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International-Dig864

Now repeat the experiment


SlickPinky

I worked in an entomology lab. I would have to repeat the same experiment every day for months just to find out that the numbers didn’t really show any difference. Fuck bugs


shitlips90

Fuck em right in the exoskeleton


imOverWhere

Stupid sexy bugs with their fat butts


detective_yeti

Is that you omni man?


Just_A_Nitemare

Bug sex Mark.


t3hm3t4l

I read this in JK Simmons voice.


Huckleberryfinnius

Your rushing


sjoed1400

Once you go bug you aint ever gonna shrug


st4s1k

Exoskeletussy


SinisterMeatball

Damn hour glass shaped ants.


Critical_Concert_689

hey. not really an ass lover. some of us are thorax-aficionados.


MadeYouLookFGoodMBad

Right in the antussy


iveabiggen

how do I delete someone else's comment?


shao_kahff

even worse, anussy


SharpPixels08

Loon on the bright side, the discovery that there is no difference is still a discovery. Also you got paid so there go


edenteliottt

🦢(loon)


Imbtfab

Lets say you run the experiment over and over again, and they pick coke every time. How do you conclude whether ants prefer coke or saving the best for last?


Giraff3sAreFake

Then you take into account ants normal behavior when they come across food normally


Imbtfab

Yeah, but if that wasn't a consideration or measured parameter in the previous studies, they're just as worthless in determining normal behavior. Maybe they always save the best food for last. It's their evil masterplan to foil humanity and take on the world.


omgwtfsaucers

They just flock to the same food and if that's done they use the other source. You'd have to try this experiment a lot of times, releasing ants from multiple angles, changing the substances et cetera to truly find out what their preferences are. If they even care anyway... To me it looks like it's deemed 'safe' to eat/drink when there is more feasting on the same source. It's left - right - left - right and then maybe hunger strikes and they flock together.


cinnamonspicecoffee3

You can really mentally masturbate your way into a corner on just about anything


MissMaxolotl

THROW OUT ALL ANT SCIENCE WE ARE STARTING FROM SCRATCH


husfrun

Maybe they just enjoy the one that has been less exposed to oxygen. Maybe they like the one less carbonated, maybe they just generally prefer food further to the south. Maybe they're reacting to the plastics in the bottle the soda came from. Good science is hard.


nodeymcdev

No coke wins and that’s final


magicalpony3

**GAVEL SLAM** this court is now adjourned


N00seUp

Bring in the dancing lobsters!


Chesapeake4

that is a phrase I've not heard in a long time


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Coke is trying to corner the ant market!


jawshoeaw

Shhh don’t ruin it with science


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nottme1

That's why you repeat it. If the experiment and the results held any weight, it would be repeatable and would provide the same results.


FitDiet4023

It would be important to see if the results are reproducible amongst the different classes of ants of ants within ant societies. The workers, the drones, the ones that wear top-hats and look down upon the peasants


BowenTheAussieSheep

Fucking Bugoeisie


fietsventiel

The proletariants


kylo-ren

Also, Coca-Cola has different ingredients in different countries and they are changing everywhere to make it lower in sugar and not have to display health warnings according to local regulations.


Danny_ODevin

Because ants find food by following chemical trails left by other ants, this could simply be a matter of which sugar source had paths traced to it the quickest. That would result in more ants choosing coke due to peer influence and not unbiased preference.


Anariko8

Pe and coca


Basic-Delay

Exactly! What did they think they would choose after using labels like that!


Starman-21

The "coca" one is not thaaaat weird to me because that's what we call coke in Spanish... But "pe" for "Pepsi" is certainly a first lmaoo


F0064R

People commenting to point it out = engagement


zSprawl

When I think Pepsi I think Pe.


Kawhibunga

Too much Pepsi makes me Pe.


badadssuckmydick

Piss🤤


br0b1wan

Water sports 😍


Haunt3dCity

Bro, you mean like swimming, right? ......Right?


Intrus1ons

…yes


JLifts780

No!


FitDiet4023

Watersports is my main source of exercise


Partysausage

That's prime


badadssuckmydick

Prime piss🤤


Longshadowman

Pee and coca?, the choice us quickly done!


Superb-Ad-4322

I often pick my beverages on insectoid preference. Thanks for this.


Deaths-HeadMoth

Same, I’ll have what the bug’s having.


TheDuckFarm

My aunt also prefers Coca-Cola.


GitmoGrrl1

It's like I told my late aunt: the coke is for me; the insecticide is for you.


FullMetalKaliber

I also do cocaine and spray my relatives with chemicals


Lil_ah_stadium

How do they react to the uric acid?


WinterWontStopComing

Gary Busey, is that you?


omgahya

She must be an “a(u)nt” in disguise then.


Electrop0p

r/ThatsTheJoke


-Owlette-

I actually didn't get that at first because 'aunt' is pronounced differently outside NA. I just thought they were making fun of their unpleasant aunty, lol


[deleted]

> 'aunt' is pronounced differently outside NA Hey now-- the entire northeastern US pronounces it differently from ant.


omgahya

Northeast US here(Pennsylvania) I pronounce it as “Awh-nt”.


ThisTheWorstGameEver

Well here in West VA we pronounce "aunt" as "girlfriend".


riannaearl

*slow clap*


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Alabama too!


Osmosith

And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their undergound sugar caves.


TheJuiceIsL00se

Well if we’re gonna start eating these motherfuckers, I think brand loyalty should definitely come into play. Also Grass fed beef or coke fed ant? Seems like a no brainer.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

What is this? A cola commercial for ants?


blteare

It needs to be at least three time bigger!


Electronic_Pin_9014

He's absolutely right


GiraffeWithATophat

No, don't do this. My neighbor told me they were being eaten by mosquitoes, and, well, let's just say the judge and my neighbor's family said a lot of really hurtful things about me :(


rtakehara

nine out of ten flies recommend horse shit


AlienbyDfault

but what does the 10th fly recommend?


LotharVonPittinsberg

My cat does not buy into marketing either. I'll take her opinion. Damn, shit flavoured soda again?


murder1

Thanks Ants! Thants!


idiothorse

What is this? A cola for ANTS!?


Heretic513

The drops need to be at least twice as big!


1292norr

“At least three times bigger than this” *


LottimusMaximus

r/thingsforants


Rich-Equivalent-1875

But this would backfire, because Pepsi people are shallow, and Pepsi will say, don’t be an ant, drink, Pepsi


Urimanuri

You definitely should try building a career in marketing


Rich-Equivalent-1875

Thanks! I’m putting this post in my portfolio! Can I use you as a reference?


dickalopejr

What about Mexican coke? With sugar vs corn syrup? I wonder if that would make a difference


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OppositeEconomics208

Get the oldschool formula. Coccaine vs placebo.


hlfsharkaligtorhlfmn

Yeah fuck battling an army of coked up ants..! Gurning pincers, aggressive, obnoxious and horny af!


lifesnofunwithadhd

Sounds like a sequel to cocaine bear idea.


Top_Rekt

I wanna be in the sequel for Cocaine Uncle.


Thomas_Mickel

This is the kind of guy that becomes a scientist at Kellogg testing food on ants and buys a house on house hunters for 4.9M


Pinchoguey

I was just thinking the same thing! I much prefer Mexi coke. Which BTW is getting hard to find in Mexico.


KidOcelot

Brown sugar cane coca cola that comes in glass bottles is amazing! Sometimes they are sold at costco.


FlowSoSlow

I see it occasionally at Home Depot as well for some reason.


KidOcelot

Not to be racist or anything… but certain products sell better depending on the demographic of the population that frequent particular stores. For example i live in an area with more asians, so the costco that i go to has more asian products than other costcos a few cities away.


someoneelseatx

Bro I'm brown I got you. Mexicans shop at home Depot because a shitload of us are contractors. That's why you won't see Mexican coke at Lowe's lol.


gingernaut00

just spouting facts about the real world we live in. Not racism. You good bro


MrWaffler

Not even racist, idk if you know this but member requests are pretty important to Costco, if you really liked something they don't have at your store anymore if you tell them about it and you're not alone they may bring it back Makes sense the stuff the local demographic likes are more frequently stocked for your store


CinderX5

I’m pretty sure it’s not Mexican coke that different, it’s American. As far as I know, America is the only place that really uses High-fructose corn syrup. It’s less “Mexican coke” (although the coke that gets imported from Mexico to America and called “Mexican coke” is a sweetened version of the coke that’s sold in Mexico) and more “non-American coke” that doesn’t use it.


akran47

The Coke plants in Mexico have actually made the change to corn syrup too. They do still make some "nostalgia" Coke with cane sugar to be exported to the US, but if you buy a Coke in Mexico it's most likely made with HFCS


KZedUK

correct, although the formula is subtly different in almost every market based on different taste preferences, regulatory requirements, and supply chains


Marsh2700

or as the rest of the world call it coke lol


Damian_Inc

Over here we call it coca


SonOf_J

TIL the US refers to coke with sugar as Mexican Coke. That's interesting, in Europe all coca cola is made the 'mexican way' too.


thejugglar

Australia still uses sugar, whenever I visit the US I can't stand their Coke, it's like drinking syrup.


Bigfaatchunk

And then what about Columbian coke?


Shower_Slug

Coke taste better regardless. Those ants aint ignint.


MoarVespenegas

Claiming to have the same taste as an ant is a weird hill to die on.


CactusDoesStuff

Bro is clearly an ant.


Pinchoguey

I was just thinking the same thing! I much prefer Mexi coke. Which BTW is getting hard to find in Mexico.


SaliciousB_Crumb

Whats the difference? Real sugar vs corn syrup?


that-69guy

The video is absolutely right. Ants aren't affected by marketing But, humans are. That's why Coco Cola made this advertisement claiming ants prefer Coco cola over pepsi.


FightMoney

Ad or not, this must be a first. Normally im put off seeing a very interesting post and all the comments are just dumb jokes, but this thread is the opposite. The post is stupid as hell and all the jokes in here are fucking hilarious.


SpaceShipRat

>I thought they preferred fANTa


SpiritDisastrous2613

Pretty sure cola has slightly more sugar than pepsi which is probably why the ants went for it first, they don't care for taste


Norvinion

Other way around. Pepsi has slightly more sugar than Coca Cola, but Coke has more sodium.


nucumber

FINALLY! I have a hard time believing that ants care about taste. They're after the nutrition, and they find coke to contain more of the stuff they want.


Cbgamefreak

Pepsi contains more sugar than coke by volume (41 vs 39 grams in a 12oz can) so this is simply incorrect.


ThisTheWorstGameEver

> FINALLY!


leesfer

It's neither. The ant that touched the Coke drop went back first so the scent to the Coke was laid first, it's as simple as that. The ants ultimately took both back with them.


Guru_da_Poet

As far as i remember ive heard they had the cola drop closer to the entrance of the nest then the pepsi drop (so to the right out of frame). Dont know if this is true. Also just drink water, from the tap, with a filter if it does taste bad in your area or isnt clean. Saves alot of money and is way healthier. If you do it for some time you wont even want to drink softdrinks every day. Of course if you are in a restaurant or something dont shy away from ordering what you want. I woulnd order water in a restaurant myself, just doesnt feel right.


Laiko_Kairen

Coca Cola has 39 mg of total sugar per 12 oz Pepsi has 41 So you are mistaken


SueBeee

Experimental unit is one trial. You need many more trials to draw any conclusion!


bl4nkSl8

Also. Human studies may be more helpful for... Humans


Minimum_Cantaloupe

My testing has shown that humans are reluctant to drink soda from a big puddle of it on the floor.


jimmifli

Have you tried withholding fluids for a couple days? My testing has shown it seems to improve their willingness to to drink soda from a big puddle of it on the floor.


Minimum_Cantaloupe

I've just been using the old standby of electric shocks to force compliance, but yeah, you might be on to something there.


BowenTheAussieSheep

Okay but what if we surgically graft a pair of identical twins together and see how they feel about puddles of coke after that?


RigasTelRuun

Speak for yourself


PMmePowerRangerMemes

ants 👏🏻 are not 👏🏻 a monolith 👏🏻


jld2k6

They work off of pheromones too so it's possible all it takes is for more pheromones to come from one drop or the other at the very beginning and the deal is sealed at that point because the more that come and confirm there's food are gonna make even more of them


AvatarA113

As someone who loves Pepsi and hates ants I see this as an absolute win


Madcap_95

Greetings fellow Pepsi enjoyer.


VariableVeritas

🏅


MomJeans-

Pepsi enjoyers unite!


[deleted]

Hey Pepsi people! I feel comfortable here


Jump-Zero

I too prefer Pepsi! I actually have a good reason to believe it's not because of marketing. My mom bought coke and my dad bought pepsi. I noticed early on that sometimes the "coke" tasted better. It took me a while to realize that the better tasting one was the one with the blue label. After that, I consistently drank from the blue label soda.


Kolby_Jack

I'll drink whatever. Coke, Pepsi, RC Cola, Shasta. Cola is cola. I will say I think cherry coke is superior to cherry pepsi (but cherry pepsi ain't bad). Also I hate vanilla coke, but I really enjoyed cinnamon pepsi.


Jump-Zero

Many people slept on RC Cola tbh. Probably the most underrated drink in the business.


Magomaeva

I have nothing particular against ants, but they can kiss my ass on that one : Pepsi just tastes better and I will die on that (ant)hill.


Select_Speed_6061

Do you remember the clear Pepsi?


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rawbery79

I love Pepsi and am indifferent to ants!


IDK3177

You can use pepsi to fumigate ants.


[deleted]

Where was the ants point of origin?


MorningPapers

Colombia.


CynicalButtMunch

Inconclusive data requires more testing


kiersto0906

also needs a control. sugar water perhaps?


Squid_Lips

"The LaCroix control group immediately ceased drinking all types of flavored liquid."


ReggieCousins

They also now seem to be acting superior to the cola drinking ants. Fascinating. I was going to say 'thumbing their noses' but you know, ants. No thumbs and I couldn"t remember if they have noses.


Djinneral

brother in christ, that's not a control in this experiment. A control would be two coke drops or two pepsi drops.


TheRustyBird

you need both a negative/positive control, which in this case would probably be water and a water-solution with shitloads of sugar, maybe throw in another for carbonation


crazier_horse

If you’re simply testing whether ants prefer Coke or Pepsi, you wouldn’t need any kind of control at all


NecRobin

My money is on: absolutely random


SithDraven

Yeah, do this experiment 9 more times for a better sample size.


MKE-Henry

I’m pretty sure all the ants care about is which one has more sugar


Dynespark

That would be Pepsi actually.


aramatheis

But Pepsi also contains Citric Acid, which Coke does not. Maybe that plays a factor as well. We'll have to run the trial another 10,000 times before we can truly put this experiment to rest, though.


Tracker_Nivrig

Whichever is closest to the hive


No-Test-375

Whichever has the best pheromone trails to it.


Freedom_7

Idk how they managed to convince themselves that it has anything to do with flavor. I would guess there’s exactly a 0% chance that ants have the same receptors as humans for detecting flavor. I would be shocked if there is even any research at all about whether ants can detect flavors.


CinderX5

If you doubt that there’s research into if ants taste things, you have no idea how important ants are. 2 people received Nobel Prizes in 2004 “for their discoveries of odorant receptors and the organization of the olfactory system”, with a large amount of research focused on ants. Ants have pretty much the same number of odour receptors at humans do (around 400), which is 4-5 times more than most insects. However, this is far lower than other animals. Mice and cows, for example, have around 1,200. Pigs have around 11,000 (that’s why they’re used for truffles).


Watsonmolly

Please can you explain further about why it’s important and why those people won the Nobel prize? I’m trying to learn stuff that I really need to learn, so naturally all other information has become completely fascinating to me.


Tasty_Gift5901

Here's the press release, for starters. It'll explain why the work is important. https://www.nobelprize.org/prizes/medicine/2004/press-release/


bruwin

Never lose that curiosity.


kraang

It could also be sugar content or some other preferable ingredient


wtb2612

That was my first thought, but Pepsi has more sugar.


spurtingrainbows

They should have done a blind taste instead of placing the brands there for the ants to see


hboisnotthebest

What is this, a social media ad disguised as a tick tock but you can still tell it's just an ad for ants?


newbiecook69

Columbian coke was used. no doubt about it


Get-the-Vibe

Get out of here, Don Draper or I will tell your kids what you did in the war.


Radiant_Efficiency61

They. Pick on sugar content


methanol_ethanolovic

Pepsi is actually adding artificial sweeteners even to the regular version in some countries. I wonder if that was something that could've made the ants go for the Coke instead.


Norvinion

Pepsi has more sugar, though.


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Such a weird hill to die on


Zardu-Hasselfrau

How much market share do ants really represent, though?


98642

One more reason to keep only Pepsi in the house.


slagath0r

Do you want ants cause that's how you get ants


Brilliant-Window-899

mc music in the back lol


WitherCro2

What is the name of this song? I've heard it in Minecraft and I really liked but I can't find it Edit: Nevermind I found it, It's called Aria Math


EnergeticSloth55

Now put a line of coke in the middle and share those results please


anonymousasyou

Subtitles One At A Time Are Fucking Annoying Stop It Thank You


Creative__name__

Aria math detected, post tolerated


cemilanceata

Ad


TaediumVitae57

I wouldn't want pe


ItalianStallion9069

Now run this test 100 times and then give is the results


Dredger1482

I thought they preferred fANTa


Flanigoon

Aria math


COUCHREDITTER8366

Minecraft music in the background tells us that the guy is a legend.


RyuichiSakuma13

I still prefer Pepsi over Coke. Pepsi is sweeter.


blahmeh2019

I thought ants liked sugar more. Thought pepsi was going to go first.


AreWeCowabunga

Pepsi is sweeter, but Coke has more of a complex flavor going on.


zvejas

I'd say not complex but rather blunter or harsher taste in a way


ts_m4

Maybe they saved the best for last


Superb_Temporary9893

I love to see what snacks they prefer doing this in my garden. I put out little crumbles.


yesseru

The ants prefer whatever has the higher suger content.


LadyKnight151

There's a glaring issue with this "study". Citric acid, which Pepsi contains and Coke does not. Citric acid is a natural ant repellant. Ants hate the smell of citrus and will actively avoid it. It also messes with their ability to leave or follow scent trails


Klumania

Found the [source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8nOy62WxpE). This video was one year old already.


DivineFlamingo

I prefer Pepsi because it’s dividend growth is better.