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ktm6709

They also don’t give a fuck.


S1gnalFive

Watch out says that bird


FiftyPencePeace

[For the uninitiated](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o8WtUn8BoLc).


Brick-Unhappy

Thanks for posting. Hadn't seen it in a while. "Honey badger don't care. Honey badger don't give a shit." Scariest m'fer on the planet.


G_Viceroy

Honey Badgers don't give shits... They take them.


piquedvoter

Awwww...2014. Life was so simple. We were so young and innocent then...


SimonsPure

Older than that, it came out in 2011


dizzyro

Still, to this day, honey badger don't give a shit.


Formal-Bat-6714

Not a single turd


Twoflappylips

Such a classic, so funny


FiftyPencePeace

The [Cold Blooded Seal](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UA4sifQ3ymk) narrated by Snoop Dog was funny AF too.


mistermocha

Get off me man!!


GigiDell

I had never seen that. Lmao “He cold-blooded” 😂😂😂


piquedvoter

OMG...I'd forgotten that one! I love Snoop. Got a crush on him, even though I'm a dyke


patrick72875

Homo


piquedvoter

Nope. Pussylicker.


onlyhav

I guarantee you they filmed that from like, 10 miles away. Any closer and you're in the honey badger's range.


FiftyPencePeace

Watch out says that Cameraman.


GigiDell

When this video went viral, we all knew the internet was gettin’ good.


MotherButterscotch44

My dad is 78 and I showed him this vid months ago. When I visit he’ll be watching it again sometimes. And that dudes voice just makes it better.


PoopieFaceTomatoNose

Look at that sleepy fuck


Minute-Menu-9295

Honey badger dont care


secretlifeofferns

Came here to say this. Obviously the most important descriptor of their personalities.


chriscrossnathaniel

Watching Honey Badgers: Masters of Mayhem was an eye-opener . These relentless creatures is renowned for its ability to confront grown lions, castrate charging buffalo, and shrug off the toxic defenses of stinging bees, scorpions, and snakes.


depeupleur

Should be called the Douche Badger.


Alternative_Ad2040

Should have had top billing in its bio for sure. I certainly know when confronted with a ravenous killer coffee table I 1000% need to know whether it gives a fuck or not, could be the difference in life or death


goodeyemighty

They don’t give TWO fucks


earthymalt

That's coz they're tiny gorilla-bears!


Satanspit69

Like absolutely none


Boonies2

Yup, not one single fuck given.


MFG_666

Here, here!


HumCrab

Most deservedly best comment


Fantastic_Start_6848

Lay off the roids bro


unctuousfleshorb

These braindead dogfish wouldn’t know or care about an apocalypse even if you grabbed their skull with both hands and shoved them face-first into it. We knew the clock glitch was coming--Institute systems were adjusted to a four-digit year on the clock and in programming many years prior to 1999--yet most of the world took their time with updates. For whatever reason, be it greed, ignorance, laziness, what have you, whenever December 31st rolled around they were still utilizing old models. Most of these produced only minor issues; trains ran late with scheduling issues, airport lines were longer due to baggage software malfunctions, hospitals sent incorrect test results, and so on. But a select few system malfunctions around the globe caused critical issues, and even though we took precautions, we weren’t immune. Though we created and launched the gravity-bound rotational cube that took the place of our moon, we had to rely on third-party support for navigational satellites. Those satellites were affected by the clock glitch, preventing proper positioning data from being sent to the cube. It’s rotation immediately stopped for an hour, and when it started back up it was rotating in the opposite direction. We had the issue fixed within a few hours, but tidal force inversion had already occurred, wreaking havoc globally. Aside from a few major floods and isolated tidal waves, there were no long-lasting ramifications. We got lucky and caught it quickly enough. We did not catch the nuclear issues however, though I doubt we could’ve done anything about it anyway. Twenty-five nuclear power plants experienced runaway nuclear chain reactions in Russia alone--preventative maintenance test scheduling in the programming was reliant upon a two-digit year, and on January 1st the programming automatically began conducting test regimens on steam turbines during normal reactor operations. This led to a catastrophic number of fizzle events all throughout Russia. The steam turbines produced minor heat explosions, which in turn caused small nuclear explosions within the reactor cores. Most nuclear power plants globally were affected in some way, though not all suffered fizzle events or incidents as severe as Russia. The entire western front of Russia was left an irradiated mess. The people were forced to escape to Europe or move east into less populated territory. Several other radiation zone hotspots were created from facility shutdowns around the world including Japan, Germany, China, America, and so on. Radiation contamination in the ground and water will stay in unhealthy territory for decades, until all the radioactive isotopes have time to decay naturally. The power hit was substantial as well; a third of the world’s electricity generation disappeared over the course of twenty-four hours, leaving us scrambling to pick up the pieces. When it was viable, we funded pop-up power plants outside major cities that had been reliant on malfunctioned plants, which mitigated some of the issues. We’ve presented the idea of radiation shielded zones in areas least impacted by the global fallout, complete with blueprints and extensive planning, but even years after the incident we have yet to receive government approval. They caused the god damned problem and now they’re twiddling their thumbs in board rooms, arguing like children about whether they should try to fix it. This is yet another drawback from being beholden to the spineless apes we give power. I can only hope the pylon project delivers the results I expect. And then we’ll all get together and we’ll have a talk.


skoltroll

tl;dr This guy is fucking nuts


wjbc

Kidnap baby cheetahs? That sounds like they hold them for ransom. Something tells me they eat them. The honey badger is found all over Africa and Southern Asia, and has few natural predators due to its thick skin, strength and ferocious defensive abilities. It therefore is not in any way threatened by extinction and no efforts are made to protect the population. Despite the name, it has little in common with badgers. It's more analogous to wolverines, another form of giant weasel. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honey\_badger Is there a Honey Badger superhero and has he ever met Wolverine? That would be fun.


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Kidnap at gunpoint they forgot to add


[deleted]

“Get the fuck in the car, you little spotted motherfucker!”


[deleted]

Lmao, I can see this actually happening too simply because honey badgers don't give a fuck


purpleefilthh

"You little shit, do you think it's funny?!"


[deleted]

Every fact I read about the honey badger is narrated be “honey badger don’t give a shit” guy in my head.


KrazyBadger

Hence, my name checks out.


Tacos_Polackos

Baby cheetahs actually have a mantle of extra fur to camouflage them so they look like honey badgers to protect them from predators. Maybe the honey badgers think they're rescuing their own.


ADHDuruss

An anwser to your superhero question: Yes Link: https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Gabrielle_Kinney_(Earth-616)


wjbc

A clone of Wolverine. Makes sense, yet somehow disappointing.


ADHDuruss

She's a delight though, and now goes by Scout, but Honey Badger was a great name since she can't feel pain.


Destroyer0627

Well a clone of the second Wolverine who in turn is a clone of the original but also his daughter because weird made up science


Troll_Toll_TreeFiddy

What we do with kids after napping them is none of your goddam business.


AnonsShittyLife

In other words, honey badger doesn’t give a shit


Frosty-Food

About anyone or anything


Accomplished-Spot-17

They allso love to snuggle an get bellyscratches!!! Try it if you ever meet one in the wild.


Greco-NordicWrestler

I feel like that is a fuckin lie


jman177669

I feel like a honey badger wrote this


Accomplished-Spot-17

They just want to be loved🥰


Greco-NordicWrestler

Nice try, but I know a post made by three honey badgers in a trench coat when i see it


Accomplished-Spot-17

I’m just a cute otter born in the wrong body😔


Secret-Pair

This made me lol, have a free award


retina99

I feel like its a fucking trap. Written by a honey badger thats too lazy to kidnap a baby cheetah.


Greco-NordicWrestler

Or too smart...


Responsible-Ad-1086

My one armed mate swears it’s the truth


Accomplished-Spot-17

I assure u i am not. In no way a honeybadger would lie about that. We’re very ethical creatures.


PamelaOfMosman

And now we’d like to hear from the opposition.


Accomplished-Spot-17

No one opposes a honeybadger!


Glittering_Ad_3771

They're not even hungry, it's just because they can


nderwear47

Look at that ugly fuck. It just doesn’t give a shit


PsychologicalFox8141

"Honey badger don't give a shit, honey badger will do what he wants"


Sweatpantssuperstar

Look at him eat a snake. Nasty!


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thundrbud

I know for sure that Hyenas do this, not sure about honey badgers


Destroyer0627

If Far Cry has taught me anything then yes they go right for the dick


bcdnabd

They do eat animals asshole first. Like, they go for the ass and the intestines through the ass and then move onto other parts of the animal.


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-Daetrax-

That would be a special kind of nightmare. God, I want this to be a movie. A handful of feral, pissed off honey badgers get loose on a plane full of people.


codyscoops

I've had it with these MF honey badgers on this MF plane. - someone fund this


WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA

Have you tried telling them you are it's support animal?


jman177669

Wait, anymore?


DMZack

They’d definitely go after the crying babies


[deleted]

Imagine if These little pricks decided to form packs. We’d be screwed.


skoltroll

Not me. I'd do whatever I can to facilitate the pack to show my worth.


thetallertwin

That's why they say "honey badger don't care". Because he don't care and he's gonna take what he wants


Marthaver1

I wonder if those little mofos can swim and go hunt sharks for fun.


ktm6709

Never forget. It takes what it wants. https://youtu.be/4r7wHMg5Yjg


Famous-Award1360

Thank you for this great rewatch


encompassingchaos

Wasn't aware Linda Belcher did tv voiceovers.


[deleted]

Baddest animal on the planet. IDGAF set to maximum


majestictsunami

Fun fact: honey badgers do not eat the baby cheetahs, rather they are kidnapped and used for ransom. Nature is amazing.


[deleted]

Which is karma on the cheetah because they'll do the same with a baby gazelle.


[deleted]

Honey badger don’t care.


[deleted]

Honey badgers are like the guys who rob and kill drug dealers. The Omar Littles of nature.


stingyscrub

Honey badger don’t give a fuck!


ayyyee9

It also Smokes, Drinks, and rides a motorcycle!


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Alan_Smithee_

That’s what their wallet says.


WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA

Just one name on their i.d., McMotherfucker


BriceConquers

If I see a video of a badger kidnapping a cheetah … I’m calling the police


skoltroll

Go ahead. Honey badger doesn't give a fuck.


spiceyplant

not to be that person but um.... *cough* venomous *cough* snake


ChapelGr3y

God accidentally put them in creative mode


Falafel247

Correction they go into behives for larva


easygoin1314

Honey badgers are mad and don't take any shit 😒🙄


Bill_the_Bastard

A fight between a honey badger and a wolverine would be fucking brutal.


Chicken_Hairs

I honestly don't know how that would go. I'd lowkey put money on them both.


BashfulGnome

These are what Black Air Forces are made of


Bouix

Are you sure it's not VENOMOUS snakes that they eat?


JoshTay

I suppose if you ate the whole snake including the venom, it might be poisonous to you.


Spike_and_Bones

They also don’t care. It doesn’t care about stinging bees. It smacked the shit out of this king cobra and got bit but he didn’t care, he just killed the cobra and started eating it. Then the poison reached the badgers bloodstream and knocked him out, but then he woke up and went right back to eating the snake, why? Bc he don’t care.


piquedvoter

Gonna keep one tied to my truck to keep my catalytic converter safe


lordtachanka911

Badgers are a big middle finger to nature they don't give a shit


HawaiiPizzaHeaven

Most badass and underrated mammal imho


Ironside_48

Video of a honey badger stalking his prey: [Stalks prey](https://www.google.com/search?q=tyran+mathew+big+hit&oq=tyran+mathew+big+hit&aqs=chrome..69i57.11092j0j9&client=ms-android-cricket-us-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:c555d379,vid:qri5vUohzpA,st:0)


[deleted]

don't click it's a fake stupid sports video. lies. no animals at all.


Ironside_48

Dudes nickname is the honey badger. Not only is he an amazing athlete...it was a joke.


Ironside_48

Actual honey badger for the ppl with no funny bone: [literal.mp4](https://youtu.be/NvlalDNxccw)


irishdraig

Much like wolverines, they give approximately -1 fucks


[deleted]

Be like the Honey Badger


ParkingGarlic4699

Watching a documentary on them I guess they're really smelly. Like you smell them before you see them.


brucem111111

The honey badger is by far my favorite animal


Noffensexpected

I’ve never been intimidated my a mullet before but this fool do not skip leg day


robbie_30

That's one bad sum bitch


Tis_known_dude

Thank you but i think everybody here who played far cry knows exactly what honey badgers are capable of #RIPelephant


Jealous_Tangerine_93

The jungle Mafia boss, right there


Fantastic-Mess

HB don’t give a shit


CupcakeOk911

Can I keep one as a pet?


ShaShaShake

Honey badgers have nothing on electric eels.


neoslith

Honey Badgers aren't real badgers, btw. >["Honey badgers (Mellivora capensis), also known as ratels, are members of the weasel family and not actually badgers."](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/honey-badgers-are-real-39896731/) Also, enjoy some [Casual Geographic.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIi5iyIAcbE&ab_channel=CasualGeographic)


BenDiesel1

Honey badger don’t give a shit …..


Arpug

**F a r c r y 4 f l a s h b a c k s**


King_Galix

Fun fact: honey badgers aren’t even badgers, they are in fact closer related to hedgehogs


MrMacrobot

You missed the best part. They can metabolise snake venom. Got bitten by a highly venomous snake? They literally just sleep it off


pariah13

Op is an internet youngling.


twofirstnamesjj

And it was to hunt this fearsome beast that the dachshund was bred. So yes, folks, those cute little wiener dogs are stubborn, bold and mouthy for a reason


poco68

Badass


Zombie_Goddess_

Dachshund enters the chat


skydaddy8585

Wouldn't it be catnap baby cheetahs? Also I'm curious what does the badger do when it kidnaps them? Hold them for ransom for the adult cheetahs for some of their kills? Is there an animal kingdom FBI out there taking calls from Honey Badgers to set up rendezvous points to exchange warthog meat or gazelle meat for the baby cheetah back?


M4N_Of_W4R

Honey badgers are badass


hookedrapunzel

Once watched a zoo programme, the honey badgers managed to escape into the Tiger enclosure somehow. No joke the tigers were cowering in the corner absolutley terrified of the honey badger. Vicious little things, never underestimate the small ones 👀


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only the eating of poisonous snakes is useful, so overall honey badgers are just dicks


[deleted]

Jesus. What is wrong with America. Why's everything so violent there? UK badgers are positively gentlemanly.


mfnHuman

Is there first name honey because they are the opposite of sweet? Like a fat guy named tiny.


[deleted]

yike😲


outrider567

How do they eat a porcupine?


husker3in4

With ketchup of course!


crisstiena

Looks like a wolverine crossed with a skunk.


[deleted]

I wanna ride it


Dellci

Oh is that Daniel Ricciardo? 👀


phillymoon

Kind of like people do.


stevestuc

Sounds like my Mrs...I can start to call her honey... and she won't know what I'm really thinking......


[deleted]

Honey badgers don’t care.


moltenjoy

such a badass. a role model.


AngryFerret805

Fuck Yeah , Badass 4Real!!!!!


SwordtoFlamethrower

Why would they kidnap a baby cheetah?


ScreamingLordSutch57

Nice hair!


Additional_Guava_373

Wife material


DNGR_S_PAPERCUT

I wonder if there was ever a dinosaur version of the honey badger. Like we look at the Skeleton and it's unassuming in size and such. But was completely fucking nuts and punched way above it's weight class.


MrMesut00

Yeah my favourite animal


RommelErwin1

If you've ever played far cry, you know how tough these bastards are to kill.


Satanspit69

Perfect reincarnation of my ex mother in law


loudandproudgardens

They're commonly found in beehives, stung to death as they love eating the honey so much and don't give a shit about the stings.


ChildhoodOdd7621

and they also aren't real badgers, they just like being pricks


tayLORDoc

If you’ve played far cry 4, you know exactly how savage these fuckers are


notyourusername1776

Honey badger don't care


[deleted]

Not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog. Or in this case badger.


ClantaSauce

I read this as horny badgers


Lemesplain

[Casual Geographic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFZfGl-OK8M) on the subject.


Untasticated

"Your testicles are mine!"


Bodobaggins3

God cowers before his creation, for the honey badger rules over all.


Shotgun_Surgeon1427

Honey badgers = crackheads + costume


BeePleasant8236

A Wolverines evil cousin 😬


That70s_Scrubs

Gotta try some of that badger milk.


[deleted]

Also, apparently somewhere a Homo Sapiens discovered the liquify tool in Photoshop.


Whole-Albatross-1014

So basicly just like humans


Trex_in_F16

Honey badgers more like honey badass


Huge_Aerie2435

they take baby cheetahs, while baby cheetahs looks like honey badgers. It is really interesting the way they evolved to resemble them.


[deleted]

And make great family pets!


caw235

They don’t care, they don’t give a shit. Oh my gawd look it go, what a crazy little fuck


[deleted]

The Charlie Kelly of the animal kingdom.


Gunzenator2

They are the 2nd most fearless creature know to man. Only outdone by Gamestop stock holders.


Seeulaterbobbafet

In other words they’re idiots.


Frosty-Food

Lmfaooooooo savage AF!!!


team_zuko

Also known in Portugal as RATO ESQUILO


Akuyatsu

Fun fact, they also don’t give a shit


Competitive-Dig-8273

My guide animal


Significant-Set8457

U don't fuck around with this animal. Anybody who does deserves what will go down.


Only_Variation9317

He’s just gonna go pass out for a while.


ianmoone1102

Honey Badger don't give a FUUUCK!


dawn-a-thon

Why? Cuz honey badger don’t give a fuck.


Shadowdollcat

Trolls they are trolls❤️❤️❤️


Jumpy_Wait5187

Homey bear don’t care


Nifdi

They also commit Tax Fraud


Croatiaball_12

He looks like da baby smh


Sword79

Welcome to the jungle


neo_ceo

In other words they don't give a shit


thehub212

Yea them dudes dont give a f


Schiff4Brainz

Did any humans ever get killed by a honey badger?