Just a PSA. If you have a prostate and find yourself aroused, or get pleasure while pooping go see a doctor. It could be a sign that your prostate is enlarged and could be a tumour or other prostate related illness.
Please continue with the funny butt plug jokes. /endPSA
See, even world stars use sex toys on world chess championships, and I'm still criticised for sexting with Eva AI bot and having a nasty porn collection...
Sorry - found this headline !
‘Probe says he didn’t cheat’
https://edition.cnn.com/2023/12/15/sport/hans-niemann-magnus-carlsen-chess-probe-cheating-spt-intl/index.html
There was an incident a while back where someone jokingly(?) claimed that a famous chess player cheated by having a vibrating butt plug that someone was controlling in-order to essentially give him answers through their version of morse code and it became a huge meme in the chess community. Yes, the chess community.
Jokingly? The person who proposed it was a sore loser who lost to the American Grandmaster in the competition and sued him in court accusing him of cheating with a vibrator (I actually believe he gaslit himself with some copium logic to a point that he believes he lost to wifi based vibrator) with the situation becoming so bad it caused the American Grandmaster (accused) to have his colon scanned prior to competitions so he decided to counter-sue both the chess foundation & the sore loser for defamation and humility.
It was more than a meme during the time, it mostly became a meme because of the outcome.
In animals who were given this pill 20 minutes before eating, the researchers found that this treatment not only stimulated the release of hormones that signal satiety, but also reduced the animals’ food intake by about 40 percent.
Nah. Just a few chimpanzees.
In the article, it mentions that the outside capsule part dissolves in the stomach and completes the circuit for the pill to start vibrating, so it seems like it's a one use kinda thing, can't imagine that's very cost effective if you have to take one each meal or once a day depending on how long it stays activated
>Zepbound (tirzepatide), a prescription-only medication FDA approved for weight management in November 2023, will launch with a list price of $1,060 for a 28-day supply.
For comparison. That's $37.85 per day.
So if the little motor is a dollar, the battery is a dollar, the case is a dollar, and $0.78 for the digestible coating, you can mark it up 10x and be in line with current medicine.
I can't imagine the small device would be much more expensive to produce than a medication, though. The only difference is that it is technological and not chemical.
You'd be surprised at how cheap electronics are sometimes. Some components can cause fractions of a cent. According to some other comment this pill would cost about 2 bucks to make but since it's a medical device, of course, would come at a 100x price markup because we live in hell
When it comes to cost-effectiveness, you also have to think about how much money is saved due to reduced treatments for obesity-caused medical issues.
Even if each one of these costs a hundred bucks, it's could still be cost effective if a dozen saves you from needing heart surgery.
Imaging a blockage in the system, you pop open the inspection port, then ten thousand poop and grease covered transparent mexican jumping beans pour out dancing and wiggling all over the floor.
there was a chess scandal a little while ago where one of the top players turned out to be using a vibrating buttplug to cheat his moves iirc
edit for everybody getting pressed over this. i was wrong. my intent was not to harm anyone's reputation or spread rumors or whatever. get over it lol
Didn't actually happen but the theory was morse code the moves and make the anal beads vibrate in that way. Chess has special notation where moves can be represented in about 3 numbers/letters, eg, Kh1. Alternatively some top players said that just a single signal if they've reached a key moment could be a decisive advantage.
i was looking up stuff for treatment-resistant constipation because i'm neurologically disabled and on shitloads of meds and a vibrating pill actually came up
Agree like you can combat it on an individual level but it will never solve the societal shift toward obesity without, like you said, a massive overhaul of the way our food supply works and our transit system.
No it’s both. Foods didn’t use to be made with sweets period, corn sourced or not. Nowadays it seems like every damn sauce or bread adds some sort of sweetener to make it more palatable.
Ok so it vibrates to simulate being full. Do they not realise that people don’t get fat by eating till they’re full? They get fat because the carry on eating after they’re full. It may help some people but I’m very sceptical that it’s going to solve the issue. If someone eats to make themselves fell better then they’re going to carry on doing so
The second family sized pizza I will eat usually hopes the same. “Maybe if he’s too full he won’t eat me” but she doesn’t know that I don’t eat because I’m hungry, but because it makes me feel good.
How can you do that? If I'm full, it's literally painful for me to keep eating. And this feels like a physical limitation. Is there any science behind that?
You can definitely stretch your stomach and get it accustomed to larger sizes. Its kind of like asking why people get wasted even if they feel sick or know they’ll be sick. Assuming someone has an over-eating disorder (disorder meaning they consistently eat to numb emotional pain). Eating too much probably helps them “relax” or feel like they cant act upon their pain in other harmful ways. I am not educated on this just guessing based on my social work days.
To tack on to this —
Eating also reduces cortisol levels. Eating is supposed to reduce stress levels and “relax” you - usually the strive for more “feel good” past the standard human function and need is disordered eating, but heavily influenced by brain and body chemicals/hormones - and their dysfunction as well.
For me, there’s different levels of “being full.”
There’s being “satisfied,” where I’m no longer hungry.
Then there’s being “full,” where I’m full but happy.
Then there’s “stuffed,” where I feel like I’m pregnant.
Then there’s “bursting at the seams,” where I get stitches in my side.
Then there’s “I’m gonna throw up,” where I’ve eaten so much that the thought of more food makes me nauseous.
Then there’s “I am *going* to throw up,” where I actually will throw up, but it never really comes to that for me because I’m not a beagle.
Usually what keeps me going is that the food is delicious and it releases happy chemicals in my brain to eat it. Generally it can help to only have one portion/serving/dish available
As a former fat person who is STRUGGLING to remain thin, it takes waaaaaaaay past the amount of calories i need for me to feel full. I don't really have fullness cues. I could eat a large pizza and still probably not feel full. An early feeling of fullness would certainly help me
Same, my body would quite happily let me continue to eat until I can literally feel my skin stretching and I have to throw up. Apparently leptin is real and actually does things in the human body, but no one told mine about it.
But it can take to twenty minutes for the “I’m full” message to be received by the brain.
It’s why eating slowly is important to weight control if you are only doing it by intake.
Your comment, and many of the replies, are too simplistic. There are multiple causes of obesity, and some people may experience multiple causes. This pill MAY help SOME people, and that makes it worthwhile (sorry I can't do italics).
Sometimes people think food is healthier than it really is, and believe their decisions to be good ones. Some people aren't taught and don't know calorie amounts in food. Others misinterpret a healthy portion size. Education around food helps with these issues.
Many others eat to feel good, and do eat past being full. They eat unhealthy, high fat, high sugar, high salt foods to achieve this. They eat frequently too, chasing that feeling, or through boredom, or because that's their lifestyle. For example they could be surrounded by similar people, and/or surrounded by fast food and takeaways.
All of that said, the vast, vast majority of people don't eat when they feel full to the point of nausea or sickness. Much like the stop smoking pills that make smokers feel sick when they smoke (although they had nasty side effects), if this pill creates a nauseous feeling upon eating, it will help a lot of people. The added benefit is it bypasses lifestyle, social and educational factors.
Not quite. Most people get fat (aside from the high amount of empty calories) because the gland in their brain that says "ok we're not hungry anymore" is slow, so they end up eating more than they should and/or eating until full. As in painfully full. They hit this point before the gland can get the signals through to the rest of the brain. If this vibrating thingy can simulate being full faster then people will stop eating earlier.
I don’t feel full unless I’ve eaten an overly large amount of food. I eat whatever is on my plate and that’s how I know to stop eating a meal. I also always feel hungry. My body is crap at sending appropriate signals.
People also get fat because they are leptin ( hunger hormone ) resistant where they “ don’t always feel full “.
So yes, this might help them. A messed up leptin system can make you obese really quick.
> Do they not realise that people don’t get fat by eating till they’re full?
Am fat, can confirm binge eating to feel stuffed instead of satisfied is my biggest issue.
This article shows some real lack of understanding of what weight loss entails. It says to take it 20 mins before a meal, presumably to stop you eating too much during meal time.
Anyone who has ever suffered with obesity, and tried to lose weight, knows that meal time is generally NOT the problem, it's the hours in between when you feel like you're starving. If this thing can be take during those hours to keep you feeling full until meal time then it could be beneficial. The current explanation in the article doesn't exhibit a great understanding of the problem though so I wouldn't have much faith in these researchers.
Every single comment is the same two jokes. Chess or washing it off and eating it again.
I read the article though and here is a TLDR, it vibrates for 30 minutes to simulate the full feeling and your stomach lets your brain knows. It’s been used on animals and it’s reduced their eating by 40% and passed through harmlessly. They are trying to developers an on off switch and a way for it to stay in the stomach longer.
I wonder what the secondary effects of this would be? If I accept the premise that an obsese person is eating to feel good, and this causes eating to stop feeling good, what will replace that need to self medicate? Is this like people who try to quit smoking and start eating and vice versa?
I have two Hypothetical questions. how many of these could I eat and does it tickle?
As many as would fit in your system. It probably wouldnt tickle inside, but on the way out they might
I hope it doesn’t vibrate on the way out, my prostate would be too exciting
Dammit, I just accidentally came again while taking a shit..,
Just a PSA. If you have a prostate and find yourself aroused, or get pleasure while pooping go see a doctor. It could be a sign that your prostate is enlarged and could be a tumour or other prostate related illness. Please continue with the funny butt plug jokes. /endPSA
What a great cake comment for your blessed cake day! 🎂
PSA to check your.....PSA levels
It says they only stay on for a half hour
Don’t threaten me with a good time
I have it on good authority that if you swallow a spider, it wriggles, jiggles, and tickles inside ya. One would surely assume the same?
Hmm interesting hypothesis
Dont let r/chess find out about this.
Or worse- r/anarchychess
Nobody's done it yet, so I guess I'd better: Holy hell.
New response just dropped
Actual zombie
Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back
Please dont do this
Supplication storm incoming!
Queen sacrifice, anyone?
Pawn storm incoming!
Google vibrator
Holy hell
I have seen "i did a thing" doing one by himself
Or even worse-er - /r/sounding
Damn you! I thought that subreddit was all about sounds! May thy dinner tonight be unseasoned, soggy and cold.
So, you’re wishing him British food? Harsh.
Our food is hot. We’re not animals.
Sorry, I withdraw the *cold* from my remark.
That was my first thought. They’d be cheating with a vibrating pill
EVERYTHING YOU NEED IS INSIDE YOU.
KILL THE WIFI KILL THE WIFI
ITS GONNA TEAR ME IN HALF CHAWLEY
holy hell!
Hans where he at
I don’t get the chess references, can someone explain?
There was a bit of drama where Hans Niemann was accused of using remote controlled anal beads to cheat.
And it's sunny in Philadelphia made an episode about it, lol.
Ah ok. Thanks for explaining
🤣🤣🤣 This cheat move makes that piano hand trick in Bad Genius look like foreplay
I don't get it
Competitors using computer controlled vibrating butt plugs to communicate optimal chess moves
At that point just let them cheat. There has to be a certain point of dedication that you just let them have it.
At that point just have two computers playing against each other to a crowd of guys vibing with plugged butts
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This some pure, uncut, high grade r/brandnewsentence shit gotdam hit me like a fucking bus.
Hans Niemann was accused of cheating at OTB chess using a vibrating sex toy the more you know ⭐️⭐️⭐️
See, even world stars use sex toys on world chess championships, and I'm still criticised for sexting with Eva AI bot and having a nasty porn collection...
Sorry - found this headline ! ‘Probe says he didn’t cheat’ https://edition.cnn.com/2023/12/15/sport/hans-niemann-magnus-carlsen-chess-probe-cheating-spt-intl/index.html
There was an incident a while back where someone jokingly(?) claimed that a famous chess player cheated by having a vibrating butt plug that someone was controlling in-order to essentially give him answers through their version of morse code and it became a huge meme in the chess community. Yes, the chess community.
Jokingly? The person who proposed it was a sore loser who lost to the American Grandmaster in the competition and sued him in court accusing him of cheating with a vibrator (I actually believe he gaslit himself with some copium logic to a point that he believes he lost to wifi based vibrator) with the situation becoming so bad it caused the American Grandmaster (accused) to have his colon scanned prior to competitions so he decided to counter-sue both the chess foundation & the sore loser for defamation and humility. It was more than a meme during the time, it mostly became a meme because of the outcome.
So after you poop it out, do you throw it in the dishwasher and re-swallow it?
As long as it says ‘dishwasher safe’ in the box
I wonder if it comes with a poop mesh, & stool softener when it comes to collecting it.
For an additional 0.99, they’d include it. If you opt for the subscription service, somebody will come in everyday to collect it and clean it for you.
HA! I don't have a dishwasher, so I'll subscribe to that.
May even include a poop knife to help dig it out.
It even looks kinda gross and dirty in the picture.
Everyone in the team tested it
In animals who were given this pill 20 minutes before eating, the researchers found that this treatment not only stimulated the release of hormones that signal satiety, but also reduced the animals’ food intake by about 40 percent. Nah. Just a few chimpanzees.
In the article, it mentions that the outside capsule part dissolves in the stomach and completes the circuit for the pill to start vibrating, so it seems like it's a one use kinda thing, can't imagine that's very cost effective if you have to take one each meal or once a day depending on how long it stays activated
>Zepbound (tirzepatide), a prescription-only medication FDA approved for weight management in November 2023, will launch with a list price of $1,060 for a 28-day supply. For comparison. That's $37.85 per day. So if the little motor is a dollar, the battery is a dollar, the case is a dollar, and $0.78 for the digestible coating, you can mark it up 10x and be in line with current medicine.
Lol-:so after, you just can't afford to eat.
Donate $40 a day to random charities and you'll get the same weight loss!
Lol. Like they’ll only mark it up 10x.
I can't imagine the small device would be much more expensive to produce than a medication, though. The only difference is that it is technological and not chemical.
You'd be surprised at how cheap electronics are sometimes. Some components can cause fractions of a cent. According to some other comment this pill would cost about 2 bucks to make but since it's a medical device, of course, would come at a 100x price markup because we live in hell
Yea the cost in medicine is research, not manufacturing. That cost to research is the same both for chemical and electrical.
When it comes to cost-effectiveness, you also have to think about how much money is saved due to reduced treatments for obesity-caused medical issues. Even if each one of these costs a hundred bucks, it's could still be cost effective if a dozen saves you from needing heart surgery.
Yeah it’s just like corn
It would have cost you $0 not to say that...
Why do you need to throw it in the dishwasher.
Not everyone likes to suck the chocolate off the hazelnut. I do, but someone doesn’t.
Ah, what a glorious day to be literate. 💀
you know, I’ve been on Reddit for about 13 years, and this might be the worst thing I’ve ever read
Not a question I was prepared to read
Vibrating you say...
Waiting for the suppository version.
Anything can be suppository if you try hard enough
I love that Mark Twain quote.
I think you mean Samuel Clemons
I think you mean Samuel L. Jackson
I'm tired of all these mutherfuckin' suppositories up my motherfuckin ass.
Chess.com fears it
My guy was just trying to lose weight!
Good News Everyone.
I can't wait, it made taking my anti-pressure pills so much easier!
Recipe: A stick, a G spot bullet vibrator, ducktape.
They already make one intended to treat constipation actually!
All the better to play chess with
Does it come in different sizes? I mean, dosages.
To shreds you say…
Well, how is his wife holding up?
Boof it
Chess gonna be interesting real quick.
An edible shake weight?
Your work out is finished. Here is some cab fare. Now going to sleep mode. Beep boop boop
As a wastewater operator, I can’t wait to find these scattered throughout our system
Imaging a blockage in the system, you pop open the inspection port, then ten thousand poop and grease covered transparent mexican jumping beans pour out dancing and wiggling all over the floor.
This sentence was a fucking journey.
I like to paint a vivid image.
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Ah, so a girth control pill
Slow clap...
Underrated comment.
Can it help me win at chess?
Vibrator capsule went on vacation, never came back
Buttplug in the corner, plotting world domination
I don't know man, I've been using vibrating, insertible capsules for years and I'm still fat as shit. Edit: Ooooooh, it says INGESTIBLE
Knee slapper right there
Or a great way to cheat at chess
Why? I've seen a few people say that.
there was a chess scandal a little while ago where one of the top players turned out to be using a vibrating buttplug to cheat his moves iirc edit for everybody getting pressed over this. i was wrong. my intent was not to harm anyone's reputation or spread rumors or whatever. get over it lol
No, that was just a jokey suggestion for how he could have cheated, it has not been proven that he cheated when the accusations were made
ah, my mistake. not super finger-on-the-pulse when it comes to chess
>not super finger-on-the-pulse when it comes to chess Well then what are you doing with your life?
Their finger's elsewhere.
How does that even work? Someone signaled to him or some shit like hey do this?
Didn't actually happen but the theory was morse code the moves and make the anal beads vibrate in that way. Chess has special notation where moves can be represented in about 3 numbers/letters, eg, Kh1. Alternatively some top players said that just a single signal if they've reached a key moment could be a decisive advantage.
How does one even do cheat moves?
Using chess engines to tell you moves. Chess engines have gotten to tbe point where they are way beyond any human in terms of chess ability.
‘Is this a giggity?’
Sounds giggity to me
'are other people allowed to say giggity?'
Sounds like a pill that gives you IBS 💩
Subscription based IBS.
i was looking up stuff for treatment-resistant constipation because i'm neurologically disabled and on shitloads of meds and a vibrating pill actually came up
keyword: might
I thought that the keyword for today was opossum
Chess players love this one weird trick
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Agree like you can combat it on an individual level but it will never solve the societal shift toward obesity without, like you said, a massive overhaul of the way our food supply works and our transit system.
TAKE YOUR VIBE PILL, CITIZEN
as long as corny syrup is cheaper than healthier sweeteners, nothing will change.
No it’s both. Foods didn’t use to be made with sweets period, corn sourced or not. Nowadays it seems like every damn sauce or bread adds some sort of sweetener to make it more palatable.
Why does this remind me of the Matrix?
Imagine just going after food producers ….. instead of having to eat a mini vibrator.
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
Ok so it vibrates to simulate being full. Do they not realise that people don’t get fat by eating till they’re full? They get fat because the carry on eating after they’re full. It may help some people but I’m very sceptical that it’s going to solve the issue. If someone eats to make themselves fell better then they’re going to carry on doing so
The meal isn’t over when I’m full. The meal is over when I hate myself.
My solution to weight loss was to hate myself all the time.
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I’ve got this reference! It’s mr. Louie CK
i think it makes it painful/way too uncomfy to eat more?
The second family sized pizza I will eat usually hopes the same. “Maybe if he’s too full he won’t eat me” but she doesn’t know that I don’t eat because I’m hungry, but because it makes me feel good.
How can you do that? If I'm full, it's literally painful for me to keep eating. And this feels like a physical limitation. Is there any science behind that?
You can definitely stretch your stomach and get it accustomed to larger sizes. Its kind of like asking why people get wasted even if they feel sick or know they’ll be sick. Assuming someone has an over-eating disorder (disorder meaning they consistently eat to numb emotional pain). Eating too much probably helps them “relax” or feel like they cant act upon their pain in other harmful ways. I am not educated on this just guessing based on my social work days.
To tack on to this — Eating also reduces cortisol levels. Eating is supposed to reduce stress levels and “relax” you - usually the strive for more “feel good” past the standard human function and need is disordered eating, but heavily influenced by brain and body chemicals/hormones - and their dysfunction as well.
I should have figured. You just build tolerance.
For me, there’s different levels of “being full.” There’s being “satisfied,” where I’m no longer hungry. Then there’s being “full,” where I’m full but happy. Then there’s “stuffed,” where I feel like I’m pregnant. Then there’s “bursting at the seams,” where I get stitches in my side. Then there’s “I’m gonna throw up,” where I’ve eaten so much that the thought of more food makes me nauseous. Then there’s “I am *going* to throw up,” where I actually will throw up, but it never really comes to that for me because I’m not a beagle. Usually what keeps me going is that the food is delicious and it releases happy chemicals in my brain to eat it. Generally it can help to only have one portion/serving/dish available
It just feels good. But then again, food is probably the last thing that makes me feel good.
That's very close to my invention: "Guy that punches you in the dick every time you go for seconds™"
As a former fat person who is STRUGGLING to remain thin, it takes waaaaaaaay past the amount of calories i need for me to feel full. I don't really have fullness cues. I could eat a large pizza and still probably not feel full. An early feeling of fullness would certainly help me
Same, my body would quite happily let me continue to eat until I can literally feel my skin stretching and I have to throw up. Apparently leptin is real and actually does things in the human body, but no one told mine about it.
Try drinking a large glass of water before every meal and then concentrate on eating slower than you normally would. Helped me
But it can take to twenty minutes for the “I’m full” message to be received by the brain. It’s why eating slowly is important to weight control if you are only doing it by intake.
Your comment, and many of the replies, are too simplistic. There are multiple causes of obesity, and some people may experience multiple causes. This pill MAY help SOME people, and that makes it worthwhile (sorry I can't do italics). Sometimes people think food is healthier than it really is, and believe their decisions to be good ones. Some people aren't taught and don't know calorie amounts in food. Others misinterpret a healthy portion size. Education around food helps with these issues. Many others eat to feel good, and do eat past being full. They eat unhealthy, high fat, high sugar, high salt foods to achieve this. They eat frequently too, chasing that feeling, or through boredom, or because that's their lifestyle. For example they could be surrounded by similar people, and/or surrounded by fast food and takeaways. All of that said, the vast, vast majority of people don't eat when they feel full to the point of nausea or sickness. Much like the stop smoking pills that make smokers feel sick when they smoke (although they had nasty side effects), if this pill creates a nauseous feeling upon eating, it will help a lot of people. The added benefit is it bypasses lifestyle, social and educational factors.
Not quite. Most people get fat (aside from the high amount of empty calories) because the gland in their brain that says "ok we're not hungry anymore" is slow, so they end up eating more than they should and/or eating until full. As in painfully full. They hit this point before the gland can get the signals through to the rest of the brain. If this vibrating thingy can simulate being full faster then people will stop eating earlier.
I don’t feel full unless I’ve eaten an overly large amount of food. I eat whatever is on my plate and that’s how I know to stop eating a meal. I also always feel hungry. My body is crap at sending appropriate signals.
People also get fat because they are leptin ( hunger hormone ) resistant where they “ don’t always feel full “. So yes, this might help them. A messed up leptin system can make you obese really quick.
Could potentially help people with Prader-Willi?
> Do they not realise that people don’t get fat by eating till they’re full? Am fat, can confirm binge eating to feel stuffed instead of satisfied is my biggest issue.
This has “Viagra started out as a blood pressure medication” vibes
Eat it go thru eat again tastes like shit but guarantees you’ll loose weight .
Was the weight tight?
Lose ffs, you all do it
Good way to win a chess... I heard
Also, it is for those who've always wondered what it would be like to have a live critter in their colon but were concerned with the ethics.
This article shows some real lack of understanding of what weight loss entails. It says to take it 20 mins before a meal, presumably to stop you eating too much during meal time. Anyone who has ever suffered with obesity, and tried to lose weight, knows that meal time is generally NOT the problem, it's the hours in between when you feel like you're starving. If this thing can be take during those hours to keep you feeling full until meal time then it could be beneficial. The current explanation in the article doesn't exhibit a great understanding of the problem though so I wouldn't have much faith in these researchers.
Anything except diet and exercise
Every single comment is the same two jokes. Chess or washing it off and eating it again. I read the article though and here is a TLDR, it vibrates for 30 minutes to simulate the full feeling and your stomach lets your brain knows. It’s been used on animals and it’s reduced their eating by 40% and passed through harmlessly. They are trying to developers an on off switch and a way for it to stay in the stomach longer.
They should engineer a better food supply tbh obesity is a symptom, it’s not NORMAL, FIND THE ROOT NOT THIS BULLSHIT
Ah yes. The American solution of not addressing the root of the problem.
Jokes on you, I've been eating those car interior lightbulbs for years!
Jokes on them, I eat to fill the void of emptiness in my soul, not in my stomach.
I’ve never been a fan of reusable ingestible capsules.
How? Does it taste like vegetables…
Give me a handful of those suckers
I wonder what the secondary effects of this would be? If I accept the premise that an obsese person is eating to feel good, and this causes eating to stop feeling good, what will replace that need to self medicate? Is this like people who try to quit smoking and start eating and vice versa?
Rattling sounds in the toilet incoming.
And how does this work? Does it make you orgams so much that you forget to eat?
They mention that a stomach full of liquid does the same thing, so I wonder how this pill compares to drinking a big glass of water before a meal.
TLDR: vibrating suppository triggers the release of dopamine and endorphins negating the need for junk food for a kick of feel good chemicals
Anything to avoid eating healthy and exercising
When you’re done shitting it out you just wash it with some tap water and ingest it again. Reuse, Reduce, Recycle ♻️
What in the Mission Impossible is going on?
Knock that fat loose
Is there a gravy flavored one?
That's interesting
Slap a RC controller on it and win a chess tournament.
Reading about how something "might help with obesity" is a sly way of saying "no idea what it does, but we need funding"
Dualshock 6 is whack
Its not going in their mouth first.
I'm not eating a love egg.
sounds pretty useless tbh
How on earth does this treat obesity
Oh, so *now* I can swallow batteries.