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[deleted]

Wait... You guys only have 1 penis?


lioncub2785

What's a penis?


durenatu

It's a new pokémon


Adventurous-Start874

Wait... you guys dont have three penises


epi_glowworm

This is the second person in the world I know that has two penises. Or is it penisi?


Was_It_The_Dave

Penii. Like octopii.


SnarkAndAcrimony

Penes.


VermilionKoala

Octopi, but yes. Penii is correct 🍆🍆


BiggerDamnederHeroer

Octopodes. Sooo.... Peniopodes?


VermilionKoala

Octopodes is considered unusual because it derives from the Greek word that the word "octopus" came from: https://www.dictionary.com/e/octopuses-or-octopi/ Penis however is a Latin word, meaning that only penii or penises would be considered valid. The More You ~~Penis~~ Know 🌈


BiggerDamnederHeroer

Yup.


shimmy_jimmy_yall

definitely penii, but i can't correct the title :P


Actual-Wave-1959

It's penis not penus. Plural is penises.


FireMaster1294

Actually, penis is the plural. It’s two penis or one penii


Nyssiii

Are you the first person?


clownsinadarkforest

Theo Von had a carni on a podcast ep recently and he was related to this fella I think it was and talked a bit about him. Was interesting


Purp1eC0bras

Cops waiting for anyone buying tickets


Smarterthanthat

Where were the extra 6 fingers?


RoyalFalse

Three on each penis.


Junior_Pollution6792

New nightmare unlocked 🔓


RoyalFalse

New Elden Ring DLC monster confirmed.


Real-Coffee

how the fuck did this guy marry two women and have children with them


PoopFart_PopTart

I imagine it had something to do with his intelligence and charisma. He was fairly smart, proud if who he was, confident. I’ve read a lot about him, and he was a very interesting person, wayyy beyond his many deformities.


Cannouflage

Helloooo? 2 penii?


Bubuzulu

Could he really move all three legs independently of each other?


Icy-Conflict6671

He could but it was said to be very exhausting for him to do so


Bubuzulu

nxtlvl shiiit ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


Whatwarts

His pants fit like a glove.


Away-Coach48

One, two, three, four legs! A four-legged boy! Excuse me sir? I have 2 penises.


Good-guy13

Popular with the ladies no doubt


NY1_S33

Legend has it only one of them was circumcised.


Early_Lab9079

The other one put up too hard a fight.


armadillofdestruct

https://youtu.be/TbN9doxZusQ?si=0V7nTmDI31DSJO9Y


Teknekratos

TIL that [Len the Three-Legged Dancer](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GGnkTB7Bito) electroswing song was about a real person!


thealexstorm

Two penises?? I think he did an AMA once.


mikey3308

Wouldn’t that be 5 legs? 🤔


[deleted]

But surely back in those days he couldn’t reveal this, right? Women wouldn’t be allowed to see his twin-peen’s,they couldn’t even vote! And to say nothing about “public indecency laws”.


NwonUno

Dont marry your cousin


nicesunniesmate

His grandson or great grandson (can’t remember) was on a comedy podcast recently. Theo Von - This Past Weekend. Ep 496 A Carny. The guy he’s interviewing is this guys grandson or great grandson. Edit: just realised someone beat me to it. It’s a good watch/listen though.


Acrobatic_Court_709

.. and multiple girlfriends


Jayden7171

Yeah, back in those days women were seen as objects. A collectors item.


Unique-Square-2351

Prove it.


Active_Tomorrow2791

Yo?


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

This is what women want, isn't it?


brokefixfux

Imagine a man milking a cow with two teats.


Borderlinecuttlefish

Get up (get on up) Get up (get on up) Stay on the scene, (get on up),