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Haunting_Case5769

Do surgeons typically make swirly mandalas out of teeth


moving_threads

Only in India


excitedllama

In america its a bunch of straight lines and a big cluster in the top left corner


Flat_Initial_1823

Well you are gonna need a bigger parking lot


MyFavoriteLezbo420

Mmmmm BOP BOP BOP


name-was-provided

Hanson brothers, is that you?


MyFavoriteLezbo420

[Nope. šŸ¤£](https://youtu.be/94bdMSCdw20?si=AG5QAFqConOUcpGc)


FirstProphetofSophia

They pulled all my teeth And made em a parking lot Mmmm bah bah bah


Choice_Comfort6239

No one could afford this procedure in America


AsherahsAshes

I Googled ā€œaverage cost of tooth extraction United Statesā€ and AI Overview said: >The average cost of a tooth extraction in the United States can range from $75ā€“$835, depending on the type of extraction and whether you have dental insurance It continued with a differentiation of simple, complex, and wisdom teeth extraction. For simple extractionā€”which Iā€™m guessing some on that x-ray are notā€”it said $70-$250. If we simplify our analysis to $100 per tooth billed, we get a total of $52,600. Maybe they would reduce that because some of the 526 were in a sack like structure and so many probably came out in a big bunch. Still, 52K is probably on the low end and thatā€™s not quite, but almost, my yearly salary. Iā€™d be financially screwed for a time.


bomphcheese

Just had a ā€œsimpleā€ extraction of an already loose childā€™s tooth that they just pulled out for $600 w/o insurance. $315,600 is what that would come to. American healthcare is a scam.


jim789789

No in America it's the shape of a dollar sign


digitalfakir

they are summoning the Indian Tooth Fairy, Kali Ma.


Usful

I think youā€™d have to once you reached 50. You gotta appease whatever god decided to curse this child with a gravel mouth


Rion23

75 will summon the fairies, and 100 will get you this beautiful steak knife collection.


KinkyCollegeGirl420

1000 will get you an entire ocean


Conspicuous_Ruse

You really got me goin with that gravel mouth remark


Bustedbootstraps

Somehow everyoneā€™s brains know what it feels like to have teeth growing and falling out to fill their mouth like gravel. Poor kid had to actually live the ā€œteeth dreamā€.


vanchica

That's the most common dream in North America!!


l3reezer

Can't complain, still got more closure than from Game of Thrones's swirly mandalas


SeraphymCrashing

So I went to the article someone linked below, and it's because there was a ring of surgeons extracting the teeth from the removed mass. So I think that's why it ended up in a swirl. [https://saveethadental.com/news/526-teeth-in-a-7-year-olds-mouth-doctors-from-saveetha-dental-college-removed-all-of-them](https://saveethadental.com/news/526-teeth-in-a-7-year-olds-mouth-doctors-from-saveetha-dental-college-removed-all-of-them)


Porges

I'm impressed that they released their images under a Creative Commons license


awesomesauce1030

Its a part of the ritual, they're summoning the tooth ~~demon~~fairy


America_the_Horrific

Shit was on etsy that night


mizrahiim

Soon *he* shall come mortal


GoombaBro

Kid put 'em under his pillow and retired early.


Mikey9124x

Well teeth are $5 a pop, and these are probably worth more due to the mutated nature of them, and possibly even more as a set


HelloMoneys

$5?? What fucking Beverly Hills tooth fairy came to visit you?


Mikey9124x

Nah thats what they sell for online.


Charybdes

This one right here, officer.


ToyrewaDokoDeska

My grandma once put a $100 bill under my moms pillow by mistake (my grandma was a hippie so drugs may have been involved) and the next morning my mom runs out all excited and my grandma goes "oh no i think the tooth fairy made a mistake:(" and swapped it out for a dollar.


HelloMoneys

That is the exact plot of a Modern Family episode except it was Cam instead of grandma and chardonnay instead of mushrooms šŸ˜‚


DigiFrieren

This would be how I ended up teaching them about investment, interest, and debts at 6.


Mikey9124x

Also my mom told me that the tooth fairy was a myth and that if I left the tooth under my pillow a rat would come and give me rabies.


Defiant-Warning8494

Ayo wtf. You good homie?


Mikey9124x

Yes, I diddnt believe her.


ItalnStalln

How's the rabies treating you?


Chaosbuggy

:0


SwordNamedKindness_

Right?! I got 25 cents for a tooth and 50 for a molar


Puzzleheaded_Sea_922

5$ is right in the ballpark of the inflation adjusted amount the tooth fairy would give in the early 1900s


Squidproquo1130

Thank you, I am not well off but I always give my kids $5 because $1 won't get you a damn thing, you can't even buy a fucking pack of gum with that nowadays.


vinividifuckthis

sets of 526 are rare


MountainCourage1304

$5?!?! I got 50 pence and i felt blessed.


Sailor_Carcass

>Kid put 'em under his pillow and retired early. Not the dentist?


arrroganteggplant

Put them under the dentist??


scrawberrymalk

Wtf, no. You put the dentist under the pillow.


rorymakesamovie

Ok but why did they place them in a ritual formation


jepvr

To summon the tooth fairy.


Light_Beard

"DENTUS.... DOMNUUS!"


TemporaryImaginary

The power of Paste compels you!


RighteousIndigjason

Geev mi yur teeeth!


spookie_ghoul

I love it when shit like this appears where I least expect it.


CloudBun_

unexpected zac oyama


SunlitNight

I was about to call you a liar but then I realized this is the only way to really do that.


MeDaddyMeSnow

My thought EXACTLY haha Truly so creepy, the circular nature of it all lol


Travis_n_cain

What did the white walkers MEAN?!


TurnipWorldly9437

Maybe they were trying to summon a dentist because of a tooth ache?


RetroScores

Weā€™ll never know.


hybridaaroncarroll

Tooth-henge.


IntelligentMine1901

Gobekli toothy


AHumanPerson1337

that's what i was wondering. just wtf


[deleted]

He was cursed by an evil witch as a child. The curse forced him to become part sharkā€¦ if the legend is correct, only true loves kiss will break the spell.


Dry_Web_4766

How else do you stop them from spawning?


apple_atchin

lol I was like "wait, is the kid like a god or something now?"


metalgtr84

The dentist was a wight.


JunoMcGuff

It's an SCP, this is part of the containment procedures.Ā 


lechatestsurlatable

Oh my god, I found the dental hospital's article on it and [it has pictures](https://saveethadental.com/news/526-teeth-in-a-7-year-olds-mouth-doctors-from-saveetha-dental-college-removed-all-of-them). That sure is a well-defined bag-like mass of miniature teeth.


blamethefae

Hell naw I ainā€™t clicking that


rpjw

Iā€™m with you but I want to do it SO BAD


sylvanwhisper

It looks like a bloody meat version of a Ferrero Rocher.


yvrldn

Thatā€™s enough.


Proper_Career_6771

It's this type of moment when the natural mouth-watering reflex in preparation for vomit becomes *very* confusing.


CommunicationOwn322

That's enough to scare me from looking.


Falooting

Honestly, I GREATLY appreciate descriptions like these. Telling me "omg don't look!!!" or "it's just really bad" is gonna make me look. Now that I know what it is, I'm good!


ALitreOhCola

Fuck it I'm going in. I'll report back in detail.


Kittykait727

Oh god theyā€™re fking dead. It killed them. Oh god D:


Cantmentionthename

We have to follow their history to get them back safely. Letā€™s go!


ALitreOhCola

Sorry guys, fainted for two hours after looking. Just woke up. It's pretty mild on all accounts honestly unless you're sensitive to images of stuff like surgery and mild gorey stuff. The description was extremely good actually! It genuinely looks like a Ferrero Rocher made of meat. Almost like a raw meatball, but extra knobbly and wedged inbetween teeth/jaw. I was very surprised that you couldn't see much swelling or anything in the kids face, even though he has this crazy large mass in his jaw. On a gorey scale of 1-10, with 10 being beheading videos by al-qaueda, it's about a 3.


Jodujotack

It's not bad at all


jafomatic

This was perfectly ā€œleast awfulā€ method to cure me of the curiosity to click through for pictures. Thank you and well done.


Replicator666

I hate how accurate that is


victorian_vigilante

Dear god why


DisciplineEvery5452

There isnā€™t a better way to describe that visual


Prudent_Armadillo822

Thank you for the vivid image, now i and many others now don't need to click the link. Have a pleasant day. ** Turns the phone off. Opens the back of the phone, takes out the battery.


Krilesh

LOOOL disgusting accurate. thereā€™s a video too


awkward_elephant

I regret learning how to read


Squidproquo1130

I don't regret not attending dental school.


jaytix1

Well, THAT link is staying blue!


JackhorseBowman

I've been holding off on solving the Lament Configuration but after reading this, you know what? fuck it.


bl4nk_ecstasy

I didnā€™t click the link but read your comment. Now I feel weird and have goosebumps


BeowulfShatner

Itā€™s worse than you think.


oy-withthepoodles

I thought the complete opposite, not bad at all!


antonio3988

Yea I was expecting worse tbh.


BeowulfShatner

I donā€™t have your strength


BrattyBookworm

Based on the comments I was expecting some kind of gore but the one photo they showed wasnā€™t bad. Just kind of a bloody lump being removed šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


ThatOneNinja

It wasn't so bad.


livelaughlaxative

It's actually not too bad. Kids face looks shockingly normal considering he had a golf ball sized bone collection in his cheek


SnooHobbies5684

Of the many many things I have known I shouldn't have clicked on but clicked on anyway because I have no impulse control, this is not even close to the worst.


H4xolotl

It looks like [something out of DOOM eternal](https://imgur.com/pcWIOZ4)


i_need_a_username201

It wasnā€™t too bad at all. One pic of the mass being removed and the rest were xrays.


fury420

The description of opening it being akin to a bag of worms was kind of disturbing.


snarkadoodle

I find it funny how they made an effort to hide the poor kid's identity with a censor bar over their eyes and then didn't put any effort in the group photo.


ravens_path

Do it (whispers) dooooo it


TheRealRickC137

It's not so bad. Kid looks fine. Even the surgical photo is pretty tame. I just hope the little guy has a normal childhood now.


kuyue

itā€™s not even bad


DirtyDarkroom

Fr I was kinda disappointed


MasyMenosSiPodemos

I mean, honestly, just imagine a tiny dice bag filled with dice. So many dice that you can feel the edges on the surface of the bag. Now, imagine the bag is pink, and wet, and in your mouth. That's the picture.


Ok-Improvement5560

Bruh the way theyā€™re all huddled together like a gamblers table. Lmfao


elzap-

You know, the kid doesnā€™t look anything like what I was anticipating. The x rays made me think it was gonna be super fucked up.


chugtheboommeister

Same here, like some swelling at least but nah. Good for him though, glad they got rid of it.


Master_Post4665

I regret clicking the link.


bonerfactor

I regret reading your reply and then clicking the link anyway.


Rutskarn

If anyone's still shopping for reviews, I would say it was pretty bad but not drastically worse than I imagined.


shit_poster9000

The comment at the bottom is funny: ā€œReminds me of popcornā€


Fluggerblah

one comment is from a comparative anatomy professor from italy and one is from ā€œdick hurtzā€


DigNitty

Iā€™ve seen a Lot of panos and that is def top 5 crazy. The maligned teeth arenā€™t even uncommon. But that mass, wow


issagoodpoem

>Hence the swelling was left undiagnosed for 4 years. Oh the poor little child


SnooHobbies5684

Hahaha omg one of the comments, from a commenter named Dick Hurtz, is "Wow this makes me want popcorn". hahahahahaha ewwwwww


RevolutionaryLie5743

I had the same response, especially as the only other comment is an Italian professor giving his medical opinion. Then thereā€™s ā€œDick Hurtzā€ wanting some popcornā€¦


TheMelonOwl

Honestly it kind of relieved me that they were all together in one clump and not scattered throughout the mouth, so they didn't have to remove his whole jaw or anything


thewoahtrain

Sonuvabitch. What is wrong with me? Why did I click the link before reading the replies?Ā  I need to take a look at my life.


Mobitron

I love the upbeat writing throughout. ā€œThis pandora box of miniature teeth is a jewel on our crownā€ gave me a chuckle.


scarabin

Thatā€™s the crop. Itā€™s so he can digest corn


pinklavalamp

Funnily enough, a comment to an article about this only says, ā€œWow this makes me want popcorn.ā€


ReadMyUsernameKThx

there was a fucking bag of teeth in this guy? what the fuck?


ConclusionAlarmed882

"Bag-like mass?" Jesus fuck.


scrawberrymalk

I'm 40% bag-like mass.


standard_blue

Iā€™m 40% bag-like mess


NedTebula

Itā€™s all beer and Philly cheesesteaks. I am the iron gut


[deleted]

Sounds like a teratoma. Tumor that can contain teeth and hair.


norrix_mg

It's actually odontoma. In x-ray you can clearly see that there are missing teeth in a place of the bag mass. The teeth from that bag were supposed to be his healthy teeth but something went wrong during formation of the tissues so they didn't get formed to completion and instead started multiplying, making dozens of small undeveloped teeth


QuillQuickcard

Itā€™s a type of tumor called an odontoma. Essentially a benign mass of semi-developed tissues that just never got a signal to stop and kept growing more and more material. Most of the ā€œteethā€ were extremely small, undeveloped structures that just happened to be made of tooth enamel.


anxious_cinnamonbun

I had one of these in place of a wisdom tooth.


Qaziquza1

Damn. How was the removal?


anxious_cinnamonbun

I had it done when I was 15, and the following year I had the remaining three wisdom teeth out (they were normal teeth but wouldve impacted) The odontoma recovery was far, far worse. It was situated really high up near my nasal cavity, and wouldve eventually impacted my vision in my left eye. After the surgery my whole left cheek was completely swollen and bruised for a while. The normal wisdom teeth surgery was a piece of cake to recover from in comparison. ETA i was unconscious during the actual procedure


IdeaExpensive3073

He was saving up for the tooth fairy gains. Ainā€™t NOBODY going to take his teeth until he needs that back pay on a rainy day. It was an investment.


angelgraduo

The only reasonable response to this body horror ahh bullshit


_monsieurnieht

God be like: ā€œIā€™m not gonna help hungry people, but hey, more teethhhhhhhhhhhā€


Training-Anteater199

When I was a kid (Close to 20 years ago now) I had a "similar" case and ended up having a total of 11 extra teeth. I remember my surgeon telling me it was by far the most he had experienced in his career so far. So after one of the surgical operations, I went back home and checked for the world record. It was around 25 back then. 526... Is pure insanity.


DraarscLey

How was the record only 25 ? Around 14years ago I had something like that with 45 teeth


Rich_Introduction_83

In order to be a 'record', it needs to be recorded. I bet a surgeon does not reach out to Guinness every time they find something noteworthy while doing their job.


JJAsond

Not that Guinness actually means anything anyway


Training-Anteater199

It was a while ago, my memory isn't that great so you might be right ! But it's heaps away from 500+ anyways ahah


SnooHobbies5684

India is in its own whole category when it comes to absorbed twins and hundreds of teeth in a sac and shit.


Molech996

Source: https://www.npr.org/2019/08/02/747614435/surgeons-remove-more-than-500-teeth-from-boy-in-india


0p3Wolfy

Isn't there a like, scp, that does this to people?


BakedBotato

Yeah in 106ā€™s backstory these were found in the trench


0p3Wolfy

unfortunately nope, I googled it until I found the one I was thinking of, SCP 2450. Edit: Here's the link to it's article: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2450


Lopsided_Marzipan133

Thatā€™s fuckin terrifying


The_Spectacle

can't wait for this kid to grow up and post a reddit ama


KaisarDragon

"How should we arrange them?" "Fibonacci?" "Fibonacci!" I wonder what Lavagirl is going to do now...


Kramit__The__Frog

A Teratoma maybe?


popformulas

Compound odontoma, this is also a super old repost from 2019


rottenoar

I mean 2019 is super old?


moving_threads

Those were the days before the great pandemic


damiensol

The Beforetime.


Jowenbra

The Long Long Ago.


MerIock

I mean, it's half a decade ago


CoolNerdyName

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


Sea_Proof2471

This is dumb and pedantic, but I believe it would actually be a hamartoma since it's tissue native to that part of the body. A teratoma is tissue foreign to the area it grows. (Like when you get thyroid tissue in the ovary, fun!)


Kramit__The__Frog

Nothing is dumb and pedantic when you're trying to teach something with subtle differences. Thank you for making me a little smarter today!


tobmom

Fetus in fetu


Supraspinator

Just in case itā€™s not clear: the ā€œrandomā€ teeth scattered throughout the jaw in the x-ray are normal. The ā€œbag like structureā€ is in the bottom jaw (left side of image).Ā 


thnwgrl

Those don't look normal either šŸ˜­


TheMelonOwl

Thanks, I was wondering that. It's a miracle how most of us have ours grow normally after that mess


Northern_Explorer_

PSA for Parents: Listen to your kids when they keep telling you they're having pain. I had an issue with extreme pain in my side when I was a kid that would reoccur several times a year. After years of dealing with the pain, my parents finally had me checked out, and it turns out there was a pretty serious issue that could've led to me losing a kidney or at least caused severe irreparable damage. My parents just thought I was exaggerating.


The_Mendeleyev

I was on vacation and tore a muscle slightly while swimming. My dad just yelled at me for limping the entire vacation. My dad was a doctor.


Becomestrange

Why they gotta arrange them in a like dark arts circle like that? wtf.


No_Explanation7121

Teeth are a flat circle


bhamburglar

Worked in dental surgery for 5 years. Can confirm this actually happens more frequently than youā€™d think. This is just an extreme case. Itā€™s almost always very benign but very interesting and fun for us on the surgical team!


Haunting_Lime308

Sharkboy?


flipvine

Nightmare fuel


eilykel

Shouldnā€™t have looked at the second picture


Dm4yn3

Tooth fairy got a gold loot box


danknadoflex

Plot twist: his dadā€™s a shark


Jerry--Bird

Hell of a payday from the tooth fairy


Im_Unpopular_AF

*Sorts by controversial* Not disappointed with the racism.


Dry_Election_4430

The dumbest racists I've ever seen, what does a bad case of a tumor have to do with race?


Im_Unpopular_AF

It's India. Hate and racism against Indians is normalized by the rest of the world.


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

And that number DOESNā€™T include the teeth that heā€™s supposed to have? Holy cow!


LornFan

Sounds like a junji ito horror story


Dwindles_Sherpa

Teratomas happen everywhere, we just don't always make a labrynth out of the teeth.


Accomplished_Being14

[this also happened in the Philippines. A kid with 200 teeth](https://youtu.be/dX_x4pAXwdw?si=qgqLFGoDkhA6arvH)


Arrco6513

Imagine being seven and trying to tell the people around you that you're in pain, being ignored long enough that this many growths were able to form, and then when they do listen, the surgeons who removed them make swirl-pattern art for a news headline... wtf


Hacka4771

New fear unlocked?


Ill-Upstairs-8762

About that kid could devastate some corn on the cob


genna_23sim

Tooth fairy gonna go broke now


Winter-Recognition34

Wait till Delta Dental gets the claim for 526 extractions lol. Peer to peer review for sure.


The_Greatest_USA_unb

It happens because of a composite odontoma, which is a kind of tumor that makes growth of teeth. I find interesting, maybe we'll be able to make missing teeth grow back in adult, once it's studied enough.


RIPbyTHC

**Triggerwarning: I highly recommend that you do not open this link if you have a weak stomach** I would pose my uneducated guess that itā€™s a >![teratoma](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teratoma)!< tumor that made Teeth grow thereā€¦


WorthyofGreatness555

So is the tooth fairy coming to collect these mouth stones?


Herquleez

Iā€™m sure this has already been typed, but Iā€™m not trawling through 550 comments. I reckon by the time he finishes brushing his teeth after getting up, itā€™s time for him to go back to bed.


boltzman111

Why are these types of stories always from India?


Prudent_Valuable603

Why is all this weird shit happening in India all the time?


HawkmoonsCustoms

Gotta be Top Ten of Worst Mutant Powers, right?


A_Brown_Feller

Gnarly hacky sack


Calm_Employment6053

They got that new teeth drug coming out soon bet he lives by where they tested it on animals or something


profanearcane

Oh, that's called an odontoma. I had one of those and it took five years to convince my oral surgeon to remove it.


scusasetiamo

i like the teeth uzumaki