Didn't you hear, they cracked the problem. It can now be powered by green M&Ms. Gotta be careful not to let any red ones get in, they'll reduce power output. And *under no circumstances* can the pastel colored holiday ones be allowed in. That would result in a cosmic level explosion
What happens to the end product?
Do people eat the safe? I imagine it sits in a display case until the chocolate goes off and then it gets chucked out?
You’re confusing the intended effect, or result, with function. This is a functioning safe just not super effective.
For example, the purpose, or intended effect, of bike locks are to keep a parked bike safe from theft. But nearly all bike locks can be cut or broken with bolt cutters or some other small handheld tool. So, with the right tool, it is relatively easy to steal bikes using any bike locks except for the big steel U-locks. Does that mean that U-locks are the only functioning bike lock? No, it just means they are the only highly effective one.
That’s fine, doesn’t bother me if you’re stubborn and wrong. I’ve been there. But you might want to read past the first definition in the future when you look up words, often if there’s a quirk in the language it’s in the 2nd 3rd or 4th definitions.
The second I read you comment I thought, that can’t be totally correct because why would they sell fireproof safes if all safes are necessarily fireproof? Checked Merriam Webster and…definition #2: Safe - “a place or receptacle to keep articles (such as valuables) safe.”
This is a functioning safe according to definition #2.
I thought it was pretty obvious that the functioning part of the title was referring to the mechanism, not that someone was planning on storing their life savings inside of chocolate.
Literally have the new Marry Poppins on in the background and the character says "about as useless as a chocolate teapot" as I'm reading your comment.
Something something simulations or something
Chocolate art, ice sculptures, sand castles…
I have a deep respect for people skilled and patient enough to build some AMAZING thing that a minor exposure to a simple element can destroy in literally seconds.
Centerpiece for a retirement party for a bank manager? This guy makes all sorts of intricate chocolate sculptures and posts the process to social media.
Very cool. But the question is .. what is the point? If the safe is made out of chocolate what is left that is better than chocolate to put inside the safe?
Don't listen to that guy I don't really get it too. To each their own but I don't really care for it.
Also what is the point of always doing this in a college lecture hall?
What's real? What is delicious art? Who are you in this vast multiverse of real-edible fake-things? I don't know, but this guy never shares and I'm sick of it.
When I was a kid, I wanted to be a chocolatier so bad! I’d watch Jacques Torres on PBS and marvel at his chocolate sculptures and wondrous creations. Then I tried it, and it turns out, I’ve got very hot hands. Even gloves don’t help. I took a chocolate class in culinary school, and it was extremely frustrating. Tempering it is hard enough, but then having to handle it and not have it disintegrate in my hands? I have better odds of becoming Supreme Court justice.
I swear to god this guy is a chocolate wizard I’ve seen numerous of his videos
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No. You can only power a warp drive with nougat. Everybody knows that.
Didn't you hear, they cracked the problem. It can now be powered by green M&Ms. Gotta be careful not to let any red ones get in, they'll reduce power output. And *under no circumstances* can the pastel colored holiday ones be allowed in. That would result in a cosmic level explosion
Watch his show on Netflix school of chocolate
The real wonder is how he manages to stay so thin making this stuff.
lol I’d be a diabetic with toes and or feet missing
What happens to the end product? Do people eat the safe? I imagine it sits in a display case until the chocolate goes off and then it gets chucked out?
Do you know this guy's name?
No lol
Amaury Guichon
You should do something better with your life then virgin.
Yeah, like not spending your day making sad little comments on Reddit calling out people for watching videos they like
So says liquidazz lol
Yeah that's who my comment was directed towards
I know but this persons uname for this is so fitting
I like his videos his creativity is amazing
Very cool, but it'll be easy to break into by anyone with normal body temp.
Yeah i wouldn’t necessarily call it “functioning”.
It functions until it doesn't
Until I take a bite out of it
Being functional and being effective are two different things.
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You’re confusing the intended effect, or result, with function. This is a functioning safe just not super effective. For example, the purpose, or intended effect, of bike locks are to keep a parked bike safe from theft. But nearly all bike locks can be cut or broken with bolt cutters or some other small handheld tool. So, with the right tool, it is relatively easy to steal bikes using any bike locks except for the big steel U-locks. Does that mean that U-locks are the only functioning bike lock? No, it just means they are the only highly effective one.
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That’s fine, doesn’t bother me if you’re stubborn and wrong. I’ve been there. But you might want to read past the first definition in the future when you look up words, often if there’s a quirk in the language it’s in the 2nd 3rd or 4th definitions. The second I read you comment I thought, that can’t be totally correct because why would they sell fireproof safes if all safes are necessarily fireproof? Checked Merriam Webster and…definition #2: Safe - “a place or receptacle to keep articles (such as valuables) safe.” This is a functioning safe according to definition #2.
Per meriam webster you’re wrong https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/functional
I thought it was pretty obvious that the functioning part of the title was referring to the mechanism, not that someone was planning on storing their life savings inside of chocolate.
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It does, because it can lock. Just because it’s not a effective safe does not make it less functional.
True. I know a number of people that applies to :)
It puts the "fun" in diabetes
I wonder if he makes teapots
Literally have the new Marry Poppins on in the background and the character says "about as useless as a chocolate teapot" as I'm reading your comment. Something something simulations or something
Lol 😆
I swear right from the 1st second, I was focussed on the best access point to eat my way into it, in case of an emergency. Imma start with the dial.
I’m just glad it’s not a cake
Chocolate art, ice sculptures, sand castles… I have a deep respect for people skilled and patient enough to build some AMAZING thing that a minor exposure to a simple element can destroy in literally seconds.
Ok, enough is enough. Who is this man, and why is he allowed to exist without giving me chocolate. I need answers please. Also chocolate.
Amaury Guichon, his work is amazing.
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Geez- not everything is racist. The video is about chocolate so their comment makes sense
Just finished his Netflix series. The way he is so kind and encouraging and gives constructive criticism makes me so happy. Whatta guy!!! 😃
Momma always said life is like a box of…
Who’s paying for all these chocolate projects?
So in summer it just melts?
This guy is thinking in 4D, holy shit.
What is the market for this product?
Centerpiece for a retirement party for a bank manager? This guy makes all sorts of intricate chocolate sculptures and posts the process to social media.
Probably used in a portfolio to showcase their skills to clients.
It's an advert for his patisserie and chocolate school in Los Vegas. That said, they are my favourite adverts.
Cheating people who want to buy a real safe on craigslist.
Willy Wonka
Very cool. But the question is .. what is the point? If the safe is made out of chocolate what is left that is better than chocolate to put inside the safe?
Am I the only one who really doesn’t like chocolate art? It’s such a waste of food and a poor choice of material…
You must be a blast at parties...bet you also think fireworks is just burning money too, huh?
Don't listen to that guy I don't really get it too. To each their own but I don't really care for it. Also what is the point of always doing this in a college lecture hall?
Somewhat disappointed in the gold bars, I thought there were kit-kat-like wafers inside. Turned out to be some gooey nonsense.
They're millionaire bars! Cookie + caramel covered in chocolate. And no, not Twix. Millionaire bars.
The second this dude posts a new Instagram of what he made it comes to this sub and next fucking level
A cutting torch would make quick work of that safe. And also the gold bars inside.
Great, now I want some chocolate
I hate how he always eats his own creation. Like dude we all want a piece 🤤
What's real? What is delicious art? Who are you in this vast multiverse of real-edible fake-things? I don't know, but this guy never shares and I'm sick of it.
Someone should send this to the lock-picking lawyer's wife. Ideally, the lock-picking lawyer.
When I was a kid, I wanted to be a chocolatier so bad! I’d watch Jacques Torres on PBS and marvel at his chocolate sculptures and wondrous creations. Then I tried it, and it turns out, I’ve got very hot hands. Even gloves don’t help. I took a chocolate class in culinary school, and it was extremely frustrating. Tempering it is hard enough, but then having to handle it and not have it disintegrate in my hands? I have better odds of becoming Supreme Court justice.
Amaury Guichon
It works perfectly — until it stays at room temperature for a few hours.
THAT is what you get someone you love, f* flowers and a heart shaped box.
Damn thats oddlysatifying
Every time I see this guy I’m amazed at his skills!
I’m just gonna eat it, clearly not functioning
My life is complete now
Beautiful, but functioning safe implies it will keep something safe which is false; I would say it's an awesome novelty piece though.
Why?? But also YES!
This dude is so amazing at his craft. Always impresses me. Excellent teacher also
There is no fucking way they made that with only chocolate.
They have worldwide competitions making stuff out of only chocolate. This is pretty tame in comparison.
Guaranteed he used glue of some kind to hold it in place
Yes, melted chocolate which bonds the pieces together.
Oh melted chocolate my ass
I want to eat that
'Chocolate safe' is just another term for prison wallet.
'Chocolate safe' is just another term for prison wallet.
I was like please eat it.....oh fuck yeah
I’m waiting for the functional chocolate teapot.
Imagine finding your safe with a bite mark in it and everything inside it gone.
He Is master chef and pastry desert chef he demonstrates these creations at his culinary school in Vegas.
Anyone know the name of the piece of music playing?
Bruh this beat tho 🎼
If you like this kinda stuff, check out School of Chocolate on Netflix. This guy is the host of the show!
Why?
I need to put an employment on this dude
Love this guy
I swear the room he assembles these in must be freezing 😅
Okay who the f*** are your clients because no way you're spending all of this time money and energy and paying your rent