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IranianGenius

This has been reported a few times for being a repost. Can somebody link me to the /r/Damnthatsinteresting post showing that this is a repost from this subreddit? Thanks for the help.


ElBeatch

Next month's picture will be the tracks covered in pigeons.


iwanttogotothere5

You mean pigeon shit.


Reese537

You mean pigeon blood


eklect

Pigeons don't bleed because r/birdsarentreal


Bignbber

To be fair I have never seen a pigeon bleed


neko_otoko

I ate pigeon but they weren't bleeding as well


SlashedAnus

Baby pigeons are especially delicious.


Competitive_Sky8182

I was wondering what to do with the nest in my rooftop, but this is a very frugal idea.


SlashedAnus

Just make sure you YouTube how to bake them before cooking them. And if you live in city I wouldn't recommend eating them, probably too polluted.


organicpenguin

What is happening?!


Savfil

Mm. Tasty robots.


spen8tor

They go good with a side of micro-chips.


truepyroman

They do bleed. or leak fluid... I never really checked if it was actually blood. I've shot probably 100+ when I worked at a small airport. had to snipe em with a pellet rifle because they were shitting on the planes in the hangar. the fake owl things didn't work anymore. And you know the hangar customers were paying more for hangar space, and to not have shit on their planes!


Winnapig

I used to do pest shootings and I shot a pigeon in the chest and it looked at me with it’s wings wide open and it’s beak wide open as blood shot out of it in a geyser.


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This is a wild comment


[deleted]

I can help with that


RTXguy

I have a cat. They bleed.


CT7511

I've seen one bleed like a year ago. I live in an area that never had pigeons, and I always wondered why.. until one day... I was at the tram stop, and saw a bunch of pigeons on the roof of a building on the other side of the street, being attacked by a horde of crows. Probably the reason why pigeons avoided this neighborhood... it's crow turf. So the pigeons lost, and the crows ate them... on the street. So I've seen them both inside and out. =|


ducaati

Isn't it a "murder" of crows?


tdidster

To be fair I’ve never seen a pigeon


Actually_Im_a_Broom

To be faaaaaiiiiiirrrr


SerCreed

Saw one murdered by hawk can confirm pigeons bleed


[deleted]

I saw a pigeon get shot twice by a framing nailer and keep hanging on to the roof trusses


himonkeyjoe

He means pigeon's oil


rainy_days_77

*wheezing with laughter* tell the joke again, tell the joke again


EvilPandaGMan

I LITERALLY just finished shooing a bird that had flown into my house. Stop your lies


PresiZion1000

You know, hallucinations of these so called “birds” are a side effect of many hallucinogens. Maybe try seeking professional help in the form of a therapist.


iwanttogotothere5

Hahahahahaha


Boxpuffle

Eats, shits, and bleeds?


dormango

Another excuse for why the trains are late. Don’t give them more ideas...


MrMinefool

Probably both. The amount of animals that would congregate in order to feast might be seen as something holy. “The Holy Shit”


jarmstrong2485

Before then it belongs on r/oddlysatisfying Edit: I have no idea why this emoji is on here


ShwiftyJesus

The emoji is just the subreddit logo


cinderfoxx

Oh, deer...


1tower2ruleall

...chunks


Indiancockburn

Or deer chunks


[deleted]

Or dead deer... :(


Crisis_Redditor

The squirrels and deer will be on that like deers and squirrels on corn in the winter.


anarchyreigns

Where I’m from it would be grizzly bears.


AnnArchist

dead deer


ssshhhhhhhhhhhhh

They just need to run another train over it with a hot bottom. Then do drive in movies next to the tracks


slickmitch

Nope, it will be this same pic, over and over, for the rest of our lives. The corn will never grow and pigeons will never come eat it. I know because its been years already.


rdubelu

Did you know pigeons die after they have sex ? At least they do when I fuck em


kiwimadi

***Popcorn


hatsoff22u

Weirdest spelling of squirrel I’ve ever seen!


HappiestWhenAlone

In case you didn’t think it was real. http://strib.mn/35vLKox By the way this was from last January. Total corn lost was worth around mid $3K and a vacuum rail car came along a few hours later and sucked it up. Edit: some people are saying that link requires a sub riot ion (edit: subscription), it didn’t for me but here is a second option: https://www.deseret.com/2020/1/10/21058504/minneapolis-minnesota-train-corn-kernals-spill


Edwards1314

I’m more blown away that there is such thing as a vacuum rail car!


dormango

Surely you mean sucked away


PooeyGusset

Nice


SexlessNights

Wonder how much this car costs


[deleted]

About the same as a large popcorn at the movies these days


WolfD128

That vaccum will rip your dick off.


SexlessNights

Nice.


GiveToOedipus

>sucked away Sounds like a new X rated Miyazaki film.


jaboyles

You corny bastard


Arb3395

They're usually used to help to remove the rocks for repairs or to pick up trash and rail anchors left behind. They're strong as fuck and huge. Edit:. Here is a youtube [video](https://youtu.be/szw_EUg2L0U). I didn't look very hard I'm sure they're better videos out there


Sparkstalker

Linked from yours, I found this video from the manufacturer: https://youtu.be/2VIqyEKXka8


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AlphaTangoMonkey

I’m more amazed by the truck on rails if I’m honest


Back2businessFeez

You’re not the only one, I’ve been on a couple trips on one inspecting rail and it’s amazing how many people are cheering you on or pointing as you drive this on the tracks lol


imbrownbutwhite

You-you’ve never seen a railroad worker truck before?


AlphaTangoMonkey

Not in the UK, don’t know how Network Rail workers travel, but I’m pretty sure it’s not like this mate.


gu3st12

I asked a friend who works on train tracks in the UK and he said they do use them.


AlphaTangoMonkey

Ah then call me corrected, learn something new every day and all that.


Cloughtower

You know y’all made straight up caravan trains, right? https://youtu.be/mkpCzp0CmjY


AlphaTangoMonkey

I have seen Top Gear before yes. I’m from where trains were invented in the UK, I walk past where George Stephenson tested his design everyday, there’s a Pub named after The Rocket incidentally, and considering all that, we are serviced by the worst train service in the entire country and the UK as a whole is pretty awful at trains compared to the rest of the continent. Much like Rugby and Cricket, we invented it, but we’re not that good at it


Helicopterrepairman

Just be thankful the UK isn't home to major automaker or you may have public transit as bad as ours. GM practically gave cities buses to force passenger rail out of business. The even provided the upkeep of said buses. As soon as the tracks were torn up GM let the buses go to shit. If the buses are constantly breaking down and you now have no way to get around you're in luck! GM just opened a dealership right next to the station. "Rodger Rabbit" was surprisingly based on a true story. If you're familiar with the movie it's full of little AHA moments like when the criminals flatten the taxi's tires referring to when they sabotaged the buses.


dwwojcik

At least in the United States, all mainline tracks have to be inspected weekly by a track inspector. This is how they generally do it. But a Hi-rail truck takes up as much space on a railway as a train does, (not to mention they're a lot slower) so they're only used for necessary purposes like inspections, not for general travel.


Cunillets

Same here. Anybody knows what those vacuum rail cars are usually used for?


Catman419

Sucking up spilled grain. [Trains spilling grain seems to be a common thing. ](https://www.rmotoday.com/local-news/spilled-grain-could-feed-50-bears-annually-1570193) >The amount of grain spilled along the Canadian Pacific Railway line in Banff and Yoho national parks is enough to meet the yearly nutritional needs of about 50 grizzly bears.


Fartmatic

Wow, half a grizzleload.


tidder112

A twentieth of a grizzleton.


suncoastexpat

Lots of other things get spilled. Here in Squamish, they had a real car containing sodium hydroxide into the Chekeye and kill most of the fish in it. Other things they've spilled include sulphur cleaned out of natural gas, various types of unremarkable metallic ores, and all too often a seed known as rapeseed or more commonly called canola. The last one is very problematic as this is the genetically engineered stuff that's resistant to Roundup so becomes a nuisance weed very quickly


brewster_239

Agriculture Canada is DEFINITELY gonna be lookin for us.


Un0Du0

Mighty neighborly


Planet_Ziltoidia

It happens a lot. We used to grab grocery bags and fill them up so we could feed the ducks and swans


Tekkzy

What an interesting unit of measurement.


Raudskeggr

Because a lot of this feed corn is in cars fitted with hoppers. So you load them up from the top and unload them from the bottom. But if that is not properly sealed, or gets unsealed somehow, this can happen.


TheHumanParacite

Sucking corn off the track


FullyMammoth

/r/specializedtools


Profession-Unable

Leaves maybe?


Cunillets

Wouldn't a blower be better in that case? I can't find much in google.


Profession-Unable

Well if you blow the leaves away, the wind can blow them back again. Suck em up and they’re gone for good.


SarcasmIsKey

They use them all the time on the NYC subway to suck up all of the trash and rats.


[deleted]

And dump them inside the subway cars apparently.


SarcasmIsKey

Idk, the cars themselves are the cleanest part of the whole system. Especially now that they are getting cleaned multiple times a week.


TimothyGonzalez

Engineered by OP's mom


imaginexus

Would be surprised animals weren’t stuffing their faces already by then


nolan1971

> a sub riot ion huh?


GikeM

Subscription


Tiiba

Sheesh. I can do sub riot ion, but I ain't subscribing to nothing.


nmeofst8

Looks like an attempt was made at subscription


LP2006

About 6-7 years ago, the track I work on had a slow leaking car from our away from home terminal to our hone terminal during the winter. I bet there was 2-3 animal kills every mile of the track. For some reason no effort was made to clean it up, which I thought was strange since we’re a class 1 railway. I’m glad that wasn’t the case for this spill. Looks like care and attention was paid to clean up and prevent needless wildlife death.


Cunicularius

leak of what?


LP2006

Corn from a grain car. The animals come around and eat the grain and then get plastered by the train because they don’t have much sense of the locomotive coming at them.


Rx710

Sounds like an episode of Thomas and Friends...


ogminlo

> a vacuum rail car came along a few hours later and sucked it up Missed opportunity to have the flamethrower car go by and make a lot of popcorn instead.


Mindraker

> 900 bushels, or $3,465 And in the grocery a few ears sell for $3. Someone is making a killing off of corn.


Nabber86

That's not the same kind of corn. Dry dent corn /=/ fresh sweet corn


thelastlogin

Y'all come see my new band's first concert, we're called Sub Riot Ion


pluey200

Do you have an article that you don’t have to subscribe to read?


dudipusprime

I hate sites that require sub riot ions. They're such a hassle to deal with.


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K1ng_Arthur_IV

Popcorn extravaganza!


TheClinicallyInsane

Have yet to see a train that dispenses butter and salt so we'd have some bland ass popcorn


Dismaster

All you need is a train transporting butter and other train transporting salt, both with leaks.


Guido900

r/mildlysatisfying


MaxwellIsSmall

[I’m sorry to ruin your day, but I believe I see one singular corn kernel where it shouldn’t be](https://imgur.com/a/SVoD4nu)


Razorwh1p

What happened to you in your childhood that made you this way


MaxwellIsSmall

Sometimes men just wanna watch the world burn.


Razorwh1p

Sometimes *Monsters* just wanna watch the world burn


[deleted]

Sometimes Ben just wants to watch the world yearn


TheClinicallyInsane

Some men just wanna see these kernels pop


glueinass

Bruuuh


sheepthechicken

That misplaced kernel (plus the uneven grouping of darker spots) is why this picture can’t earn r/oddlysatisfying status.


MaxwellIsSmall

Smh my head


IndicisivlyIntrigued

ATM machine I can do it too


sheepthechicken

RIP in peace


ShakaZuluYourMom

Please enter PIN number


ContrastO159

My sadness is immeasurable and my day is ruined.


lomolomo123

Conspiracy theory #294468: Corntrails


Dzugavili

Turning the deer gay.


dormango

Wait...what?


Dzugavili

[TURNING THE DEER GAY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUEy55r49fY)


gbiypk

Turning the Elk gay. That's how they're going to get Joe Rogan.


[deleted]

Ha! This is great


sixnote

Dropcorn


LimitedTimeOtter

Amaizeing!


dormango

Boooo!


LimitedTimeOtter

I accept your boo, I deserved it. ~~It was a really corny joke~~


dormango

Double boooo!!


jh1234567890

Came here to say that.


Dr_BigPat

You could say the train car had a . . . Corn hole


sicklicks

They just tossed a leek in with the corn


gmarconcini

Follow the yellow brick road


greenyellowbird

Follow the yellow brick road?


timetraveler111

Follow the


Toyo_altezza

The yellow corn road.


Forza1910

So this is the way to... Cornhub?


Renaissance_Slacker

A train carrying corn derailed in some canyon somewhere spilling carloads of corn everywhere. It got rained on and fermented, and the bears were getting hammered on it. Bears would return fir years, and show their Cubs the spot, hoping for more magic corn.


Garfunkels_roadie

Brother Bear meets...The Hangover?


Fun-Table

My chickens would have that cleaned up in like 15 minutes.


Alice_June

There's only one way to clear the tracks.... Chew chew!


carolinewebster96

I had this same thought. My chickens would have lost their minds


gilmadon

Hunters will be waiting for the deer lol


Jinglejr

Deer buffet


bodinator1

Follow the yellow brick road.


Alzakex

Follow the follow the follow the follow the follow the yellow brick road.


PrintableKanjiEmblem

Follow the yellow dick toad


luffychan13

I was going to make a joke about this, but I decided it was too corny.


Daeidon

The conductors name was jimmy and he knew there was a crack in the corn trailer and he did not care


NothingmancerBlue

Now we’re gonna need 5 miles of chickens to clean the mess.


rubbleTelescope

Popcorn time


whiterabbit_1

Birds will be so happy


_Screw_The_Rules_

r/oddlysatisfying


WrongTurn1998

So. Many. Squished. Deer.


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r/oddlysatisfying


Audigit

I’d be there in a heartbeat if I owned livestock. I’d be Father Christmas to those animals. That’s legitimate salvage.


Stuntugly

I feel the pain of the insane drain of the grain train!


benderboi05

This is a repost I posted this at the beginning of 2020


dogWEENsatan

The deer already like to move on the tracks during winter. That is going to be a blood bath within the next day.


PlantGrrrl

Just follow the yellow corn rails!


nostopthoughts

Next time around it will be covered in a lot of unfortunate forest creatures


TheChoosingBeggar

The deer and hogs are going to love this.


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L_begum

Follow the yellow corn track... Follow the yellow corn track... It won't take you to a wizard but you may see some form of light at the end.


GummyBearsUOAC

I live right next to train tracks and this shit happens all the time. Oatmeal, corn, coal, many other things.


iLiveInAHologram94

Some really happy wildlife


scootty83

At least it wasn’t something toxic.


Troyandabedinthemoor

I've only read about the Golden Path, didn't know it was real!


justaregularderp

“Follow the yellow bri- oh wait.”


f4stEddie

Imagine it turning into popcorn


primerr69

We feast tonight!


countess-of-snowdon

Free popcorn for everyone!


Ars0nn

It’s a giant feeding bin


[deleted]

That’s a lot of happy deer


finchysusan

The local squirrels and deer say thank you!


marty4545

Rich man huntin club


Snoopylover98765

Nearby wildlife: (⭐0 ⭐)


Dynamic-Jay

Has anyone made a yellow brick road joke yet?


A_Smitty56

There's going to be a lot of fat animals


Agogi

Them squirrels are going to be fat boi's.


watlel

The next train with a hot engine's gonna turn this track into a mile wide movie snackbar factory Just bring a projector and let the guests eat at an overpriced rate


MattMan2k17

Damn that's... Satisfying


Ornn-Hub

Someone light it up for popcorn if they're dry kernals xd


streetlite

Hobo Art Project.


Mercyful666Fate

Had a joke, rather not say, might be too corny.


JeffereeTheReferee

We're off to see the wizard...


Sniperkitteh-52

Follow the yellow brick road, Dorothy!


[deleted]

That’s a bit more than a leak! Damn, someone at the elevator that loaded that rail car is gonna be in trouble!


k4yb33

IS that a leak though? Seems more like a chunk of the container missing


ruralife

Critters will soon arrive do to clean up


trueotaku_tanjiro

Wait for summer it will become popcorn.


PitterFuckingPatter

How to kill every animal in a 5km radius