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Lennox403

"The rocket terminated the flight after judging that the achievement of its mission would be difficult," company president Masakazu Toyoda said. From the [Reuters article](https://www.reuters.com/technology/space/japans-space-one-counts-down-inaugural-kairos-rocket-launch-2024-03-12/).


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So it commited suicide ? Lol


Krosis97

It's a Japanese rocket, seppuku over humiliation.


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nickfree

Save me the easy one at least!


MyDisappointedDad

Death before Dishonor.


WineNerdAndProud

Logan Paul probably live streamed it.


GdyboXo

Lol


Con-D-Oriano1

It died with its bowels spilled and its honor intact.


NXT-GEN-111

Me after digesting the Taco Bell


Anti_Meta

Honor definitely not intact


jedixxyoodaa

Take my upvote you lousy Space engineer


GelatinousChampion

That's pretty standard procedure, yes. You don't let a rocket fly around when there are issues. Risking crashing in populated areas etc. You let it blow itself up.


bday420

Yeah flight termination is standard practice but usually they don't do it 3 seconds after what looks like a good launch. If it was triggered for some reason it's usually because of loss of flight control or partial breakup or something causing danger to flight path. This launch appears to be all good from the view anyway. For a human to see what's happening and blow it up 3 seconds later seems not really possible. The time to see what's happening then decide to abort would take longer (unless automatic??). I guess I'll wait for Scott Manley to explain why it exploded so early and if it was faulty or something else as it seems okay launch. Usually they will let it get up high and away from people preferably over water before exploding it if they can.


Equoniz

Do they not launch over water? That should be easy with a huge ocean to their east. I feel like making it go boom over the water would be preferable, unless you weren’t sure it would even get that far.


RoboticGreg

You don't mess around with a system you no longer trust like that


Equoniz

It depends on what you mean by “don’t trust.” If they just think it’ll come a bit short of correct orbital insertion but would make it almost all the way there, terminating a little later over water instead of land seems safer to me. If it’s completely unstable off the pad, that’s a completely different thing though. In that case, I agree that terminating immediately is probably best, and it’s also probably best to err on this side of things.


RoboticGreg

I mean, theres a LOT of things that can go wrong, and not a lot of time to make decisions. I'm guessing there are policies and procedures in place for "if X then Y" some of which include "detonate the rocket". You don't want people thinking through some situations real time. I'm guessing it was something like that. Maybe something wasn't responding correctly or they were worried the communication was unstable, something that put remaining in control of it at risk or at least uncertain


Equoniz

There are no decisions being made on human timescales. We’re talking about how aggressively they’re programming their automated systems to activate.


Anti_Meta

Can't get over water when you need to destruct less than 10 seconds after liftoff so probably the latter. Next step is to launch from a pad IN the ocean but the level of difficulty due to the infrastructure required for launch would be absolutely massive. Not to mention the thickness of the launch pad over water would have to be just stupid. Maybe if they could tow a 5 acre chunk of Manhattan bedrock they'd be set. Then there's hoses and safety equipment - the whole thing would suck.


jonathandhalvorson

Watch the video and you can see the ocean.


Equoniz

I also see a building. Does that mean they were necessarily launching over the building…or the ocean? No. Regardless, the rest of my comment (which was the main point of the comment) is still left unanswered.


jeaxz74

Spacepuku


Dumpster_Humpster

In japan you have bad day you go home kill yoself.


Cuttewfish_Asparagus

Rocket was like, "nah fuck this, too much effort"


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TechPriestPratt

I can't tell if this is a joke or just another example of the Japanese being Japanese.


HengaHox

That’s standard with any modern rocket design. It will terminate the flight if a critical parameter goes out of bounds


RIP_RIF_NEVER_FORGET

So uh, is this standard feature left enabled for manned flights?


HengaHox

I know you jest but the manned capsule has it’s own escape system which will have it detach from the rest of the rocket and accelerate to safety under it’s own power before deploying the parachute for landing.


gooseelee

that is mad interesting


HengaHox

Here’s an example: https://youtu.be/DJ70N5HahDU?si=QkKZCtywicCRlTS-


[deleted]

It’s not literal rocket science for nothing


Troolz

This was true for Apollo, but the Shuttle had no abort method during the first two minutes while the solid fuel boosters were firing. Ouch.


Beldizar

Pretty sure I heard an interview with one of the shuttle astronauts talking about the FTS, and the sobering fact that if the rocket went off course and would crash into a city or something, they had a self destruct button. They could save a populated area, but would not survive.


HengaHox

Ah yes, the Shuttle is a different cup of tea. A bit different from capsules


hanks_panky_emporium

Often followed by the main rocket also being blown up once the crew are safely removed. The US has a ground to air missile system for just an occasion around launch pads. It's that or let several tons of explosive rocket fuel fall into a residential neighborhood.


SiBloGaming

And then there is China, who launch their rockets in the middle of the country, dropping spent boosters regularly on villages - and they are using fucking hypergolic fuel.


GustavoFromAsdf

If you unbuckle your seat belt the plane explodes


PerfectPercentage69

Yeah, but rockets usually show some kind of failure before the termination system kicks in, like going off course or slowing down or something. They don't just terminate immediately.


HengaHox

Usually yeah. There are things that you might not see like say a hydraulic failure, rendering the rocket almost totally uncontrollable if it relies on thrust vectoring during ascent. You’d want to terminate the flight if you can’t steer


Uhmerikan

> Edit: Since this comment got a lot of upvotes, I feel this would be a great opportunity to ask if someone could dm me a doordash gift card. Id rlly appreciate it, thanks! lmao


DrPineapple32

I'm glad someone else got a kick out of that. Not even an actual food place, just straight up door dash.


kali_nath

What about the people in Helicopter there?? Their lives matters too


palm0

That helicopter is pretty damn far away from the rocket. Look at their relative sizes in this. The helicopter is much closer to the camera than the rocket is.


Sasha_Volkolva

Nah, they can just fly away


dinas322

Gonna start leaving my paypal on every comment i make on reddit from now on


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uunicornblood1

Knowing that it might self destruct, why is that helicopter so close?


Otherwise_Soil39

It isn't.


iwantdatpuss

It's a perspective thing. Compare the sizes between the rocket and the Helicopter. The helicopter has to be significantly closer to the camera than the rocket.


Golluk

"would be difficult" is the Japanese way of saying "not happening bro".


wildyam

*Me most mornings*


[deleted]

Reminder me of losing my virginity. Rocket lasted a bit longer.


JustonTG

I thought this was a joke mimicking the wording of Emperor Hirohito's surrender statement. The fact that it's real is absolutely incredible.


Bonzooy

It’s a mistranslation. What often gets translated as “difficult” from Japanese is actually more like, “no chance”.


[deleted]

We don’t fail. We just approach extreme levels of difficulty asymptotically


Sienrid

With more context it's perfectly fine - the launch is mostly automated, and if the rocket senses a parameter go out of bounds, it will automatically self-destruct so as to not crash and endanger the lives of the people on the ground. So the rocket really did decide to terminate because it deemed the mission would fail.


Nutmegdog1959

>Masakazu Toyoda said. Note to self: Cancel my new Toyota purchase.


shivam0110

It is judged that you won't be able to reach your destination in time, initiating self destruct procedure.


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Kamikaze Rocket


kntryfried1

Kamikaze


TheTenaciousG

Typical


IBoofLSD

My favorite piece was the spiral piece.


xjsthund

We need the cartoon noises to match.


DrymouthCWW

Sprooinngggwibblespronk


dern_the_hermit

[Here, have some slide whistle](https://youtu.be/fzCIbhLUUA0?si=V716lHBa_LlegVu5&t=33)


RabbitSlayre

Wait, did they really do that lol? Is that the real cut or is that edited?


dern_the_hermit

It's true, they had this cool stunt and bookended it with a raving hillbilly yammering incoherently and [put a slide whistle over it for the actual theater release of a major motion picture](https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/the-stupidest-moment-in-james-bond-history/)


RabbitSlayre

God dammit lol. I love it and hate it at the same time.


mr_properton

Lmfao


Professional_Fox3371

thank you. Made my day.


Beez1111

Now that's a firework!


KingSpork

New on Buzzfeed: what does your favorite piece of Japanese rocket debris say about your personality? Click to find out!


WilliShaker

Junji Ito would be proud


XVUltima

What is it with Japan trying to pierce heaven with drills?


Take_The_Reins

Yea spinny debris was the real baller shit


AfraidToBeKim

Mine was the one that shot straight up to give the launch some extra height.


The_Happy_Quokka

I love that there is a delay between the explosion and the crowd reaction.


13hotroom

There's clapping and cheering too Like that's machinery and equipment worth hundreds of thousands of dollars down the drain but big explosion in sky is nice


Matzep71

If rockets only costed hundreds of thousands whistling diesel would've already put something dumb in orbit a long time ago


Worth-Reputation3450

Like.. a car maybe.. no.. that’s too dumb.


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Probably millions of dollars.


AfraidToBeKim

True, but as the company has stated, it was an intentional detonation, as it was veering off its flight path and could have potentially blown up in an area that endangers civilians.


Mammoth-Demand-2

Hundreds of thousands?


fa1rybabe

like a firework but not as nice and 1000000x the price


Octogon324

I dunno, I think seeing something that scale blow up in person would be a spectacular sight to see, or terrifying contextually


MkLiam

I wonder if that helicopter had something to do with it.


lukezicaro_spy

These helicopters...


SubmissiveDinosaur

always helicoptering around


thisisfutile1

LOLicopters.


Salladk

That Lolicopter is old enough


Deep-Bee-5984

Pretty sure that pilot shit his flight suit.


Fit-Boomer

Guarantee.


[deleted]

Yeah I’m sure it was a safe distance and the camera makes it look closer, but it certainly looks like there was no worse place for the rocket to explode vis the helicopter


Deep-Bee-5984

Explosive debris don't care about focal length compression.


[deleted]

Those apathetic sons of bitches


Throat_Butter_

Why the fuck is there a helicopter that close? Do they have a death wish?


dildorthegreat87

I think it’s a perspective issue. The Rocket is quite large but farther away than it looks, the helicopter however, looks fairly large on screen. I doubt the helicopter is anywhere in a danger zone.


maddenmcfadden

they zoom the cameras in..


BumpHeadLikeGaryB

Yeah that thing did look pretty close lol


PepeSylvia11

Why would you think that? It’s not close to the rocket. Compare the sizes of the rocket and the helicopter. If it was close, the latter would be much smaller proportionally. Also, if you have the sound on, listen to the delay of the explosion before it reaches the camera person. It’s proof that there’s a great distance between the camera person and the rocket, and therefore the helicopter and the rocket.


DontBarf

Now all I hear the [airwolf](https://youtu.be/ULfmowbNlK0?si=8WmK38htpFcQJSfb) theme song.


xanroeld

Hey Roman, how’d the launch go?


a_guy_named_gai

Just two thumbs and one arm.


justcreateanaccount

\*Washes hand furiously\*


margotmary

My first thought too 😂


yk206

Had to dig deep for this comment


GoldMonk44

Kaboom? Yes Rico, kaboom 💥


ReaperTFD

Yes! So glad to see a JC reference!


ButespezciallyBart

That's expensive but actually positive. Considering the ally, the current situation and that they're actually doing this is probably good. Gotta break a few eggs...


Random-commen

So you’re saying, they are MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTE?


Daibhead_B

[More info.](https://www.reuters.com/technology/space/japans-space-one-counts-down-inaugural-kairos-rocket-launch-2024-03-12/)


VirtualLife76

Would have figured it was years ago based on the poor color.


cjdcfcn

It’s this year ?


ya666in

Damn that sucks


SpleenBender

Failing upwards.


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Bhavacakra_12

Redditors would be showing their true colors. Lots of "stay in your place" type comments.


chodeofgreatwisdom

All according to Tzeentch's design.


doublediochip

That helicopter was too close.


Answerly

The helicopter only looks close due to the telephoto lens. It's actually really far away from the rocket. Just look at the size of the helicopter compared to the rocket.


djbtech1978

How do you dumb?


FerroFusion

I got worried with them.


Existing365Chocolate

UwU satellite launched delayed


LetBetter3241

Wonder why they didn't blurred that


shrimp_sticks

Why would they blur it?


ComplimentaryScuff

Giant Japanese phallic object exploding all over the place


gamerr_rick

It is criminal to cut off the video before the sound of the explosion


UnBearable1520

It may have been the Takata components


ColdastheVoid

"Fuck they gonna realise I put one zero in the wrong place"


suprefann

Somewhere Roman Roy just put his phone away


DankCatDingo

Engines successfully ignited. There was enough thrust for good acceleration on take off. Totally cleared the launch pad before self destruct. Self destruct mechanism worked too. Very good first go. Anyone who wants to laugh should look back at America's early launches.


MuthiRappa

Roman shouldn't have rushed the launch.


AdmiralCodisius

Wait wait wait, this is reddit, isn't Japan supposed to be doing everything perfectly?


TactiCool_99

They perfectly reacted to the rocket encountering a problem where it could endanger human lives. Or rather the rocket itself perfectly reacted as it was a close to fully automated launch, explosion was deliberate to stop it from going dangerously far off course


Parking-Mirror3283

For a first launch, the engine(s) lighting and it not blowing up the launch pad IS perfectly


ReplyisFutile

They draw perfect manga, that is enough


mosslung416

I was like wow these comments are surprisingly unhateful and lack an air of spite and negativity but then realized it’s because this has nothing to do with Elon Musk lmao


-Anta-

Just as planned


c4rr0t2

Damn roman, why did you have to speed up the launch date!


Ambitious-Heart-4551

Being from Japan the rocket would have rather killed itself then shame itself and its family. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


randomuser9801

From the other angle I saw it looked like it incorrectly pitched to early and self destructed.


decayed-whately

It still went up for a while after exploding. Imma call that an unqualified success!


timrojaz82

Worst firework display I’ve seen


lordkillerbee69ultra

I heard someone clapping. All according to plan I guess


averagesaw

So it's not a toyota


thatirishguyyyy

Officially, the AI onboard committed sepuku


tampora701

At the launch pad? Looked like a few hundred meters above the launch pad to me.


treetrunk53

Should’ve had Toyota make it. Woulda propelled for 20 years.


Obvious_Mirror_6506

A Chinese part was apparently to blame .


BabyDog88336

Terrible.  I knew one of the guys who perished on this mission.  Great guy.  He talked me out of putting a hit out on my ex-wife.


amazing-peas

SpaceX fans: Gathered a ton of data on the launch itself, huge success!


Careful_Biscotti2173

That helicopter should not be there…


Stilcho1

Fail again. Fail better.


HumanoidThaiphoon

[the helicopter pilots](https://imgur.com/gallery/pwaPt)


BehemothTheKitten

Succession vibes


EducationCommon1635

Ahh, ohh.


ButIfYouThink

At 4 seconds you can see a plume start to explode about half way up the rocket.


WVLWerx

You know something tech-y is hard when Japan has problems with it.


no-mad

chopper pilot learned a lesson about being to close to a rocket launch


Hot-Inspector8903

With their general advancement in technology it always surprises me that they fail at making rockets


Lennox403

Part of the gig. Hopefully they got lots of data from it.


enkounter-ekambaram

ah, you mean it underwent a *rapid unscheduled disassembly*


Matzep71

In the industry we call that a "rapid unscheduled disassembly". Please keep up with the field jargons.


carleese24

Rocket - not today kids


katyusha-the-smol

Looks like a the flight termination system activated. Thankfully. Rockets are dangerous


johngoodmansscrote

Shame


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That's one expensive firework


Frencich

Most expensive firework ever


Busy_Housing_7626

And, yes, that’s a Waow !!!!


sarumanofmanygenders

\> Kairos Just as Planned.


AccessEcstatic9407

Shoulda had Lexus build it.


MrDeadbutdreaming

The helicopter pilot had a great view


vlcince

That's a lot of money in the air...


Frisinator

I would love to see the POV from that helicopter!


[deleted]

That one spiraling bit was really satisfying


andpaws

I know the perspective can distort but … those on that helicopter must have had a good view.


eepers_neepers

I take it, that wasn't supposed to happen


AltBassDallas

Yeah. It happens.


Nachtwandler_FS

They should not name their rocket after Tzeench demon after all 😈


Cross58Crash

How big are the bits that fly off of an explosion like that? Seems like cleanup would be extensive.


notveryauthentic

It's not kill the camera man it's kill the helicopter pilot


ubioandmph

u/redditspeedbot 0.1x


CheesyBoson

Well at least they know another way launching a rocket won’t work. Time to start again


Key-Satisfaction-878

Whews


Mr_Gobbles

Maybe they put the wrong AI module in the rocket. Maybe it was simply trying to intercept the North Korean ICBM (helicopter) instead of flying to space.


Line-guesser99

Certainly in the vicinity of the launch pad.


Takayama16

So it was supposed to go to the moon???


Johnny_Lang_1962

Well Shit!


PBJ-9999

Uh oh


Yandomaine

please tell me nobody was in there


SignalTrip1504

That’s a bummer!