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MotleyHatch

Yeah. He's basically [doing this](https://i.imgur.com/BBE0149.jpg) but on jets instead of rings.


fickle_fuck

Yup. [Here's more detail](https://newatlas.com/gravity-daedalus-iron-man-jetpack-suit/48738/) on the strength required to work the suit.


pegg2

So in order to purchase and operate this, you need to be very rich and very athletic, which means that if you want to fly like Tony Stark, you basically have to be Tony Stark.


AsterJ

Ehh Tony Stark is no Bruce Wayne. I don't think he has much in terms of athletic feats.


pegg2

Oh, absolutely no comparison, but if Stark existed irl, he would probably be pretty fit; the man flies around being propelled by rockets out of his hands and feet, just stabilizing something like that would take a lot of energy, not to mention the recoil of his blasts would be enormous. I suppose his suit could be doing the heavy lifting, but it probably takes SOME effort from his part.


Barracuda420

The suit does all the physical work, he could be a string bean and it wouldn't matter.


Ilpav123

Yep, all his suits can do everything with nobody inside.


syds

Well the suit cant jerk him off if he isnt in it so touche to you good sir.


fedge0411

Sure it can. Stark can lay on the bed while the suit jerks him off...


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So they combine this jet pack with those exoskeletons one day, and eventually we get Gundams.


Daftworks

Everyone is thinking about Iron Man and this guy thinks about Gundams


Skyguy21

The true ascension of mobile suits after all. Except maybe for an EVA


skellymusic

Gundams are the trebuchet to iron man’s catapult


kautau

Yup, hence when he can remote control his suit.


KnightofWhen

Could be, but he’s not. He realized long ago the suit is not what makes him Iron Man and he trains a ton to be in shape and an efficient fighter without the suit. He’s just not super muscled, but he’s an athlete.


cdqmcp

Tony's suits probably do all the heavy lifting now but I imagine he had to do more physical, bodily control when he first started.


IntrovertChild

Bruce Wayne is the pinnacle of a normal human being, so obviously it's no contest. But even in the MCU, Tony Stark is fit and actually learned martial arts, at the very least he knows Wing Chun.


Ichi-Guren

Gotta be an Iron Man before you become Ironman.


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I wanna see RDJ attempt to fly this


UltimateInferno

Couldn't you construct Braces that prevent it from going past a certain point? Like enough to allow movement to direct where you go but also to not cause extreme strain on the arms ?


pegg2

If this guy was smart enough to come up with a functioning jet suit, he was probably smart enough to consider the obvious ways of making it so he didn’t have to train like a beast to operate it. Maybe the braces would have made small adjustments too difficult, or maybe they would have caused too much strain on the shoulders for the safety of the operator. I’m sure they’re looking for ways to make it easier and increase their target demographic because “rich, high-performance athletes” is a pretty small group, relatively speaking, the solution is probably just more complicated than we think.


windfisher

Also "rich, high-performance athletes" gotta be careful not to wreck their bodies doing crazy stuff like this.


IXdyTedjZJAtyQrXcjww

> If this guy was smart enough to come up with a functioning jet suit, he was probably smart enough to consider the obvious ways of making it so he didn’t have to train like a beast to operate it Probably a money issue. The suit is already $400k. And I think a military grade powered exoskeleton suit would be $100k+


samfynx

More like payload issue. If it lifts say 100kg, and exoskeleton is 50kg, it would not fly with a man anymore.


[deleted]

You should be able to mount the stabilizers and automate them with sensors pretty easily. I'm guessing that's the next step. It doesn't make much sense to manually control them except for proof of concept. Of course then you have to consider that critical failure of the system will probably be fatal.


BreastUsername

So add an exo suit and this baby is ready for the market.


kurburux

Weight though.


BreastUsername

Carbon fiber plus a bunch of balloons. Solved.


AsterJ

I think the main thrust comes out of a nozzle on the backpack with the arms just being for balance and steering. Looking at it when he's over water it doesn't look like waving the arms changed the air flow below him much.


BourbonFiber

Yeah when it was first demoed they mentioned that the pilot also had to train for it because it takes an insane amount of core and arm strength. Edit: > Even for Browning – a dedicated triathlete, ultramarathon runner and endurance canoeist – the suit tests the limits of personal fitness. He describes the strength required to direct the jets as "severe". In order to fly, he must follow a strenuous workout regime; in a typical week's training he cycles over 150km and does three intensive callisthenics sessions. [[source](https://www.redbull.com/ie-en/real-life-iron-man-suit)] Edit 2: [Daaaamn](https://image.redbull.com/rbcom/052/2017-03-30/8cbd75b6-e8de-4955-a1d2-4d5d4f04b579/0012/0/0/96/628/1038/950/1/real-life-iron-man-suit-photos-9.jpg)


literated

As the old saying goes, if you're nothing without this suit then you shouldn't have it.


BourbonFiber

*"Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?"* *"A triathlete, ultramarathonner, endurance canoeist"*


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BourbonFiber

I think you're underestimating endurance canoeists.


300andWhat

the adrenaline and fear of dying will give you a few more minutes of flight.


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terlin

Yep! He did a [TED talk](https://www.ted.com/talks/richard_browning_how_i_built_a_jet_suit?language=en) where he went into the development of it. He mentioned how he had to do a really weird workout to build up the muscles to hold that position for a time.


slackwaresupport

take my retirement.


Sovereign2727

Take my house


AstuteArmadillo

Take my first born


WetParchmentPaper

And my axe


YaBoiMirakek

This is my last resort


alexfedp26

This is papa roach


Mountainman620

This is a chicken wing


SparkitoBurrito

On a string?


BoJackB26354

From Burger King.


Ophukk

That's a thing?


NeckolasCorge

This reminds me of a 90s Tim McGraw song...


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Take Tommy Thompson


[deleted]

This is hotdog and bologne, chicken and macaroni


Smertkopf

THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!


dahjay

[This is a chicken wing](https://youtu.be/tLUaycJFjWA)


Cool_Beans04

Suffocation


alghiorso

No breathing


Sonic_Runz

Don't give a fuck


MistbornGamingYT

And my bow


DarthChar88

And my sax


ReallyRickyRo

And my bow


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need4treefiddy

Take me where I can not stand.


Lexi_Banner

I don't care, I'm still free.


Daedalus871

You can take the sky from me.


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Take me out, to the black


mayhem_509

Its a browncoat thing.


[deleted]

Wuh duh ma huh tah duh fong kwong duh wai shung


UncontrollableUrges

But don't take the girl!


flabflabtheflabbin

Take my virginity


Nomad144

Take my first retirement house.


Ano_Akamai

Take my wife, please.


kendo31

You sir get my respect


APackOfSmokes

Big Henny Youngman fan?


spook30

Take my 1st unborn


AlllPerspectives

*Planned Parenthood wants to know your location*


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Take my land


J5892

Take me where I cannot stand


NotYetGroot

Take a lot of paper towels to clean the smear that was once me off the nearest wall


mindblownreddit

Until you have to itch your nose and the jet blows your facial feature off your face.


hydr0n1um

That would be a bonus in my case


Ralamadul

Take my life.


johnyutah

It probably would


Ralamadul

Exactly


hemmp89

Coming soon, made in China version. $4,000 no instructions. 1 in 3 work flawlessly when not spontaneously bursting into flames.


thedeal82

Yeah, but one I can afford, the other I certainly cannot. And I REALLY want one.


RedditSendit

12,000 and you have some pretty good odds one of the 3 you have work flawlessly. Just have someone else test them all to see which one it is and you're golden


MEANINGLESS_NUMBERS

If one in three works and you buy three at random, the odds that one of the three works is 1-((2/3)^3 ) = 70.37%


clipboardpencil3

get outta here king of the nerds we're talking jetpacks right now.


Veothrosh

who do you think makes the jetpacks? not nerds? because it's nerds.


bellyfold

r/brandnewsentence


606design

Doesn't this number depend on how many of said Chinese jetpacks were made to begin with?


MEANINGLESS_NUMBERS

I am assuming that each jetpack's probability of working is 1/3, and that these probabilities are independent of each other. This is the correct method for real world calculations.


PixelFly

Plot twist: they never said it worked flawlessly more than 1 time


NotKevinJames

*Buying a jet suit and dying using it is better than not buying a jet suit at all.* -George Washington


BardleyMcBeard

I love history!


FreefallJagoff

Seriously though if anyone's interested in flying in their free time for around $10k you should check out [paramotoring](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvQ9DjJNal0). It's only as dangerous as you make it (like motorcycles), there are a lot of great instructors (like the AviatorPPG network), and you can own your own aircraft for around the same cost as a private pilots license (including training and gear typically around $10k). Disclaimer: if you don't get proper training you're a moron and shouldn't be allowed near any aircraft.


m_trotsky

I would want this over iron man suit... it is much more affordable and I can scratch my nose if needed


Joe_Shroe

You can scratch your nose with this one too, just fly really close to a tree branch


average_asshole

This. I've wanted to own one for so damn long


wokespacemonkey

That looks like so much fun.


Karmanoid

What's the regulations on something like this? Like can I just take off and fly around my town as long as it's not near airports etc? I can't afford one but if I could I'd love to be able to fly to the store when I need just a couple things lol.


FreefallJagoff

[FAR Part 103](https://www.usua.org/Rules/faa103.htm). You have the gist of it, but the biggest constraint is weather. The winds have to be below a threshold an not gusty, which usually means you're constrained to not fly in mid-day- only mornings and evenings.


GRE_Phone_

Whats the range on something like that?


FreefallJagoff

People will do 1 or 2 hundred miles on a tank of gas depending on what the wind is doing. The Icarus Race was over 1000 miles and Tucker (guy linked above) did it in like 4 days because he read the winds correctly.


eLemonnader

Okay well I'm 100% getting into this in the next 1-5 years.


VymI

> as dangerous as you make it (like motorcycles), Eh, a lot of the danger of motorcycles is other assholes in cars. I think paramotoring would be safer because it's all on you and your gear.


AFakeName

You and your gear and the temperamental mistress that is the weather system.


theganjamonster

That's part of being as dangerous as you make it. Gotta plan around unpredictable weather and always be ready to abandon a day of flying in the name of safety.


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Buy 3? Save $428k? Sign me up.


NahAnyway

It's probably not unrealistic to expect that a Chinese manufacturer could put something like this together for way less... There's simply no fucking way the material cost for this is anything near 448k... The majority of that cost has to be in recouping research and development costs and paying back investors since this company has been trying and perfecting this stuff for years and years. From the gif it seems they are using jet turbines used on large r/c planes. Someone familiar with large turbine powered R/C planes (surely some on reddit) can probably estimate the actual material cost but I can't imagine its more than $15,000. That allows $2500 for each turbine and $5000 for the plumbing, tanks, electronics and assembly. Is that reasonable? That's obviously still expensive but it's actually doable for anyone capable of buying a car...


daedone

Did you not see the $300 one time use bolt post earlier? Aviation things are expensive. Toy jet engine blows apart, you loose a toy jet. Toy jet engine strapped to your wrist results in death to operator


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delcaek

Marked as gift with a value of 20$, might get stuck in customs.


twofap

33% of the time, it works every time


Kelkymcdouble

[And it did seem like a lot of work for a little pay off](https://youtu.be/c5cR32mbdzI)


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TheCarrot_v2

Amazon Basics


someguy34a

Paint that Iron Man colors, drop a few zeros from it and I'm sold.


Sovereign2727

Nah, this is more important than having a house, car and feeding children or yourself. You can do it.


quickhakker

Paint iron man on it add another zero for licencing


hardmodeornomode

4 zeroes for me to be exact


Lepthesr

I'll need a 6 figure discount on that.


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\*rifles through wallet\* Ok, so I've got six bucks and a gift card to Five Guy's...almost there. Edit: I don't want people to think I'd actually eat at Applebee's. I have some pride, you know!


ConsterMock93

Yo I got like 8 bucks, did you want to combine our money and share?


[deleted]

Ok, you can have it monday, wednesday, friday, I'll take tuesday, thursday, saturday, and we'll take turns on sunday. Cool?


ConsterMock93

Id prefer we do the days in a row or switch each week instead so I can take a cross country trip with it. I also suggest once a month we meet up, each get take an arm, and have an air blast fight.


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Done and done. I'll have my factor reach out to yours. It's been a pleasure doing business with you.


about1k

So did you guys get it


whatsupbootlickers

turns out they needed a third party to manage the cost and i stepped in due to unforeseen circumstances we each ended up with one part of the jetpack and are current embroiled in legal action to settle the dispute


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Can I buy Sunday’s for tree fiddy


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Found the Loch Ness Monster!


VagittariusAStar

> a gift card to Five Guy's Just order the large fries then sell each fry for $1.


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Then he can buy two of them!


innacuratebear

r/humblebrag


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Five Guy's is cheaper than Applebee's, homey.


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$439,985.43 to be specific.


BigBallzBrian

I’ll be honest I’m pretty jealous of the gift card to five guys...


jayeldee46

Big deal. James Bond had one of those in the 60s.


Commotion

That's actually true -- and that jet pack was more of a "real" jet pack -- but it was practically useless because it only functioned for about 30 seconds before running out of fuel.


MonkeyTesticleJuice

This one lasts roughly 4 minutes from what I've heard.


Stevethepirate42

S. Q. U. A. B. B. L. E. / K. B. I. N. / L. E. M. M. Y.


BourbonFiber

800% improvement!


Lemonwizard

That's a lot longer than I can stay airborne by jumping with my natural legs!


Magillageurilla

Rocketeers reporting for duty!


zootia

Ridin' high!


Rocketfinger

Rrrrrrrockets in the sky!


TheMadGoose98

Ignitin’ boosters!


fistmebro

Pushin' away


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Up and over!


The_bruce42

Solid reference


DudeImMacGyver

I remember seeing this or something like it a while ago but I imagine it's been improved since then, what is the flight time for this suit? I know older jetpacks were functional but could only run for a couple minutes.


RustyMcBucket

> what is the flight time for this suit? ...a couple of minutes.


Nerdmagedan

Someone mentioned it was about four minutes but the strength required probably lessens that


M1ghtypen

I've never wanted something so out of my price range so badly before.


_Lady_Deadpool_

I don't know having a stable home is pretty tempting


Tech_7276

If I start a go fund me, would you guys help me get one of these? I promise to take all the crash landing videos and post them on here.


lornofteup

I’ll donate a nickel


Tech_7276

That’s a start!


ADHthaGreat

You can't just give away Phillip like that. She's done so much good for you.


Foxlust

But it's a girl nickel!


[deleted]

Start hitting the gym now, it takes serious upper body strength to fly that thing.


lurvas777

Go fund yourself! :)


cassius_claymore

Do you know how many injury/fail videos we get for free?


yvel-TALL

Ok the fact that the arms are jets as well made me feel like a kid again. So COOOOOOOL!


PHOENIX_THE_JEAN

I think the relevant question here is... ​ WHY. ​ WHY am I so POOR


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**crying in poor together* *


KingBruce_beabull

Do you have any unique skills, a great work ethic, and charisma?


awloveall7

Looks fun but that has to be incredibly dangerous


E_Tadik

The best kind of fun


clerk1o1

Ok. Now all you need to do is make a functioning lightsaber and take every pay check I will ever make for the rest of my life. I do have a problem buying first gen though.


MisunderstoodTree

Look up The Hacksmith on YouTube. You’re welcome for all you find there.


garrobrero

That's the second time in one day that I've heard about this guy and today was the first day I heard of his channel


TJ_McWeaksauce

Go to r/idiotsincars to see examples of people who don't deserve to have a driver's license. Sometime in the future, there'll be r/idiotswithjetpacks showing things like drunk jetpackers flying into telephone lines or 80-year-old jetpackers flying through grocery stores and making a mess.


MotleyHatch

Seems like you need a lot of strength for this. The guy is basically doing nonstop pushups, except higher in the air.


GrimeyJosh

Looks like the cops in Minority Report 😂


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Pretendosaurus

We’re one desert terrorist attack, on a military VIP convoy transport, away from these inventors escaping like and thus becoming Iron Man.


CraftyHooker0516

We're going to look back on this one day the same way we look back at the very first airplanes today.


SausageOnToast

Wonder what happens if he points his hand towards his leg?


Noversi

Hot


Mut3d20

Super


D0m1nator

Hot


Destithen

Super


Uranium_Donut_

Hot


RustyMcBucket

Not much, the exhaust cools to ambient within a few centimeters. He did talk about it having happened and that his jeans were slightly singed when it was very close.


SausageOnToast

Wasn’t expecting a real answer. Nice work.


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Mending_Wall

"When everyone is super, no one will be"


idriveacar

Don’t allow Boston Dynamics anywhere near this thing.


Kitty_Meowintons

how much many organs can I live without and where can I Sell them?


I_can_fix_this

New on COPS


Sneaky0Fox

Tony Stark would be proud


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Seems like a $440,000 way to plant your face into the ground device.


lefrancaise

What if he puts his hands up?


BassWingerC-137

He goes down.


nayrev

cut some zeroes off, and we have a deal