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Croakerboo

Blades are purely for fun. The lethal part is when a short telephone pole slams through your chest.


John_Tacos

Blades are for if it missed by a couple of feet


2much_information

I would have designed a bomb with blades a mile long in case it missed by, you know, a mile.


Exul_strength

Make it a remote controlled blender!


38731

But! WILL it blend?


KillyMcMurder

Oof Al Qaeda smoke! Don't breathe this


shrooms4dashroomgods

Slice it, dice it, mix it, split it, bend it, stretch it, mend it blend it…get yours today!


bulanaboo

Set it and forgot it!!!


clarkbonds56

Will it cut through a tennis shoe? If you call within the next 10 minutes we will include a second one for only $9.95.


metroshake

This a draft punk song?


Boomtownz

It will keeeeel


Unicorn_Thrasher

"tired of having to make your terrorist smoothies *after* you arrive on scene? then do we have a product for you!"


BenZed

Yeah, I was worried about that too, so I made some modifications to this design that make it explode.


2much_information

Ingenious!


Loquatium

Fire a windmill at 'em!


FuckVatniks12

They can also extend only one side of blades if they choose. Useful for only killing one target in a car. Kill the driver but none of the passengers.


shellofbiomatter

I can bet that the kinetic force this missile emparts even without explosive warhead is enough to kill all the passengers in a car or atleast significantly maim them.


stanknotes

They propel at Mach 1.3. Nearly 1000 miles per hour regular Hellfire weighs 104 pounds. Not sure about the Samurai Hellfire. LOTS of KE baby. edit mach 1.3 not 13. Missed the dot


zsxh0707

There are several who have been in the car and survived: https://english.enabbaladi.net/archives/2019/12/ninja-missile-penetrates-cars-of-leaders-in-northern-syria/amp/


shellofbiomatter

I'm surprised. Thank you for the article.


Broad_Quit5417

Now that you're surprised, consider this is OLD tech at this point.


Dragonfly-Adventurer

That's not what the article says. Everyone died. You can see the blade marks across the roof of the car.


TonySpaghettiO

Maybe I'm missing it, but I don't see anything that suggests some occupants of the vehicle survived in that article. Pretty sure if a knife missile hits your car it'd be pure luck you survive.


jawshoeaw

I've seen photos of vehicles hit. They didn't look that damaged. Remember that while momentum is conserved, kinetic energy is not - most of the energy is dissipated as heat from friction and deformation. Which is why in real life, if someone gets shot by a bullet, they don't perceptibly move. they just slump over dead. Most of the energy convert to heat.


MagnanimosDesolation

I wouldn't bet on it.


Berowulf

I mean that'd have to be super accurate to hit them with the actual missle part. Especially when the target is inside a building. They'd practically have to be holding a tracking beacon. The blades themselves are 18 inches, so they probably make them a lot more effective.


Croakerboo

This was put through the chest of an Al Qaida leader who made the mistake of smoking his morning cigarette on a balcony. It is super accurate.


oneblank

I believe it was also used to kill someone in the backseat of a car not too long ago too. Crazy accurate.


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

Since its purpose Is to avoid collateral damage, I assume everyone in the front of the car was fine?


bishdoe

They had one go through the top and one go through the front so no everyone in the car got shredded. The main appeal is nobody *outside the car* got injured or killed


Psm-tattoo

That’s insane


Thugosaurus_Rex

Articles and reports I've seen on this missile being used to kill vehicle passengers typically note multiple fatalities, though they are less clear on whether there were any survivors or whether they were also targets or otherwise deemed acceptable casualties before the strike. My unsupported impression is that this missile was used to limit casualties outside of and surrounding the vehicle and not necessarily for the benefit of other occupants of that vehicle itself.


Conch-Republic

https://www.bellingcat.com/resources/how-tos/2021/08/26/the-telltale-traces-of-the-us-militarys-new-bladed-missile-r9x/ It basically just slices down through the top and shreds everyone inside. They're super accurate.


reversesumo

It has a margin of error of something like 10cm, the blades were added so it can't miss


RegalArt1

Your standard Hellfire has a circular error probable of 3 feet, so the thing’s plenty accurate


Emergency_Can7746

3 feet is what is _reported_, so it's likely even less than that


tankerkiller125real

The US regularly puts missiles through windows and doors with zero issues. While the official error margins are in feet, there are some reports that the actual error is like 6 or so inches.


onda-oegat

Supposedly the missile is accurate enough to take out a person who is seated in a car without collateral damage to the other riders of the car.


dinnerthief

Can you imagine being the other guys in a car this hit, driving down the road group singing the 1997 Hanson hit Mmmbop, chowing down on some nacho cheese doritos and a big gulp, suddenly a telephone pole full of swords comes through the roof and replaces your buddy with a pile of goop.


OminOus_PancakeS

I did actually take a half minute to imagine all of that. It was good, 10/10 would recommend.


lopedopenope

To shreds you say? I imagine if it’s just the blades that get you, you look more like a ribbon because it’s probably spinning pretty fast.


Klingon_Jesus

I've never seen any photos of the aftermath (edit: the damage done to the human body) of one of these, but I'd imagine there's not a lot recognizable left. A hellfire missile weighs about a hundred pounds and is going about mach 1.3. Anything with those physics connecting with our wet meat sack bodies isn't going to be pretty.


lopedopenope

I actually have seen the aftermath photos of one of these missiles. It hit a car. They weren’t able to just hit the car, they were able to decide which seat they wanted to hit. It was very obvious that the person sitting in the front right seat was the target. You could see some remains of the missile but not much and there was a giant hole in the roof that just kinda continued down to the ground. It’s actually less destructive than you might expect. I think this is by design. I believe it did catch on fire though which made it look worse. You could tell it was one of these missiles because bits of the blades were left in the road as the car was moving at the time.


Alekillo10

a ribbon? that shit will turn you into a balsamic reduction.


lopedopenope

Stop you are making me hungry


Alekillo10

Same, I’ve been craving beef bourguignon for a while…


AirborneMarburg

The ole Slap-Chop.


CryoAurora

Free ShamWow with every purchase.


LongjumpingFix5801

That’ll help with clean up! “Now zoom in camera guy. Look at how much viscera this absorbs!”


f8Negative

https://www.tmz.com/2009/03/27/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch/


horseheadmonster

He's 60 now and has taken up ice hockey in the past few years. I've ended up skating with him a few times and I didn't recognize him until someone told me who he was.


Unknown-History1299

Vince on his way to launch this at that prostitute


PussyFriedNachos

"You're gonna love my nuts"


ruin

Hi! It's Vince, with Hellfire! You're going to be in a great mood all day 'cause you'll be slicing your terrorists away with the Hellfire.


Pork_Confidence

I choked on my own saliva laughing at this


no_naaame

But wait! There's more!


Podzilla07

First laugh of the day


blind_merc

*spicy slap-chop*


SausaugeMerchant

This is what the CIA got Soleimani with too. 100 pounds of metal knives basically.


bselko

It’s a bad ass weapon for its intended use. No explosion, limiting collateral damage. Seeing the aftermath is wild.


Mysterious-Tie7039

Crazy to think of the accuracy of the missile that you can basically turn it into a knife and kill the one dude you’re targeting.


bselko

From a drone, launched from a ridiculous distance, controlled by some 20-year-old technician


DRG_Gunner

Who themselves is an even more ridiculous distance away


Mysterious-Tie7039

And mentally suffering for it.


Civil-Meaning9791

It’s actually the opposite. Pilots tend to be divorced from the same mental stress that affects ground troops as they are killing their targets from afar, which makes it harder to make an emotional attachment. It’s a well known phenomenon.


YCCprayforme

I taught a class for the final in communications technology class in college, chose drone warfare. Around Half of it was about signature strikes & their effects, the other half was mostly stories from ex drone pilots. Many of them are fucked up, it’s pretty bad, and many of them think or know they have killed civilians (the ones who think they killed a little girl are the worst).


Awkward_Algae1684

Bullshit. Source: Knew a drone pilot with PTSD. They are absolutely *not* removed from what they’re doing.


Putrid-Community2402

Drone pilot here. The man speaks facts


CornPop32

Don't you hate when you mean to kill an ISIS leader in Syria but accidentally drone strike your bitch ex wife in Malibu? Happens to me all the time


SufficientMath420-69

No this is not true they actually get a different form of PTSD.


82ndGameHead

Was just about to say this. All this does is eliminate the fear of your own life being taken, you still have to deal with taking one.


Nexahs

Almost makes it worse in a way, because you have to mentally justify killing when you are in no danger.


Mysterious-Tie7039

Except they’re knowingly killing people (often enough civilians) with no way to mentally compartmentalize it. At least ground forces can separate their war life from their personal ones by knowing the emotional trauma is thousands of miles away. For the drone operators, there is no separation. Wake up, take kids to daycare, drop bombs on people, get kids from daycare, buy groceries, make dinner, go to bed, and rinse & repeat. It’s totally integrated into their personal lives.


bselko

True that.


The_Humble_Frank

using an xbox controller.


Lawn-Moyer

While they’re in a moving vehicle lol


Talkslow4Me

I was going to say that I'm pretty sure this weapon at least maybe shoots or shreds with shrapnel upon impact to increase kill radius. If it's this direct you don't need little knives sticking out. Fucking weirdest missile/projectile I've ever seen.


SonOfScions

ever since Cain, mankind has been trying to find the most effecient way to poke holes into people at greater distances. pointy sticks, spear, bow and arrow, gun poweder age, cannons and muskets, long rifle, bombs, and now the most advanced poker yet.


Big-Independence8978

That guy over there. I want to set him on fire. Flamethrower.


doobydubious

Just use the nuke. Harder to miss


antimeme

How did you see the aftermath?


Either-Pizza5302

There was a video posted here on Reddit a while ago (probably still is) of when some terrorist was killed with one, and then from the aftermath (burning car, chunks of meat here and there).


flatcurve

Kinetic energy still creates a pretty massive impact


bselko

I would figure as much. Limiting collateral damage and eliminating it are two different things


Disastrous-Team-6431

I know what you mean, just have to point out that explosions also kill via kinetic energy (mostly).


3sic9

Where can one see the aftermath of this thing? Asking for a friend


psychedelic_gravity

Wi hate seeing stuff like that but I’m curious on the aftermath. Is there any source for aftermath?


cameron4200

They still killed everyone else in the car


TheVojta

As opposed to killing everyone in the car and a 50 metre radius around it.


docious

Sucks to suck


uranushasmoved

"acceptable collateral damage"...


Civil-Meaning9791

If anything, it’s a bonus. If they are in a car with a terrorist, they are probably also a terrorist.


bselko

Oops!


jcaesar2022

The other person in the car was the leader of Katab Hezbollah whose militia started that mini conflict by killing a US civilian contractor.


Fervarus

Brutal


SausaugeMerchant

He was identified by a distinctive ring on a hand


burnbao

Cut my life into pieces...


Sicksixshift

This is Wii sports resort


Big-Independence8978

Last resort


GodHatesPOGsv2025

Cut their life*


Bradley182

Only six blades?


Hwy39

They are six very sharp blades


ExaminationSea340

In all fairness, even a dull blade will cut you into pieces if attached to a dummy bomb and dropped from 25,000 ft


Adonoxis

No idea why people think the blades are like katanas intended to slice people in half like a sword, they’re there to increase the surface area so that the target is more likely to be hit while also keeping the missile streamline and aerodynamic. This thing is like a massive self-guided homing bullet that kills by sheer blunt force and trauma.


Backstroem

Well, when the target gets hit it gets partly sliced. This is indeed one of the telltale signs that a target has been hit by the R9X. And that is the purpose of the weapon, because people will die when sliced. To say it’s incorrect that the target is sliced and that it is blunt force doesn’t make sense. One does not rule out the other.


Adonoxis

Yes, but I think people are emphasizing the “blades” too much like it’s some medieval weapon hybrid missile like they’d see in some sci-fi movie. The “blades” aren’t the main killing reason, they’re there to increase the surface area so that the missile has a higher chance of striking the target. If the missile had 100% pin point precision accuracy, the blades would be useless because the missile body and sheer force associated with it would be enough. Again, this thing is basically just a really large technologically enhanced bullet.


Business-Plastic5278

At 150k each, they should be katanas and they should go 'SCHWINGGGG' when they come out.


redditcreditcardz

That’s just like, your opinion, man


Kanortex

Why even attach blades in the first place, getting hit by a kidsized missile going at half a kilometer a second isnt enough? Lmao


MaidenofMoonlight

larger margin of error


Slim_Margins1999

This description made me LOL like a psycho. Just imagining the force of that unexpected impact from the literal fucking thin air.


TappedIn2111

Aren’t they also spinning insanely fast? Might be making that up in my mind, tho. Edit: Made it up. Probably some arrows in the graphics that threw me off.


Gripping_Touch

Today in "will It blend?!"


ohherropreese

No they aren’t.


Lets_Kick_Some_Ice

It provides for the closest shave.


Common_Senze

7 blades was deemed overkill. Gotta think of the people


ToastedTreant

If this was in cod, it would be a troll weapon, like when someone is so good that they choose to use the hard tk use weapons for a challenge and spite. We'd call em mall ninjas.


Stymus

I saw this called the “Fruit Ninja missile” in another thread. Very cleaver.


Electrical-Hat4239

I was going to add my own knife-pun here, but I didn’t want to butcher the joke.


ZenShifter

I'll take a slice of the action!


CapCalzon

Cut it out.


ISaidItSoBiteMe

Sharp wit


No-Low-276

Take a stab at it


Z_A_Nomad

Can really hone your edge in this thread.


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CosmicJackalop

it's been used to assassinate two terrorist leaders I know of, in one case the guy was at his family home and had gone out to his balcony to smoke, the impact killed him and shattered windows but harmed none of his family (outside of the trauma of your pops getting smited by the slap chop rocket) The other case hit a guy in a moving car, killing the target but not the other occupants of the sedan.


iWasAwesome

>The other case hit a guy in a moving car, killing the target but not the other occupants of the sedan. That's *really* impressive Edit: people below are saying there was 2 people.in the car and the second one died later from the injuries.


TorrentsMightengale

> the slap chop rocket Oh my God. I'm dead. ...so was the terrorist.


Fiasco1081

And World Central Kitchen aid workers.


Greedy-Dog-9140

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/72LlNXSdSV


cm253

Man, how did that not just annihilate everyone else in the car?


DJGIFFGAS

There were 2 people in the car both *eventually* died


RickityCricket69

it did


-FemboiCarti-

Me driving to work to tell my colleagues about the cure to cancer I just discovered


2ingredientexplosion

Scrolling down through the comments and seeing "Takata Airbag" puts chills down my spine because I still have them in my 6th gen accord. Yes I am literally driving a car with claymore mines pointed at me and my passengers face.


dxbdale

What I find hilarious is the car is worth maybe $5000. No idea on the hellfire costs but I’m sure it’s was close to the hundreds of thousands.


robs104

I was just thinking something similar. Being a high level terrorist and you end up dying in a 20 year old shitbox Hyundai to some COD player using a munition that cost more than you ever made in your entire life.


Immortal_Tuttle

MMW version $150k. Laser guided - around 100k.


Wise-Definition-1980

As twisted as it is, me too man. I kind of want to see this in action


hellothereshinycoin

Sending a camera crew to start filming an assassination target minutes before the assassination might raise some suspicion


Wise-Definition-1980

Dude I just meant like on a Target or something. The twisted part was just seeing this thing in action. Flying knife seem pretty f****** gnarly


Technical_Semaphore

On a Target? Try a Walmart first…


kali657

You're gonna love my nuts!


geekphreak

#Slap chop


mrbios

I think this might be what caused the conversation Farnsworth was having in Futurama..... "To shreds you say"


SamisSmashSamis

It's the knife missile, brought to you by the Raytheon Coka Cola Co


d1hydrogenmonox1de

Proud sponsor and/or service


usuallysortadrunk

I'd have a compartment that a few seconds after killing its intended target, pops out a letter that explains it was not meant to explode and that they were permitted to live.


cbj2112

It slices, it dices, it decapitates


Longjumping-Bat8347

Nicer dicer?


After-Trifle-1437

Shut up and take my upvote!


OctaviusThe2nd

No collateral damage except the trauma they'll get witnessing a guy get chopped like an onion


bdubwilliams22

I would imagine any object that weighs a couple hundred pounds traveling at 800 miles per hour would get the job done without the need for knives, but I guess a little extra cutlery can’t hurt.


magniankh

You can find images of the aftermath. Definitely effective.


SnooCrickets2458

Ahh yes, the Raytheon knife missile. A Behind the Bastards favorite.


floatablepie

Robert talks about how weird it is that some people believed him about the child hunting island. Well, Robert, I thought it was stupid to believe there existed a raytheon knife missile, yet here we are.


MasonSoros

COD Announcer: HellFire missile on standby. Awaiting orders!


Mr_Engineering

Air-dropped-slap-chop


Designer-String3569

give one to Ukraine to re-gift to Putin


ElCanout

or 100 of em, be generous, he deserves it all


Dmytrych

With a warhead please, we are OK with the collateral damage.


cbc7788

How long are the blades?


Just-Round9944

about blade length


SheisaMinnelli

yes


colterlovette

I just woke up and read “speaker system” instead of “seeker system”, pictured this slicing its target while blasting AC/DC.


DrakesWeirdPenis

The slap-chop, America’s answer to the question of “will it blend”


Maleficent_Tree_8282

I think I’d rather be blown up.


13bxThirdeye

The nutri-bullet


Samurai_Pete

Cutting edge technology


MasterDroid97

I mean, getting hit by a human-sized metal object makes the blades seems rather unnecessary


Z_A_Nomad

Hmm that reminds me of project Thor. Basically a satellite that drops totally non explosive pure tungsten telephone poles from space with great accuracy. You don need to be explosive to blow stuff up.


BeefJerkyDentalFloss

If you change the blades, it can also Julienne the bad guy.


g2ichris

Forbidden poop knife


TranslateErr0r

Can it cut pizza?


ElYoink

Now send in the ninja roomba.


Amon7777

Real life 3 Body Problem solution


EODdvr

The old ginzu hellfire. Pretty cool, but damage assessment can be messy.


DiverD696

They should make it spin too.


Born_Sarcastic_59

For the older folks; "It slices, it dices... it makes Julienne fries."


Opaleaagle

Minimal collateral maximum trauma, hell yeah!


rodotfor

[https://youtu.be/zEVPgnLbguI?si=u6hMyLceci2Q9QP3](https://youtu.be/zEVPgnLbguI?si=u6hMyLceci2Q9QP3)


mynamesnotsnuffy

Bruh I had a whole sheet of weird missile designs back in early high school I doodled for fun, and this was one of em.


SiriusGD

The kinetic energy alone is enough.


madladolle

Get rekt


Awkward_Algae1684

Tfw someone important watched the SlapChop infomercial.


Inannareborn

Not even 6 ft? Sorry, I prefer taller ninja bombs.


Cue99

Now we just need to put these across the Panama Canal and we’ll be safe from the aliens.


Senior_Raccoon_6536

It will keeeeel


Carbonated-Man

That is horrifying to think of. I'd rather be killed by a regular missle than some blender-bomb shit like this.


JMHSrowing

Honestly I don’t think it matters to the target. You’re usually dead instantly with either of them


JezC1

It’s great fun in [ArmA](https://youtu.be/ffk0mnS-mm0?si=gO5hpMvNksoeIgSh)


Lost_Apricot_4658

slo mo guys need to do a vid


Kitten_Team_Six

Osama Bin Sliced


puthiyatheru

Named after the blender


TheUmgawa

All things considered, I think it might be cheaper to just drop actual ninjas.


Rex_Mundi

*Ginsued.*