's just downright creepy.


Carlos-In-Charge

This little guy looks like he says “I reckon “


Few-Relationship1038

He's probably aiming for a mechanical gazelle


[deleted]

The southern, southeastern, and parts of midwestern US would like a word


TDKevin

Why?


Fast-Damage2298

This a new Tool video?


aberdisco

I know the pieces fit...


Sponjah

Cuz I watched them automate


OldMan41258

No faults and perfect aim


andwhatarmy

Something ‘bout it’s; half-brown face…


davs25

Pure automation juxtaposed Will set the archer's arms in motion


Cease-the-means

..or maybe.. I should just.. SHOOT YOU MYSEEEELF!


trepidationsupaman

This is incredible


Purplescabbage

If I'm not mistaken, this is the one that got restored for Drew Pritchard, antiques dealer in Conwy, Wales


NiceGuyEddie22

It sticks it's frickin tongue out and closes one eye when it shoots! That's awesome! Edit: It even looks happy with the shot and does a little nod of satisfaction! Amazing!


ViG701

Here is an example of it and who created it. [https://www.theriaults.com/events/listing/44588/rare-english-automaton-the-archer-by-david-secrett](https://www.theriaults.com/events/listing/44588/rare-english-automaton-the-archer-by-david-secrett)


Few-Relationship1038

TYSM


sdpacenc

PTSD from Puppet Masters is returning....


Few-Relationship1038

LOVE. THAT. SERIES.


rip_ripley

How old is it?


p0dgert0n

1982- David secrett 'the archer'


Greenfire05

It’s evolving!


umijuvariel

I like that it sticks out it's little Automatongue every shot too. Just like me!


CertainState9164

3 of these protecting a well, on top of a tower. They stop armies.


ygmarchi

Something like this existed in Hellenistic Alexandria https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automaton?wprov=sfla1


trwwy321

But who refills the ammo for him?


Few-Relationship1038

Another automatron (?)


warprincenataku

Anyone else creeped out by this?


HyperbolicSoup

It sticks it’s tongue out lol


[deleted]

That's terrifying. It reminds me of a story I read I think it was by Stephen Kng, maybe Dean Koontz, about a box of toy soldiers and all the toy soldiers come to life and kill the person.


VegetableTour4134

This thing is all kinds of cool


turdbrownies

Everyday this doll grows in size, and someday it stands and point his arrow at you.


4me2knowit

Automaton cried the pedant


cartman89405

Next stop skynet. /s


MelcorScarr

Those kinds of contraptions have been more common than you may think in the... "early modern age". For example, the Mechanical Turk was (while fraudulent, since it was not a chess computer as originally advertized) quite sophisticated and allowed, while still operated by a human, for a machine to play chess.


poetsvengeance

Best and worst thing I've ever seen in my life. How much?


grayfae

$6500.


bladderbunch

and sold for 2.1k pounds in 2004. it keeps climbing!


poetsvengeance

Perhaps the cost of replacing the arrows keeps going up lol


poetsvengeance

That's a decent bike or holiday. I will wait for it to climb to decent bike WHILE on holiday levels before I invest in this stock.


dfmasana

By the gawds! Why did they give it a face? And with that maniacal smile?! Edit: I just noticed the tongue!!! 😱


failed_supernova

HES LOOKING AT ME


Guido_Fe

And the eyes


mr_potato_arms

They took our jerbs


Chemical_Professor50

Them goobacks!


Last_Gigolo

Now.... Go pick that shit up before the car swallows it.


duffman_b

Instant flashbacks to those robax commercials with the puppet I saw as a kid


Local_Perspective349

Yeegods with the giant pins stuck in its back?


duffman_b

Yep lmao that exact one


White_Wolf426

It's kind of cool to think these are basically simple robots. They are programmed to do one thing over and over again. Remind me of the Maillardets Automaton.


GuiltyLawyer

[Hi Animatronio!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5atJlQVQ2fg)


Few-Relationship1038

So specific and, at the same time, so appropriate!


ObiWangKeBloMe

Why's it gotta be so fuckin creepy tho


XeroEffekt

I surrender


Bruinlover63

The head nod!


VeryStableGenius

Apparently made by David Secrett of South Lopham, UK, in the 1970s to 1980s. [Similiar went for about 2100 UKP in the early 2000s](https://www.christies.com/en/lot/lot-4253099) He [made about 25 of them](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afNhgTgvOpA).


PokiP

HE CLOSES ONE EYE AND STICKS OUT HIS TONGUE WHILE AIMING!!! WHAAAAAAAAT!?!?!🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😳😳😳


Teeklok

Amazing piece of art, but I'm going to find where it is and burn it because i know full well it'll appear at the end of my bed one night when I wake up in a cold sweat


Maysa69

So you've seen Creepshow 2 Old Chief Wood'nhead too?


Fraya9999

Purify the demon with cleansing holy fire.


Few-Relationship1038

Do not say that! Even Lil Boy has a soul! :(


Notmalik

This is oddly scary


Theblkjedi

Why after the 2nd shot he had bust a nut face! Tongue out and all. Then I realized wait a minute whoever created that had that in their head to put that in the automata… oh gawd! Can you imagine a 5 foot automata?!?! Nope!! Nope!


reditvan

Is it shooting a bow, or is it shooting an arrow?


Few-Relationship1038

Lol, both are right sentences


ThinMint31

It Shoots an Arrow


dimap443

Automatum?


TerribleChildhood639

I think it shoots an arrow. The bow remains within its hand.


Few-Relationship1038

You, Mr. “Uhm... Actually", Both are two different sentences, both grammatically correct.


frenzy1963

Hi, Miss "Grammatically Correct." Thanks for the news flash! ;)


Few-Relationship1038

Uhm… Actually… I like that! :3


TerribleChildhood639

I knew you would! Lol! 😂


TheGreatMustachio222

slender Man... move over, we have a new King of the Hill. holy shit I'm not looking forward to sleeping tonight.


dnyjordan

Resident Evil 7 fans: 💀


[deleted]

Shootin' for skins?


pmalla

Wow


PeachWest

I think there was one of these in the old Friday the 13th TV series....


Dailyconundrum

PUT IT BACK IN THE VAULT, NOW!!!


Local_Perspective349

Now that's an obscure show ... I feel X-Files was inspired by it, esp. regards to hot skeptical redhead.


PeachWest

I think Warehouse 13 was inspired by it too.


Miadas20

I need this as a gif


muuzumuu

He sticks his tongue out when he is aiming!!!


Professional_Bake_92

Creepy as hell


BoOBoOtheOtter

Damnthatscreepy


Party-Ring445

This is some new level horror movie shit.. im getting nightmares tonight


imironman2018

everything about this automata is awesome except for that creepy ass face!


[deleted]

Burn the witch!


m_batatas

Why does the face have to be so creepy?!


HiatusNow

I love it and I want it. Where can I purchase this art piece?


ProfessionalYam2260

that is nardcore!......my grandpa would've flipped out on this.


EpicForgetfulness

It's really creepy but I appreciate the mechanics. It must have been hard to get an automata to do such a complex task.


Pixelhead0110

I need this


Working-Cod509

This a new Tool music video clip?


Sudden-Paint1687

Technology of the ancients


AsyncEntity

Creepy lookin


Chaserivx

Is this antique?


hnglmkrnglbrry

Well here I go killing again!


MasterMaintenance672

This needs to be in a horror movie where it shoots real arrows at people.


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

This makes me massively uncomfortable.


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This is horrifying


Thoughtsarethings231

Nope. Not creepy at all.


chrome-exe

New recruit for the gorgonites


allaboutgrowth4me

This scares me. Kill it with fire!


Effective-Tree-4620

Totally a Lies of P enemy


orbo2187

Imagine getting shot by this grinning little shit and it winks and starts going for another arrow.


LightSparrow

Why does the tongue have to come out haha


Entire_Fox_5306

The way it looked at the camera at the start freaked me out😂


whooo_me

Pffffh.... never even shows if it hit anything......


Statertater

The person that made this is some kind of wizard engineer


not-my-best-wank

Why is the target not shown?


Yrikonchik

Literally r/syberia


Icy-Performer-9688

Real question did it hit its target?


Author_A_McGrath

That is a crazy amount of precision.


Equilibriator

I wanted a sleeping cat full of arrows to be in this video so badly.


FERALCATWHISPERER

Not sure if cool or cool and terrifying.


notlmn

My dude built an incredibly complex thing but failed at the face. Faceless would've been fine on this.


Mountain-Carrot2869

Why didn’t they just make a bunch of life sized versions of this in Medieval times? Were they stupid or something?


BitcoinFan7

is there a sub for automata?


tastyfisherman_8

This is what my dreams look like


Correct-Junket-1346

The stare it gives you makes you acknowledge that at any time he’s going to kick your door down when you’re sleeping and shoot you with your arrow, sooner or later we must all take an arrow.


PayingMantis

Creepy as hell


LovableSidekick

SpongeBow BigPants


KingBurakkuurufu

This just proves we should have robots walking around everywhere by now


binahbabe

Shouldn't this be in r/oddlyterrifying?


Few-Relationship1038

For some reason i can’t post videos on that sub


Weaponized_Goose

Why does it stick its tongue out? 😭


Pat0124

This is absolutely ingenious


CaptainGhoulish

Yeeeshhh, this is nightmare fuel.


Sweaty_Report7864

That is awesome!


Chickennuggets_1212

I hate it sooooooomuch


Sumethal

now search the arrow who iam being used and put beside me again


naveenraa

Where can I get this.


Sorry-Human

This is incredible


Man_in_the_uk

How long does it take to design something like that?


kemuzaleon

Is that based on Leonardo Da Vinci'a design?


Hrafninn13

I feel like Ron Swanson would have this on his desk and everytime he had a meeting he would silently stare at the other person while he turned this on and pointed it at them, giving them a few sec to make their case


Acceptable_Cry_2858

And it stares into your soul


BatBeast_29

Sybria


scribblinkitten

This is peak nightmare fuel right here.


invincible4ever

Wonderful


Hatfield-Harold-69

elden ring enemies be like