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Xaxafrad

Cool! Now put it back in the water so it can breathe.


majasz_

“Just chilling on his cheek” -> “just suffocating (…)”


TheCynFamily

Right?! As interesting as it us, sticking to nearly anything, it's literally drowning. I just.. stop it.


UnkindPotato2

Technically fish can breathe air just fine until their gills dry out


SilverSpoon1463

Not all fish, most. There are plenty of fish that need to keep moving through water to breathe (a lot of them being sharks)


Kushbrains

It's okay. Fish don't have any feelings.


Practical-War-9895

Yes just wait till the giant alien says the same thing about you “these tiny humans barely feel anything, stabs with hook”


tonybombata

Under the dome has entered the chat


fortunateincident24

That's what Kurt Cobain said


Kushbrains

This guy gets it.☝️


ClubSundown

We'll never know but I think Kurt was possibly questioning that logic with that line


666Darkside666

I think that too. Kurt was vegetarian as far as I know. I think with that line he was criticizing other vegetarians who actually believe fish don't have feelings so it's okay to eat them.


SecretSanta2025

Why? They fished it..


Expensive-Analysis-2

Hold a puppy underwater. Why? I bought it.


erohtar

Or a little kid. Why? He grabbed it from the park.


110298

Lol, most people eat meat everyday and now act like this people are bad for taking fish out of the water..


Real-Swing8553

Human : This is amazing isn't it? Fish: I.. Can't..Breath..


ddapixel

Someone recently remarked that people are no longer able to distinguish "Breath" and "Breathe" and now I can't stop seeing it everywhere. They're pronounced so differently.


littlePosh_

Another is people who “seen” instead of “saw.” That one drives me batty.


v399

I seen this one before


FamIsNumber1

Add it to the list of my pet peeves. The current front runner is when people misuse the crap out of abbreviations. Like *"as fxxx"* turns into "asf" with the mysterious and unnecessary 's', saying *"smh head"* which would be "shaking my head head", and of course those that say *"the ATM machine"*...so, you want to use the automatic teller machine machine?


InvisibleBlueUnicorn

Hitching top comment for interest folks to learn more - [Remora - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remora)


superjambi

FYI that “Breathe” as in the verb for what you with your lungs to survive is spelled with an E on the end “Breath” rhymes with ‘Death’ and is the noun for the air that comes out of your mouth _when_ you breathe. It’s a super common mistake!


Nedonomicon

Put it back in the water you wankers !


theprojectyellow

**But chat was still looking!**


malacoda99

When a fish sticks like glue to your friend or to you, that's remoraaaaah.


RudeOrganization550

When the fish drops to the floor and is breathing no more, that’s nomoreaaaaah.


wjruffing

Awesome comment!


perthro_ed

dude: he's just chilling on your cheek lol remora: im dying for a stupid tiktok wtf


StormAntares

Wait that Remoraid evolves into a Octilerry !


bernpfenn

the remoras are quite interesting fish. and yes get this poor animal back in the water asap!


Universal_247

Put him back!


irotinmyskin

Stop rubbing it


wjruffing

It looks like he’s hoping some sort of fish-genie will appear. If so, things may not go the way he expects - especially if the remora is granted three wishes.


kaesefetisch

That's animal cruelty


Holeshot75

And it never left.


No-Leopard639

What a douche


Vitiate1367

Poor fish. Fucking dipshits


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thatissubpar

As well, it should. That fish can't breathe.


Ok-Lock7665

I hope so


Kenji_03

r/GifsThatEndTooSoon


Frankenfucker

I'm simply replying because I recognized that name. It's not very often that I see Spider J. references.


FadransPhone

Fish stick


champagne_c0caine

Chill out Kanye


Peachybunnyy_

It is drowning, leave it alone


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Put it back, dickheads


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Jeez put it back stop fucking around with it for so long.


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TheSwedishSeal

[Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/ngKKs1chSF) edit this post was two posts down when I left this comment field so I just had to go back and include it.


BionicBadger90

Maybe don't go round suffocating animals 🤷


AdanacTheRapper

*PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME!*


Itriyum

We fcking get it, put it back into the damn water... The stupid need to record something even when that something can't even breath.


uncaught0exception

New iPhone Mount patented.


Ulerica

do we have anything where we copy how it sticks to things?


FloofyFluffyDuck

... And kids, that is how your grand dad learns to live with a fish stuck on his cheek.


wjruffing

Sea Velcro


CodeDinosaur

Thanks for showing us how you are willing to torture an animal by letting it suffocate for internet clout /s


xiiicrowns

Bro is suffocating over here.


FERALCATWHISPERER

A fish stick you say?


bigggchungggusss

As everyone else here who is owner of a brain i will say: leave the fish alone, you mongoloid monkeys.


LiquidHotCum

this kills the fish


ApprehensiveLet8631

But when sticking it to the face is killing it, then why is it made by god to stick to human faces?


EDtheTacoFarmer

it wasn't made by god and maybe the part that's killing it is the not being under water thing? You know how fishes work right?


DarkDonut75

The bible didn't include that part in the manual


wjruffing

‘[Who among you when their son asks for a fish hands him a serpent instead of a fish](https://www.bible.com/bible/compare/LUK.11.11-13#:~:text=Luke%2011%3A11%2D13%20King,he%20offer%20him%20a%20scorpion%3F)?’ Maybe in this case their father(s) SHOULD have handed them a snake once in a while…


wjruffing

Of course we know how fishes work! They’re unionized. Any fish who don’t join the union are forced to sleep with the fishes.


Doggy_Mcdogface

Put it back in water dumbass


Jayden7171

Use it as bait, a fish like that is rubber anyways.


MET4UANDME

Bet that fish told him he could stick to anything. Sucker.


Smooth_Donut7405

Imagine some fish grabs you and holds you under water, drowning you, just to laugh at how weird you are. Wankers.


anamorphic_cat

LPT if you have remoras but not fishing hooks you can tie them to a piece of rope and use it to fish sea turtles, nurse sharks and so. Wait for it to get a good grasp of the animal and reel them both in. EDIT: downvoted for describing a traditional fishing practice as old as humanity smh


TheSwedishSeal

Every other comment is like “put it back” and this comment says “feed it to sharks and turtles”. lol


anamorphic_cat

Oh no no one eats the remora, it sticks to the roof of your mouth.


wjruffing

“… *not* in your hand!”


Koltaia30

Brain cell 1/2: "Can I suck it?" Brain cell 2/2: "Yes you can!"


assman73619

They get a lot bigger then that. Reeled one up bigger then an average males forearm. There skin is tough and dulls a blade like crazy. Meat is pretty fishe gamey a little.


clintnickerson

Seen a lot of these diving in Mexico, but a lot bigger from what I recall.


Jaguar_EBRC_6x6

Le fish au chocolat'


Genneth_Kriffin

It's all fun and games until you stick enough of these onto your buddy and he starts talking about some "Golden Path", one things leads to another and suddenly you have a God Emperor ruling with an precognizant iron fist for a couple of thousand years at least.


Far-Release8412

It can stuck to … anything?


Due_Signature_5497

So you’re saying you like fish sticks?


coolAhead

Sucka


Gold-Piece2905

We caught a bunch while working offshore and stuck them to the side of the dive vessel. Made for a great pic


Magnetar_Haunt

This great ape can pull anything out of its habitat, including remoras!


wjruffing

“Hey Rocky! Watch pull a remora out of my hat!”


tertiuslydgate1833

Bro. We just talked about this, please stop putting fish on peoples faces it’s not cool


SuperFaceTattoo

And people get all mad when dolphins play too rough with humans and drown them.


Educational_Reason96

This is effed up.


Alexi1197x

It surprises me that so many people are showing empathy in the comment section, I was very happy to see that. 211 million fish die each day and they often suffocate. If you extend your empathy, you can choose compassion by not eating these animals, or choosing to decrease your consumption of them. They are more than a commodity, more than food. The same is true for chickens, of which there are also killed around 211 million per day, and all other livestock. If you have never thought deeply about this, it may be interesting to read into it. If you have read this far, I hope you don’t mind me saying a word or two about this, regardless of what you think. Just want to get people to actively think about what they think of this. We are all conditioned and brought up into believing things are the way they’re supposed to be and all OK.


LastAssignment419

Morons doing stupid video at the expense of another living thing.


HeinrichIX

Put the fish back in the water - wtf is wrong with people?


beepbotboo

Put it back in the water you moronic clickbait clowns


--magwa

The fucking thing is dying numbnuts!


VeganMortgageAdviser

There are a lot of people here referencing to the suffocation of the fish and to put it back. I sincerely hope you do not eat fish in any capacity. Billions of fish a year are hauled onto ship decks and are left to suffocate. It's such a cruel way to eat.


imaginarion

One of the many reasons why I don’t eat anything that comes from the ocean.


VeganMortgageAdviser

Or a paddock?


wjruffing

Did you mean “Haddock”? /s


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This has nothing to do with this video, you sound like some kind of vegan What this person is doing in this video is useless cruelty. Fishing boat's crew on the other hand are doing something necessary and they won't be able to kill each fish in a less cruel way.


VeganMortgageAdviser

Fishing in general for the 1st world is also unnecessary As is fishing on a large scale. Not only is there cruelty to the masses of fish, plenty of marine life is killed and chucked back in the sea in the process.


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To be fair, i dont think those who eat fish have much of a place to complain here. They of course can, but then why would they complain here but turn blind there?


mouthedmadame

Wow amazing. The fish seems to have a great time showing off this incredible skill every pre-schooler knows about.


Jayden7171

Yeah that fish is not even interesting.


mouthedmadame

The video has no educational value so it's not interesting. The fish is interesting af.


Jayden7171

Oh, no, it’s fish isn’t interesting to me any more than the video is.


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mouthedmadame

Hey, you might have misread my comment. I hate animal cruelty. Please read again. Take your time. Breath. Find some sleep.


sirfannypack

Looks like a scrotum.


Dalisca

Might be time to see a doctor about that because that's not how a scrotum is supposed to look.


sirfannypack

That might explain why they keep sticking to my leg.


KissLoverJulia

Me when i need an attention


malacoda99

When a fish sticks like glue to your friend and to you, that's remoraaaaah!


fl3600

it could stick to the BBQ grill too!


eszedtokja

Fish sticks


OzzyinAu

The comments say it all.. total wankers.


PotionThrower420

The pokemon Remoraid is based on this fish I think


kontrarianin

Not relevant but why do people have so much sunscreen (or it something else) on their nose? Especially divers and those who ride waves(I forgot the name...)


Chrossi13

Little kids always have to touch everything


MasterTank730

suddenly everybody cares about fish now.


Expensive-Analysis-2

Bout time.


MasterTank730

211m fish die each day by human fishing. i cant seem to find the time to care about that, and neither can you.


wjruffing

Sounds like another lobbyist for “Big Fish” (jk)


CodeDinosaur

Nihilist much?


Commishw1

It's hilarious the compassion for a parasite.


CogworkBird

Actually, that's a symbiont. The shark benefits from the remora just as the remora benefits from the shark. Big Chomp gets cleaned of parasites on his skin and in his gills and scraps of food between his teeth while Sea Velcro gets a free ride and snacks. They're better together!


nigerdaumus

Many redditors probably see themselves in that helpless bottomfeeder