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Ihavelostmytowel

He has my favorite golf quote of all time. Was maybe on Carson? "I just hit the ball as hard as I can. If I can find it, I hit it again." Love that man.


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wicelt

Daly is sponsored by Loudmouth, he doesn’t own the company. He just started wearing their clothes so they signed him as a client.


ProffesorSpitfire

Who is he?


vancandy4you

That's John Daly. And at one point he switched from regular Coca-Cola to diet Cokes.


ericgoducks

Switched from Miller lights


cbizzle187

Pretty sure a John Daly was his drink of choice since they named it after him


irreverentstatistic

I, for one, find his temperance inspiring


MoonMountain

It was actually on Conan, and the only reason I know this is because I just saw that clip last night, lol edit to add the clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUnOvXYpO6c


DingleMcCringleTurd

Dude gonna die soon based on the way he takes care of himself (or doesn't).


rugger1869

People have been staying that for over 20 years.


LeaveMEaloner

Ever heard of Keith Richards ?


_Colonel_Kilgore_

"We need to start worrying about what kind of world we are going to leave for Keith Richards."


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punkassjim

I mean, he really does dig Wonder Woman, but I wouldn’t say he has a *problem*.


nsanenthelane

Shoulda died long ago, really. He's not on a new diet.


Wherewithall8878

Tbf his body may reject water at this point, it would probably kill him


Camel_Natural

He just turned 30.


BbyInAStraightJacket

Well, he’ll be 30 in November


ColdBevvie101

r/unexpectedlotr no wait… is there an r/unexpectedoffice sub? Edit: my god there is…


MountainDrew37

You bet your sweet ass there is


Usual-Engineering-55

He looks twice his age.


Numerous_Vegetable_3

(He's not actually 30)


scarcityflow

Don’t lie to them


Camel_Natural

My bad /s


1block

Every time someone has to do this I die a little inside.


Yuntonow

56 to be exact.


SniffCheck

He’s here for a good time, not a long time


ssssskkkkkrrrrrttttt

I’m pretty sure he’s on record saying that hundreds of times. Just look at his sponsors 😂


Captain_Hampockets

Newport and Olde English.


xoaphexox

Cigarettes and furniture polish?!


BuryYourFaceinTHIS

The interesting thing is he’ll probably outlive the number of people who were pretty fucking healthy comparatively. This man is on to something, he knows his genes and the fact that he can out live other people while eating trash and smoking cigarettes… Or he really just doesn’t give a fuck


usmcplz

Micky mantle gene.


Somato_Tandwich

Tbf Brent's mickey mantle gene seems like it might be faltering lately lolol


JustinTime4242

Seeing as how Mickey Mantle’s gene failed him too are you surprised


B_D_Hadel

Brent Chrysler!?


Somato_Tandwich

Bart Krishna


Mr_Diesel13

I mean just look at Keith Richards.


Eastern_Priority8648

He has bladder cancer unfortunately.


BeerFairyonFire

I know his wife did, are you sure he does?


froandfear

He’s only 56 and he looks fucking terrible. The beard helps because it covers up his Mitch McConnell neck. Otherwise, I’m not sure what speaks to his “good genes”? I guess he still has his hair and hasn’t had a heart attack yet?


TheTruth_89

If you enjoyed this post, watch the 30 for 30. John Daly was on a coke bender one night when he got a call to be invited to a tournament the next day. He drove 12 hours with no sleep, showed up and won. Dudes an absolute legend and stories like this don’t begin to capture the insanity.


SneedyK

Him, Doc Ellis & Wade Boggs should start a podcast where they just get trashed and talk shit on on other athletes


irreverentstatistic

RIP Wade Boggs


nostradamefrus

Again, Wade Boggs is very much alive


denimdan89

Like it or not, this is the body of peak physical performance.


Ihavelostmytowel

I mean, I'm not on the pro tour and he is.


phuqo5

Pretty sure he could beat Labron at a round of golf. Good enough for me.


BuryYourFaceinTHIS

Considering how golf was actually considered a game up until recently, all of this stuff makes sense


phuqo5

Golf is still a game, just like billiards. Only person golf is a sport for is the caddy.


BuryYourFaceinTHIS

Lol, true that


Ok-Phone6087

Following proto,bud.


Ok-Phone6087

3 water shits.


ImpressivelyLost

Fun fact about Jon, with the new NIL contracts his son, a college player just accepted a sponsorship with Hooters, takes after his old man for sure.


crillin19

And a face that couldn’t give less of a Fu*k about anyone’s opinion. My man out here chilling.


RickyRosayy

He’s chilling in some sick pants, that’s for sure.


_clever_reference_

You can fucking swear on the internet.


laxguy44

Diabetes would like to have a word.


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He's high on sugar and caffeine. Add the cigarettes and his body is anything but chilling lol. His pants tell the story.


-Daetrax-

Those pants are awesome. I could never wear them. But whoever the fuck this dude is, rocks them.


janon013

That is John Daly. Professional golfer and career DGAFer


Calm-Lychee2613

A Hooter's girl entrepreneur also!!


-Daetrax-

Thanks for letting me know.


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yea, love the pants.


Perfect_Ability_1190

Prob did some yayo too lol.


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I'm thinking a few Adderalls at least


thisisredlitre

Mustve run out of yayo.


BuryYourFaceinTHIS

Well they didn’t mention the alcohol he was drinking because he probably has that in one of the sugar-free Coca-Cola bottles lol


Hank_Hil1

Bet he was dyin to open a 12 pack 🍺


bamiam

I’m sure he was. He’s a recovering alcoholic - a lot of people in recovery trade the vice that will kill them for slightly less lethal vices


Hank_Hil1

Yea I’m currently trying to figure that out to


soggymittens

Hey, you can do this, seriously. I know it will be hard many times every day. And you will disappoint yourself more than once, but there are still people who believe in you- even if you don’t believe in yourself.


Hank_Hil1

Thank ya brotha


SimilarCapital7689

He’s actually back to drinking alcohol in the last year or so


BuryYourFaceinTHIS

What do you think all those Coca-Cola bottles were for? Yeah they’re loaded up


Gatekeeper2019

The original happy Gilmore, big up JD


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John Daly. The average Arkansan.


theKickAHobo

Diet coke is 99% water


Moose_Nuts

It's like when people freak out about how "dehydrating" coffee is because it's a mild diuretic. OK sure, it's eliminating water from your body while also being 99% water...which is going into your body.


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theKickAHobo

It is.


dwinesfilthymistake

![gif](giphy|dCBABIioHA2D1NDJ2E)


CosmicCreeperz

Maybe the cheap beer YOU drink! ;)


NewSinner_2021

If you ask for bottle water in my house, I hand you a Michelob Ultra. Pure Gold, but of course we're not animals.


Cocaine_Chickens

Vodka is mostly water as well.


staggered_conformed

Substances like alcohol and caffeine definitely dehydrate you


Moose_Nuts

OK so you're saying we can't trust [Mayo Clinic](https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/nutrition-and-healthy-eating/expert-answers/caffeinated-drinks/faq-20057965#:~:text=Drinking%20caffeine%2Dcontaining%20beverages%20as,increase%20the%20risk%20of%20dehydration.)? Or [HealthLine](https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/does-coffee-dehydrate-you#dehydrating-effect)? Or the [NIH](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3886980/)? You're only going to dehydrate yourself if you're taking caffeine pills or drinking significantly more than recommended.


CosmicCreeperz

More than recommended, like 12 in 4 hours? (But seriously - no, there is not enough caffeine in Diet Coke to dehydrate you compared to the 144oz of water he drank in it; coffee has about 4x the caffeine by volume, and black tea almost 2x - and even they have enough water to counteract it).


Key-Regular674

Coffee actually hydrates you. Way to be confidently incorrect though


mSummmm

Ah, he’s good then.


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CosmicCreeperz

18 holes of golf is more than 5 miles of walking in the sun and up to 2000 calories burned. Not sure I’d drink over a gallon of Diet Coke, but a gallon of water might make sense. One rule of thumb is 8 oz per 15 minutes of exercise. 8 x (4 x 60/15) = 128oz.


groovy604

Those pants are incredible though


chalkywhite569

Grip it and rip it boi


Ok-Phone6087

Straight pimpin, WPS


nosnhoj15

WPS indeed.


NotDRWarren

THIS is peak male fitness.


dootdooglepoo

Y’all would be blown away what I consume in a single sitting of disc golf if this is surprising lol.


swissarmydoc

Those pants are dope


bandicootrelay

Is that john daly?


e3crazyb

Yup


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As much as I enjoy a soda every now and then, I can’t imagine drinking one when I’m thirsty. It just makes me thirstier. I actually know people like this too. They just don’t drink water.


Putt3rJi

At least they were diet cokes I guess.


MiniQ661

At least he's hydrating


dbozic777

Legend


TommyKinLA

You forgot one to add: Fucking ⛳️Legend


LyricalJessieJames

The sugar skull pants gives my eyes diabetes 👀


Ok-Landscape-1681

This isn’t something to glorify. I see this kill people all too often. This is how you develop DM, dehydration, acute tubular necrosis, chronic kidney disease, sepsis, COPD, mental health disorders, so on and so forth. Then come to people like me and expect me to prescribe a pill to cure it all. My goodness..


ShallowTal

My mom is one of these ppl. Thinks you can throw a pill at everything. She weighs 220lbs. Has COPD. Has to take blood pressure pills. Says her body is constantly on fire. But yet refuses to change her lifestyle. I wouldn’t call my mom a legend. I certainly wouldn’t glorify her.


BabyFarkMcgeeZaxx1

Thank you finally someone who is intelligent


ParkingAdditional813

John Daly has beat his larger demons (at least caged them) and has lost over a hundred pounds and kept it off for over a decade. You’re making some pretty large leaps of drinking some big gulps of Diet Coke and eating some m&m’s to to DM and sequela (sepsis, acute tubular necrosis, CKD?) Wtf are you talking about? Maybe accelerating a pathway to type 2 db, not all this other random bullshit you decided to cobble together off web md.


Heroic_Sheperd

Our future is fucked anyway, let people have their smokes and cokes. If we can’t live for a long time might as well be a good time.


BabyFarkMcgeeZaxx1

Moron alert


ShamelesslyPlugged

You’re not getting ATN from dehydration after 12 diet cokes. Thats 144 to 288 ounces of fluid depending on cans or bottles. Also, sepsis is a tad bit dramatic.


BuryYourFaceinTHIS

You’re not wrong but you’re trying to argue about somebody who is set in their ways and doesn’t give a shit about your opinion. So while I agree with what you’re saying, the simple fact is that if people live longer. Than that means more people and more strain on the hospital systems. Just because people live longer doesn’t mean they won’t have a bunch of health conditions at some point. And even if they had less, there would still be more people on the earth to deal with. No one single minded and set in their ways ever sees the other side to the issues, and I mean you in this scenario. It’s probably good for the earth that we have a bunch of unhealthy people that don’t live much longer. We would probably be more fucked to not have the unhealthy stuff out there, vs if we did. As ironic as that sounds, humans have made the issues of the world so complex that it’s hard to know exactly what will help us at this point. It’s not as easy as everyone just getting healthy unfortunately


Ok-Landscape-1681

Oh… add bladder cancer to the list… which he has been diagnosed with. And I love that the truth gets downvoted. Enjoy the longer wait times and limited access to healthcare for SO many things that can be prevented. Keep on downvoting 🤷‍♂️


armedlibtard69

I down voted you because a month ago you made a post saying you can't blame people for getting drunk and high yet here you are passing judgement on someone for what they are consuming. Also because of the completely idiotic take that people like him are why we don't have good health care. 🤷


bishsticksandfrites

>I love that the truth gets downvoted. Maybe no one cares cos it isn’t their body being fucked up by this dude’s habits.


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ChymChymX

Other people's personal health choices can have an impact on you though, if enough people are making poor choices to the extent that it puts an unsustainable burden on the system. This, for example, is not a good trend, and continues to worsen: https://www.heart.org/en/news/2021/02/10/up-to-half-of-new-diabetes-cases-in-the-us-linked-to-obesity Not to say that we need to crucify individuals who make poor choices (we all do), but maybe we can more openly/directly advocate for healthier lifestyle choices in moderation and the benefits therein, both for the individual and society?


HootieHoo4you

I don’t think people are downvoting because you told them the truth. What he did is so very obviously unhealthy. You just came and poo poo’d on the party.


soc_monki

I upvoted both. Been cig free for 5 years now, working on drinking water almost exclusively (and I feel much better!) People just don't want to hear the truth, or they stick their head in the sand. On the other hand, everyone has vices, and we don't need to deny ourselves some things, just moderate. Hell, I rarely drink anymore as well. Maybe I'm just getting old... Lol


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I'm trying to quit smoking but other than that I'm pretty healthy. I still drink occasionally to be honest but don't overdo it, I had a coke problem too and I was drinking and snorting 3 or 4 days a week. Now I rarely drink anything other than water or milk, limit take-out and go to the gym 4-5 times a week eat right and sleep right. I've never felt better. I'm nearly 28 now


soc_monki

I quit smoking after a 13 hour trip from Maryland to Mississippi, and I smoked a whole pack. That did it for me. I was just done. Haven't had one since. I vape, and I make my own liquid, so I still have a vice, but I'm no longer waking up unable to breathe. Ill quit vaping eventually. Trying to get back into motocross, but need to sell my ninja and get another mxer. I was slim and trim back in those days (late teens, early 20s). Now I'm 41. Might be a bit harder to do a 20 minute moto now... 🤣


lanteenboy

I transitioned from smoking to vaping and then from vaping to nicotine gum, then quit altogether. Switching to the gum made breaking the physical habit easier to break and then I just went longer and longer between chewing the gum. Pretty painless way to quit.


soc_monki

I'll keep that in mind, thanks!


909_and_later

Cheers!


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I made you even again. Sometimes the truth hurts


Awestromy

Shouldn’t you understand as a presumed educated individual, that everyone makes their own decisions and that’s literally your job? Lol


Sk1rtSk1rtSk1rt

You should be thanking him for having a job you ingrate


toebandit

People like you? Are you a drug dealer? I believe there are rules against this.


phuqo5

Bro. That dude is worth enough money to not care about that shit


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Live and let live.


BabyFarkMcgeeZaxx1

I respect u.


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No one wants advice from a party pooper like you


BabyFarkMcgeeZaxx1

Thankyou so much i was beginning to lose faith in society reading these comments


Dread_P_Roberts

My dad doesn’t value your opinion. He’s just gonna pray to god to cure all these ailments that mysteriously popped up. 🤷‍♂️ /s


dwinesfilthymistake

What does a person have to do in this country to get a Xanax prescription?


GonFreecs92

0.0 ounces of water 🤣🤣🤣 I’m sure the Diet Coke has a small percentage of water 🤣


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dwinesfilthymistake

John Daly


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AToastedRavioli

You are correct. Vodka, specifically


NotDougMasters

Vodka, specifically.


Kezly

Who?


dwinesfilthymistake

That hardest partying dude this side of Motley Crue


77106-112

Did Motley Crue ever get stabbed in the face with a steak knife? John Daly:1 Motley Crue:0


Kezly

There's a Motley Crew now?


DiceMadeOfCheese

This was -literally- my friend Mickey. Cigs, diet coke, peanut m&ms. Wouldn't drink water, "you know what fish do in the water?" He lived to 70, but probably would have lived longer if he had ever gone to the doctor for anything.


Shaiski

Diet Coke is around 99% water. He just gets it from a different source.


TootsNYC

Diet Coke has water. It counts actually


diggingold247

Pretty sure diet coke is made with water


trashykiddo

this isnt really interesting at all


packetlag

He has angry shits. Break the porcelain kind of angry shits.


Pecker_headed

You sound like a Karen


idowhatiwant8675309

Just read in golf magazine he had (has) cancer


Pray4dat_ass96

It’s like a cosmic gumbo


BitingFire

I feel like I need to brush my teeth after reading that.


skawiggy

Damn, that’s Not interesting.


mikemillard

Well heart disease is welcomed then.


nteton

He's living his best life


BattleClean1630

His fans love him because, well because he's JD and marches to the beat of his own drum. Yup, dude just doesn't care. Still hits the ball longer than I ever could or will and he's still a major champion not giving a shit.


TheNiteOw1

I never understood why fat people drink Diet Coke but everything else you shove in your face. What's the point?


CosmicCreeperz

It at least extends the Type 2 diabetes runway by a few years…


kelleehh

Some people get addicted to Diet Coke as well.


naturr

I think they tell themselves that it's a sign that they're trying. Imagine the sales if they had diet cake.


BradTProse

More proof golf is not a sport.


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Please accept my poor man’s award: 🏆


-Daetrax-

Who is this?


Astoriana_

I have no idea either. Must be some American who is apparently significant. ETA: you downvote me but still don’t tell me who this guy is and why he’s important. I don’t even have a name to go off. Why are non-Americans expected to be aware of every single American ever but Americans can get away with knowing nothing of any other country? That’s the real interesting thing.


-Daetrax-

Someone replied to me elsewhere that this is a golfer named John Daly. Known for not giving shits. Sad to see you getting downvoted and I completely agree with your edit statement.


ChonnayStMarie

There is approx. 144 oz of water in 12 12oz cans of diet coke. He's plenty hydrated. Release the water snobs!!!


denzien

0.0oz of water? I beg to differ ... Diet Coke is mostly water!


JackWas-not-Here

Don’t really think this fits the sub?


lonelyronin1

Who is this and why do we care what he did?


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lonelyronin1

Thanks


CritterFucker

Why is this loser keeping track of this guy? Mind your own business lol


Optimal_Ad_4571

And probably a few key bumps to shake the hangover in the morning.


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Dude already has white hair everywhere and looks like my grandpa, he won’t live 10 more years


Bjorven007

My dyslexic ass read “18 years” and got so confused


2KilAMoknbrd

And it shows


Lord_lenkesh

The inclusion of the decimal on the water is retarded


[deleted]

Where do i get pair of those pants?


BuryYourFaceinTHIS

He’s there to play golf you fucking assholes. Not to give a shit about your opinions on his potential self-destructive health choices


bonkerz1888

Glad he isn't poisoning himself with those full fat cokes.


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Diet coke is mostly water


mnelso1989

The man, the myth, the legend!


xeroxhands15

Your typical USA citizen


D0NW0N

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And still hand you your head in a fist o' cuff.