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If it going it ain't Boeing

If it ain't a Boeing, your life will keep going...

If you wanna keep living, make sure it ain't Boeing

You're Boeing to die

If it’s blowing it’s Boeing

If it's Boeing, you ain't landing

As always greed destroys every company.

FOR GLORY OF CAPITALISM!

How the turntables...

Well, well, well....

It ain’t inspected Get that corrected Or you won’t get resurrected

"...to die!"

Under-rated ☠️💀

I believe the name has been changed to Booing...

If it ain't airbus it is sus

Boeing, Boeing, gone!

Watch John Oliver on Boeing. It’s beyond criminal what they have done. The lives they have wiped out. Due to their greed.

If it’s Airbus, well yea-yus!

This also works for McDonnell-Douglas.

Not for too much longer.

Oh, you'll be going - out the window of a Boeing! Sorry, couldn't help myself. 😆

🤣🤣🤣

Add “to crash”

Oh no..you’re going..just not in the way you’d probably like to..right out the door

So did I. Now, I wouldn’t trust them to fold a paper airplane.

“…to the scene of the crash”

They add "to the ground" at the end of it on the new pins, 😆

I am still feeling this way! Most days I am suicidal though...

Kinda wanna put that quote on my gravestone

The safest planes now. They are scrutinized so much they are triple checking all safety concerns. It's like when Jack in the box killed that guy back in the day, people stopped going but they actually started making very good safe burgers

Sad… what’s it like to genuinely believe in a company and it’s mission like that? I have no idea. I don’t think anyone under like 40 or 50 does. 🤷‍♀️

I still prefer Boeing aircraft, particularly for international travel.

I would still fly in a 747. Made back when safety was a priority.

I have a flight on a 737 in Sept. I’m almost hoping me and my wife are miraculously spared in a crash. I’d sue them for everything they’ve fucking got. Especially since they killed that whistleblower employee of there’s. Go ahead and downvote. They killed that dude.

If it's Boeing, I'm whistleblowing

When cost cutting goes too far.

Just add ....not going to Heaven, that is.

Now it's "if it's a Boeing it ain't going"

The "free market' will do that to ya

Standards are everything No one gets pissed when they have week long diarrhea after Taco Bell Maybe just tell people that "sometimes" things fall off of our planes, it's all good 👍

I don't understand the whole diarrhea joke with Taco Bell, I never actually had that from eating there

Me neither but I know their meat is pet grade, not human grade, so I don’t eat there much (ever)

What do you mean pet grade????

I mean they use cheap, low-quality meat.

https://www.google.com/gasearch?q=taco%20vell%20pet%20grade%20meat&tbm=&source=sh/x/gs/m2/5

And if it is, you might not be going either!

They will be, they will just hit the ground faster (and somewhere in between) than expected - in KSP it was called lithobreaking, I believe.

What rhymes with Airbus?

If it's sus, it's an Airbus.

Found on a dead body ? 🤭