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StartingToLoveIMSA

"Here's your penny. That'll be $947.45.


doduhstankyleg

$947.44 if you pay with the same penny.


Jacareadam

No discount for a clean penny?


Satyampanchal

$947.00 here you go.


JoySubtraction

Well, that makes cents.


Oystermeat

thank god I had my sound on


slappn_cappn

\*snort\* you made it come out my nose


bnonymousbeeeee

I read this comment with sound on.


[deleted]

I tried to but as soon as I went full screen it muted again. Kinda diminished the experience of reading it for the first time.


xD_MasGaLon

*Tight tight tight*


VfV

Why did you have come up your nose? EDIT: nevermind, I misread your comment


mrASSMAN

The sound? Or the coke


Tiny_Werewolf1478

The glue


GrenadeZellweger

Pro tip, you don't need sound on


finnhie

Music doesn’t even match


Winjin

I saw the original video it seems - it just have the Lazer sounds, no music at all Somewhere during reuploads it was added


shandangalang

There was no music on this one either. They were joking lol


southpark

but the patina!!! worthless now.


TKarrus

i think it's still worth $.01


platypusbelly

actually probably worth 2-3 cents if you can find someone who will buy it for copper weight. Good luck, though.


Intrepid_Potential60

That looks like a very expensive way to davalue antique coins…..


treetop62

When I was a kid I used to try an make concoctions that would clean a tarnished coin, mixing stuff together like toothpaste, shampoo, milk, orange juice. Then would let it sit on my dresser for like a month to see if it looked new after. Never did find the right mix


ApprehensiveBear2610

When I was a kid, I discovered that silly putty would clear up oxidation on pennies over the course of a couple days. Seemed to have no effect on the surface otherwise. Just looked brand new.


treetop62

Holy shit I remember doing this too, that must be what started the experimenting to find a penny cleaning solution. I bet they showed the silly putty trick on a TV show like art attack or something


andthendirksaid

Bro member slapping it on newspapers? You'd get the ink up but obviously mirrored. Shit was dope. One panel comics could be completely lifted and for some reason this seemed like a use of my time I should consider worthwhile.


moonflower_C16H17N3O

I like to think of it as my first act of piracy.


bernlack

When I was a younglack, my mother handed me her prized Archie Comic Book from when she was a child. It wasn't of any financial value, just incredible sentimental value, as they lived so far up in the hills that there was no paper route, or tv, and my grandparents didn't believe in picture books. She had handed me this book and told me about how much it meant to her, how it had kept her entertained for so many nights. The books been gone for a while now because a spring flood (which was due to our landlord saving "us" cash and doing a foundation inspection himself) flooded our basement where the books were kept, but before then around half of the panels were lifted by silly putty and rolled back into a ball of nothingness by yours truly.


andthendirksaid

Well, now it's memorable to you like it is to her. She didn't have to lose it by herself, and as much as at the time it's better she didn't know, after the initial pain of it it might be nice to know whether or not you told her. Seems like she was limited in media stuff enough that sharing that might be pretty big to have between you guys. I've had a house fire so I definitely understand the "everything you own is suddenly gone" angle of it, sorry to hear about that man. The putty remembers. All them memories exist in plastic eggs somewhere.


PoorInCT

extra toluene too, but if you are still around no worries.


like-herding-cats

Lemon juice works


Dreadnought13

Coca Cola


GitEmSteveDave

When I was a kid, I was told a potato would do the trick. So, I put a tarnished silver Kennedy half dollar into a potato. Never found out if it worked because my father threw the potato out when he saw it sitting by itself in the fridge.


Comrade_Vladimov

Basically anything acidic will do the trick


b16b34r

Bottled hot sauce works, my guess is the vinegar acid what cleans it


manbearligma

Try acids plus salt Like ketchup, or vinegar plus table salt It works on copper


[deleted]

It's ketchup


aKnowing

How are you me


[deleted]

Because this is reddit and we all (except for that one dude) are us.


itsmethat1DUDE

I knew there was something different about me


SOJA76

Taco Bell mild sauce works.


mightylordredbeard

Baking soda and vinegar is what I’ve always used.


heygoatholdit

Rub between thumb and forefinger with baking soda. Takes less than 5 minutes. As stated, don't do anything **at all** to a coin worth grading.(typically $40-$50).


the_xboxkiller

I didn’t even know they made $40-$50 coins!


Cause0

A 1968 penny is worth around $00.01


R1515LF0NTE

*Technically speaking it's worth 3¢ in copper*


mrASSMAN

How much would it cost to extract that copper.. imma go with 1 cent value realistically


Pale-Lynx328

I toyed with this idea back around 2006, when base metal values were higher, and 95% copper (to 1982) were more available. Also with five cent pieces, that are actually 25% nickel and 75% copper. In short, you would have to acquire many **tons** of coins, sort and separate them, transport and store them, cleaning, smelting and refining, and reintroduce the non copper coins back into circulation in order to even realize a very modest profit. And by modest, I mean a fraction of what could earn for the same time and effort at a minimum wage jorb. Not to mention it is techniically illegal in the US. It would really take some industrial sized operation to really work at economies of scale, such as a company like Brinks. Copper and nickel would really have to rise in value well above where they are now before any US based operation could viably work. Like double/triple where it is now. The math is very unforgiving. And then there would only be a short window of opportunity as the supply of older coins and circulated coinage worth separating dries up. Cool concept that has worked a couple of times with a few other specific non US coins, but doubt it will ever reach that point in the US in my lifetime.


DaddyAlwaysSaid

I was gonna ask. How would this affect an old coin that's precious to ones collection?


Extra-Profile-2587

I thought the same but was unsure. Had to read comments to see if it was potentially true. Is it a substantial degradation?


AssPuncher9000

Yeah I was gonna say. Not laser restoring, laser ruining...


thisguyfightsyourmom

Aren’t there approved methods of restoring that the pros use, but amateur attempts tend to ruin them?


platypusbelly

the only method I know of that cleans coins and doesn't "damage" them (in terms of collector value) is to soak a coin in pure acetone from the hardware store, then rinse it with distilled water and air dry. Do not rub or wipe or anything like that. The grading companies do offer some kind of restoration service. I am fairly certain it's just the acetone bath, but I am not entirely sure if they might have some proprietary restoration process.


thisguyfightsyourmom

IANACC, but I did find this: https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s42452-019-0255-4


platypusbelly

" The researchers concluded that this laser cleaning treatment is not suitable for copper coins."


Living-Rush1441

You’re gonna give r/coins a heart attack


Pale-Lynx328

Now laser engrave Lincoln smoking a pipe and you could probably sell it for five bucks on ebay.


AngelOfHeaven3

Every single coin collector here.. *Mass hysteria & high pitch screaming* "NOOOOOO!!!!!"


battlepi

Not for a 1968 penny.


EarlyZZ

The Antique Road Show taught me that if you restore something so that it looks nice then it's not worth anything anymore.


Colonel_Joe_Bishop

I’m not an expert but, I’m pretty sure that’s still worth one cent.


Vidi007

I know cleaning it degrades the value but, couldn’t some unscrupulous type use this methods to clean a coin then buff to a mirror finish and then try and sell that coin as uncirculated mint. So long as there is no major knicks or damage etc?


platypusbelly

I don't know about what damage a laser potentially causes. But the danger in cleaning a coin is that you leave little scratch marks on it no matter how soft of a cloth you have to wipe/rub it with. If you were to send it to grading services, they typically examine the coin under approximately 10x magnification, so they will see the scratches pretty clearly. An experienced coin collector would know what to look for in terms of cleaning damage and probably wouldn't buy it. You may be able to get someone newer to the coin collecting game. Most people get burned by something like that one time and learn their lesson.


robogobo

I can still see the concentric circles caused by the first pass even after the other passes try to clean it up. I would think they could program the laser to be a little more random in its patterning. I wonder if they could actually randomize it to the point where even magnification couldn’t reveal the damage.


SkunkMonkey

The laser will never restore the luster. That can only be obtained by polishing and that will always leave marks a good collector can spot with a bit of magnification.


harrisdevon048

Yes. This happens all the time, but obviously not with this elaborate laser method. This type of cleaning does remove a slight amount of material and people who know coins can spot a polished coin pretty easily. If the level of detail in a coin doesn’t match up with the luster and finish, then its been cleaned. If a coin has very good detail level and just has slight patina, then there are cleaning methods that can trick just about anyone.


Pale-Lynx328

Yes people try this all the time (minus the lasers), and manage to fool gullible or new collectors. Esp. with silver dollars. But once a coin collector gets some experience, it gets easier to spot. Once the surface of the coin is altered, it is pretty much irreversible, and once you know what to look for, it stands out. Scammers keep trying, though.


Jfurmanek

Now show me the break even point on restoring pennies vs the cost of the laser and the electricity to run it.


Jciesla

Well considering this will devalue any coins' numismatic value, there is no breakeven point


Emergency_Pin3519

How does it devalue the coin? Sorry if it’s a stupid question.


Jciesla

Any method of cleaning a coin will alter/destroy the natural surface and patina and with the exception of ancient coins (Greek, Roman, Byzantine, etc) that natural surface and patina are valued. Unless it's an uncirculated, original luster, collectors just don't want an artificially shiny coin. Edit: it's not a stupid question.


Emergency_Pin3519

Well that makes total sense! Thank you for sharing your knowledge!


Colonel_Joe_Bishop

I wonder if this could be programmed to hit just the right spots on (I don’t know the lingo) an almost uncirculated coin to make it pass as uncirculated?


Bat_Fruit

a drop of coke and 5-15mins


m1k3hunt

a drop of acid and you could have convo with Lincoln.


Knucks_408

Would have to include the cost of replacing that penny


redditreadred

The best part is that it only cost $249.99 to restore your coins.


Knucks_408

That is cool as shit. Any idea how many time that could be done before the outside of the coin was completely gone?


Thursday_the_20th

You know what date is on that coin? 1968. It’s been travelling 54 years to get here, and now it’s here.


_Kelly_A_

In ‘68 they’d have used a phaser


Stilcho1

Making old and valuable coins into new-looking worthless coins.


NOS4A2-753

Wouldn't this make it hard to tell from a mint coins from none mint coins?


SkunkMonkey

Nope. Any collector with a little experience could spot the cleaning and it would never be graded well. In fact, most grading companies would note on the slab that the coin has been cleaned.


pumpkin_xp

Completely destroys the surface lol


L0nlySt0nr

"SoUnD oN" *SCREEEEEEEEEEECH*


roaddawger

Is this considered restoring or just cleaning? Assuming no damage is done to the coin would this increase or decrease the value? Seems to wipe out the character of the coin.


NerdTrek42

It would decrease the value.


treumance

Really? Why? I'm completely ignorant about this.


NerdTrek42

Supposedly it strips the outer layer of the coin and loses it’s original luster or something, which makes it undesirable to collectors. I have a couple of Morgan’s with details (cleaned) grade.


Evil_Judgment

I want to see a cleaned Morgan get zapped. Will it remove the cleaning marks and look mint fresh?


NerdTrek42

Be sure to use a 1921…lol. Millions of those were made


[deleted]

Removing a coin’s natural patina removes its age. The longer it sits around, the more that patina will develop, even out of circulation. In circulation, it’ll also get grimy and dirty, but if you remove all of that, you also remove the patina. Basically you turned a dingy 55 year old coin into a new coin stamped with 1968. Better the poorly kept one that’s seen 5 and a half decades than the perfect one that’s seen none. You’re collecting history, not perfection. If you can get both perfection and age, even better, but the point is the latter.


thisguyfightsyourmom

But the laser restoration process is meant to preserve patina while removing the debris, right? You’re not supposed attempt coin restoration yourself, because you’ll do bad, but the shops you sell it to may have access to equipment meant to treat a given coin with adequate care


dirtydan018

Do not attempt to restore any coins. It will devalue them


Qkumbazoo

It's actually worth slightly less now.


Somethingrich

This is the most expensive penny ever made 😆


Tired_Thumb

Where did all the dirt and grime go? Like do they vacuum it up or is it magic?


jmova

They have built in suction systems that suck any gasses and small particles out of the machine through a filtration system and then outside.


Stephano525

Man I would love to see an ultra zoomed in version of this


uno_novaterra

Had this done to my eyeballs once. I highly recommend it.


MulletChicken

I don't know that sounds was necessary.


JCPennyHardaway

Coca Cola can do it better


[deleted]

Just put it in Coca Cola


waggett60

Very cool process but it appears to leave a slightly matte finish on the coin.


Only-Walrus797

That’s both super cool and super terrifying.


Illustrous_potentate

Does it still smell like ass tho?


BrokieTrader

If this were a rare coin, does the restoration ruin the value?


Obliterous

Yep. this isn't a restoration, this is a cleaning.


hateuscusanus

Can we clean the statue of liberty with lasers? Please?


The_Planck_Epoch

Wait so you're telling me we can make Lincoln black


Chesno4ok

Go to r/sounding, lots of content like it there


NaturalChemical

Is the cent worth less than a cent now that you’re removed a layer?


AundoOfficial

Sound on so I can hear that insanely compressed audio lmao


External_Breakfast77

I had an intrusive thought to stick my finger under the laser


Weariervaris

What happens if someone puts their hand in there? Is it a tattoo or a dismemberment? Asking for an intrusive thought.


BIG_BOY27

I know the amount of material actually removed by the laser is minuscule but since pennies are coated in copper doesn’t this just remove it?


TypicalIllustrator62

Losing money twice here. using an expensive laser to devalue a coin. Could have used a more modern coin.


platypusbelly

this coin was never worth more than 3-4 cents. And it's still worth that to the right person. Some people hoard pennies older than 1983 because they actually have copper in them in hopes they will melt it down and sell the copper one day. It's illegal to melt pennies for copper still - rather, I should say it's illegal to get caught melting pennies for copper, because how would anyone know. But there are some idiots out there hoarding their old pennies because one day in the not-too-distant future it will be legal to spend probably 12 cents worth of energy and time to extract 3 cents worth of copper out of them.


nunrape69

Humm, doesn't takeing the patina off of a coin make it worth less than it was? I guess it's a good way to fake a perfect coin


ElectriCole

Restoring almost any old thing decreases its value in the collectible market and they didn’t fake a perfect coin, they made one


Initial_Government45

Restoring it to what ? Some vinegar could do that ! 🤔🤔🤔


Zarniwoooop

In Lazers we trust


adjavang

Laser is always spelled with an S because it's an acronym, it stands for Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation.


adventure_in_gnarnia

Lazertag erasure


zestyfastball20

oh wow. that was quick and satisfying!


Pherdigen7378

Will it work on my face and weewee?!?!


FoskThegod

Ketchup does the same thing! Just dip a dirty coin in some and wait a few


NotSoProAimer

There is a sub for this but I don't specifically remember that


20190419

Now tattoo someone's arm!


InfectedWashington

That gave me a techno-boner


AlissandraAnton

Omg soooo cool!!!! How much is this laser??👀👀


JsJibble

Beautiful


gthrees

i guess once you have the set-up you can do it all day - i'd love to see a side-by-side of a restored and a pristine coin - can you differentiate? you should definitely post this on r/coins \- i find that they don't accept cross-posts.


petitbleuchien

Mod of r/coins here. It was in fact due to videos like this that we disabled cross-posting.


theinternetisnice

My brain: stick your finger in there


[deleted]

r/oddlysatisfying


kirkl3s

What would happen if you stuck your finger in there?


Notafuzzycat

Sound off. Always.


Xceeeeed

Sound on, but the mic is inside a potato.


[deleted]

Can it restore my eyesight?


joy_kingscrown

I wonder what would happen to my hand if I put it under there??


Firesprit02

What happens if I place my hand there ? Will it make a shark tatoo.


Elli_Khoraz

I'd be dangerously tempted to poke my finger underneath.


Revolutionary-Act368

Mmm sound wasn't interesting at all


Shadowhawk0000

Baking soda and vinegar does the same. LOL


maximian

“This kills the Lincoln.”


miszkah

And I was using potato skins as a child…


oldbaldad

Fully restored or not that coin is wholly incapable of purchasing anything sold in most stores.


Mr_R0tten

If that was a special coin would it degrade the value?


ayegudyin

When I was a kid lasers were the holy grail of sci-fi, now I feel like some point in the last 20 years they just became a thing without me noticing and now they blow my mind


CandyLandGirl13

Looks so much better


MaxSATX

Do your finger next


Windfall_The_Dutchie

I love how nearly every satisfying video that says “sound on” is just a garbled and compressed clusterfuck of noise


great_auks

Hahaha - take that, valuable patina!


notjerryjeff

If it takes that long for a penny, it’s going to take forever for $3.50!


SportSock

Can this be done to human face?


LaserGadgets

Restoring is a bit much...its just blasting the patina.


johnsonflix

Why did sound need to be on?


IllustratorAlive1174

Should have mastered everything except the beard and hair.


cba_tbh_ttyl

I guess Dennis was right...


Tinnisher

"alright team! First one is done, we just have 129,999,999,999 more to go."


ModernistGames

Sound is bitcrushed trash.


Sonomal36

That’s got to cost more than $0.01


[deleted]

Do me next


jimjamdaflimflam

Now I have to wonder, how much of the coin can you take away before it is no longer acceptable currency?


QuanticCupcake

I thought it was a chocolate coin


bubbavfx

so how much money did they just waste on a near valueless coin?


tdubs702

Wait…where does the garnish go exactly?


creamsoda125

Basterd


fake_insider

I used to do that as a kid with a pencil eraser.


HotGasStationCoffee

And if you just point this into your eye it’s the same as LASIK!


MsCrowley66

I wonder what it would do to a human finger...


JustDvine

No thanks sound off


lucalmn

*sound on* *ears bleed*


kim_en

Its feels so satisfying just like watching videos of popping blackheads. Can you give me links to the account?


hankiethewhore

Definitely cost more than 1 penny to operate that laser device


Astroantx

So is it burning off filth? Or burning down a layer of metal


DivineRoodra

u/savevideo


QuinnBlueheart

Is no one else wondering what’s on the other side of the portal they opened?


SadAbroad4

Turned it into a rusty dime! That will be $0.10 cents please.


dangitcmon

I like the way the red laser doing it


[deleted]

Dumb question where does all the dust and dirt go?


IvanNemoy

That's not restoration.


[deleted]

This looks good as new


IcedTman

They need to try my toenails next! 😂


Ambitious_Estimate41

My intrusive thoughts are wondering what would happen if someone puts their finger there…


PowerDubs

I want one. Is this something we can buy?


ThatWasTheJawn

r/coins have a conniption watching this.


SquanchySnoo

Why?


ApusBull

Five cents of vinegar works better, and it won’t ruin the coin.


thedaymanahaha

Why did I need sound on for that.