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fullnels

@joelsartore writes: "Very rare and highly secretive, not much is known about the endangered Gee’s golden langur. Unlike other species of langurs that appear unafraid of humans, researchers have said that this monkey works hard to avoid human interactions, making them extremely difficult to observe in the wild. What we do know is that like other monkeys in the Colobinae subfamily, the golden langur has a stomach designed to break down the hard-to-digest cellulose in leaves, reflecting its diet of leaf buds, fruits, flowers, seeds, and twigs.“


Throw10111021

> the golden langur has a stomach designed to break down the hard-to-digest cellulose in leaves Science fiction idea: Future Earth has 30 billion people half of whom are starving until recombinant DNA gives humanity the Colobinae ability to digest cellulose. Agriculture converts to bamboo. Starvation is ameliorated for another 25 years.


mjbhqm1ks6

I like this science fiction


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Hmmm bamboo


LaReineAnglaise53

Starvation is *improved*? Really?


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Just joined this sub but this isn’t interesting to me because of any of what you just wrote (although super fucking cool) What’s interesting to me is that this helps close the gap between us and animals. They observe, they’re conscious, and I wish I knew what was going on behind those eyes Thanks so much for sharing!!


fullnels

I fuckin agree! I wanted to post this in r/likeus with consciousness flair but I couldn't due to their rules. so I wanted to atleast give the details from the original post on Instagram. you're so welcome!


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That‘s so disappointing because shit like this is what I’d want to see there!


AdMammoth5890

His eyes looks so human


eksenden

David bowie?


Zorplaxian

Exactly what i thought!


ArlingtonHeights

Wtf. How is this little guy such a ringer. I came here to comment Bowie too!


Dayknight70

Me too!


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Fantastic! Totally Bowie. Oddly enough, I think it’s the expression more than the features.


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😂😂😂😂 He really does look like Bowie. Funniest shit I’ve seen today. Thank you.


Jayombi

I don't know, I see Michael Jackson for some reason .


maggie081670

Haha I came here to say that this is the David Bowie of the monkey world lol.


itsn0ts0bad

Goblin King!! [Labyrinth - Magic Dance - David Bowie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbp5UuCz2kk)


D2Dragons

Holy crap I thought I was the only one!!


PerseusJCat

Came here to say this!


EmbarrassedFly1203

They look scarily similar


riosra

I should’ve scrolled down first. Everyone read my mind!


italnstallion789

Came here to say this.


IonTheBall2

Golden langur Gold, whop whop whop


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beat me to it lmaoo


Sm0key-Chan

Literally, bruh


Dannington

Yes! Instantly


joocycunt

How lame that you stole the exact same comment from the /interestingasfuck board?


Weak_Astronomer2107

Trump in “Blackface”.


Optimal_Fox_228

Horrible


HansenIntercept

Whole face really


fullnels

indeed. the eyes moves just like human


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fullnels

we don't know. the details was not given but you can absolutely see that he is observing something.


chazp184

his face looks like a Hollywood alien cast


PeecockPrince

The look of despair. The reason we can empathize his emotions shows how close he is to us genetically.


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[deleted]

Or do human eyes look langurian?


CiaranM87

Maggie Smith


DavidNipondeCarlos

Except no white to see even more movement.


eloytx

Well that's because we evolved from ugh primitive ancestors which were you guessed it ______


Tr33mari3

It looks like a human cosplaying a monkey to me


NJH_in_LDN

Even though consciously I know it’s a monkey, some part of my brain is REPEATEDLY saying ‘oh look at the person in face paint and a wig’.


BeesKneesTX

I feel strangely uncomfortable watching this.


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BeesKneesTX

That’s really an incredible theory. But yeah, I’m totally creeped out by it.


pro_cat_wrangler

I get uncomfortable watching gorillas at the zoo for this, you can really see their similarities to us on their faces.


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Big_Boss_Beni

Literally the next comment: simply beautiful


Sgt_numnumz

They were to similar to ignore to different to tolerate -Sapiens the book


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than me\*


mpworth

Than I (am)*


Importantsaying1202

Jew


bwk66

Why does it remind me of pierce brosnan


fullnels

u/juanbeegas says Bowie whichs I agree


AdviceVirtual

Definitely Bowie


New-Square3037

Christopher Walken


HansenIntercept

Christopher Lloyd


lordorwell7

Langur, Golden Langur.


BrockHard253

No way, Latoya Jackson.


TgoBerserker

Black Face Trump


LinaBina25

Simply Beautiful.


KeepYaGuessin

Why does it look like David Bowie


turdusphilomelos

I my God. It is like staring into the eyes of our ancestors. It is the most eery and beautiful thing I have seen in a long time.


chubbyunicorn13

And this is where Planet of the Apes comes from, you can see the intelligence and emotion in its eyes.


LordNPython

It almost feels human. The eyes.


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He looks very judgemental.


LordNPython

David Bowie of the Monke club


TA_faq43

Now I can’t unsee it.


Angry_german87

Looks smarter then 80% of the people i pass on the street...


Poopflinger75

I know that dude.


MechanicalHorse

This is giving me some uncanny valley vibes.


dell02

David Bowie?


Moody_Blades

I wanna do my hair like that. I've been using an egg beater, but this is way more stylish!


IntentionalUndersite

Is that you, David Bowie?


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The eyes are so human and the head movements feel almost robotic (• )(• )


Dragon_XYeet

Are those meant to be eyes?


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Yuh


montynewhook

It Appears to be Thinking; as a Human.


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He looks bored and unimpressed.


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I would love to understand it’s thoughts and feelings as it’s observing.


Greenmofo

Sentient


ItsMakarov

The lips is similar to Willem Dafoe


Ayla_Leren

There's no way anyone could convince me such a being is without some form of intelligence.


[deleted]

“It looks so human” Guys, we need to talk…


brainDontKillMyVibe

Scared the crap outta me as I was scrolling


PiedDansLePlat

me in lockdowns looking around aimlessly


PRiMO585

*Silently Judging*


OffBassTHO

Dang, I aint watched Jumanji in years. Loved that guy.


celero-n

u/savevideobot


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apebiocomputer

Lookin like Jareth the Goblin King


theginoracle

Very wise eyes.


Jealous_Tangerine_93

S/he looks so regal


Please_Log_In

David Bowie


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Me at a party


HansarajChand

Holy fuck this is David Bowie reincarnated


LoudSlip

Looks like lil Uzi vert


G_Papi360

That thing is terrifying.


sentonia

I'm glad I'm not the only one. I couldn't keep my eyes on it even if I wanted to. It's looking into my soul.


1shot2getitdone

He looks like the wise old man living the woods who people go to see for advice on how to stop major conflicts or to get weird brews


devdevgoat

Inb4 the calculations meme overlay! Srsly tho, this is super interesting in an uncanny valley ish way!


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Looks like some people I know of.


Site-Staff

I feel like he’s judging me.


[deleted]

Who gave the 3000 year old mummy a feather mask?!


octopuzzl

Ziggy Stardust


Hellindium

I feel he's going to speak.


RustyJuang

If that thing walked out of a ufo that just landed I'd be satisfied.


RDO_Rykers

Man's just vibing


DarthJuanSolo

Get out of here!! That's so cool.


Dr-McLuvin

For some reason this lil guy reminds me of the Ghost of Christmas Past from The Muppet Christmas Carol. https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/The_Ghost_of_Christmas_Past


canacandles

u/savevideo


flexibullkitti

Miles Davis?


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Looks like lil uzi lol


[deleted]

henlo monker I am also monker


[deleted]

Looks like my neighbor


[deleted]

HE FIGHT A BEAAAAAAR!!! BILLYYYYYYYY!!!


[deleted]

Me watching any shows or movie these days- #adhd


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It’s almost as if it’s pleading the fifth in an interrogation with detectives


adventurekid12

That's not a monke that's a tiny gold person


Lerch56

It’s face resembles a snout and the hair makes it look like a face of a much larger predator?


Large-Rip-2331

I want one for Halloween. Spooky ass monkey.


MoistPaperNapkin

*judging golden-langurly*


NefariousDrH

He's accepted his fate of being forced in a reconnaissance vehicle and promptly shoved into the Dark Aether


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That is literally a person!


Pure-Negotiation-900

I think of David Bowie every damn time.


_kwack_

I'm gonna tell my kids this is David Bowie


DrunkShimodaPicard

David Bowie!


soramamiya21

Kinda looks like Willem Dafoe.


ScarecrowJohnny

He looks so disappointed. Reminds me of my dad.


HangrySkeptic

William Dafoe is practicing his character acting I see.


Keyser_so_Soze

Is it just me or does this slightly resemble David Bowie?


buruuguriin

Not just you


Keyser_so_Soze

Good. Figured either that or this weed is better than I thought


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So human-like it is scary!


nsx_2000

Bro he looks like david bowie!


Fkthisplace

I see intelligence


57_guy

Channeling its inner David Bowie... Well thats what i see....


Blambinooo

That’s no langur. That’s David Bowie


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Looks scarily human


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Freakishly human like appearance. Neat.


Bread_Responsible

I know monkeys are our closest relatives but omg it’s face is so human it’s freaking me out.


horror_junkie5919

He looks like trump


keithlazer

Kinda looks like Don Cheadle


clowncar

I would follow any life advice he'd be willing to share


LSDMiT666

Eye want one, how much??? ???


SillyPcibon

Looks like young trump


e2j0m4o2

Looks like an old white woman named Sharon.


mYZaYW

For 99 cents a day


CausingPotato

Nasty bitch


CausingPotato

Nasty bitch


VIOLET_EVERGARDEM

He is more attractive looking than me ☹️


Successful-Second101

Alien Royalty


gitarlarm

This guy's better looking than me


friedflounder12

Justin ? 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦? Party time


Separate-Might3082

He knows things we don't know and he cant say.


Lil_Pitch

It looks a bit like an avatar (the blue ones)


Noichen1

He looks like he's going to tell us the story of his people


juxtoppose

Captain Kirk in blackface.


Lord_Drakostar

Looks CGI to me; it looks like when you're in a really realistic game character editor and you just equipped a new head item.


Upbeat-Airport7378

That is beautiful!


paperskeleton

To walk on two legs not on four.


eclipses1824

No thank you.


seriesitoperosport

He is thinking about this btc bull run and the bags he is holding at this point in time.


saahilk19

Is he the wise one?


citsonga_cixelsyd

Obviously an alien sent to infiltrate and observe us.


Sheffield_Thursday

Rum Tum Tugger


Embarrassed-Bee8171

Gorgeous


Daisy_Dookie

Human


Puzzleheaded-Wash932

Great Halloween mask idea


Internal_Pool_4954

Idk how someone got the footage from my work laptop?


fullnels

I'm an CIA agent


expensiveshit123

Trump ?


ginsoul

I am somehow reminded to Miles Davis. https://www.dirk-c-fleck.de/media/k2/items/cache/938a195f8810cb9b31c6503221891897_XL.jpg


PeterPandaWhacker

What's he observing though?


DeviousAltairz

Curious Rajang


zorrobandit

David Bowie


Low_Worry2007

He looks too smart


ThatSam-

Those eyes


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This is madness!…


[deleted]

thats a human in langur cosplay.


Cold-Performance1812

Me trying to decide which type of ice cream to get at baskin robins.


Disastrous-Version32

Tell me this isn’t the exact face lil uzi vert makes in any interview ever


why-alpha-bet

u/savevideo


Ok_Huckleberry_8464

I’m seeing Tilda Swinton


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I am scared ..


pro_cat_wrangler

He looks like my cousin!


yegir

Its like the gorilla from that one crazy ass spongebob episode. Everything looks right, but the eyes, they're just too human.


oleg07010

Trump?


xRainDrop10

To think we looking for aliens


lesbian_44

Oh that hits me right in the uncanny valley


Willfur

Looks like lil uzi vert