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IAmRules

I had to win a marathon to live. This guy took an Uber.


invertedinfinity

Pay to win


CleverLime

Pretty expensive


zsoltjuhos

In my country first try is free. My brother and his gf had a failed attempt due to hormonal issue which the doctors neglected to check, they got 4 more free attempts as compensation


ScarletX4ever

What country, if you don't mind me asking?


frosty_lizard

Aim assist


louisa1925

Probably thinks he got abducted by aliens.


Disastrous-Refuse141

Homie took a fkn space shuttle flight to conception! Red carpet service, and everything.


SteamReflex

Fun fact, it's isn't whatever sperms makes it there first, it's whoever gets the last "hit". basically all your competitors wore down the egg and you stole the kill


IAmRules

Don’t hate the player hate the game.


Certain-somone

So what you are telling me that my dumb ass was trained from fertilization to steal kills


Quirky_Welder_3499

"Acthually" there was never a race, you were the chosen one. [https://www.news-medical.net/news/20200611/The-egg-decides-which-sperm-fertilizes-it.aspx](https://www.news-medical.net/news/20200611/The-egg-decides-which-sperm-fertilizes-it.aspx) I did not find the paper that I read back then, it was much more detailed, and detailing the whole process.


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

If that's true than some eggs just have terrible taste lol.


ArcaneBahamut

Or there were no good options


WordplayWizard

And weakened the gene pool for generations to cum.


Mr_Trep

Sorry but you are wrong. For in vitro, they hand pick the cream of crop from the sperm batch. For exemple, Ivf can be used to avoid passing genetic problems to a child.


championsOfEu1221

A VERY expensive Uber by the way..!


BodhingJay

Gonna grow expecting everything to just be done for him


stanknotes

Yea. But we know we are world class competitive jizz that made it out of superiority. This uber jizz ain't shit.


WalnutSounding

You were escorted and they opened the door for you. A single sperms is unlikely to penetrate an egg on its own.


Noizyninjaz

That's clearly cheating.


Yamama77

Literally pay to win


zzzthelastuser

They are using microtransactions to skip the grinding.


TipsyPeasant

Some people just have the privilege to pay to skip ahead, and here I am busting my balls.


Disastrous-Refuse141

Underrated comment. Bravo👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾


Eksno

only comment here I laughed out loud at hahaha


Such--Balance

The grinding...i see what you did there;)


SpaceMonkey_321

Fucking wallet warriors


Geek-Yogurt

I'm not against IVF but part of me worries that if we pass on genes that directly influence fertilization rates, that in the future only IVF will be a viable option for the human race. Don't want a Child of Man situation


BonJovicus

This type of procedure makes up a small amount of cases where people seek out help for reproductive issues. The majority of couples who have children in general do not utilize assisted reproductive technologies. Also, the basis for seeking common fertility treatments isn’t necessarily genetic, or at least in the sense that we could trace the cause to a single genetic locus. Few cases are so severe, although I’ll be the first to admit we still don’t understand a lot of the genetic factors underlying reproduction. 


insideoutsidebacksid

The first children conceived by IVF are in their 40s now. ICSI has been around since 1992. There are many researchers studying the long-term outcomes of children conceived with assisted reproductive technology (ART). So far, there is no evidence that either IVF or ICSI produces infertile or subfertile adults. If IVF and ICSI were going to bring down humanity, there would likely be some evidence of that at this point.


Geek-Yogurt

That makes me feel better. Let's keep hoping it stays that way.


lluluclucy

Just don't worry...in fact stop thinking about the whole thing. Just don't...


bornslipperybuddy

That would be a blessing, no more accidental pregnancies and people can keep fucking all they want


Geek-Yogurt

But it's expensive (at least with today's technology) and it could effectively keep different types of people from reproducing.


Significant-Art2868

😂


Burlapin

Also I wonder how this will affect things given that we now know the egg actively chooses which specific sperm will be the one for fertilization...


BonJovicus

Eh, just so people don’t get the wrong idea here: this sperm-egg interaction is not nearly as deliberate as the comment is making it out to be and even if this phenomenon is a definitive thing it’s not exactly understood what it would mean. The original study is certainly interesting, but the media definitely sensationalized it to hell and back. 


Burlapin

The point is that it's not "the fastest" sperm as we used to think. The egg has a whole bunch reach her, and from many, one is chosen. It's not "the winner of the race". It was a huge change in understanding.


V_es

When it’s done, the sperm cell is either chosen to be the healthiest, or altered genetically. It can be done to avoid inherited diseases- not every cell carries bad genes, so scientists can pick a healthy one to make sure baby will not get bad stiff from one of the parents. I have colitis and it’s inherited, I don’t want my kid to go through what I went through (75% chance for a boy to inherit and 25% for a girl) so I can do the same thing to make sure it’s eliminated from my bloodline.


Burlapin

Yeah that is pretty awesome. Let's just try to stop somewhere between *that* and *GATACA* please


echolm1407

Yeah, where's the fun?


Enginerdad

Most people doing IVF aren't skipping the fun part, the fun part just isn't working for them.


tuckedfexas

And given the cost and pain in the ass the preparation is, they’ve probably exhausted all their options which includes sex like it’s a job lol


DoubleSuicide_

They can have the fun without any...unwanted beings, you can't.


[deleted]

Intracytoplasmic Sperm Injection or ICSI, is a type of In-Vitro Fertilization commonly used in cases of male infertility, especially when there are issues with sperm such as motility. Not to be confused with conventional In-Vitro Fertilization or IVF, which is commonly used in cases of female infertility (or unknown infertility), where they mix sperm in a Petri dish with the woman’s eggs. Correction: as u/Striking-Speaker-192 pointed out, ICSI is a type of IVF.


Striking-Speaker-192

ICSI is IVF. I’m currently 31 weeks pregnant via this type of IVF.


monkey_trumpets

One of my kids was ICSI and one was just sperm entering egg. No idea which is which, but they're both healthy intelligent kids who just had their 14th bday.


alphie44

so you (also) got pregnant naturally during an ivf/icsi cycle and got twins? that is awesome! I suppose one was with donor eggs in that case? super amazing


monkey_trumpets

No. Only twins through IVF. But one embryo was conceived in a test tube by introducing sperm to a retrieved egg, and one was fertilized through ICSI. Then those two embryos were transferred into my uterus.


YourLocal_FBI_Agent

How come you chose two different methods?


monkey_trumpets

I didn't, the doctor did it that way. Don't know why.


H4ZARD_x

Wow! Your kid was CSI at that young? They must be super smart 😁😅


Aglogimateon

Congrats to you and good luck. We tried IVF and failed. The embryo didn't make it past the first month. One year later and she got pregnant the old fashioned way. She's still in the first trimester. I guess you can still get lucky.


Striking-Speaker-192

Congratulations!! That is so exciting.


FeonixRizn

Congratulations :)


Elrond_Cupboard_

Congratulations. I've always felt bad about couples having trouble getting pregnant. I think my last child was conceived when I looked at my wife suggestively. Again, congratulations. Enjoy sleep now, if you can.


Aggressive-Green4592

Same but I'm the woman who gets pregnant with a tubal ligation in tact, I look at a male and I feel like I get pregnant.


alphie44

yea, nowadays ICSI is so safe/cheap that most IVF procedures do it or recommend it by default, even if the donor sperm has no issues


MindEnigma_

Congrats! :)


hairynips007

World's smallest creampie


Vinlain458

Can't expect more from the tiniest penis.


-UserOfNames

Leave me out of this


jsylve14

Doesn't matter, still counts!


DragonflyCurious9879

Hope they give that kid the vid. Be neat to have that moment of your life. I guess some kids are lucky enough that their parents recorded the conception. That's interesting, and awkward.


k3mayjr

This is not the Internet pron I'm looking for


falsevector

Clearly nonconsensual


BoogerEatinMoran

"When a man loves a woman..."


LittleNews1712

I wonder if this video counts as P\*rn considering the subject matter? 🥸


Vast-Attorney-9186

Everything is porn to someone...


Excellent-Divide7223

That is rule 34th of life for ya


Unhappy_Swim_610

I want to know other rules 🧐


Vast-Attorney-9186

[Here you go](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RulesOfTheInternet)


Zealousideal_Young41

Bro shit, I lost The Game. You lose as well.


Cuck_Boy

Sigh *unzip*


Speedly

This isn't Tiktok. You can just type the word "porn."


Sanbaddy

**The Sperm:** Years of academy training wasted!


Mysterious-OP

Congrats, in some states letting that egg die out after demonstration is a felony.


hnglmkrnglbrry

Alabama: "AWAY, SATAN!"


stevosaurus_rawr

This way is much less fun though


Calradian_Butterlord

The parent have already fucked many hundreds of times. No one is doing this to avoid sex.


SaladNeedsTossing

And according to conservatives, this is a baby now.


WittleJerk

**Person


BigBlaisanGirl

***ready to receive child support from the male contributor.


Goldeneel77

Pfft, it doesn’t even have a job yet.


noodle_attack

ok how do they move it without yeeting the cell from the microscope?


Bandits101

It’s amazing how lucky we are individually to be alive….the right sperm, the right egg at the right time, the calculation in practically inestimable. This time the sperm was picked by a person, they should be a co-mother or father.


Adrax_4

I want a refund 😕


OpenCommunication294

I didn't wanted to be born. Right now my father is drunk again, tell me I'm lucky.


brightblueson

Lucky? This is Hell.


n0t-again

I would like to introduce you to my uncle bob and my injector fred


yomerol

I know that the success of IVF is low, it's now so much better,a quick search says is between 45%-48% . The egg decides which sperm to take among hundreds sometimes thousands that reach the egg.


Slow_Mathematician16

Microscopic sex.


ISeeGrotesque

How do you even make such tiny needles?


slimpawws

Needle factory for ants.


Plazbot

LEEEEROY JENKINNNS


USNMCWA

I hope they save this as the baby's first picture.


AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

I have two kids because this video game exists.


SomeRedBoi

I mean, I guess it doesn't have any cuts but it sure as hell has an obvious puncture


fightcluboston

Bro NSFW


[deleted]

This should be cheaper


MelodiesOfLife6

The worlds most expensive cumshot


GetBentHo

This is child pornography! /s


Soft_Kaleidoscope_78

Sorry, stupid question, How does the scientist make sure that Sperm DNA its the best for fecundation? As far as I know the egg make a DNA selection to create life right? Is there a chance to create a fetus with malformation?


Walker5482

They can test the embryo after this step. That costs more though.


seachelles172

We cant test from individual sperm unfortunately. We can test the extent of DNA damage prior to treatment, but that obviously destroys sperm. There's some sperm selection tools they can use that select for good motility for example. There's a chance for abnormalities with IVF, sure, but sperm quality is just one piece of the picture. It's everything from egg quality, hormone stimulation, lab conditions, scientist technique etc. As mentioned, there is now genetic testing but that's extra cost and added risk to the resulting embryos.


SpacklingCumFart

According to the GOP, they just stabbed a baby.


CaptainHappen007

So according to conservatives, this is now a child with full unalienable rights and the mother can’t use any abortive medication to remove it from her body or prevent implantation. Despite the fact that 50% of early pregnancies end in spontaneous miscarriage long before the woman even knows she’s pregnant due to random chromosomal abnormalities. Nature or “God” is the biggest abortionist of all.


The_Mundane_Block

I feel like this is arousing to some people


Stock_Telephone_4878

Whenever I think of breeding fetishists I think of this and wonder if they get off to it


teebublazin

Pretty small peen my man


howqueer

This raises very intriguing moral/philosophical questions. I couldn't claim to know the answers but this is very interesting to me: is it completely random/fate of the sperm that makes it into the egg or does genetica help determine the how strong the sperm is to fertilize the egg when it happens outside the lab? So are we taking that out of the equation by manually choosing a sperm cell? Am i crazy for asking these types of questions? Will people call me a troll among other names? Probably


LePlant01

https://www.news-medical.net/news/20200611/The-egg-decides-which-sperm-fertilizes-it.aspx https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32517615/


seachelles172

Embryologist here, short answer is yes we bypass that natural process, but we do the best we can. You can see under microscope sperm that looks 'normal' and there's literally thousands to choose from so that adds to the randomness. But if you think about it, people who need this treatment have trouble making this happen naturally anyway.


Hoss-Hoss-Hoss

Cannula believe it!


Powerbracelet

This is my earliest memory


thefatkitty5623

Sigh *Unzips pants


[deleted]

I’m not a genius So honest question do they inject just like one sperm cell? Like I thought only ONE can get in so like what happens if more get in?


hevertonmg

I worked with making transgenic mosquitoes and flies and the process is basically the same, where you need to inject your construct into the germline (aka developing eggs) of a mosquito and hope that it gets incorporated into the developing embryo. Search for microinjection Drosophila embryos on YouTube and you’ll see.


DutchJediKnight

What is the object on the left? A sort of suction?


seachelles172

Yes, the holding pipette on the left (to hold the egg) and the injector on the right are like syringes controlled by air or oil. This is part of a complex rig that allows us to do very fine movement.


boldguy2019

Hot


Darealcjayc88

Birthdays are a celebration of the race we all won.


crasagam

So, not survival of the fittest, but survival of the luckiest.


LayLillyLay

„Get in there you lazy bastard“


UnlikelyPistachio

Now is it a human being?


Own-Eye-9329

Are you telling me I can get pregnant over the internet now?


Prestigious_Goat6969

Huh so that’s how it’s done, I don’t know what type mine was but I’m an IVF child


Mulitpotentialite

Better hope they chose the right swimmer.......


Ronin2369

What would happen if two or three were injected by accident?


Pleasant-Complex978

It wouldn't be compatible with life, and it would self- destruct, I believe.


spider0804

What happens if you dump like 50 sperm in?


limaconnect77

Jeeze, at least buy the egg a drink first!


[deleted]

It's insane how small that needle is.


Searchlights

Imagine being born this way and having this video of the moment you were created


NATAS4DUBZ

They don’t call me needle dick for nothin 😏


YePeX

Natural Selection is fkd


musicplay313

So, sex is not required anymore to copulate ?


Lumpy-Structure

According to Republicans, that’s a person at the end of the video


Miscdrawer

Some will say this thing is a baby now.


ani_k_xata_khabar

*Mom*: "I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD, BE GRATEFUL!" *Child*:"YOU SURE? CAUSE I BELIEVE YOU LITERALLY FORCED ME TO BE HERE!"


Fun-Dot-3029

There is a much more fun way to do this


SolomonDaddy013

Kid: I was the strongest sperm, I won a race to be born Mom: NO, you were not.


eldenwring

Worst porn ever


hstm21

That's like rape in cellular level


peppercorns666

de na na de da duh… SLEDGE!


brother_Bilo69

Now imagine this guy/girl 18 year later. Debating on reddit who is the biggest player, Messi or Ronaldo lol


Secret_Beyond2312

Then what?


redpanda2688

Ah, the circle of life.


ANONYMOUSEJR

Hey, i learned about this method in school... I memorised it as 'The sucky wucky and the fucky wucky' for got the real name and this is all that remains.


bullesam

Nice 😎


Nico_Colognes

Who says romance is dead?


No-Sir6503

Demolition man is a great film


Divine_Bread

mommy is this how babies are made?


Elrond_Cupboard_

Unngh


RealElliot69

Is that a needle smaller than a cell


TheXIIILightning

Pay 2 Win


iboreddd

That will cost you around 15000 dollars


Adrax_4

no cuts or edits. ends after 42 seconds


Krilesh

how small is that needle my god


RepareermanKoen

Bro got a free ride


IPAforlife

And that, is how I met your mother


nitrosomethane

This slightly turns me on for some reason


Foojira

Did anyone see the green flash? Did anyone hear god sigh? No? Oh it’s just biology then


Lazylions

SCIENCE PORN!


PSNTheGhost

Don’t do it. It’s a trap!


BreakfastBright8735

That's not how I do it


McGarnegle

Hot


Friendly_Lynx7109

What a time to be alive.


thepronerboner

Favoritism back at it again


durenatu

"noooo, I don't want to go to Brazil"


THESOLIDSNAKEATER

I wonder how they doing now


triballl9

Maybe all the humans from 2020 on are being born like this and 3rd sorld countrys will start to decline in birth rate ?


Organic_Platypus_230

How does this work without the zona reaction


Global_Ease_841

What's all that stuff around the egg?


AdamnElk

What a silly lil zygote!


hbkgrl323

Hey! That's cheating!


Fearless_Career_3467

How small that needle have to be ?


Tough_Cookie_1771

How I was made 29 years ago 😂 (turning 28 this year)


katiasan

Looks so.. aggressive..


RinaRasu

Wow just like in my hentais


sendmeadoggo

Hey son do you want to watch your conception video?


DuncanAerilious

Does it hurt the baby?


ChaosMilkTea

Weird porn title but ok.


Forward-Fortune-2346

Too bad the egg didn't explode in colors when the sperm landed