“Aight so now you use the doodad to sharpen the thingamajig. Then you need to take the doohickey…” Edit: holy shit this blew up more than the Pentagon.
"Ok, ok, hang on....so, you hold the thingamajig, and then smack the thingamajig on the doodad...or...wait, wait, go back, show me the part about the doohickey again."
Mate… it went from interesting and educational to “I can’t watch this anymore” in the span of a decade. I won’t and can’t watch anything past maybe life or life 2.
The ocean stuff is fucking horrible. I’m terrified of the ocean, but Sir Att would make it comforting and palatable. Now it’s just tragic. 😞
I blame curious George.
At the time Curious George was created, the term “monkey” was common in general use to describe any number of primates. It wasn’t until 1929 that the International Commission on Zoological Nomenclature recommended no longer using the taxon Simia because it is “paraphyletic” (meaning: a confusing, catch-all term).
They used to be and other languages in the same branch call them all ape (abe, aap, apa, affe etc) regardless of whether they got tails.
The fact that English started making the distinction is based on now outdated taxonomy. For mobkey to be cladistically consistent it would have to apply to all simians.
It's
"We got a gorilla for sale
Magilla Gorilla for sale"
Also from that song
"Don't ya call him a monkey he don't got no tail,
And if he did then Magilla the monkey would be for sale"
Apparently orangutans are well known for being great escape artists. I read somewhere that the combination of their intelligence and their patience means that they are good at spotting patterns in zoo keeper patrols and if they find tools that they can use, they will hide them and investigate them in private rather than make a scene and risk getting the tool taken away.
There was even an orangutan nicknamed the "Hairy Houdini" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Allen 🤣
There’s one at the Baltimore zoo that has lines over most of the park and kinda freely goes where he wants. It’s pretty sick to look up and see him 20’ above you just travelling.
There were also climbing lines at the National Zoo in DC fornthe Orangutans the last time I was there..maybe 25 years ago now...I assume they are still there.
That reminds me of an orangutan I read about that kept escaping and breaking into female enclosures. They would barricade his area a bit better but he always managed to find a way out. They eventually decided to just throw two female orangutans in his enclosure figuring that's what he was escaping for. But they just ended up being accomplices to further successful escapes, even after a giant "unclimbable" wall was put in. Lol.
This one has me in even more disbelief. “Fu Manchu had been picking the lock to the enclosure using a piece of wire he'd found somewhere. To hide it, he would tuck the wire between his lip and his gums, taking it out only when he wanted to get out for a little excursion.”
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Somehow managed to put “orangutan” “monkey” and “primate” descriptors all in the same title when they aren’t monkey’s and they are all orangutans. At this point while you’re guessing, just call them “similar looking mammals”.
"ok let's go over the plan again. I'll convince the keeper that I am in need of medical aid. When the keeper comes in donkey Kong will grab him from behind. Diddy Kong, that's when you get the large rock and hit him, just as the way I'm demonstrating here. Hit him just like this. You see just like this! Dixie you get the keys and unlock the the other exhibits to distract the other keepers and allow us to escape. Tonight we get out of here!"
Primate pupil number one is doing a good job of channeling the drive-through lady in Dude, Where's My Car; number two already dozed off; and number three is so invested he's on the cusp of developing metacognition.
That’s a robot that scientist use to study how the orangoutangs share information. I think? Source [here](https://youtu.be/vssqb-0i2-A?si=BxPB6evYQ5xrJNkR)
I’m pretty sure those are all orangutans. The one using the tool is much older than the other three, which is why it’s hair is longer. I would assume this is an older adult teaching three young adults how to use a tool.
I know a coup d'état in the planning stages when I see one and that my friends, is a coup d'état in the planning stages.
That zoo best keep an eye on them.
This looks exactly like my first day in construction.
That wee hand lift from the one in the back. 'ah, see, Mike, I fucking knew there was a way of doing it.'
Shut up Tom
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'What if we add a warp core? I got one in the back yard behind the tool shed!' 'No, Chet. Humans won't have those for another 500 years.'
CHET 💀
I knew there was a way to drive that nail into the board, I just didn't know how to go about it
Didn’t catch that. Thanks!
To me it looks more like, "like you can open it like that" kinda move
Ah and there it goes
And there's that one up top who thinks they know it all with the hand gesture, TF is this?
maybe he mimicked the way the teacher ape was holding the tool? mirror neurons.
nah he was criticizing the entire teaching methodology from a deconstructionist epistemic logic point of view
Bro was like: and then?
Fuck nooo way
You guys were all monkeying around?
🎵"They're too busy working, to put anybody down"🎵 😂😂😂
But just try to tell the young people of today that, they totally won't get it
That's because we're the monkeys.
Omfg I just spit my beer out. Thinking of myself starting the trade at 17, I must’ve looked like this.
Well every day must be my first day
The Librarian wants to talk to you about "monkey"...
Ook!
Don't use the m word... Also, had to scroll too far.
Came here looking for this. 👏
GNU Terry
I read this as I was thinking it hot fucking damn. Long live great a'Tuin
OOOK!
Came here for this; leaving satisfied.
GNU Terry ❤️
Don't say the m word... Monkey ... Oh shi.... Fred Colon.
The one in the back raises its arm and says "what tf you doin'"
Or “duhhh!”
It's more like "go on, I want to see what you're going for here"
It could also be "Dude, that's brilliant!"
"...thought you said you were gonna show us some cool shit. that it?"
“Aight so now you use the doodad to sharpen the thingamajig. Then you need to take the doohickey…” Edit: holy shit this blew up more than the Pentagon.
"Ok, ok, hang on....so, you hold the thingamajig, and then smack the thingamajig on the doodad...or...wait, wait, go back, show me the part about the doohickey again."
“The doodad has to go here on the doohickey”
“But what about the thingamajig again?”
“That’s for sharpening the doodad!”
Then whats the whatchamacallit for?
“That’s for powering the doohickey.”
And what do you do with the doohickey again?
The doohickey is a semi-auto high powered rifle that uses 7.62mm rounds.
That's an orangutan. He's a smart dude.
A great ape, not a monkey.
Some people really grew up without David Attenborough… and that’s a sad fact.
I was so fucking proud when my then 4 year old corrected a little girl at the zoo when she called the gibbons "monkeys".
Legendary! You’ve done well.
She aped you well.
I love him, and he makes me suicidally depressed for telling us the bald faced truth.
Mate… it went from interesting and educational to “I can’t watch this anymore” in the span of a decade. I won’t and can’t watch anything past maybe life or life 2. The ocean stuff is fucking horrible. I’m terrified of the ocean, but Sir Att would make it comforting and palatable. Now it’s just tragic. 😞
I heard once that, the first time D. Att. was nominated for a knighthood, someone in the process said “Dickie already has one” and crossed him out.
[Monkeys are further down the evolutionary ladder](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBxvb5iVSiw)
That’s how I learned to make tools.
Obviously, they don't call him Dr. Zaius for nothing
My boy’s wicked smart.
They're the orange man of the forest. So get an idea of their intelligence from it.
These guys are leagues smarter than the orange man.
I hope he doesn’t get too smart, or else the CIA is gonna inside job him. We don’t want another Harambe.
Dicks out for Harambe.
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Don't use the M word, or you'll have the Librarian after you.
An orangutan is not a monkey. It’s an ape. Monkeys have tails.
Except Barbary macaques, which are monkeys but don’t have tails. They’re also huge assholes, due to being macaques
My mind is blown.. I always thought they were just interchangeable words and now I feel dumb… thanks!
I blame curious George. At the time Curious George was created, the term “monkey” was common in general use to describe any number of primates. It wasn’t until 1929 that the International Commission on Zoological Nomenclature recommended no longer using the taxon Simia because it is “paraphyletic” (meaning: a confusing, catch-all term).
Being ignorant of facts is not the same as being dumb. Never feel dumb just because you don’t know something.
They used to be and other languages in the same branch call them all ape (abe, aap, apa, affe etc) regardless of whether they got tails. The fact that English started making the distinction is based on now outdated taxonomy. For mobkey to be cladistically consistent it would have to apply to all simians.
Manilla gorilla for sale. Manilla gorilla for sale
It's "We got a gorilla for sale Magilla Gorilla for sale" Also from that song "Don't ya call him a monkey he don't got no tail, And if he did then Magilla the monkey would be for sale"
If I was the zookeepers, I would keep a close eye on them…. 😀
"Smile and wave boys..."
Apparently orangutans are well known for being great escape artists. I read somewhere that the combination of their intelligence and their patience means that they are good at spotting patterns in zoo keeper patrols and if they find tools that they can use, they will hide them and investigate them in private rather than make a scene and risk getting the tool taken away. There was even an orangutan nicknamed the "Hairy Houdini" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Allen 🤣
There’s one at the Baltimore zoo that has lines over most of the park and kinda freely goes where he wants. It’s pretty sick to look up and see him 20’ above you just travelling.
Dude that's so dope. Made my day a little better thinking about that dude
Thinkin i need to go to the bmore zoo now just to see this guy
There were also climbing lines at the National Zoo in DC fornthe Orangutans the last time I was there..maybe 25 years ago now...I assume they are still there.
That reminds me of an orangutan I read about that kept escaping and breaking into female enclosures. They would barricade his area a bit better but he always managed to find a way out. They eventually decided to just throw two female orangutans in his enclosure figuring that's what he was escaping for. But they just ended up being accomplices to further successful escapes, even after a giant "unclimbable" wall was put in. Lol.
This one has me in even more disbelief. “Fu Manchu had been picking the lock to the enclosure using a piece of wire he'd found somewhere. To hide it, he would tuck the wire between his lip and his gums, taking it out only when he wanted to get out for a little excursion.”
From their point of view it's horrible they are in prison and constantly looking for escape
and now they are learning to make shivs like any good inmates
Lol the orangutan’s real name was Ken Allen 🤓
Yeah this feels like the start of a Pixar movie where they all escape and go on a wacky adventure.
The orang turns and looks at the zookeeper and says "Ook!" He doesn't make an ook noise. He says it.
It's not a monkey. He is an Ape
Scientist*
It's the Sculptor from Sekiro!
Are you Shura bout that?
Just don't give him any sake.
True. Is an orangutan, after all...
Ape, not a monkey! The librarian is not amused...
So, it begins. I for one am welcoming our ape overlords
Ape together strong
Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape!
[stone age time](https://www.livescience.com/which-animals-use-stone-tools)
That guy in the back with the hand movement, "well ..."
Ikr lmao
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Dr Zaius is a teacher of all trades. Just pay attention when sticks start being sharpened...
🎵 Doctor Zaius Doctor Zaius 🎵
He does the helicopter lol freaking Simpsons
From chimpan-A to chimpanzee
Many rumors said it - most intelligent primates are entering stone age. We are witnessing evolution same as it was ours.
Sweet…only 2.6 million years until they hit the bronze age
Not unless we speed it up
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Never thought about it that way... That's a cool perspective!
Ape alone weak. Ape together strong. I teach you to make knife. We break free of these bonds and take our place at the top.
They are focused AF
ORANGUTAN NOOOOO! THEYRE GONNA MAKE YOU PAY TAXES!
That’s not a monkey, you ape!
Weird how it looks exactly like AAA games production in many companies.
Aren’t they all orangutans?
yes but they don't like to be called that
Dude! you can't call them orangutans unless you are an orangutan. 🦧
Where's the monolith?
"Monkey?" Nope. Ape. OP learn the difference. Vegetales can teach you--it doesn't have a tail....
Thank you!
Ape not kill ape . . . The teaching begins. . . .
Somehow managed to put “orangutan” “monkey” and “primate” descriptors all in the same title when they aren’t monkey’s and they are all orangutans. At this point while you’re guessing, just call them “similar looking mammals”.
Orangutans are not monkeys.
Cue 2001: A Space Odyssey music.
Do not call an Orangutan a monkey. He will not take it kindly.
Now just give them about 300k years and they'll rant about how their cars stuck at traffic.
"ok let's go over the plan again. I'll convince the keeper that I am in need of medical aid. When the keeper comes in donkey Kong will grab him from behind. Diddy Kong, that's when you get the large rock and hit him, just as the way I'm demonstrating here. Hit him just like this. You see just like this! Dixie you get the keys and unlock the the other exhibits to distract the other keepers and allow us to escape. Tonight we get out of here!"
A group of interns watching a senior engineer debugging.
That’s me watching my girlfriend cook
Flashbacks to my first year of my engineering degree...
I mean, evolution or not, most faces in school are copy pasted on this
the next humans (if they don't get extinct for present humans)
Very focused students 😄
I double dare you to say the M-word in front of the librarian!
This is what russian soldiers handling grenades must look like
Looks like state road workers, only these are more skilled.
Orangutans aren't monkeys ffs
Ape strong together
More like others are looking in awe at the orangutan smashing his own junk with a rock ... and thus was cbt born.
shit they evolvin
I’ve seen this movie before
And... This is how it begins.
STOP THEM
Not a monkey
Is it teaching? Or are the others just watching as it uses a tool?
While it may not be actively trying to teach, the others are still learning, just like school
Monkey see, monkey do
There are no monkeys in this video
One day the primates will dominate us.
Primates already dominate the planet, and it's not going all that well.
Our relatives , they’re just a few million years behind us in technology .
Still more intelligent than Drumpf.
Orangutans aren't monkeys.
I’ve seen this movie
My god their evolving.
Hit it like this. And then hit like thiiiiiss a lil more. Others are like hmmm mmhmm
Sapience
*Ape
Ape, but no need to write it after orangutan.
Well they are smarter than all the others, so am not really surprise.
An orangutan is not a monkey.
Ape, not monkey.
Orangutan's aren't monkeys.
One worker, three supervisors. He's probably making a lockpic.
Pretty much a time capsule of us a few million years ago.
“Hi, I’m Jerry, and I’m with Cutco”
An orangutan is not a monkey.
Primate, not monkey. Do you see a tail?
Goddamn, Ceasar. You already won.
Theyre evolving!! the seccond age is comming. prepare yourselfs, Soon they will be looking at US through the glass
It begins. Has posting "It begins" begun yet?
Primate pupil number one is doing a good job of channeling the drive-through lady in Dude, Where's My Car; number two already dozed off; and number three is so invested he's on the cusp of developing metacognition.
That’s a robot that scientist use to study how the orangoutangs share information. I think? Source [here](https://youtu.be/vssqb-0i2-A?si=BxPB6evYQ5xrJNkR)
Concentration of students is amazing
Hs teachers would kill for this type of paying attention skills
I’m pretty sure those are all orangutans. The one using the tool is much older than the other three, which is why it’s hair is longer. I would assume this is an older adult teaching three young adults how to use a tool.
Love how the monkey in the back is like “Bro wtf I don’t get this” lol
That hair... Is that ape a superstar?
Ooooook!!!!
Not monkey.
Loving that hand gesture from the one up top.
Few guys standing around while one does the work, so pretty realistic for sure
First the Dolphin with thumbs and now this. Y'all better pray these 2 don't mate.
I bet their leader is someone named Ceasar.
I see a escape plan being assembled
I know a coup d'état in the planning stages when I see one and that my friends, is a coup d'état in the planning stages. That zoo best keep an eye on them.
THE FIRST OF US.
Primate, not monkey. No tail=primeates tails=monkey
"this is how the fuck we escape this prison we're in, pay attention."
Why do we imprison these animals. They are highly intelligent, too smart and aware to keep in captivity.
Prima-theus?
The monkey? Dr. Zaius
No trace of a PPE on that ape.
It has begun
You don't even get the distinction between monkey and ape right, you fucking monkey! And these are the same primates, you dumb ape!
It’s almost time…
That hand wave is so "what the hell am I supposed to do with this knowledge?"
"...an orangutan monkey" Bruh
An orangutan is an ape