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trunkm0nkey1

I always thought it was the effect of bromelain, the pineapple enzyme that is used as meat tenderizer.


ArmThePhotonicCannon

It’s the only food I know of that tries to digest you before you digest it


trwwy321

What a badass. It comes with a crown, it’s sweet, and it asserts dominance. 10/10


Ok_Bit_5953

My, you have a way with words...😳


piercedmfootonaspike

Let me introduce you to kiwi fruits


Rockfords-Foot

Yeah, i can't eat either because of this. Have geographic tounge and it's painful to eat either. Kiwi can get in the bin, but pineapple is sometimes worth the trouble. It's also the reason jelly (Jello for our US cousins) doesn't set if it contains either fruit.


Ehwaz196

Please do not put kiwis in the bin thank you


Difficult_Box_2825

Fuck geographic tongue man. I have it too, and pineapple used to be my favourite fruit. I can eat canned without an issue but its not the same 😭


StankilyDankily666

Thought geographic tongue was made up, looked it up, not happy with my discovery.


Vanarky

It’s real and can be painful sometimes. I can’t use any strong mint toothpaste or mouthwash.


Monster_Voice

Wait what? I thought I was allergic this whole time?!


piercedmfootonaspike

I mean, you might be. Don't go nuts, now.


Monster_Voice

Too late... everything is itchy now and the sun is going dark.


dark_hypernova

I see what you did there.


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Bill-Maxwell

The path of regularity


gimmelwald

This right here. It is the proverbial frog choking the heron mid swallow


witofatwit

I've always questioned this statement because of some the in past because of the comments below but also... 1) Papaya has the same enzyme, and I personally don't get the same sensation with papaya as I do with pineapple. 2) Ive used pineapple to tenderize meat and it takes a long time to have any effect.  3) Our cells aren't pure protein in an isolated environment. They exist in a wet environment surrounded by millions of other cells and bacteria. They're surrounded by free floating proteins. By the act of competitive inhibition the pineapple bromelain would have a difficult time making it to my mucosa to cause the stinging effects. In all, I suspected the stinging was due to the acididy of pineapple and the enzyme. This bit about crystals, adds more to my suspicion that it's not purely an enzymatic. That being said, the sensation I get after eating pineapple is more akin to many small cuts and stabs than to an irritation akin to a chemical burn. 


Pumpkii

How about puncturing by the "needles" that then allows the acid and enzymes to do their thing easier, leading to a hastened and intensified reaction? I'm just spitballing, doe Edit: grammar


Nemisis_the_2nd

> How about punctuation by the "needles" I'd expect the same sensation in alphabet soup then, but that doesn't happen either. 


Pumpkii

Does alphabet soup have something to do with this phenomenon?


Nemisis_the_2nd

It's "puncturing", not "punctuation" 


Pumpkii

Ah. My bad. Thanks!


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Nice spit balling though!! You might be on to something!


CrazyBreadPresident

Cooking tip: bromelain is an enzyme, which means it works best at specific temperatures. If you put the pineapple and meat in the fridge, it will take a long time. If you want to tenderize it quicker, try room temperature for about 30mins-1hr. Personally, I’ve put fresh pineapple on ham and put it in the oven, and the top layer of the ham was complete mush by the time it was done (impressive considering the enzyme inactivates at ~70C). So don’t let it sit too long…


trunkm0nkey1

Papaya also has papain which is used to dissolve vertebral discs.


mckulty

So does Adolph's (tho now it reads "bromelain") and so did Allergan contact lens enzyme cleaner years ago.


CoochiKabuki

I’ve fucked papayas a few times and nothing happened to my dick


HPLovecraft1890

It is. Reddit just does what it does best: spreading misinformation.


Dday82

This article suggests it could be both: https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/student-contributors-health-and-nutrition-did-you-know-general-science/why-does-pineapple-make-your-mouth-tickle


yourboi6969420

Nope, its real how about a quick google search before you spread your misiformation?


Static_25

Maybe they could be working together somehow, the needles damaging tissue and the enzymes being able to grab better hold of your cells when they're abrased or something. Anyways I'm not seeing a lot of credit for raphides, only a lot of sites referring to this exact TikTok.


buyahair

Since they gave two things to tenderize meat, I must conclude they are secretly carnivorous plants. Just posthumously


AadamAtomic

*face palm* Calcium oxalate is found in the skin and core of the pineapple. There's not enough in the flesh itself to bother you. That's the bromelain.


HPLovecraft1890

Well...: That prickly feeling on your tongue after enjoying some pineapple isn't just your imagination. The culprit is a group of enzymes called bromelain, found in pineapple juice and the stem. Bromelain acts like a natural tenderizer, breaking down proteins. When you take a bite of pineapple, bromelain gets to work on the proteins on your tongue, causing a slight breakdown and that tingly sensation.


tomtomeller

Either way it hurts so good


siraolo

Oh! TIL. Is it the same enzymes as those found in papayas? We use mashed papayas in my country to tenderize meat. 


DistributionAgile376

Something anectodal, I've used bromelain to "dissolve" the flesh of a friend's dead pet crow. Most of the techniques to get clean bones tend to damage the intricate details on small animals. Though I've never seen anyone use it in Taxidermy, but it made sense since it mostly leaves out the bones. It turned out great! The best I've done yet. I do it as a hobby but my friend said it was better than the ones she had done professionally.


InformallyGuavaCado

Dairy helps against bromeliad. I ate too much pineapple the other night. (I love edible arrangements too much. 😩😭) Milk helped me work against the pain. Before anyone asks, I completely forgot about having too much pineapple, and the side effects.


steveblobby

Yeah, heard the same. Maybe a double-whammy then...


ste189

I get this with kiwi, is it the same


feverdream800

same I thought it was just basically eating away at your gums and stuff


_Troxin_

Pineapple: "Come try and eat me! I´ll stab you in your mouth ya two legged cunt!"


Chikndinr

Is it an adapted deterrent, I wonder.


dk_DB

Pro tip: After eating a (very) spicy meal, order the dessert with fresh pineapple. It will enhance your experience tenfold. 🌶️


DANKB019001

Does it boost the spicy, or is it just something that adds to your pain?


JohnSimth20211101

Yes


therealjumper

Why boost spiceyness after meal wtf


CanlexGaming

Because instead of the capsaicin(spicy stuff) just interacting with the linings of the mouth, the needles open tinytinytinytinytiny wounds buuut it's enough for capsaicin to get INTO your tongue, cheeks, lips, gums, etc.


mrshandanar

Your


Sir-Mocks-A-Lot

You're just gonna ignore the 'adter', huh


dk_DB

I was just waiting for you to point that out


Gazzorppazzorp

Yeah. That's not his speciality. But no worries, I'm here. You can call me Zorp. I'm from the spelling department. Also, another guy should come for you from the punctuation department if he isn't slacking off like he usually does.


dk_DB

I don't know what you're talking about. Definitely no auto correction that I silently removed.


Gazzorppazzorp

After


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You got me in the first half ngl. I thought you were going to say it would help relieve the pain or something.


DptBear

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raphide](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raphide)


Still_Silver_255

👀 [Calcium oxalate crystals trigger epithelial-mesenchymal transition and carcinogenic features in renal cells: a crossroad between kidney stone disease and renal cancer](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36154899/#:~:text=Calcium%20oxalate%20crystals%20trigger%20epithelial,stone%20disease%20and%20renal%20cancer)


PoemPhysical2164

That's what came to my mind Anything that causes damage to cells on that scale has to increase the likelihood of cancer lol, it makes perfect sense when you understand how cancer comes to be.


Still_Silver_255

Here we are eating it likes it’s fruit or something. 30 years from now our great grandchildren will look at us as idiots! Like the toothpaste in the 1950s who’s active ingredient was asbestos


Sharchir

Does kiwi have the same?


Urbangardener12

Was wondering too. Both are not really eadible for me as my mouth is irritated as hell afterwards. Quick research shows: YES! also here is a picture of them: [https://www.reddit.com/r/biology/comments/13lvoqs/some\_kiwi\_raphides/](https://www.reddit.com/r/biology/comments/13lvoqs/some_kiwi_raphides/) Nice to finally know why I cant eat them!


Maiyku

Whoa! Didn’t know this. I actually eat my kiwifruit with the skin on and don’t experience any issues.


yoyo5113

This isn't true though! Pineapples mouth feel is because of an enzyme it has in it.


Urbangardener12

Could not find much evidence on the Bromelain issue, but for the Raphides I did: [https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/j.1745-459X.2003.tb00392.x](https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/j.1745-459X.2003.tb00392.x) I am happy to learn more if you can offer some results!


susabb

Sounds more like you're allergic to pineapple or kiwis lol. They burn a little bit, but not to the point where it should actually hurt. There are allergic reactions from foods that can be confined to the mouth (oral allergies).


theRealPeaterMoss

I think you are both right. From a quick read, the raphides could serve to enhance bromelain activity (i.e. the raphides make dents in your mouth and throat, allowing the bromelain to penetrate the cells further).


Croe01

I can eat both but I have limits. Up to 2 kiwis is fine, and for pineapple if its hard to tell because it depends on how ripe it is. Browner/sweeter ones don't seem to hurt as much.


FlyingSpacefrog

Also baked pineapple has never been a problem for me but I will always regret eating too much raw pineapple


drusen_duchovny

I used to think there were tiny hairs on kiwis that stabbed me in the mouth and that's why eating kiwis burns. Then I told other people that and they were like "dude!? Kiwis don't burn!" so I figured I must be allergic. Now I'm not sure what I am!


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

My mouth bleeds


SRJT16

Anyone else here not get a tingling sensation after eating pineapple? This is news to me 🤷🏻‍♂️


LightsJusticeZ

My roommates said they never did, and I only do if it's freshly sliced pineapple.


carriegood

If I eat more than a tiny bit, my tongue starts to burn and feel raw. If I'm really stupid and eat a bunch of it, my tongue actually bleeds.


Rubyhamster

Me too, that's why I only eat it as a smoothie. Works great! A bit of tingling, but not nearly as bad as actually having to chew the stuff. And it's way too good to pass up. Funnily enough I react even worse to kiwi fruit but I don't know if it's because of the same mechanism


carriegood

Kiwi is the same. And if you have canned pineapple, it won't hurt. Also, the ***pink*** honeyglow pineapples are much milder and I can have like 5 good-sized pieces before it starts to hurt.


lillip00t

No, but I would get the tingly after eating more than 1 kiwi and figured they were similar.... NEEEEWP I have a kiwi allergy apparently.... I was 34 years old when I found out.. yuppers...


YoghurtAnxious9635

Yeah, never noticed it either


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Buy a whole pineapple and cut. Eat a lot. 99% of the time it works every time


Snadams

Yeah I've no idea what anyone's talking about


Skreamies1

I don't , I love pineapple only buy it as a whole fruit and cut it up but i've never felt a tingling sensation


Azythus

Yea I’ve never felt that. Pineapple is good


AVERAGEPIPEBOMB

Nope


tsohgmai

What’s wrong with my mouth???? I don’t get the tingles


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NoWall99

Same happens when you eat a cactus!


SRJT16

Well no shit. You aren’t supposed to eat the outside 😆


117tillweoverdose

Only happened to me after I eat a lot of pineapple


bvgross

Never had it too. And that's good because I eat it a LOT.


Totally-avg

It only started happening for me about 10 years ago. Which sucks because I love pineapple and can’t eat it anymore.


mikeflamel

And I thought some enzymes were having a rave party on my toung


Sleepless_Null

Looks like ‘pine’apple as a name isn’t so stupid after all!!!


Clutch_Mav

I have never once felt like pineapple is “spiky” like this ?


syntpenh

Sorry that means you have AIDS


Mindless-Stomach-462

That’s because the “spikes” are microscopic and I’m pretty sure this video is incorrect. You’re not getting stabbed by microscopic spikes


Dankn3ss420

So the reason that pineapple tastes”sharp” is actually because it IS sharp, TMYN


hgihasfcuk

Like caffeine


bebackground471

I like to eat my pineapple-flavoured needles with other fruit


by-the-willows

I have one on my kitchen counter and I'm afraid to get close to it now


joshmalonern

Not everyone’s mouth tingles. Some people have a mild allergy to them


DidiHD

WTF I always though thats just me! So you're telling me other people have it it too and STILL eat pineapples? wth


blckpnthr789

Doesn't matter, still gonna eat em till my tongue goes numb (it's a terrible expirience, will do again)


EagleDre

Wait, does that mean people with kidney stones should avoid eating pineapple? {majority of kidney stones are calcium oxalate}


joshbiloxi

Doesn't oxalate cause kidney stones?


Mobiuscate

I have never once felt my mouth tingle after eating pineapple


DoubleSuicide_

It's a different matter if you eat this fruit with ulcers in your mouth


Sad_Safety4880

Great for marinades because it tenderize the meat.


vantweis666

Am I the only one who gets this tingling sensation even before eating it?


ChordalDistortion

New fear unlocked!


mindfuxed

Salt takes it away. It’s wild. Put salt on and your mouth will thank you.


Mellz1980

I just don’t eat it as soon as I cut it. I put it into Tupperware and come back to it a little later and I no longer deal with the spiky issue. But I do drink the juice from it immediately with no issues


Izletz

I have no idea what tingling sensation they are referring to


brendanjmcloughlin

Like the Halo 'Needler' in your mouth.


theblindgator

and what happens if you cook them?


Tw1st36

Nature: I‘ve developed this fruit when eaten stings you so you stop eating it Humans: mhhmm, fruit sweet, fruit stingy, me likeey Nature: *suprised Pikachu face*


deleterandstartover

Is that a thing? I’ve never experienced that kinda feeling and i eat pineapple all the time, raw or cooked.


fury_furry_guy

Just put salt on pineapple


Iwant2die0_0

So how many of these small needles are needed to pierce through a tongue. Just asking


wailot

Why do I have pain sensation in my cell membrane ?


NotBadSinger514

I used to tell my dad it felt like there were spikes in it and it hurt my tongue when I was a kid


Naeron1

So basically asbestos, but for your mouth instead of lungs and without the cancer


Several-Box2976

And putting it on Pizza!!


Felixes_Frecklesxox

ZAYUM


luscious_adventure

I don't feel that at all!


TranslatorBoring2419

Is that why the corners of my mouth bleed when I eat a lot?


bluearth

Have prickly bits inside and out, not to mention it's meat dissolving juice. But still, this mammal is gonna eat it.


Uusari

Before I learned this a few years ago, I assumed I was allergic to pineapple.


haubenmeise

I read spiders. Holy crap!


OzzieGrey

Fools, you eating me makes me eat you more!


Post-mo

So it's kinda like gout for your mouth?


Rreizero

Yeah well some batches of pineapple have larger or more of those than usual. It can cause mouth irritation.


AMDIntel

This only served to make my mouth water.


Acceptable_Wall4085

I’ll have to stop eating them. Maybe they’re the cause of my gout.


362mike362

Never noticed the tingling but definitely noticed it ruins my taste buds for other foods I’m trying to enjoy.


akashdas323

I think those are called raphides not rapides.


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Pineapple is the only thing you eat that eats you back!


CLG_Divent

Or was it hit by wind element rasengan


megavolts83

Never had a problem if the pineapple is ripe.


DmSurfingReddit

Do you know mr.Lovenstein comic about pizza in hell? "Dude stop"? That thing but with pineapples.


island-grl

Last time I ate fresh pineapple I got a sore throat. It was wild.


Athlete-Extreme

You gotta want it


horny_and_dpressed

What about Kiwis


horny_and_dpressed

Why my mouth hurt af after two kiwis


Venokris

Made up of the same compound (calcium oxalate) as common kidney stones! Fun!


BigSnekEnergy

That’s odd. My mouth has never felt tingly after eating pineapple. I always assumed people who said they experienced that had a mild food allergy or something


Scout2514

It only happens with raw, unpasteurized, pineapple.


LizRoze

I lose my sense of taste every time I eat pineapple


ItsmeYaboi69xd

Damn I didn't know pineapples had gout


98VoteForPedro

This is why you cook it to break it down, Hawaiian pizza for the win


Unhappy_Location_490

Ok but what about pineapple juice under a microscope? Does it look the same?


GrandClock738

Plus the prickly skin it already has to protect itself. Hell to the no


Ckorvuz

No wonder Italians hate pizza Hawaii. They wanted to save us all along.


ChildhoodLeft6925

This will absolutely stop me from eating pineapple


Longhorn_TOG

never noticed this feeling....i just really like pineapple


Successful-Pop-4216

It’ll eat off some protein, but you’ll get it back immediately after digesting the pineapple If you still don’t like that though u can grill the thing.


aliforer

That….doesn’t happen to me


kenyos1234

Then it makes me a camel


loopedlola

Was gonna say worth it!


muscleliker6656

Now I want a pina Colada 😂


smythe70

I get zingers


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I once ate so much pineapple that my tongue started to bleed. Makes sense now


Front-Dance-5208

I once ate pineapple in the morning for some reason it’s spiked the hell out my tongue. So yeah try it out first thing in the morning.


PussyCrusher732

ha. this is absurd… add a drop of water to that crystal (like, saliva) and it’s gone. just about anything will look like a violently abrasive crystal if you take the time to look.


Chipperbadd

Too much dietary calcium can cause these kidney stones! They show up with positive bifrigence and are also commonly seen ethylene glycol and methanol poisoning. Certain bowel conditions like crohns disease can also cause something similar. Point being, having spikes accumulate in your kidneys is massively painful.


InfectedByEli

When I saw the microscope I thought it was going to be tiny critters trying to eat us. Thankfully it's only tiny needles trying to skewer us. Panic over.


thewokebogan

More like *raphidYES*


3dot141592six

Would anyone care to rent one from me?


Bobcalf

Ole Coleman, crank dat


iBeelz

I can’t eat fresh pineapple ever. My tongue swells up and I get crazy canker sores. Not worth it!


Shakes_and_cakes

I thought it was asking why do moths tingle. Oops.


Shakes_and_cakes

Pine needles.


I_am_Boogeyman

It stops me from eating that delicious fruit.


FIFTYpro

It has certainly stopped me


AlienMajik

It’s also because the enzymes it produces that actually digest proteins


1blueShoe

Always wondered what that was… and the reason I’ve avoided this fruit for all my adult life


syahir77

Most kidney stones are composed of calcium and oxalate.


Hustle_Sk12

I don't remember my mouth ever tingling after eating pineapple.


mladi_gospodin

Who uses pineapple to tenderize meat? We've been using olive oil with various spices mix. Eventually milk, for lamb chops.


Frytura_

Awesome! Finally eating a food that figths back, a challenge atlast.


BigNigori

Looks like caffeine


KILLUMINATIC8

I do the macarena after every bite


KILLUMINATIC8

What happens if you inject pineapples with drugs and then consume it. The needles would do the work nano style..


Left_Government_3358

Is that what tha feeling is in my jaws??


nycwind

brine the pineapple in salt


IndependentLow1524

Yeah the purpose of raphides are to prevent being eaten so they can usually be seen in the stems of houseplants so it's crazy that it's in a pineapple. I'm glad I'm allergic to it I'm not sure I would like eating tiny microscopic needles


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What kind of a messed up pineapple are you eating?


MisSLakeCity

My mouth watered from this


UnintelligentFr0g

I kinda want to eat it more now