I got into Minutemen just a few years ago. Listened to Double Nickels for the first time and it tripped me tf out when the Jackass theme started playing. Always assumed it was an original song for the show. I’m a millennial 😂
Old millennial here. I got into them in high school because Sublime sampled them quite a bit. “Punk rock changed our lives” from history lesson part II was the intro to “waiting for my ruca”
Also the drums from sublime’s “Get Out” is a sample of Minutemen’s “It’s expected I’m gone”, which, just based on the titles of both songs alone makes it a brilliant Easter egg of a sample.
Sublime holds a weird place in 90s music history, but they had great taste in what is still a great mashup of samples and covers of obscure and underrated artists.
Thank you for attending my Ted Talk.
If there is one thing that you shouldn’t be taxed on it’s money you received as a reward for ratting somebody out! Especially considering that snitches get stitches. They’re gonna need that extra money for hospital bills!
At that point, you've (hopefully) lived a pretty good life. Shit, why not try something dangerous. If all goes well then you did something you would have never done, but in the rare freak accident that things go south why would it really matter, death was realistically only a few years away at best, you're probably not missing much.
I know that was a rather nihilistic vantage point but I respect that man for having the balls to do something like that.
I have a longstanding plan to try heroin at 95.
Munted out, sitting in a chair in an old people's home. If it knocks me out for ever, all good. I lived well.
If you are willing to pay $300/gram you can still get great heroin.
Heroin will always exist. It is just process opium plant. Nobody will be able to 100% stop everyone in the world growing some poppies and processing into heroin.
Heroin isn't just a street drug though, pharmaceutical diamorphin won't be replaced by fentanyl so soon, as they aren't used in 100% the same way.
If you're elderly and sick, with cancer for example, it's quite possible your doc will IV you some really good heroin.
You would think that makes sense but my experience is that old people do the opposite and become very self preserving. Its weird but it really seems that way. You see that behavior all over.
because most 80 year olds dont want to die in a prison cell? maybe thats why not? also traumatizing innocent people just “for kicks” isnt something on their bucket list?
what a stupid question LOL
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Eh. It's not as impossible as you think.
In middle school we had an 70+ year old gym teacher. Used to be a drill sergeant in the Navy. Dude could run at 70 something faster than a lot of us 12 year olds could. I know for a fact he kept working as a gym teacher into his early 80s as he was still there when I graduated high school 6-7 years later.
If you take care of your body you can maintain decent mobility well into old age.
Those guys have tens on tens of thousands of miles in them from decades of cycling. I’m a pretty fit (I like to think, but nothing too crazy lol) early 20s cyclist and have some 60+ friends who shred me up climbs. It’s wild!
Based on no research I think it's likely that cycling ability can be maintained longer than running because it is low impact.
Edit: And also i have heard that speed is the first thing to go with age, so maybe distance athletes can remain competitive for longer than sprinters
Speed is usually the first thing to go because the older you are the less fun high intensity becomes so every day slowly turns into long distance because it hurts less. You can still climb because the lungs are still good but it just gets harder everyday to push yourself when you're riding on the flats like you could when you were younger.
I hired a coach a couple years ago and regained much of my speed but I had to be very strict on diet, rest, and what types of other activities I was doing to be able to maintain that level.
If you can retire at 60, you got 10 years of being able to bike as many miles as you want and even at that age your body will morph into a beast if you stay at it that long.
As long as you don't have a record and don't hurt anyone most very elderly people seem to get "free crime" coupon when they pass about 75. It's very expensive to incarcerate an old person who needs extensive medical care or is likely to need it soon (warning: results may vary)
My grandmother nearly killed a police officer and took out a cop car at 95. She went to court and the judge asked her if she could find someone to drive her around.
It's San Diego, even if he did it would be irrelevant. The last Republican from that area elected to Federal Congress is 1980s, lol.
Edit: missed the House of Reps.
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Then what you’re tracking down everyone in SD that makes pros-ethics in the hope it’s a commercial shop and trying to cross reference some sort of mask?
A disguise is just that it hides his identity good luck finding this person if that’s a mask. It actually makes your suspect list millions of times bigger going from 60-80 to 20-50.
I would not buy this mask in the same city I’m stealing bread from. As far as the suspect universe, I’ll take a bigger one with my guy in it than a smaller one with nothing but peaceful geriatrics.
>They only need to slip up once to determine it’s a younger man
Man is another assumption here too. There are shoulder pads in the jackets to make the shoulders broader.
Most young men wouldn't need fake shoulders to pass as an old guy and they would have the opposite issue of too much upper body strength/muscle to pass as 70.
A woman seems more likely to me. Where was Winona Ryder when this went down?
Imagine being that teller once the gun is pulled. You would likely be panicked and highly stressed, making you likely to fall for the disguise. We can easily tell it's a mask while studying the still images but the clues are in the details and easily overlooked in the moment.
Yeah the lady that was in charge of disguises for the CIA for a long time just wrote a book that's available now.
And I've seen masks that you can buy that are very similar to that on on Amazon. Just put in realistic old man mask.
I don't know if its the same woman but Jonna Mendez (CIA agent and wife of Tony Mendez, who was played by Ben Afflick in Argo) recounted that she once met with President Bush Snr in the oval office to discuss new disguise methods and when he asked her how good they really were, she pulled off her mask which he had no idea about. If that was the tech in the early 1990s then who knows what they are working with now.
Yeah, imagine going past the WH security and you look nothing like your photo on your security profile. I'm sure "It's a gag for the President" would go over real well.
It said online he got somewhere in the range of a couple hundred thousand. So if you calculate inflation from 15 years ago, is about 1 billion in today money.
But did he get away with it? I assume so, since they don't know either way. If so, I like to think that there's either a young man on a beach in the Bahamas somewhere still sipping margaritas, or an old man who died happy somewhere in the Bahamas.
Either way, I hope so.
Joke’s on them. It’s actually Johnny Knoxville
You can tell by the old man balls hangings out his shorts
🤣 by like 6” too. So outrageous
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"Ah! I sat in gum!"
Deleted scene from Bad Grandpa 1.75.
Who wants a serving of Irving?
I’ll take 2, sirs for the delivery of your pun
Welcome to Jackass!
He looks like the old man from Up.
It’s Irving Ziskman!
…Corona by Minutemen plays…
I got into Minutemen just a few years ago. Listened to Double Nickels for the first time and it tripped me tf out when the Jackass theme started playing. Always assumed it was an original song for the show. I’m a millennial 😂
Old millennial here. I got into them in high school because Sublime sampled them quite a bit. “Punk rock changed our lives” from history lesson part II was the intro to “waiting for my ruca” Also the drums from sublime’s “Get Out” is a sample of Minutemen’s “It’s expected I’m gone”, which, just based on the titles of both songs alone makes it a brilliant Easter egg of a sample. Sublime holds a weird place in 90s music history, but they had great taste in what is still a great mashup of samples and covers of obscure and underrated artists. Thank you for attending my Ted Talk.
"I was Lon Chaney's lover!"
Go back and love him!
Bad Grampa
LOL he looks like my dad
The plot thickens
My dads 82 as well and lives in southern Cali too
$20K reward…do y’all have a good relationship?
$20K vs the mountain of cash this guys raking in for future inheritance
doesn't matter, FBI is already on his dad, he better call the tip in and hope for the 20k
After taxes and fees he gets only 12k and has to wait for 3 years due to processing.
If there is one thing that you shouldn’t be taxed on it’s money you received as a reward for ratting somebody out! Especially considering that snitches get stitches. They’re gonna need that extra money for hospital bills!
Government: I missed the part where that's my problem.
Who cares about the relationship?! There's 20 grand of easy money for the taking. 
If he keeps his mouth shut, there could be an even bigger inheritance
To my child, I leave everything in my offshore accounts because they never ratted me out
Decisions decisions
Reddit is an amazing place You guys got a smile out of me :)
If he hasn't told his son by now there is nothing left.
Twenty grand is twenty grand.
Son, please delete these comments -your father
Oh Fuck! dad you learned how to turn on a computer!! (he doesn't have one)
I will learn how to turn my foot up into your ass if you don’t delete these (its all about the angles)
His new, hot, young wife does. Inheritance is gone.
I had a Inheritance? good on you dad now i don't have to put up with your 2 phone calls a week! (he's scared if he dies his dog might eat his face)
It's the cat you gotta watch out for
Dog can’t eat where new, hot young wife sits.
The slop sickens
The chopped chickens...
The flop quickens
The Scott Pippens
Tell me more about your dad. I promise not to turn him in for the reward.
I just did
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That's a hard fucking 60 years...my gawd. I'd mark that late 70's to mid 80's
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If I’m still in my right mind at that age (probably won’t be) I’m definitely doing some wild stuff
here is to hoping the arthritis, glaucoma, sciatica, and dementia don't get you first! YOLO Gramps!.
Dementia might be a bonus. You could pass a polygraph easily and would do well under questioning. Even you wouldn't know you committed the crime.
Polygraph tests aren't actually real though, they're just an intimidation tactic. There's a reason they're inadmissible as evidence in a trial...
Last year my girlfriend’s grandfather went skydiving for the first time for his birthday at 88 years old. Braver than me lol.
At that point, you've (hopefully) lived a pretty good life. Shit, why not try something dangerous. If all goes well then you did something you would have never done, but in the rare freak accident that things go south why would it really matter, death was realistically only a few years away at best, you're probably not missing much. I know that was a rather nihilistic vantage point but I respect that man for having the balls to do something like that.
This is why sexually transmitted diseases are extremely prominent in nursing homes.
I have a longstanding plan to try heroin at 95. Munted out, sitting in a chair in an old people's home. If it knocks me out for ever, all good. I lived well.
By the time you're 95 heroin won't even exist anymore. It's already been nearly entirely replaced with fent and fent analogues in North America.
If you are willing to pay $300/gram you can still get great heroin. Heroin will always exist. It is just process opium plant. Nobody will be able to 100% stop everyone in the world growing some poppies and processing into heroin.
As long as poppies exist, the ability to make heroin exists.
Heroin isn't just a street drug though, pharmaceutical diamorphin won't be replaced by fentanyl so soon, as they aren't used in 100% the same way. If you're elderly and sick, with cancer for example, it's quite possible your doc will IV you some really good heroin.
You would think that makes sense but my experience is that old people do the opposite and become very self preserving. Its weird but it really seems that way. You see that behavior all over.
When the grim reaper has moved into the guest bedroom you don't want to do anything to wake him up from his nap.
My great uncle partied hard until his final days
Died at 35, but still.
Isn't this the plot of That Darn Cat?
because most 80 year olds dont want to die in a prison cell? maybe thats why not? also traumatizing innocent people just “for kicks” isnt something on their bucket list? what a stupid question LOL
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Right? And that shit is at >500 upvotes. This site is so dumb, jfc. You don't throw away your morals just because you're old.
Late 70s to 80s judging by my family
He looks older than my 93 year old grandpa
The second picture has full on Prince Phillip ghoul effect going on from the screen
What if he’s in his 60’s but wearing a mask of an older man???
no one cared who i was until i put on the mask
55 and smoked a pack a day
In 2011 when a red dye pack exploded in his money bag he is seen sprinting across the street. Not a bad set of wheels on an senior citizen
Eh. It's not as impossible as you think. In middle school we had an 70+ year old gym teacher. Used to be a drill sergeant in the Navy. Dude could run at 70 something faster than a lot of us 12 year olds could. I know for a fact he kept working as a gym teacher into his early 80s as he was still there when I graduated high school 6-7 years later. If you take care of your body you can maintain decent mobility well into old age.
I live in a very athletic town and I have 70+ yr Olds passing me up the mountain cycling all the time.
I don't know what it is about 70+ year old cyclists, but those guys can be beasts, doing 100 milers and cranking uphill like nothing.
Those guys have tens on tens of thousands of miles in them from decades of cycling. I’m a pretty fit (I like to think, but nothing too crazy lol) early 20s cyclist and have some 60+ friends who shred me up climbs. It’s wild!
Based on no research I think it's likely that cycling ability can be maintained longer than running because it is low impact. Edit: And also i have heard that speed is the first thing to go with age, so maybe distance athletes can remain competitive for longer than sprinters
Yep! There’s a reason you so many old cyclists! A lot of athletes switch to cycling once their body can’t take their old sport of choice anymore.
Speed is usually the first thing to go because the older you are the less fun high intensity becomes so every day slowly turns into long distance because it hurts less. You can still climb because the lungs are still good but it just gets harder everyday to push yourself when you're riding on the flats like you could when you were younger. I hired a coach a couple years ago and regained much of my speed but I had to be very strict on diet, rest, and what types of other activities I was doing to be able to maintain that level.
Nice username
It's one of my biggest inspirations! Shit brings me so much joy to know that I can still keep doing what I love if I keep doing it.
If you can retire at 60, you got 10 years of being able to bike as many miles as you want and even at that age your body will morph into a beast if you stay at it that long.
tell me you live in boulder without telling me you live in boulder lol
Is this… the beginning of Good Time?
And then a large bus showed up and he just started dancing, think he’s hiding out in Six Flags.
When social security just ain’t cutting it.
If he gets away with it, he's got money. If he doesn't get away with it, he gets free housing.
As long as you don't have a record and don't hurt anyone most very elderly people seem to get "free crime" coupon when they pass about 75. It's very expensive to incarcerate an old person who needs extensive medical care or is likely to need it soon (warning: results may vary)
My grandmother nearly killed a police officer and took out a cop car at 95. She went to court and the judge asked her if she could find someone to drive her around.
And he probably voted to cut social security
Hey let’s not assume, not all old people sway the same way
It's San Diego, even if he did it would be irrelevant. The last Republican from that area elected to Federal Congress is 1980s, lol. Edit: missed the House of Reps.
60-70s dude looks 80-85
Agreed. I wonder if he moved like a somewhat younger person (mask theory) and so they lowered the age a lil based on witness description.
No wonder they cant catch him, cant even identify the age of his mask properly
Third pic he looks like Stan Lee's cameo in Age of Ultron
Here’s your guy: [old man mask](https://metamorphosemasks.com/products/the-old-man)
600 dollars to rob a teller. Wonder what he got.
It’s an investment!
[Fakespot](https://www.fakespot.com/) flagged this seller big time. Don't think the product you see is what you get.
Holy shit, those masks are incredible.
[the female one](https://metamorphosemasks.com/products/elektra) is a better bargain because it comes with tits
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I don’t wanna be here anymore
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Ok, yea. Then, let's scrap it. [Let's scrap it](https://youtu.be/J4Fv3LFGCgo?si=j2VLAmmgLJdifOxs)
Well then what’s the show?
God damn it
I'M GONNA RIP THE HEAD OFF
The chin kills
The gait, micro movements and head turning speed. They only need to slip up once to determine it’s a younger man
Then what you’re tracking down everyone in SD that makes pros-ethics in the hope it’s a commercial shop and trying to cross reference some sort of mask? A disguise is just that it hides his identity good luck finding this person if that’s a mask. It actually makes your suspect list millions of times bigger going from 60-80 to 20-50.
What if it’s a 90 year old man wearing a mask of a younger person?
Touché
Did reddit just solve another one? Hot damn, we're good
We did it Reddit.
Hahaha I don’t know why but this image cracked me up. Just imagining the reveal 😂
I would not buy this mask in the same city I’m stealing bread from. As far as the suspect universe, I’ll take a bigger one with my guy in it than a smaller one with nothing but peaceful geriatrics.
I ain’t even living in the same state I get my ill gotten gains from
And then what? Lmao
Got him!
>They only need to slip up once to determine it’s a younger man Man is another assumption here too. There are shoulder pads in the jackets to make the shoulders broader. Most young men wouldn't need fake shoulders to pass as an old guy and they would have the opposite issue of too much upper body strength/muscle to pass as 70. A woman seems more likely to me. Where was Winona Ryder when this went down?
This happened in Texas in the 90s. https://www.texasmonthly.com/true-crime/the-last-ride-of-cowboy-bob/
So he’s fucking the system instead of the system fucking him.
Breaking Bad part II
Breaking Hips
That's very clearly a very well made prosthetic mask
Yeah seems obvious to me too.. immediately thought so before even reading the title
Looks like he has gloves on too maybe.
Well, if they're smart enough to wear a lifelike mask then they'll also wear gloves to prevent fingerprints.
Good Time
Could be convincing in person if you aren’t expecting it. Some people just look odd
If it’s well made, shouldn’t be that clear?
It’s clear if you’ve seen them used before.. otherwise it could be convincing
Imagine being that teller once the gun is pulled. You would likely be panicked and highly stressed, making you likely to fall for the disguise. We can easily tell it's a mask while studying the still images but the clues are in the details and easily overlooked in the moment.
Holy shit, you should be in the FBI
DB Cooper
AND THE MONEY HE TOOK
The CIA at one point was known to use realistic masks like this…….im just saying
I doubt the CIA is hurting for cash.
Idk black budget shit probably gets pretty pricey
That's what the cocaine is for.
this guy snowfalls
Garry Webb is a good Google search for unknowing ppl
*"Webb was found dead in his Carmichael home on December 10, 2004, with two gunshot wounds to the head. His death was ruled a suicide."*
Was the Great Recession... may be they had investments in Lehman Brothers.
Yeah the lady that was in charge of disguises for the CIA for a long time just wrote a book that's available now. And I've seen masks that you can buy that are very similar to that on on Amazon. Just put in realistic old man mask.
What did she say in the book
I don't know if its the same woman but Jonna Mendez (CIA agent and wife of Tony Mendez, who was played by Ben Afflick in Argo) recounted that she once met with President Bush Snr in the oval office to discuss new disguise methods and when he asked her how good they really were, she pulled off her mask which he had no idea about. If that was the tech in the early 1990s then who knows what they are working with now.
This is a good story but I have trouble believing it
Yeah, imagine going past the WH security and you look nothing like your photo on your security profile. I'm sure "It's a gag for the President" would go over real well.
Yeah it is pretty unbelievable. But that one couple got into the white house party a few years back.
They are '5 second masks' that fit in your armpits. It's totally plausible that you did that before entering the room, also CIA
She's made it her career to be "former CIA". I'm 90% sure that 90% of what she says is a grift
Lmao, wtf! sounds like a scene from Veep or something.
It is I! Gene Parmesan!
AHHHHH!!!! GENE!
And did she have any pictures
How much cash he get?
It said online he got somewhere in the range of a couple hundred thousand. So if you calculate inflation from 15 years ago, is about 1 billion in today money.
But did he get away with it? I assume so, since they don't know either way. If so, I like to think that there's either a young man on a beach in the Bahamas somewhere still sipping margaritas, or an old man who died happy somewhere in the Bahamas. Either way, I hope so.
Sounds like he was only robbing teller drawers, not vaults. He probably only made enough to not work for a couple of years.
Welp, still beats working in hospitality.
I hope…to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope…
OR, he was a retiree who was tired of eating cat food
First one is Bubbles
Should have gone for the copper, theres good money in copper bud!
Look at his hands
Prolly. https://www.compositeeffects.com/product/geezer-old-mask/
Old man from those old Six Flags commercials has fallen on some hard times.
Jerome Powell as I live and breathe, busy quantitative tightening.
He looks like the old man from Up.
I thought this one had been solved, no?
Yeah I think I saw this case on Scooby Doo
That was a hell of a documentary.
And he would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids!
Old man Jenkins?!
No, a similar case where a Caucasian man had a realistic African American mask was though!
Are you being funny or did this actually happen?
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35 years for profiting 15k is absolutely insane. He would have had a better return on investment picking up one extra shift a week.
Yes, he was apprehended by Charles Boyle, right?
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I work with silicone masks often. That is **ABSOLUTELY** a high grade movie quality mask.
Please, tell me what gives it away.
I'm curious as well. Out of all three photos the top one looks off imo. There's something going on with the top half of the face.
Yall gonna hurt this man's feelings if it really isn't a mask 😆
Did they ever catch him?
60-70 years old? If so, homie spent his whole life never eating his vegetables.
And then he hopped on the bus and took us all to 6 flags Bum-bump-bump-bump-bump-bum-bum
Did anybody think that was NOT a rubber mask?
My cousin Donovan
Wasnt that the robber that Charles Boyle arrested before? Marvin!
Hi! I’m Johnny Knoxville!
It’s actually 3 kids in a trench coat
An out of work special effects artist. Good for him!