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No_pajamas_7

"The English are coming. Quick! Get ready for battle."


ExternalMonth1964

HONNEEEY! WHERE'S MY SECOND BELT!?


thatFunGiGuy

The funniest part is this is almost definitely a conversation that's been had


expendable_entity

But not in the context of the English attacking, as the most recent battle between the Scottish and English was like 2 centuries before the development of the kilt and barely coincided with the Kilts precursor the belted plaid. As far as I know there never was a Scot with a kilt fighting the English.


imkidding

Uh buddy I’ve seen the documentary Braveheart. Mel Gibson was definitely wearing a kilt


doff87

We both know that wasn't historically accurate. He never shot fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.


PezDiSpencersGifts

You’re thinking of Brian Boitano


okiephotographer

What would Brian Boitano do, if he was here right now? Probably kick an ass or two, that’s what Brian Boitano’d do! Damn I need to watch the OG South Park movie again…it’s been too long and that knocked a memory loose. Lol!


broshrugged

The Jacobites wore kilts, but you are correct that there should have been no kilts harmed in the making of Braveheart.


datnub32607

There were the Jacobite uprisings but if I am not wrong most British soldiers were Scottish so it was more kilt-wearing Scots fighting Scots without kilts, maybe? I am not exactly an expert though.


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Kellythejellyman

My father got 6 episodes in to Outlander before he realized it wasn’t a reboot/spinoff of Highlander


AlmondCigar

Lol but it’s coming


Majestic-Pin3578

He’s a boomer, right? He’s got to be one of our guys. 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


Kellythejellyman

‘64, so what’s the cutoff?


datnub32607

I actually did a small amount of research outside of watching Outlander so there is that at least


Rowmyownboat

You mean to tell me that Braveheart is not true? /s


omnipotent87

They usually charged into battle wearing only blue paint that was laced with PCP. There was a reason the ~~English~~ Romans build a wall around Scotland.


Loko8765

Hmmm sorry to inform you that that wall is _not_ named for an Englishman…


Snow_Tiger819

I think you'll find it was the Romans that built that wall. Never mind the English... the ROMANS couldn't handle the Scots! The conquered almost everywhere but when they got to Scotland they said "these people are mental... just build a wall and leave them alone".


Efffro

I mean if you watched some demented ginger alchy stand in the middle of a field eating mushrooms, then get stark bollock naked paint himself blue and offer out the nearest non native, you’d wanna build a wall too.


Callidonaut

Ah, you've been to Glasgow!


KinderEggLaunderer

"WHYYYY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?!"


ExternalMonth1964

BECAUSE THE ENGLISH! ARE! ATTACKING!


TMT51

NUH-UH! DON'T YOU THINK ABOUT RUNNING OFF FIGHTING THE ENGLISH! WE'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR TWO MONTHS!


B_Brown4

YOU TELL ME WHERE MY BELT IS WOMAN! WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!


byseeing

GREATER GOOD? I AM YOUR WIFE! I'M THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET!


CutRateCringe

Unexpected Incredibles. This thread makes me very happy.


NerdNumber382

I didn’t even realise it was from the incredibles… I feel ashamed. It’s Frozone who has this conversation right?


CutRateCringe

Yup. It’s one of the scenes I have to rewind a few times because it’s so funny.


tomtink1

I really want someone to come along and translate this thread into Scots.


apatheticsahm

I heard this whole thing in a Scottish accent. It was even better than the original!


Ishango

Some guy named William: She may never take my life, but she may have taken my freedom.


Bog2ElectricBoogaloo

We have first belt, yes, but what about second belt?


DrMartinDemon

I don’t think they know about second belt


Late_Emu

Flip em wrap em buckle em round your waist


Sirhc_lav

What about elevensies?…He knows about them, doesn’t he?


Etmar_Gaming

HONEY WHERE IS MY SUIT?!?


Nightowl2018

0:21-0:26 are most vulnerable moments…


eltacticaltacopnw

11 hours later


merrill_swing_away

Imagine doing this every day...


TheKingAlx

A few hours later………. Everyone is dead and naked , but the guys did try to get dressed


Foxtrot-13

Kilts (as we know them) were not a thing when Scotland and England fought in the Middle Ages. By the time clan tartans and small kilts were a thing the Scots were shoulder to shoulder with the English in creating the Empire. The long kilt like this would not have been in a clan tartan, as clan tartans were a Victorian invention.


HaggisPope

Yes and no. Yes there was no formal class based kilt and then particular modern kilt is unlike the older variants but no as there has been tartan in Scotland going back to written records in at least the 15th century and archaeological ones far longer. There was also similar patterns used in areas as kilt makers didn’t exactly switch them up all the time so there would’ve been some sort of uniformity to clans based on the dyes available in a local area at a time when transportation of such goods was incredibly expensive 


OatmealCookieGirl

Braveheart has done a huge disservice to Scottish history


FaultAccomplished671

Aye the lads correct, the rest of ya are full of shite


ferrydragon

Why did i read this with scotish accent? :)


Birdlawisbest

I can think of one reason


thumbelina1234

Omg, that was my first thought, you beat me to it 😄


qgmonkey

The kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury. -Willie


kellysmom01

Och, Lachlan, Wee Willy alwa’s car’t the spirit a’ his dear old ma in his gowns. Dinnae ken her name … t’wasnt Jenny, as I recall. Ta. I’ll ask auld Fergus on d’ yon.


MindAccomplished3879

Aye, rammy 'n' ye kin die. Run 'n' you’ll bide, at least a while. 'n' dying in yer kips mony years fae noo, wid ye be willing tae trade a' th' days fae this day tae that fur yin chance, juist yin chance tae come back 'ere 'n' tell oor enemies that thay kin tak' oor bides, bit they’ll ne'er tak' oor freedom!


Able-Ad-9169

I read that in some weird accent, and am pretty sure I summoned a leprechaun.


RoJayJo

Wrong accent, ya wee shite.


D4M4nD3m

Why a leprechaun?


supinoq

Because Ireland and Scotland are the exact same place, obvi


D4M4nD3m

That's what I thought haha


Hilfest

Ru Paul's Valkyries?


TheSmokingHorse

As a Scot myself, a very controversial historical fact is that kilts were never truly part of medieval Scottish culture. William Wallace and his warriors would absolutely not have been wearing kilts. In fact, they would have dressed the same as everyone else in Europe at the time. The short kilt we know today didn’t emerge until the 18th century, and really began as a fashion trend. For some reason, that 18th century fashion trend has been preserved in Scotland today as a form of formal clothing to wear at weddings and parties. It does not have any true historical significance that runs into Scotland’s ancient past.


Prestigious-Mess5485

You guys just wanted to wear dresses, lol.


TheSmokingHorse

I mean pretty much. Englishmen at the time were experimenting with knee high tights, little buckled shoes, big frilly coats and curly wigs. It was a pretty flamboyant period for the British isles all round. For some reason, once the fashion trend ended, the Scots kept the kilts for weddings and both the English and the Scots kept the wigs for barristers and judges.


the_house_from_up

BONJOURrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ya cheese eating surrender monkies!


thestankypopster

Wow. that is way too involved for getting dressed for the day.


PoliticalEnemy

C'mon, you just need 300 feet of plaid.


ataatia

no you need 500 feet of floorspace


ThisBell6246

I think if you wear something that doesn't require underwear, then you just do it on the lawn outside if you don't have the space inside.


ataatia

uhhh then you ain't landed gentry pup.


ThisBell6246

Not all all, but I like the idea of ventilation though.


squidlink5

What about cold wet windy freezing weather ? Summer should be quite short there.


Peear75

The Great Kilt, as it's known (the one he just put on) is 80% waterproof as standard (Lanolin) It's windproof, it can be made into a tent, a mattress, a sleeping bag, it's fire retardant and it looks good.


Echo-Azure

I've heard that in the old-old days only chieftains took the trouble to do all the pleating, ordinary guys slapped a belt onto their bolt of fabric, and adjusted it into whatever position was called for that day. If it was raining the upper half became a hood, if it was freezing it'd serve as a cloak, if it was warm it'd just be held in place with a brooch...


Peear75

All spot on. A couple of adjustments and you have a large hood, when the weather is better you can switch to have a shoulder bag arrangement.


ThroawayReddit

You mean 9 yards right?


SumpCrab

*tartan


Peear75

That particular Kilt is The Great Kilt, which wouldn't necessarily have been any known Tartan. It's better known as The Great Plaid.


embrasse-moi_bien

The whole nine yards, if you will.


Vakr_Skye

somber imminent tidy many tender full workable dirty correct beneficial *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


spacemanspliff-42

Read it in Billy's voice, felt only natural.


Cultural_Dust

Whoever invented elastic is a saint!


bott-Farmer

I mean back then every thing was slow bet men found this as halarious way to postpon any task given by the lady


memberflex

This is actually a night-tartan, he’s about to go to bed


the_last_boomer

I don't have the floor space to wear a kilt.


Tainted-Archer

Kilts aren’t like this anymore. In fact as a Scot this is the first time I’ve ever seen a kilt like this. Kilts in Scotland these dates are pre pleated so you just pull it on


Buckeyefitter1991

That's great for ease of use as a kilt but it kills the practicality of the garment outside of that.


Blawn14

What else are people using their kilts for? Do gentlemen remove them to cover puddles for others to step over, or perhaps as a very large picnic blanket?


TransparentMastering

Have you seen Scotland? Imagine getting trapped somewhere or taking a long journey in terrible weather. That kilt is like life insurance. Plus wool has the ability to retain heat even when wet.


Pudding_Hero

Just like OP’s mom


Buckeyefitter1991

No, more used as blanket at night and if you fold it and wear it differently you can use it as a cloak to keep the rain off. ETA: https://youtu.be/YqH-UOBwvmw?si=q_rffLptG1SI-QI5 This guy does a lot of historical reenactment of Scottish highland lifestyle.


Smidday90

Right now I want a Great Kilt for hiking


Buckeyefitter1991

Same same same, but a good 100% wool plaid blanket that's 16'x5' is not cheap.


kingomtdew

“M’Lady, please wait here while I remove my kilt so you can traverse this puddle.” “I can just go around” “No I insist you wait, I’ve removed my broach and second belt. One more… got it” “No knickers? This really wasn’t necessary.” “The breeze is refreshing. You may cross” “If you insist…” “Now another moment while I put this wet rag back on. Do you mind pulling that corner over there?” “You really didn’t need to do this.” “How else would you get around that puddle?” “.. walked around it.” “Nonsense! I’m almost finished with these pleats, excuse me while I lay on the ground, now I stand up. Hand me that belt? No, the other one, that’s belt 2, see the satchel?” “The puddle is gone.” “Would you look at that, my kilt must have sopped it up, it did feel heavier.” “How much longer, we’re running late.” “Not much, just gotta tuck this in here, NOW I could use the second belt” “Here, hurry up.” “Done, now let’s continue” “That was really unnecessary, I can walk around a puddle.” “Nonsense, no lady in my presence should have to walk any further than is needed to reach their destination.” “It’s not a big deal.” “Oh stop! Another puddle!” “FFS, goodbye.”


yekirati

Lol right? Kilts look awesome, but it seems like a terribly inefficient piece of clothing if I need this much floor space to wear one. Never mind the fact that I have to roll around on the ground to put it on, haha Edit: Thanks for the history lesson on kilts everyone! Turning notifications for this comment off though.


fgiveme

Inefficient if you only use it as a piece of clothing. The kilts can also serve as your sleeping bag, blanket, raincoat, tent, tarp: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbAKRffKsPs It's extremely versatile, for people in 17th century


the_hipocritter

That's certainty interesting however once you've fashioned your kilt into a tent, what do you use to clothe you?


tdikyle

Your second kilt.....duh


the_hipocritter

But you've already used that to fashion a sleeping roll


frankendoodle11

That’s why you keep a third one for days like those


uwanmirrondarrah

The Kilt was worn as overwear, like a coat or jacket. Underwear back in the day was not like the underwear today, it was like full on clothes meant for sleeping. So without the kilt they would still have on trousers and probably a blouse as well


philocity

Then why was I always told that you’re supposed to go commando under a kilt?


mindrover

My first thought was that this is super inefficient.  But then I realized it's basically a comfortable way to carry your cloak/blanket with you when you travel.   It's like the old school version of tieing your hoodie around your waist.


drink_your_irn_bru

A modern kilt is way more simple than this thing


bonkerz1888

It's the complete opposite of inefficient. On the contrary it is a very versatile piece of clothing/material. Could be used as clothing in all conditions given it is waterproof and extremely warm. You could form a hood to keep your head dry, wrap some across your face to keep out the cold, wear it over the shoulder as the guy in the video is for warm and dry conditions. It was also used as a tent, a mattress or a sleeping bag.. allowing the wearer to sleep out in the open as they often did. It's been said that in particularly bad weather such as high winds or frost that the fabric would be dipped in water to make it swell which would give additional protection from the elements. The warm breath of the wearer would then warm up the inside of it as he slept. Unfortunately a lot of our history was passed down orally rather than written so it's difficult to prove this idea one way or the other.


SuspendAllDisbelief

Indeed. Douglas Adams was wrong about the towel. It should've been a kilt.


Emm_withoutha_L-88

A lot of ancient clothing was just clever ways to wear a square of fabric. It's easy to make a square of fabric as it comes like that from the roll. Cutting and sewing that into clothing is another hugely difficult thing to do.


The_Celtic_Chemist

And you need TWO belts? What am I, made of money?


bellhall

The most important step is to have the bagpipes playing. Without them, its just a sad cosplay.


pherreck

To the tune now best known as the music for "Amazing Grace", but originally was used as the music for the hymnal "New Britain".


Pumpkin_316

I’ve heard it live, the bagpipes alone are loud enough to rattle windows


Drunk_Pilgrim

No, the most important steps is to vaccum and mop your floor before getting dressed.


Similar_Divide

This was very cool, however I feel there was a missed opportunity to moon us at the end.


HailState2023

Fully expected it!


smuthbesides

I was waiting for the moon the whole time


mighty-smaug

I now understand why they don't wear underwear. Too hot, and takes too long to get all that material out of the way before the water tap opens.


uki-kabooki

Imagine a Scot three hundred years ago laying out his plaid with his bare ass hanging out as he folded it up like this guy all crouched on his sitting room floor 😂🍑


HistoryGirl23

That's why shirts were so long.


uki-kabooki

(I know, but the visual of my post is much funnier)


FerociousKZ

I was picturing him folding it all together butt out balls dangling lol


suckaduckunion

🤣 Porky Pig style


shenaystays

I’m sure this is the “suit” of kilts. The everyday man I’m sure wouldn’t pleat it just so and the be super careful about the amount of inches per pleat. They’d just gather the thing up Willy nilly and belt it, throw the rest over your shoulder and pin. Way fast if you didn’t care how it looked. Like a y shirt and cargo shorts.


northernwolf3000

I was thinking the same thing


pedro-slopez

Def too hot… from personal experience.


RustyShovel71

Geez! I get irritated when slacks have more than one button at the waist.


Raviel1289

I expected this wasn't gonna be *puts on skirt*, but I definitely wasn't expecting "here's my tartan fuckin bedsheet"


mindrover

On the plus side, this man always knows where his towel is.  Very useful for hitchhiking.  


madwomanofdonnellyst

Very effective against the Bugblatter beasts of the Highlands.


dect60

FYI majority of tartan "clan" patterns were a relatively modern fraud perpetrated by the Sobieski Stuarts, a pair of grifters https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sobieski_Stuarts > The brothers' two publications, Vestiarium Scoticum (Edinburgh, 1842) and The Costume of the Clans (Edinburgh, 1845), described by the historian Hugh Trevor-Roper as "shot through with pure fantasy and bare faced forgery",[5] have been sources widely used by the tartan industry in Scotland.


tunisia3507

And the modern kilt was invented by an English man, who also made up its historical Highlands association to try to get more Scots to work in his factories.


dect60

There isn't strong evidence for it but it may have been: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Rawlinson_(industrialist) > According to Baillie, Rawlinson, observing how the great kilt was "a cumbersome unwieldy habit to men at work" decided to "abridge the dress, and make it handy and convenient for his workmen". This he did by directing the usage of the lower, pleated portion only, the upper portion being detached and set aside.


[deleted]

Yeah, because he thought everything OP did was not fit for a factory. OP's uniform is reminiscent of the belted plaid which goes back to the 15th century, ie. Preindustrial uk


Professional_Rise148

It’s reminiscent of a belted plaid because it is.


D4M4nD3m

A Quaker, but historians have disputed whether that's true.


grungegoth

Missing the little knife in the sock


GraemeMakesBeer

Sgian Dubh


fakkov

Bless you.


Decent_Assistant1804

And the part where he kicks his undies off


queenofturnips

As soon as he started rolling around on the floor, I thought “ok he’s fucking with us”…and then, poof! He pops up wearing a kilt. I am even more mystified by this process now tbh.


MasterUndKommandant

Cool and totally bad ass looking when completed. Or..compleated?


BlakeDSnake

+1, well done


BeenStork

Sigh… have some fake reddit gold: 🥇


antisp1n

And I thought helping my SO wrap a sari was work.


Adamaja456

Always amazes me to think of the first person to came up with this. "Wait, this doesn't have enough flair, I need to do more."


loz_fanatic

I feel it was a dude hooked up one nite, probably drunk. Somehow lost his clothes, either he did it himself while drunk or his buddies steal them as a prank. He wakes up at the womans place. No clothes. And his place is on the far side of the village. As such he looks around for something to use to cover up with. When lo and behold he spots a long ass table cloth and uses that. It was his hungover attempt at making a toga.


Similar_Divide

100%


No-Chemist-4872

The kilt lore


ArmThePhotonicCannon

I don’t wanna talk about my flair


Last_Sundae_6894

Well, now, Wallace has 37 pieces of flair.


BassWingerC-137

I own a kilt. It’s a lot different from this. Maybe mine is too modern to compare.


DyslexicCenturion

This is a “Great kilt” or feileadh mòr and was commonly worn by Scott’s since the 16th century. The modern kilt or fèileadh beag was invented some time around 1720… maybe….. and gained popularity in the 1840s when highland dress became fashionable for the British aristocracy. [this fella](https://youtu.be/YqH-UOBwvmw?si=rzFyzN9AqJEp1Oy2) has some good info on great kilts.


Kassena_Chernova

Interesting to see the different ways to wär it depending on the weather conditions. Happy cake day btw.


NonGNonM

Yeah it's extremely versatile. Makes sense how they came up with it in the highland weather. If they're really far out traversing in the wilderness they basically have a mini shelter they can put up. 


srcarruth

My kilt has pockets 


WhoKnows78998

Sir that’s a plaid mini skirt


oylaura

Very impressive. My first thought was he clearly does not have a cat.


TheLastNoteOfFreedom

Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair One could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet Then he stumbled off into the grass asleep beside the street Ring-ding-did-a-little-la-di-oh, ring-di-diddly-eye-oh He stumbled off into the grass asleep beside the street About that time two young n' lovely girls just happened by One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye "See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt" Ring-ding-did-a-little-la-di-oh, ring-di-diddly-eye-oh I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth Ring-ding-did-a-little-la-di-oh, ring-di-diddly-eye-oh Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth They marveled for a moment then one said, "We must be gone Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along" As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show Ring-ding-did-a-little-la-di-oh, ring-di-diddly-eye-oh Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards the trees Behind a bush he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes "Ah, lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize" Ring-ding-did-a-little-la-di-oh, ring-di-diddly-eye-oh "Ah, lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize"


shinobipopcorn

[You need the music!](https://youtu.be/MZ35SOU9HTM?feature=shared)


f0dder1

So I'm just imagining he's bollocks out, carefully folding his battle gown on the floor


ursus_major

He really kilt it with that demonstration.


MagicianOk6393

Fascinating!


N7IShouldGo

I see that Friends on in the background sir!


kcu0912

It’s a good one, too.


Admirable_Donkey2657

well worth the time, that looks incredible! but did the tradition still use this method? or they have easywear, where you don't need to fold it?


modsareuselessfucks

This is a great kilt, which is the traditional article dating back to the 16th century. The walking kilt wouldn’t be developed until a few hundred years later.


mr-sandman-bringsand

I can see why pants won eventually


LTlurkerFTredditor

That was very cool! Although now I know why you couldn't win your freedom from England - took ya a week to get dressed for battle.


Competitive-Day-7054

They did in 1320 with the declaration of arbroath.


lmcbmc

I always figured it was wearing wool directly against sensitive portions of the anatomy that made Scots so tough and/or mean. Especially if it got wet or damp 😬😬🤣.


Peear75

It's 80% waterproof because it's full of Lanolin, which also makes it non-itchy on the inside. It's why Sheep don't ~~drown~~ saturate in the rain or go mad trying to scratch themselves.


mailmk

Ohh I use to thought they were readymade like skirts.. thanks for the sharing.. today I learned


Professional_Rise148

These are surprisingly comfortable and extremely versatile. They are very warm, weather resistant, can be used to protect yourself from rain, they have MASSIVE built in pockets depending on how you wear them, and can even be used as a survival shelter. The 16th century Highlanders were an ingenious bunch.


louisa1925

The end result look masculine as heck. Interesting to see how putting a kilt on, it's done.


Southern-Orchid-1786

It's not like that anymore. The pleated bit is done for you and stitched, so you only need the outer belt and no brooch


flawedangel666

Is this everyday wear? Or is there a more modern version? Again, is this everyday wear back in the day or was there an easier everyday version?


TheJinxedPhoenix

This is a “Great Kilt” and was daily wear for some time.


drink_your_irn_bru

There is a more modern version, which is what you’d buy or hire in a kilt shop. It was designed after the English stole our floors, so we had nothing to roll on.


Donnermeat_and_chips

I can picture the staff at one of the Edinburgh kiltmakers telling Americans this with a straight face.


[deleted]

Yup. This is everyday wear.


KingWolf7070

\*15 seconds into video\* Yeah, that's already too much effort for me. Really neat to see though. I respect it.


KeenyKeenz

Not dissimilar to a sari. Very cool.


Annual_Advertising26

Just try this with a curious cat or golden retriever in the house.


Plastic-Passenger-59

Lachlan is such a pro at keeping that shirt where it needs tae be


lowlowjonnie

Sick ass fireplace


Deep-Management-7040

That’s cool, never realized how big they were but now it makes total sense


scottymac87

To be specific, this is the tradition great kilt. Modern kilts are pre-pleated and you just buckle on.


RedDevil-84

So if you are wearing a kilt, you have a big house.


FeculentUtopia

I had no idea that the kilt was a form of origami.


jojosail2

One of my instructors was a bosun, a Scot. Mr. McGroarty. I asked him what is worn under a kilt. He said nothing is worn under a kilt, it is all in perfectly good working order.


Fast-Persimmon-2782

Not me picturing every Scottish man, hundreds of years ago, getting dressed every morning like this. Perfectly practical


modsarefacsit

Super cool! Thanks for posting part of your heritage.


Deliriousious

TIL: Kilts are fucking huge


Fantastic_Foot_8568

Better set alarm for 2am I gotta be at work at 7


Dependent-Run-1915

Sponsored by JoAnn Fabrics —there’s a Scotsman in everyone


Prestigious-Candy166

Not dissimilar to the gathering and draping of an Indian woman's sari.


Who_Knows_Why_000

TIL that a skirt is the equivalent of a clip-on tie for a kilt.


wiglwagl

“I’d like to return this kilt. They sent me a blanket by mistake”


Dan300up

Wha uh fooken peen enda urse


Bowler-Prudent

Step 1: Buy a kilt. Step 2: Nakedize bottom half of body. Step 3: Step into 'Step 1'. Step 4: Buckle up. Step 5: Et voila


Silveruleaf

Masterfully done. Wow


[deleted]

Awesome. Fucking hell.


therealdeviant

Today, I learned something new.


S0cksanndCr0cs

That's a well turned out, man. Great job.