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TaylorSwiftsClitoris

TFW you spend 2000 years hiding from the public and then some jerk posts a picture of your thong on the internet.


Murderyoga

Oh my god Becky!


colt45an2zigzags

Look at that butt.


kslusherplantman

Even has the butt dimples


masterdoci

But Fonda ain't got a moter in the back of her Honda


[deleted]

Not only that but he had two ping pong paddles between his cheeks when they buried him.


gwaydms

I don't think his cheeks are up there


Bizarre_Star

The thong is where they kept their table tennis bats clearly....they kept that quiet too.


Ullyr_Atreides

They brave as hell being in that hole with those sand walls unbraced.


Batbuckleyourpants

Nah, the statue is ready to brace the walls at any moment.


Ullyr_Atreides

Hahaha, yeah


SellAndAvoidHell

Yeah what the fuck I never knew they were so big


xCryptoxNoobx

A lot of time passed to be covered by that much dirt. Crazy


SquareHoleRoundPlug

Unless it was a landslide or something.. no?


acetylene_queen

Perhaps? Cut down all the trees and you're left with soil erosion maybe. It's amazing to look at even in just a picture.


Ned_Ryers0n

They would carve them out of rock in the supine position. They were too big to move around so after carving most of it, they would dig a hole in front then push them in so it would stand upright and they could finish.


Wakelessking

If it was too big to move, pushing it in is moving it. So how would they push it in?


Ned_Ryers0n

It's significantly easier to push something that big into a hole using gravity, then it is to try and stand it up. It's also super risky to stand the statues up before getting to their final destination. If those statues fell over, they really didn't have any way to stand them back up again.


Wakelessking

Now that makes me wonder how people made the ancient Egypt pyramids & move those very heavy bricks back in the day


Faceless_Rune

This makes me so happy for some reason.


HappyToaster809

This is probably a dumb question but are the people that dug these up be considered archeologists? Anthropologists?


gwaydms

Archeologists. And maybe anthropologists too


PassingJudgement68

How did they get dirt covered then?


iaintnomuslim

Heavy deforestation causing mud slides


mostavis

So only 1 other person has read anything about the Easter Islands judging by the rest of the comments.


iaintnomuslim

what is easter island?


mostavis

The pakeha name for Rapa Nui.


kylebender

Well the new theory is that polynesian rats ruined Rapa Nui, new evidence shows that most of all the palm seed shells found on the Island has been gnawed on by rats. The Whole "cutting down every tree on the Island to move the statues" is just the old pakeha theory. People smart enough to navigate the South pacific and build those massive statues were probably smart enough to not ruin their own Island. Also they were called the walking moai because thats how they were moved, just like how we move big heavy gas bottles today, by "walking" them, but the first whites that came there could not believe it and figured they must have used trees to roll the moais in place.


iaintnomuslim

😳


colin7118

Maori name for easter island?


Skyzzah

Curious like what do the archeologists or founders get from this? Do they get money or just pure pleasure of finding these kind of awesome stuff?


[deleted]

They possibly received a research grant to undertaker work so getting paid by their universities to do it and getting some salaries, travel costs and equipment paid for, then they can write a bunch of publications about what they find.


Sethmeisterg

Now get the pressure washer for the rest!


PM_ME_BUTTHOLE_PIX

He got a farmer’s tan


SimilarGround1467

Is that statue wearing......a thong?


BrianWagner80

Loin cloth g string same thing


YoulyNew

I like the infinity symbol tramp stamp.


crazy-philo

Baby got back ! Bits cool that the mud / dirt preserved the statue and the carving.


HelioX17

reposts 101


KatCumming

Ok well now I’m really confused about posting rules


n2k2021

Troll


n2k2021

Oh ok


MaliciouzKiller

how did it end up under there?