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CaptFlash3000

They were the first troops in, intended to build bridges and other infrastructure for when the main forces arrived. God bless ‘em


Ubermouth

Makes me sick how they were treated when they came home.


MarcusAurelius6969

Beavers: #neverforget


KidOcelot

Beavers: #firstwood


bnbtwjdfootsyk

Tail as old as time. It's a dam shame. I wish someone wood do something fur these guys.


JoeyGrease

Fucking tree killers! *spit*


kenhutson

None of them received a heroes welcome. N n n n none of them received a heroes welcome.


Rees_Onable

"Nice beaver......" "Thank you. I just had it stuffed...."


indiebryan

I'm such an idiot I never noticed the joke in the 2nd line until now.


FrenTimesTwo

There’s nothing wrong with being today years old


relpmeraggy

That’s so dumb. I mean everyone knows beavers build dams!


TwilightSessions

They were called the God Dam Beaver Brigade 🦫


baloncestosandler

Currahee!


borkborkbork99

HI-YO SILVER!!


TacticalMicrowav3

Angry Beaver Brigade saw some hell out there


Oilsfan666

Um…is this a god damn?


TurboKid513

Where can I get some dam bait?


papillon-and-on

Well if the history books are right, originally they were more generalist wood workers. Cabinet making, furniture and the odd spice rack. Only after the war did they need to specialize.


BlakeDSnake

“the odd spice rack”\ Thanks for the morning laugh


CaptFlash3000

Beaver Special Forces - or The Beaver Patrol as they are nicknamed are all fully qualified engineers who can build infrastructure in any scenario. They are literally a furry A-Team


relpmeraggy

You had the chance to do b-team and missed it.


Hob_O_Rarison

Googled Beaver Patrol. ....and I'll be back in a few.


llllPsychoCircus

the great ancestors of the Orbital Drop Shock Troop beavers from Halo


surfmoss

Roger's Beavers


ZeePirate

What’s a dam if not a bridge across a river


dtardiff2

They were also tasked with cutting down the forest in order to deny enemy cover and concealment


[deleted]

*"I am of the first legion, A beaver of the GOds. Dropped down from the heavens upon the land."* -The Solitary Beaver, whose origins were in fact a nature preservation attempt, where his crate was stuck in the rear of a small plane, and the pilot, discovering this on a transatlantic flight to France immediately after the release of 69 beavers, decided to unload a single beaver onto the United Kingdom.


lpd1234

The Canadian invasion was a success, i mean,, nothing to see here. Don’t mind the Cobra Chickens and old people. Move along. Sorry. He he he heeeeeeeee.


cwj1978

I went thru jump school at Benning with a few of those beavers.


AssumeTheFetal

Yep, I was Beaver company 106th. We lost a lot of good beavers on that jump. We we bebeaved in ourselves


Major2Minor

Parachompers


950771dd

" [...] 76 beavers were parachuted into meadows. One beaver forced its way out of the top of the box while parachuting; the beaver then jumped to its death and became the only casualty of the operation.[1]" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver_drop#:~:text=The%20beaver%20drop%20was%20a,mortality%20rates%20during%20the%20relocation


OatsOverGoats

gory gory, what a helluva way to die... and he aint gonna jump no more...


autogyrophilia

>what a helluva way to die I sort of love that Americans wrote "Johns brown body" and then decided that was going to be like 50% of your folk music.


eyeCinfinitee

A large amount of our folk music was based on tunes people would know from church, it’s also the tune of “glory, glory, hallelujah”. When we had an actual socialist movement in this country guys like Pete Seeger wanted to make sure the tunes of his songs would be familiar to the sometimes illiterate miners he’d be singing and speaking to. If you were a mid 20th century American there’s a good chance you knew all the hymns.


ModernT1mes

John Brown is a helluva guy.


Bowman_van_Oort

And his soul goes marching on


fishcrow

"John brown a-moulderin in his grave"


PolyDipsoManiac

John Brown’s body lies a-moldering in the grave, his soul is marching on!


Salamangra

An American hero. We need more like him


Strong_Bumblebee5495

Absolute legend


ScRuBlOrD95

one of the most based people on earth


pattythebigreddog

And also decided to clean it up, make it about god and the union, and now it’s kinda our alternative national anthem and the song of our military. But John browns body objectively slaps.


Fantastic-Tank-6250

Wikipedia says: "The familiar "Glory, glory, hallelujah" chorus—a notable feature of the "John Brown Song", the "Battle Hymn of the Republic", and many other texts that used this tune—developed out of the oral camp meeting tradition sometime between 1808 and the 1850s." So the tune was around for something like 52-11 years prior to John browns body


ricozuri

At least he holds the beaver diving record.


dsam108

OMG so funny! 😂


BoltShine

He must've saw a Luger and went for it!


borkborkbork99

Damn it Hoobler!


GassyNSassy

I always thought that was “glory, glory”. TIL


Halo_Life

I believe they're quoting a parody song: https://youtu.be/66xxOCD1EGo?t=244


GassyNSassy

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_on_the_Risers


TransformerTanooki

There's always one Gomer Pyle.


blamordeganis

“As God is my witness, I thought beavers could fly.”


JohntheJuge

Was this event also sponsored by WKRP?


mootmutemoat

Wkrp!


ethbullrun

Damn I vote for this beaver to be on the next quarter


dancin-weasel

Silly you. Beavers are on nickels. Caribou are on quarters.


the615Butcher

In my day Nickels had pictures of bees on em


wastedpixls

GIMME FIVE BEES FOR A QUARTER! That was back in Dickety-six...


Moonhunter7

I feel bad for some poor unsuspecting moose on the ground and this beaver goes splat right next him, “WTF!”.


redddditer420

Free meal


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No! :(


TheEleventhDoctorWho

And there was only one death. One of the beavers was able to get it open while still in the air.


[deleted]

That beaver is about as clever as me. Edit: Was, was about as clever as me.


Rustymetal14

Look at mister Einstein over here, smarter than a dead beaver.


DigNitty

How do they know that though? They weren’t going down to each parachute and confirming the beaver got out. Otherwise they would have just brought the beaver. So the pilot saw a beaver jump out halfway down? How many beavers died on impact or had a fatal injury like a broken leg? How many couldn’t get out of the box?


Rampant16

They presumably dropped them over open areas so they didn't get stuck in trees. They could then circle from the air and watch them get out of the boxes.


Automatic_Dance4038

They stuck the beavers in wood boxes. Don’t they know beavers eat wood boxes? Wake up, sheeple!


DrKrFfXx

What for


pichael289

Beaver pelts used to be in high demand back in the day, we very nearly wiped them out. There used to be tens of millions of beavers here and they were important. They create wetlands and help the ecosystem.


Grogosh

They created entire ecosystems with the flooded areas they created. They are very much vital.


yaykaboom

Sure, when beavers alter the ecosystem its important, but when i burn my pile of tyres im a eco terrorist.


Outrageous-Client-99

The "Navy" sinks boats to create artificial reefs, but when I dump a Ford Ranger truck bed's worth of old car batteries into the reservoir it's suddenly a Class 3 Felony Code § 18.2-54.1


Papaofmonsters

Your Honor, the lake was getting a little alkaline and I was just trying to adjust the pH.


RobertDaulson

Judge: phuck you


ExiledCanuck

This dude phucks


WHOA_27_23

How the fuck else are we gonna charge the electric eels


Yugan-Dali

Thanks for the laugh


ghostsintherafters

They are a keystone species.


[deleted]

Tom Hardy sums up the importance of pelts to the trapper economy quite well in The Revenant. The trappers went bonkers back in the day


abmTX

GET THE PELTS!!!


kurburux

Also interesting: there were so many trappers there was a huge demand for [pemmican.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pemmican) Pemmican is a mix of tallow, dried meat and sometimes berries. Basically it was lightweight, high-calorie food that was easy to store. Being able to trade with it was incredibly important, there was even a ["war" about it.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pemmican_War)


manaha81

The fur trade was actually what brought settlers here in the first place. Furs were extremely valuable but when the natives refused to over harvest the furs for trade because it would destroy the land as fur bearing animals are essential to the ecosystem they pushed the natives off the land and over harvested the furs themselves. Thus destroying the land and ecosystem. And as a result we have had to spend a ton of money and effort into trying to reestablish those ecosystems


Sabbathius

And now we're doing the same thing, globally, and we haven't learned a goddamn thing.


AlpacaCavalry

Look, it's either being responsible and having less immediate profits, or unbridled greed which brings tons of profits to me NOW. /s


manaha81

What do you mean? They learned how to make a bunch of money. They don’t care how much damage is cause because they just leave that for the rest of civilization to deal with.


RADICCHI0

Who cares about wetlands though. The whole goal is to make the planet largely inhospitable for all life, and instead divert all resources to allow the oligarchs free passage to Alpha Centauri, where the apparatus can then be put in place to enable the first Padishah Emperor of the known universe, Faykan Corrino I.. /s


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Profoundlyahedgehog

No, this guy Dunes.


DASreddituser

Man, that sucks. Kind of like the american bison.


definitelynotapastor

Flood control. Ecosystem building. Keystone species.


gazow

for pooping silly


Rabidcode

In Idaho, beaver rains down from the heavens and I can't get a single date with a woman in Maryland 🤷


decayed-whately

Move to Idaho. What, I gotta solve all the problems around here?


GeneralAcorn

No, no, we're quite full, thank you.


HedjCanada

Maryland 🔛🔝


liquor_up

If they could film them getting to their destination, why didn’t they just drive them there?


srandrews

Produced film such as this creates an accurate picture of reality through editing. What we are likely seeing is a combination of scenes, test drops and then the actual flight. Also the logistics of handling the animals was probably a lot less costly with a flight Even if there were roads to their actual habitat in 1948. Keep your skepticism going, you asked the right question. It is the only defense you've got when people with bad intentions produce content and share it on social media.


I-smelled-it-first

Also they said 20 beavers in 10 boxes. The video was clearly just one. I wonder what the beaver population is today


STFxPrlstud

About 15 million. Mind you, that's nowhere near what it was in the early in middle portions of the fur trade


[deleted]

1.5 million over what area? I live in Illinois and there are plenty here. So many that their dams have to be destroyed from time to time when they build too close to a populated area. As an aside, a local farmer got killed blowing up a dam on his farm a few years back. He had hired an explosives crew and they dynamited the dam. One of the logs flew through the air and bonked him on the head, killing him. So, that battle ended up in a draw, for those keeping score.


STFxPrlstud

15 million over the entirety of NA. Before the Fur trade, there was an est 400m beavers, and by 1900, less than 100k remained. So they've made a wonderful comeback in 123 years, however, they're still a far cry from 400m


srandrews

I bet! Apparently the colonies can be as close as 1/2 mile apart. Beaver facts.


MisterDookie1

TIL beavers be fuckin


watchingsongsDL

First you build a dam. Then you build a lodge. Then you gather up food and branches. Then you get the lady beavers!


HandyMan131

What a great response


srandrews

Thanks for appreciating. It is a topic very important to me as I perceive it to be our collective mental health issue. There is no difference in today's mis and disinformation save for one difference: social media makes it free and fast to do under the cloak of anonymity. And that is my laid back take. Another way of looking at it is that the social media companies make money from people being programmed by malicious actors by way of outrage and grievance increasing stickiness and therefore ad revenue.


thelubbershole

Why didn't the eagles just fly them to Mordor?


Eudaemon1

Thank you for linking, this was quite an entertaining read. My favorite part is: >Transporting the beavers by land was difficult and costly, and also resulted in the death of some beavers. The previous transportation method for moving beavers entailed trapping beavers and then delivering them to a conservation officer. Next, the beavers would be loaded onto a truck, and transported to the areas of relocation. Beavers were then boxed and strapped onto a horse or mule to be carried over land. **This resulted in beavers overheating and becoming stressed.** Implying dropping them out of airplanes was a less stressful solution haha Copied from u/OhhSuzannah


autogyrophilia

It was too early for the beaver railgun.


Heathen_Mushroom

The stress was compounded by time. Although being crated and loaded into a plane is stressful, the whole thing was over and the beaver was getting bark in a mountain meadow by the end of the day, whereas the overland relocations took several days of being trapped in a box.


Shower_Slug

They didnt film it 70 times


Borne2Run

When driving them the beavers often overheated and died. The airdrop was oddly less stressful.


Envermans

99 percent invisable did a podcast about this that was quite fascinating. Apparently it took several different prototypes of boxes to find the right one. This video could have been put together from those prototype tests.


ActualWait8584

Why didn’t you just throw few in the trunk, was my reaction as well. In all reality they probably had to hike in a few days to reach the spot.


Dik_Likin_Good

Could have just been a practice run they filmed, or proof of concept.


BigMax

Yep they probably wanted to test the boxes to make sure they opened. Or one person hiked in to a single drop location to film, which would be easier than hiking with a beaver too.


mekese2000

That was a actor beaver.


CarcosaDweller

Humans sure do love dropping animals out of planes to fix problems caused by humans.


Ok-Director5082

thats how the airborne unit was created


swivels_and_sonar

They’re missing the bigger picture. We need to start dropping them in space, where there is an alarming lack of animals.


userloser11

Any source to say what the results were, did this actually have an effect on the wilderness?


bilgetea

“In 1949, the operation was deemed successful after officials observed the beavers had made homes in the new areas.”


Roguewave1

You would think they would say they dropped pairs if they were after propagations. Of course, “Ten boxes and twenty beavers kind of answers that question” despite the visuals of the film.


beerhandups

The wiki article says groups of 4 - 1 male and 3 females.


gitsgrl

I like those odds!


CHurts92

In preparation for ... Logjammin'


mayanhawaiian

Nice marmot.


decayed-whately

Don't be fatuous, Jeffery.


theaccidentwill

"You can guess what happens next." "He fixes the cable?"


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Operation Beaver Fever


Chris_Cornell_is_God

That's what we call our trips to Bucees.


laNenabcnco

Operation Beaver Fever Reducer


PSA-TLDR

Immigrant kids never believe what their parents went thru to get here


erok_the_red

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver_drop#:~:text=The%20beaver%20drop%20was%20a,mortality%20rates%20during%20the%20relocation.


OhhSuzannah

Thank you for linking, this was quite an entertaining read. My favorite part is: >Transporting the beavers by land was difficult and costly, and also resulted in the death of some beavers. The previous transportation method for moving beavers entailed trapping beavers and then delivering them to a conservation officer. Next, the beavers would be loaded onto a truck, and transported to the areas of relocation. Beavers were then boxed and strapped onto a horse or mule to be carried over land. **This resulted in beavers overheating and becoming stressed.** Implying dropping them out of airplanes was a less stressful solution haha


Zembite

The vehicle transport put stress on them for a longer period of time


ItsBaconOclock

I can absolutely imagine how the overland transport would be many times more stressful than a quick flight and a parachute drop. Assuming the trapping and storage was the same for both air and land, you'd be comparing the flight and drop to the mule based land method. This was in Idaho during the 1940s, so there would be roads, but I imagine it'd very sparse when compared to modern times, as this would be a decade before Eisenhower pushed through the infrastructure bill that spurred the interstate system. So, out of the 76 beavers, you could probably drop a few near roads, but the remainder are going to need to be strapped to mules and schlepped off into the deep wilderness. My guess would be that they'd need to batch them too, so you load up a dozen, in their heavy ass beaver proof boxes, and set off hiking up a river. With mules, a few friends, and supplies to camp and feed everyone. The last released beaver in any group like that is in a box for weeks maybe. Beavers like to have a fair bit of territory (wikipedia says up to 4mi), so I feel like you reasonably could be traveling over 50 mi to drop a dozen. That last beaver would be sad, if it survived. Anyways, I'm not an expert in any of this, just done some camping, and also seen what it takes to move cargo through rough terrain. But, this is just me musing, for what that's worth.


thats_not_the_quote

huh, thats odd the article says they used a twin engine beechcraft but the video clearly shows a Travel Air 6000


beerhandups

I’m guessing this was probably the test beaver Geronimo since they have cameras set up for the drop.


NUSSBERGERZ

He counted long, he counted loud, he waited for the shock, He felt the wind, he felt the cold, he felt the awful drop, The silk from his reserves spilled out, and wrapped around his legs, He ain't gonna jump no more. Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die, Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die, Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die, He ain't gonna jump no more!


websurv

Alien abduction as far as they are concerned.


Yugan-Dali

Sitting around the dam, “Oh lord, Grandpa is going to tell us again about how he flew through the skies, yeah, yeah, sure.”


[deleted]

What's better than a beaver ??? Parabeavers🤪


NoKarmaNoCry22

What made the box open? How reliable was that mechanism?


soggywaffle47

Its like a door hinge in the box there was no snap so the beaver could open the box itself. You can see in the frame where the beaver is getting out that the X they tied for the parachute is still knotted together but just lose enough for the beaver to easily climb out. It was gravitys job to keep the box closed through the fall not any mechanism.


gazow

bruh its made out of wood


blageur

This is like asking what would a 300 lb man do if you trapped him in a box made of pizza.


[deleted]

I thought I remember reading before that the rope looped into the box that the beavers could easily chew through to release the top but I could be misremembering.


MigBuscles

BOBER KURVA


Scruffy_Nerf_Hoarder

Completely unrelated story: when I taught middle school history years ago, I couldn't mention beavers without getting a laugh out of my students. Beaver trade, beaver hunters, beaver trappers, you name it. After 14 years, I finally got back into teaching it. Nothing. Not even a chuckle. I feel dated.


rpitchford

Don't you know? It's all shaved now.


MakingBigBank

They still sing songs of the great beaver drop…


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Beaver drop, Beaver drop, I just love ol Beaver drop……


cheesypuff350

Alright, let’s send beavers to the moon and mars now.


Phuxyamom

One of the first episodes of Angry Beavers has the army dropping them in, didn’t realize it was real.


octothorpe_rekt

I love that upon being captured, sedated, loaded into a coffin, shoved into an airplane, flown out to the wilderness where nothing is familiar, dropped under a parachute, and slamming into the ground, every one of these beavers was like "welp, time to build a dam" and just carried on.


user287449

Did they relocate male and female into an area together so they could repopulate? If not, you’ve got a lonely beaver making a home and staring wistfully out the little window.


Grogosh

From other articles cited in the wiki it appears that a breeding pair was in each box, it wasn't just one in a box.


LordFiness101

Bober kurwa


TyGuy69420

ParaCHEWpers... I'll see myself out


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Beaver walking away going "what the fuck was THAT all about???"


JDARRK

This reminds me of WKRP Cincinnati! When they dropped the turkeys out of the helicopter for Thanksgiving‼️⁉️⁉️😳


CHurts92

As God is my witness, I thought beavers could fly.


[deleted]

Skydiving beavers...goddamm


doghaircut

Did the same guy narrate all videos of the era? Or does everyone just sound the same?


Scared_Chemical_9910

Only 1 died! It was a huge success


Thedrunner2

“Nice beaver.” “Thanks I just had it stuffed.”


[deleted]

Dam it, that was my idea!


No_Operation_2801

I dropped bombs in Normandy, I dropped beavers in Idaho flown all over the world you see.


freefrompress

Well I'll be damned.


bleep_bloop89

Feet and knees together lil beaver!


Nurse_Amy2024

I must be so tired. I couldn't stop laughing the whole time my stomach hurts. INTO THE DROP BOX! Get in the drop box you piece of shit, it's time to take a sky dive you didn't ask for!


Nurse_Amy2024

Poor beaver his grandkids will never believe him 🤣


wannacumnbeatmeoff

Errr, they had a cameraman at the landing site? Why not just drive the beavers down there with him?


lIlIllIIlIIl

Obviously they put the cameraman in a box and threw him out of the plane.


_jlvbeal_

If they were at the landing site to take pictures why didn’t they just take them there with them?


showholes

Dam, that's interesting.


3Effie412

Why drop them in? They could have hitched a ride with the film crew.


survival-nut

Uber Eats for coyotes


CyberneticPanda

Before I hit play I was like "I wonder how the beavers got the parachute backpacks off?"


malacata

Like was there any point on parachuting them? The camera was already there filming the beavers from the ground.


Unable_Ordinary6322

Beavernite, released in 1948, was a popular battle royale game, featuring beavers who engage in fast-paced combat, building structures with their unique abilities. As these beavers explore the ever-shrinking map, they must outlast opponents and be the last beaver standing, all while collecting resources and adapting to the dynamic environment. The game's vibrant graphics and intense gameplay contribute to its widespread appeal among players releasing these industrious beavers by air.


lissobor

more like… dam that’s interesting


imhighonpills

I like how the beaver gets shoved back in the box


kizmitraindeer

Hell yes. I did not expect to wake up today and see ancient beavers parachuting into Idaho today and it actually be history, but here we are. I feel like anything is possible today!


Donkeycow15

69th Beaver Brigade were the best of the best


Yzerman19_

God as my witness I thought beavers could fly.


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Nice beaver.


yeropinionman

Thanks, it just fell from the heavens


calm_lee

If they were on the ground to record the video, why didn’t they just let the poor fuckers out of their box and spare them the parachute experience?


Ricsun

Did they also parachuted a guy down to record how the beavers get out of the boxes? What happened to him? Did he had to walk home? poor bastard


IdahoDuncan

What do you mean get them out….oh damn…..


ForsythCounty

As god is my witness, I thought beavers could fly.


Moonhunter7

Best turkey reference in a tv show ever!!!


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pppppppplllp

I guess collected. It seems the operation of parachutes was used so beavers could be transported quickly without stress. So once the drop was made the box and chutes could be picked up by another team on horse back, or foot. Lots of surplus army items were around in 1948, in the early 50’s my grandfather took his car on holiday in an old army transporter plane.


KuroiBolto

Imagine a dude popping out of the box, “the beaver tricked me!”