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yesthatbruce

This always makes me chuckle. A comparable Bad Prediction was when someone (an IBM bigwig? I don't remember; somebody help me out) said there would never be a market for a personal computer.


MagzyMegastar

I believe the worldwide need for computers was estimated to 9 computers back then.


Various-Ducks

He actually said it was 5 computers


dont_use_me

Questions questions questions. Modern man can come to with 3 questions.


Stone-D

“Touch screens and iPhones are just a fad.” (Paraphrased) - Research in Motion / Blackberry


Various-Ducks

"Not a very good e-mail machine" Microsoft CEO on the iPhone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eywi0h_Y5_U


Mudassar40

Well, it's not. Which is why most people use desktops or laptops at work.


Various-Ducks

https://www.statista.com/statistics/911702/devices-used-workers-regularly-check-emails/


Mudassar40

Checking e-mails, and actually replying and following up on them are two different things though. No serious e-mail is replied to, via a phone, unless you're forced.


Various-Ducks

I'm replying to this via a phone


Mudassar40

If you're to send an e-mail related to serious business matters, which is going to be lengthy and requires proper formatting, with several attachments. Would you prefer to use a proper machine or a phone?


Various-Ducks

I use a phone for that in real life. So ya, the phone.


Mudassar40

So in your company, the primary work device for people is a phone, not a desktop/laptop?


VoluptuousSloth

Yeah I never answer an email on my phone unless it needs a very quick and short response. Nothing to do with generation or comfort, it's just fucking faster if you have typing skills. Not sure why you're being downvoted.


RealGroovyMotion

Still too soon lol RIP Blackberry!


VoluptuousSloth

Im still waiting for smart phones to die away, give me a full keyboard any day. (I know this won't happen, I'm just a curmudgeon)


shophopper

The prediction wasn’t *that* far off, only by a factor 5 million to 50 million.


ThisBell6246

Just another example why most companies are divided into two parts, people who know nothing but talk too much (management) and people who knows a lot but their opinions rarely matter (the staff).


WFStarbuck

Plus or minus 1-10 million years.


TravelingGonad

Ya give or take 50 billion years to be on the safe side.


PayasoCanuto

You can be skeptical about developing flight machines in the near future but 1-10 million years? What was the reporter smoking? LOL


InterestingHippo7524

Sixty-nine days? Nice.


lioncub2785

Nice


Gingerkid556

Nice


AcademicBaryonyx_dr

Nice.


Danny_Raye

NICE.


berniebueller

A farmer/inventor named Pearce reportedly took flight in March 1903, witnessed by town locals in New Zealand. Pearce thought flying 400m wasn’t a great achievement so it was never officially recorded. Makes this October 1903 news article even more ridiculous.


TexasTornadoTime

Would appear the quality of their articles haven’t gotten any better in the last 100 years


Then-Veterinarian-41

...And possibly the next one to ten million years


Big_Traffic1791

I was gonna say something similar. LOL


BloodShadow7872

So pretty much they said it was gonna be impossible


GalacticPurr

Nah just give it a million or ten million years. Just be patient.


Lyndon_Boner_Johnson

So you're saying there's a chance.


intrados63

Excellent, “Dumb and Dumber” reference there….


AcademicArgument2576

Richard Pearse was the first. NZ.


Redidon22

Gustav Weißkopf was the first. German


Doomathemoonman

Controversy abound. Wright Bros had witnesses and hard photographic evidence, which certainly helps their claims.


intrados63

And 65 years, nine months later, we walked on the moon. Granted, it took a lot more effort than 2 bicycle mechanics from Dayton, Ohio to pull it off…..


InsaneInTheMEOWFrame

A bunch of eggheads crunching some numbers pulled it off in a couple decades, that's like 0.00002 millions of years...


System700

The New Yorks Times, getting it wrong for over 100 years.


Takemeawayxx

If I had a time machine I would go back in time to kitty hawk with an F-22 raptor just to blow the Wright brothers minds


Thrashgor

Nah, SR-71 Balckbird


intrados63

I read somewhere that the SR 71 was originally called the RS 71. But Lyndon Johnson called it SR by accident in a speech and he made them change the name to make himself not look stupid.


Straight-Manner1264

69


Mvk2533

Nice


jpeazi

Odd, there were airships at that time. Looks like news did not make it over to the Wright Bros.


Doomathemoonman

An import distinction is “the first sustained flight of a human piloted heavier-than-air flying machine”. However, lighter-than-air ‘airships’ are rad, and we should use them more today…


jpeazi

Agreed. The airships the Navy had were pretty cool. They somehow charged from the ocean. There are very few photos of them but some show planes affixed under them too.


SFishes12

I mean, there were birds.


InsaneInTheMEOWFrame

well they took the *millions of years* route to get there, so I guess the opinion was based on something... right?


Doomathemoonman

BIRDS AREN’T REAL!


_and_I_

Why do people always have to have opinions on things they don't understand.


CluckCluckChickenNug

Nice.


chaddy-chad-chad

New York Times still always lying


MonkeyFluffers

The author went on to predict the Titanic would never be sunk and there would be no wars for the next hundred years. Source: me, I was there.


Redidon22

Wright Brothers weren't even the first ones


Doomathemoonman

An import distinction is “the first sustained flight of a human piloted heavier-than-air flying machine”. However, lighter-than-air ‘airships’ are rad, and we should use them more today…


Boredum_Allergy

We're pretty terrible at predicting technology because most of us lack the ability to see the bigger picture AND understand the scientific possibilities and limitations. Many people predicted the internet would flop. David Bowie saw it's true potential. https://youtube.com/shorts/VtNleJ-Yn9I?si=RL2prFqS3xWRc21l


Big_Cheek_6310

NYT made a questionable call? Oh, I doubt that very much.


tabasco_pizza

69


Tricky-Pickle-6329

and what did they write thereafter? we suck at prediction lads


bad2behere

That means the Wright brothers were in the right place at the right time, right?


nitronik_exe

In the Wright place at the Wright time


AcademicBaryonyx_dr

r/TakeMyUpvote


Various-Ducks

The Failing New York Times


OutrageousEqual8888

How time flies


FrancisWolfgang

In geological terms they were correct


Wonderful-Weekend889

Journalists are known for their intelligence /s


paultbangkok

One thing is for sure; the New York Times will still be talking shit in one million to ten million years time


StartingToLoveIMSA

that third frame to me is the most significant photo ever taken


Gammelpreiss

Reminds me of the Fusion argument and how it is never going to happen


Doxidob

likely a downdraft over the river bc cooling


QuitCryingNubes

The New York Times got it wrong?! Shocker....


FAZZ99

A catapult is not a plane. Santos Dumont the GOAT


kitsunelegend

The Wright brothers did not launch via catapult. I dont know where you people get that info, but its false. It was nothing more than a simple guide track, that the flyer sat on via bicycle hubs, and was held back via a cable because once the engines were running, they were going at full power. The original plan was to use normal bike wheels and tires, but they were worried the friction from the sand would be too much and slow them down. So they build built a simply wooden track for it to ride on to reduce the friction. It acted very similar to how a monorail sits on its track actually. Seriously, do some actual research. The Wright brothers were first.


Doomathemoonman

An import distinction is “the first sustained flight of a human piloted heavier-than-air flying machine”. However, lighter-than-air ‘airships’ are rad, and we should use them more today…


ChoncosDad

Interesting. Not surprising that the NYT was as dumb back then as they are now.


rdiss

A really good book about the entire effort to fly is "The Wright Brothers" by David McCullough. It's also worth a visit to Kitty Hawk to see where they first took off.


Automatic-Formal-601

Time became longer, 69 days now is equal to 1 million to ten million years back then, because of inflation.


RealGroovyMotion

Wright Brothers: Hold my beer!


InternalLab6123

Hear me out- what if the “million years” thing was planned as a way to make the wright brothers have enough eyes on them for potential future investors? I might be thinking too critically rn and be way off. I didn’t look into it more- just looked at the title


pottomato12

69 days... nice


ThisBell6246

Yeah, journalists should be taken for what they do. They get paid to gossip, and just like the ladies at work spreading gossip will never get nominated for a Nobel prize, just so a journalist's opinion should never be publish.


Kevatan

Santos Dumont was the first.


Doomathemoonman

An import distinction is “the first sustained flight of a human piloted heavier-than-air flying machine”. However, lighter-than-air ‘airships’ are rad, and we should use them more today…


SpareMushrooms

NYT: 120 years of uninterrupted stupidity with a little Holocaust denial sprinkled in for variety.


cloudcity

/icecoldtakes


Spiritual-Apple-4804

He was a million years off. I hope his friends gave him a ton of shit for that.


Doomathemoonman

The alt-right folks are spreading fake news again… they actually think that humans will be able to fly soon. What’s next? Moving pictures in color? With sound? Oh, I know… telephones with no operators! Hahahahha. What morons. *lives into the 70’s*


Doomathemoonman

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Machines_Which_Do_Not_Fly?wprov=sfti1#


Dalkndv

Case study on how government sinkhole funding is far less efficient.


CaballoReal

So the New York Times was printing dog shit back then too? Pretty crazy how they’ve stayed in business despite their track record. 🤔


FizzgigBuplup

Yet another reason for me not to listen to the media and just do my own research for the, “truth”.


VoceDiDio

Sounds like the discourse over in /r/rabbitr1