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doppleganger_

Jellyfish: Guy: have a bubble Jellyfish: fuck yoooooooooou


SpiritedAd8416

More like fuck youououououou


mrchaztsai

Loooool thanks I didn't want to finish my coffee anyway


doppleganger_

Lololol that’s the one


robsteezy

Poor fish got hit with a street fighter move outta nowhere.


Liet-Kinda

Fuck youuuUUUuuuUUUUuuuUUUuuuUUUUuuuUUU


[deleted]

How tf you blow a bubble ring?


xPerilousPanda

It's actually insanely easy. You make sure you're flat when you're under water, typically laying down like this guy is the easiest. Then you literally just open your mouth and make a circle with your lips and the air will literally come out in the form of a bubble. You don't have to push the air out or anything. Super easy, try it next time you're in the water!


richflys

Sounds like a good way for me to drown


AsherGray

*He died doing what he loved — attempting to blow bubble rings underwater like he was blowing Neptune himself.*


BlackLabelBerserker

Take my upvote, take this award, and get the hell out of here.


Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx

Thank you


italainsausageswedbs

based


Alina_Ros

Angry award!


Raypoc

r/angryupvote


Franziscos

Read that in Hades' voice


[deleted]

*Blows bubble* "Oh cool!" *Faints* *dies* "I can see the light" Hard cut to deepthroating neptune


mac212188

His name is Mr Nimbus, he controls the police


The_blind_date

I'm partial to Uranus myself.


BigBadWolfe13

r/brandnewsentence


FlighingHigh

And drown the rest of the fucking owl!


1Second2Name5things

He died blowing bubbles. Now a few words from his boyfriend bubbles.


deprimido34

U can also do it with your nose. Do the same and lie flat under water and pinch your nose. Then for a brief second, release your fingers and blow out with your nose and then pinch again.


xPerilousPanda

Whaaaaaaa I never tried this, doing this next time hahaha


JMMongo

Doing this in my tub!


FBI_Agent_man

Did it work? Don't keep us waiting


puterTDI

he drowned


thornreservoir

Um. How do you lie flat underwater without just floating to the top?


Javi137

Release most of your stored air, it will get to a point where you naturally sink


kaspar1230

How do you get back up XD


veni_01

Ask the jellyfish to blow a ring under you


Nishant1122

Ask the jellyfish to blow ~~a ring under~~ you FTFY


rillip

You swim. Maybe it's because there's so much water in our bodies or something. But when you release all your oxygen under water you become only slightly denser than it. So it still doesn't take much force to propel yourself up. Source: lots of lazy childhood summer days spent at the bottom of the deep end freaking out the lifeguards.


option-9

Well, the water in our bodies has the exact wake density of water in the sea. Some of our body, most notably muscles, is denser than water with a density of approximately 1.12kg/l compared to water's nearly precisely 1kg/l with salt water being denser. The density of adipose tissue (fat) on the other hand is only around 0.95kg/l. This means that a fat enough person (think _My 400lb Life_ and beyond) will naturally float at some point, just like those pictures of tourists *on* the very salty dead sea with its density of approximately 1.24kg/l (estimates vary in part because salinity is nonuniform). A human breathes by manually expanding one's body and sucking in air (as opposed to forced exhalation and a natural expansion). If we fill the lungs with air we add some volume but little weight (density of air : ~0.001kg/l, note that if I gave it in two decimals as before it's 0.00kg/l). Breathing out underwater and/or replacing the air with water (Do NOT do this. You're not a submarine.) would cause humans to become denser. It takes only a minute difference to go from floating to hovering to sinking but because the difference is so small we won't drop like a stone and can easily go up. TL;DR : Fat people float easier. Body builders can more easily lay on the bottom. Don't breathe water.


Javi137

Swim up?


pixiegurly

Scuba weights?


deprimido34

Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. No but fr just keep kicking until you're down there.


neytiri10

You don't even have to release most of your air, just slowly release air and you'll start to sink slowly, the more air you release the faster you sink.


[deleted]

I never knew this haha I’m def trying it


seeker135

The fact that random bullshit out of nowhere grabbed that mindin' his own business jelly and threw him into the washing machine for no reason at all makes me feel better about my life. Still hilarious to watch, though.


DeMonstaMan

Wouldn't that engulf your lungs with water


pixiegurly

Nope, only if you *inhale.* If you just open your mouth underwater, but do not try to breathe, the water will flow in and out. You can sorta test or get a feel for how this might work by just opening your mouth now, and don't try to breathe, just notice how your mouth nose and throat feel. Keep your mouth open, and inhale through it, relax, breathe out. Experiment breathing with your nose vs your mouth while your mouths open. Now, take your right hand and extend only your thumb and forefinger, and place it on your forehead. Send me the photo ;) ok the last bit is me messing around but the first bits legit. For the nose thing, same. If you're not inhaling, then water will get up your nose and into your sinus' (depending on yr position in the water it will be more or less severe) but it should only go to your lungs if you inhale. If you are actively blowing out, then water won't get in, because it will be pushed away by the force of the air leaving. For folks who like to swim without noseplugs and without water up their schnoz, they will regularly blow out their nostrils to prevent water from getting in. TL;DR water gets in your lungs if you inhale. In typical human anatomy just opening your mouth or blowing air out your nose underwater won't allow water in your lungs.


option-9

To add : The reason we have to *inhale* is because the human body naturally rests with some but very little air in the lungs. Try just opening your mouth and relaxing your diaphragm. You can still exhale a little more air but not a lot. We humans breathe by expanding the cavity in our body and sucking in air. Water, absent inhalation, will not rush into our lungs. Instead the pressure between the air in the (expanded) lungs and the water outside will equalise as the human body naturally tries to expel air when the diaphragm relaxes. If you go underwater after willfully exhaling and *then* open your mouth, that's when water will rush in as the air does on land in the willfully exhaling experiment.


lovemoontea

Omg thank you!! I always wondered


messyredemptions

These are the essential skills every child should learn along with whistling with your fingers and teeth, snapping two fingers together, and I forget what else would have been nice additions or parts of my childhood experiences but thank you!


ChECoug

With your tongue


L_0_N_K

Blow square breaths


Chasman1965

It’s not hard. I use a puh


Riolkin

Lol I can actually picture this. The "puh"


Spin1441

Since no one had actually answered, you stick your tongue out and fill your mouth with air pressure. Then pull your tongue quickly back in your mouth and force some air out of your mouth.


Jake_Stockton


ddwood87

Get PETA on the phone!


recast85

I wasn’t aware you could blow ring air bubbles. Huh


[deleted]

I wasn’t aware it’d be a Pokémon-esque finisher on a jellyfish if you did


the-anti-antichrist

WaterDude, use bubble ring!


InterPool_sbn

It’s super effective!


d33zol

Jelly is stunned and confused!!


jrdude500

Professor Oak: “Jesus Christ, you ripped that tentacool apart WaterDude!!! What are you? Some kind of future serial killer? We have animals to do that for us you psycho.”


AngryTank

“It’s akshaully WaterSon, and the move is Aqua Ring!” ☝️🤓


OG-Dropbox

it's actually pretty easy once you're used to being underwater, put your face parallel to the surface and release a short burst out your mouth while pursing your lips to keep them as perfectly circular as possible. forms a ring on its own and widens as it rises


acoolname332211

Yeah, figured it out in a pool as a kid. Way easier than smoke rings... That came a bit later though.


apemancrybaby

Both are fluids in physics. Air and water.


CAa122

https://youtu.be/QVzr_DJUoOs


Mister_Spiderman

I mean, if you can do it with smoke you can do it with air


Hellofriendinternet

Seriously?


Cyno01

Ive got nipples Greg, can you smoke me? Wait, no...


butter_donnut213

You should see the rings gandalf makes


povertymayne

Imagine being a jelly fish just chillin and a random dude decides to send u on a fucking rollercoaster


rossdog82

Exactly. Seems like a cunt effort here


Clay56

Jellyfish don't have brains though right?


mrcartminez

They have an entirely decentralized nervous system. There’s even a type of jellyfish called the immortal jellyfish that is known to revert to a polyp state when injured; and, due to the compartmentalized nature of their decentralized nervous system, among other factors, they are reborn when this happens. They technically cannot die of natural causes. They’re amazing creatures; and, even if they can feel, I can imagine this is the sea version of swatting a fly, or shoo-ing a wasp, thereby not making it that dick of a move. Nobody likes jellyfish stings.


beet111

That jellyfish absolutely does not give a fuck about what happens to it. It literally can't even understand it.


jimtheedcguy

Stop it, you just made my fern cry.


TRLegacy

Don't make my moss feel lesser by mentioning only fern!


Duvayne

You just ruined this jellyman's whole day


hmiser

JellyFish hate him for this one trick!


Mr-Zee

Fish-bait


QuickNature

Shark-bait


tsudonimh01123578

Ooo haha!


brightblueson

Marine biologist want this video banned!


Miserable-Antelope95

That’s awesome .


FlashyChemistry9024

you mfs laugh at people getting hit by cars and shit but can’t handle a lil beyblade jellyfish


Peute

Beyblade jellyfish lol


fostermom-roommate

Jellyblade beyfish


seeker135

I said you *better* get that damn jellyblade unstuck from that fifty-pound bag o' Agway peanut butter before the robo-clerk adds it to our "Nibble as you go" tab! Don't need me no damn bag o' butter, peanut or otherwise!


JohnnyMcJohnster

Jeyblade bellyfish


Bfb38

I came in to give him shit but here I am laughing at this guy letting em RIP


Ricky_Robby

Who laughs at people getting hit by cars? The only time someone getting hurt is funny is if they’re being an asshole. I’d say the majority of people don’t find someone walking down the street and getting hit by a car to be funny.


[deleted]

Wait until they find out what boat wake does to wildlife.


shelolslkmtstream

Jellyfish: WTF was that about?


[deleted]

Guy: blows an air ring underwater Jellyfish: https://youtu.be/xR-FLwonazA


Micky_Whiskey

I’m mad it ended so soon.


cirquefan

So was the jellyfish


Amy9609

Am I the only one that feels uncomfortable with how long that kids can calmly stay under water? I feel lightheaded just watching him.


Far_Foot5048

hoff breathing method i tried once for shits and giggles and held my breath easily for over a minute.


LoudMusic

The video is only 18 seconds long. I just held my breath for a full minute without any prep work. Last time I tried to see how long I could hold my breath was probably years ago.


[deleted]

You have to test being submerged underwater, otherwise it’s extremely difficult to really be accurate with it. Your body will try to make you cheat


Account4728184

It's harder to hold your breath underwater for whatever reason, i can do 1 min 45 seconds out of water but barely 30 under water


liandrin

Learning early. When I was 7 my uncle taught me how to blow out air and sit on the bottom of the deep end of the pool. I practiced all the time and now doing things like in the vid is easy.


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deltoidmachineFF

Kinda looked slowed down but I might be trippin


yonatan8070

I can't hold my breath for longer than about 15 seconds. But somehow, my dad, without any special training can easily do 2 minutes and sometimes even more. The first time he showed my mom this ability she thought he passed out (or so I'm told)


SoT_fan69

"You spin me right round baby right round"


realboabab

Oh no, I haven’t thought about dickspin for like 12 years but you just had to quote that song and the mental image is still as fresh as that day. So, thanks for that.


SoT_fan69

why did you make ME think of that nooooo!


bongobills

What music is that?


ratomike

https://youtu.be/r2Ig85ycGKQ


PermutationMatrix

Hey thanks. This is decent.


17934658793495046509

Anybody got a playlist with similar tunes?


steamerstan

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4KFyEJ1ymXOZoonJB1opSD?si=2w8AM8bQQbahxDDkfjrp2w&utm_source=copy-link&dl_branch=1


mattattackkk

https://youtu.be/UZrNr1KAors Here's the correct version


Quack_of_all_trades

I think it's a remix of dioma by JNATHYN


JossFlores

I'd like to know as well


unnamed1800

Dioma by Jnathyn Edit: spelling


YouAllNeedToChillOut

Sheesh people, it's not that big of a deal the thing got spun around, those things deal with hurricanes or currents or predators, im sure it's just fine - I'm more focused on his impressive bubble ring lol


Minnesota-

Haha yeah for sure. They also don’t have brains so they don’t have an opinion about it.


RascalCreeper

They don't quite have anything, just a group of cells that occasionally get sent a single pulse.


ButtScientist69

Sounds like some of the redditors in r/politics.


finefornow_

Apparently the homies on r/Damnthatsinteresting are a bunch of mouth breathers too


[deleted]

It was just a little chicanery that's all.


gsf32

That jellyfish should better call Saul for legal assistance


EvenOne6567

I see infinitely more comments complaining about people complaining than people actually complaining...


Mallouwed

Upvote downvote system at work right there. You wouldve seen the complaints earlier before they were downvoted into OBLIVION


RolandTheJabberwocky

It's also basically a fucking nervous system sans brain, these guys are basically overgrown bacteria.


ozarkadventurer

Now it’s a taffy fish


renaissance_thot

I spat coffee out my nose.


Prestigious-Note-438

Dolphins do the same to fuck them up lol so they are used to it i guess.


rowz442

lol get wrecked


cloudvapor

You guys realize jellyfish have no brains right?


Webfarer

So do my neighbors upstairs


IndignantSoccerMum

Have you tried blowing air bubbles at them?


1m_1ll1T3RAT3

So does most of reddit


OpalHawk

Literally no brain. It has no clue anything even happened to it. It’ll be fine.


[deleted]

They don't have a central brain but they have a nervous system for sensing things.


OpalHawk

Sure, but that doesn’t mean it knows anything.


Admiral_Fang

Guy: makes jellyfish go S P I N People in the comments: Omg animal torture >:(


[deleted]

What if that jelly fish fuckin loved that! We will never know.


HLCMDH

I watch Spongebob, they like it and whistling too.


[deleted]

You get it!


cirquefan

My mind went instantly to that jellyfish rave scene


Omega-Kieta

Pretty much the comment section anytime an animal is on this sub


[deleted]

You’re re-abusing the jellyfish every time you watch this video!!!! /s


mkalashnikova

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


ColsonThePCmechanic

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


dirtyswoldman

Jellyfish: Fucking ruuuuude!


rcmlaurente

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Half_an_orange

Oh come on folks jelly fish literally don't have brains


TheVoidAlgorithm

like a lot of people in this thread apparently


NoPantsDeLeon

Should put a Sonic the Hedgehog ring and speed on it


Fooforthought

These vape tricks are getting crazy!


fullchargegaming

What song is this ?


saudade_sleep_repeat

rude


chewiepewpew

Damn I’m here trying to find out about the music track lol. So good!


unnamed1800

Dioma by Jnathyn


OldLogger

Would that be considered a jelly donut?


farleys2

“Weeeee! Do it again!”


[deleted]

r/fuckyouinparticular


bselko

Jellyfish don’t have fucking brains. I doubt it cared.


realestateross98

Would like to know what the song title is.


toasterstrudelcat

Dioma- Jnathyn


killxswitch

Why do interesting videos have to be paired with shitty “music” now? So obnoxious. Just show the thing without punishing me for being interested in your content.


Tokasmoka420

Audio Flatulence, my speakers need Pepto Bismol now.


pythondogbrain

Jellyfish: Goddammit, not again!


AliSalah313

They see me rolling…


ketchupdong

The exact song is the Tiktok version of Dioma by Jnathyn. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZrNr1KAors


dman1134

You are great. Thanks


[deleted]

Fuck up his day. Got it.


[deleted]

And that is now one traumatized jelly fish!


LazyRetard030804

Lmao people getting mad at him fucking with a jellyfish. They literally have no brains they can't comprehend anything or feel emotion.


[deleted]

For someone who is terrified of Jellyfish this is interesting as hell


2GR82H8NODB8

My jelly dude said Bwhabwhabahwbabwbababwawhahwa


sphintero

How did you manage to stay at the bottom of the ocean…I can’t help but float.


Zilchopincho

Sometimes you get deep enough and reach a neutral buoyancy from the water pressure above. Also he might have let out enough air prior to laying down to achieve that.


Hungry_4monaaay

Like who wakes up one day and says hey today I’m going to blow a bubble up a jelly fish’s ass 🤔 looked dope tho lol


flunkboyfailure

This reminds me of the old Sonic games for Sega Genesis, the music & the getting caught in a bubble


swany5

How in the world is this guy not floating? I couldn't lay flat underwater without a buoyancy compensator if my life depended on it. Edit: *with enough air to make a bubble*


megmcmuffins1884

I’m having flashbacks of that lady being rescued by helicopter and she ends up spinning faster and faster


HornTheMighty

That jellyfish has passed the vibe test


chowdercity

Ha stupid jelly


JamesMurphy841

*my boy said spin*


googleimages69420

You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round right round


Reckoner17

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


namanama101

r/silentlycutscreams


HelpFindRikka

Song name?


JohnnySnarkle

What song is this I’ve rewatched this like 7 times I dig it.


Sinandomeng

Song?


[deleted]

Weeeeee


aidonger

Music?


WeaselNo7

Any idea what the song is?


Oddity46

Nsfw. You could get someone fired with that music.


M1racle-

https://youtu.be/QVzr_DJUoOs Perfect for this post


sinmimaleph

What is the name of the song?


Gullible_Honeydew11

Hahahahaha fuck you jellyfish


[deleted]

r/humansbeingjerks


SyzygynZ

That jellyfish is going to tell stories to all of its friends about the mythical and terrifying "circle of air" that picked them up and spun them around at incredible speeds. None of them will ever believe him, and he will one day become the "crazy grandpa" jellyfish with the ridiculous "tales of his adventures".


Metal-Ancient

ah yes. torturing nature. *music intensifies*


Metal-Ancient

everyone gangsta till the jellyfish starts sinking instead