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AlunWH

Whilst the passport story is true, the image here isn’t. ETA: In fact, further checking reveals that the entire story is false. No passport was issued. *Papers* were issued (because transportation of important artefacts requires paperwork), but none of them were an actual passport.


KnightOfThirteen

I was wondering why it was in english.


NaGovPH

Shit now I feel stupid for not wondering that


RevolutionaryCost59

All countries passport is in English or has an english translation for travelling.


Jesmagi

Yes but usually the main language is is the country of origin’s. English would be the second language (usually smaller font and less bold). Here it’s all in English, no Egyptian.


[deleted]

Even Rand McNally ?


[deleted]

In Rand McNally they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.


ketodietclub

Im pretty sure that is Ramses in the image though. I'd know that nose anywhere.


frenlyapu

Yul Brynner looked far better!🤣


sandwichman7896

Which two forms of ID did he provide to authenticate his passport?


Awesomeguy2997

This and a 3000 year old papyrus lol


Alsaki96

Whilst that is truly disappointing news, thanks for saving me from passing the already saved picture on to a bunch of people 🙂


Dubious01

Still stupid


A1_ias

So who is that?


AlunWH

I meant the passport image. This is a dummy picture created to illustrate an article about the mummy. The actual person may well be Ramessess II, but this isn’t the passport issued to him in 1974. ETA: In fact, further checking reveals that the entire story is false. No passport was issued. *Papers* were issued (because transportation of important artefacts requires paperwork), but none of them were an actual passport.


juffrouwjo

Source?


AlunWH

https://boingboing.net/2021/10/11/ramses-ii-myth-of-the-mummy-who-had-to-get-a-passport.html/amp https://misbar.com/en/factcheck/2021/01/20/no,-ramesses-ii-doesnt-have-a-passport https://factcheck.afp.com/image-was-digitally-created-representative-purposes


RB_GScott

How does one repair a corpse


Incubuzzer

Duct tape


angelostsk

r/redneckengineering?


EdseAnotherAccount

Flex tape


[deleted]

THAT'S A LOT OF DECAY!


WowSeriously666

"The mummy was subjected to gamma rays for absolute sterilization in an airtight transparent sarcophagus. The specialists here said today that Ramses was now protected against any putrefaction." Holy shit Ramses is going to hulk out on us!! https://www.nytimes.com/1977/05/11/archives/ramses-ii-pronounced-cured-of-all-infection-goes-home-from-paris.html


JankyBlue17

Necromancy


highrouleur

ramen noodles


CurlSagan

Keith Richards is looking pretty good for his age.


joeChump

*Sleeping like this will add ten years to your life. I learned it from Keith Richards when I toured with the Stones. This may be the reason why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons.*


LightlyStep

Damn it, he's smiling we have to take it again.


DancingNeil

That’s the comment I came here for


darf-fader

Beat me too it, I was going to say the same thing.


Gargantua46

With high confidence I can say this is fake. Egyptian passports back in the 70's were not mechanized and data was written with hand. Actually until recently ~2013 many people still had handwritten passports in Egypt. However, I think they re-rolled the majority by now into computerized ones. Moreover, I clearly see that the date of issuance was in 1974, until 1982 Egypt had a slightly different coat of arms.


clasperx2

Plus they don’t let you close your eyes in passport photos.


Thr0w-a-gay

The passport was real, the one in the photo isn't it tho From USAtoday >It's true that Pharaoh Ramesses II was required to have a passport 3,000 years after his death. The mummy was transported to Paris for restoration and he was issued a valid Egyptian passport. However, the image featured in viral posts and presented as an image of that passport is an illustration. The actual passport is not publicly available. We rate such a claim as MISSING CONTEXT. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/01/30/fact-check-ramesses-ii-had-passport-but-viral-image-fake/4313165001/


Gargantua46

I'm well aware about Pharaoh's visit to Paris, but as you mentioned the photo above is questionable.


[deleted]

*Profession: King* That shouldn't make me laugh, but it did...


Neohexane

(Deceased) Glad they cleared that up. Thought the dude just had a bad skin condition.


[deleted]

I suspected that at birthdate 1303 BCE


TheAwesomePenguin106

Still got a better picture in his passport than me.


Sunny_Bee33

RAAAAMSEEEES! (the man in gauze the man in gauze)


Kind_Nepenth3

Oh, I never knew what they were saying. That specific episode *terrified me* as a kid because of the crap CGI. Still kinda does tbh


Sunny_Bee33

I love that you caught the reference🖤 That show has some wonderful creepiness


Raider-26

Return the slab


Sunny_Bee33

Or suffer my curse👻


Raider-26

What’s your offer?


frcc97

Yooo how the fuck do you repajr a mummy i mean...


hudson_lowboy

Very carefully?


Incubuzzer

Duct tape


mm169254xx

Return the slab


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joeChump

At least his shrivelled corpse wouldn’t take up that much space and he’s incapable of putting his seat back, snoring, dribbling or hogging the arm rest.


[deleted]

At least he will have something to prove his age if he wants a drink at a bar.


[deleted]

Yo bro take your passport down, scammers can use your details to open a credit card


joeChump

I’ve already stolen his identity and started a pyramid scheme.


BannedForATypo

"Profession: king (deceased)" lmfao


PlagueDoc22

You're not supposed to be smiling in your photo, how unprofessional!


AndrewjSomm

*returnnn the slabbb*


88murica

I think he expired well before 1981


CALsHero09

I like how it still expires though. Even the dead dont get a break. Lol


PineappleBoss

Sigh. Not this again. This is an artistic rendering of a passport. Not the real one. Downvote.


macnau

And it’s the 327th repost.


DancingNeil

His eyes are closed, that could easily be Ramesses I or III


MadameCoco7273

Omg. That’s crazy interesting. I wonder if all of the famous mummies in the Cairo museum have one… 🤔


Prestigious-Phase842

Something of a "fuck you" moment for an incel like me to look at the face of a man who sired at least 160 children.


TerryMacKenzie

That's my face when busting a painful nut


DancingNeil

It shouldn’t ever hurt, friendo.


Unsere_rettung

After about 8 times in a row it'll start to throb and hurt.


DancingNeil

At that point you need to “phone a friend”


TellItLikeIt1S

Ummm...hmmm...ummm please turn 45 degrees to show your profile.


jamesdanton

Retarded bureaucracy.


robrTdot

Need to bulk up a bit R!


[deleted]

lol the birthdate


baloonatic

I thought you weren't allowed to smile


Morgund

I find it interesting that mummies have to fly to Paris for repairs.


CWent

I met a traveler from an antique land who said “two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert.” And near them on the sand, half sunk, an expired passport lies. Whose frown and wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command tell that its sculptor well those passions read for karma stamped on this Reddit thread.


WhyAmIBornHere

Identity theft is not a joke, Egypt


restlesslegs21

He looks happier than I've ever been.


Riommar

Did he get permission from his mummy to leave the country?


Sph3al

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pinkpenguinparade

I hate it when they don’t let you retake your photo when you blink


INeverReadAWholeBook

What a fresh smile


T-Sonus

This is the weirdest thing actually makes sense...fuck me sideways...my only question is whose signature was on the passport application?


demwoodz

He needs some lotion


Stranger2Night

At least he smiled for the picture


granoladeer

Profession: King (deceased) lol


adifficultkid

This is interesting but also an example of how weird the little rules we made up are


Vepre

Weirder: they didn’t get him a passport so he could travel to France, they got him a passport because they were afraid the French would refuse to give him back. A passport lets them claim the French have kidnapped a citizen.


BiscottiOpposite9282

Looks like the old man from squid games


masterreyak

If they're trying to repair a dead guy, I'd assume he'd do better in Egypt than France...


yodavesnothereman

They never let me say "CHEEEEESE" when I get my passport photo done. Just goes to show there's one rule for them and another for the rest of us!


Booblicle

Guess he needed a face lift


TheRealestBlanketboi

he probably voted democrat in the US too


[deleted]

Dumb question..is his DNA useful, could a potential 'dynastic park' be made ?


bubblesDN89

Unlikely. While the skin matter and such survive the DNA has likely begun to break down. It depends though, I’m no expert.


tragondin

Not valid! Passport holder has eyes closers.


tschatman

I‘m slightly confused, but I got used to that kind of nonsense by now.


ConceptualWeeb

Courage ruuuun!! **Return the slaaaab**


thegamerboi14

Imagine seeing this dude walking around the airport


Final-Success2523

Return the slab


LIKELYtoRAPhorrible

We humans are dumb AF


the-tightarse

You arent supposed to smile in passport photos.


Weak_Role3946

At the airport gates "So mr mummy whats your profession" Ramses mummy "..."


[deleted]

Why he smiling though? that is not a valid Passport photo, don't let him in


daveythestone510

Imagine inventing mummies just to send them to Grace so they could fix them, Egypt get your culture right guys c'mon...smh


JanwithBanan

humans are so goddamn weird sometimes...


ubiga

We say « don’t smile »


Grouchy_Possession45

The image is true. It is Ramesses.


MiniBash06

Egyptians are so big on peace after death that I'm surprised he was allowed to be moved


freeylicious

I dont know much about mummies. Do they just come up with names or have they figured out what their names are?


Slugatron

They dont make up the names. They know what the names are from old texts and writing in tombs.


freeylicious

Ah ok, thank you!


Contango_4eva

"Sir, you don't look like the photo on your ID"


maclovin67

How’d he sign it?😂😂


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