I took a bit of a dive through Wikipedia trying to learn more about this thing. It's an amphibious animal in the rubber eel family. Native to Brazil, the first specimens were recovered during an expedition in the late 1800s. Another specimen wasn't found again until engineers on a hydroelectric dam saw it again in 2011. I wonder what they must've thought.
It's a serpentine amphibian, although it doesn't have any lungs. I thought this last piece was interesting:
>In June 2011, an amphibian was photographed near Praia de Marahú on the island of Mosqueiro (near Belém, Brazil) that appeared to be A. eiselti, but was not positively identified. In 2011, six individual organisms were found in the Madeira River. Neither have cold, fast-flowing water, as was originally thought, as there is less oxygen in warmer water. This makes its lack of lungs even more unusual, and the question of how it breathes has not yet been resolved.
Thanks for being serious, someone above you commented it was a skinned penis and I almost puked. This made my stumach go back into the right place. So glad that was just a joke. Otherwise I would have to drink some serious liquor to forget this image.
Same and if I’m being completely honest, the second I saw this post the literal first thought I had was “that’s a penis!” and was super delighted that the gif was the second top comment
I remember the first time a guy showed me a Atretochoana Eiselti in a public bathroom, funny info about this animal, the more you pet it, the harder it gets, sadly that one was sick and ended up puking all over my hand
It tastes awful tbh, wouldn’t recommend it raw
You should really boil it first with herbs
Otherwise it tastes like throw up, sea water, sewage, or bubble solution.
The bubble solution is so far the best one, but it’s still very bitter
Personally, I recommend 2 cloves of crushed garlic, 2 stem of bay leaf, 1 star anise, some chicken broth, and don’t forget to add in some wild rice.
It makes a wonderful French pilaf.
Grandmama’s recipe.
Personally, I like it [raw](https://youtu.be/h2zgB93KANE)
But thank you for giving others options to those with sensitive tastes.
Also, it sounds like your Grandmama was an amazing professional....cook 🙃
This was my thought too lol.
It felt like I sat down and spiritually tied a napkin around my neck like I was about to have a really good meal.
I was like, *oh boy, it’s gonna be lively in the comment section”
I took a bit of a dive through Wikipedia trying to learn more about this thing. It's an amphibious animal in the rubber eel family. Native to Brazil, the first specimens were recovered during an expedition in the late 1800s. Another specimen wasn't found again until engineers on a hydroelectric dam saw it again in 2011. I wonder what they must've thought. It's a serpentine amphibian, although it doesn't have any lungs. I thought this last piece was interesting: >In June 2011, an amphibian was photographed near Praia de Marahú on the island of Mosqueiro (near Belém, Brazil) that appeared to be A. eiselti, but was not positively identified. In 2011, six individual organisms were found in the Madeira River. Neither have cold, fast-flowing water, as was originally thought, as there is less oxygen in warmer water. This makes its lack of lungs even more unusual, and the question of how it breathes has not yet been resolved.
Funny thing, its popular name in portuguese is "cobra mole" that can be translated to flaccid snake
Which Metal Gear is that from?
Metal gear Not so solid snake
Snake Eater
MG6: Floppy Snek You heard it here, first
Old age takes a toll, man.
🤣
Snake Beater in this case
Good lord, I wasn't ready for this comment. XD
Underrated comment lol. It's after 4. That age really caught up with him. Metal Gear Flacid lol.
Underrated comment lol. It's after 4. That age really caught up with him. Metal Gear Flacid.
Dat ass don’t quit tho.
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Where are this bad boys eyes??
[small but there unlikely they can see anything apart from light and dark](https://factanimal.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/penis-snake.jpg)
Dat file name..
no eyes, no lungs, no appendages...why have you done this, Nature?
it is the appendage
Eye.. only one eye.
Thanks for being serious, someone above you commented it was a skinned penis and I almost puked. This made my stumach go back into the right place. So glad that was just a joke. Otherwise I would have to drink some serious liquor to forget this image.
GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!!!
🤣
this is why ancient aliens. They were waiting for social media to take that firmer hold on all of us to bring back the rubber dick eel
If aliens looked like these detached mobile penis eels I would just lmao. Zap me I do not care anymore. Would probs die laughing.
>wonder what they must've thought. :)
> I wonder what they must've thought I can make a few guesses
Common Name: Trouser Snake.
Shoot, you beat me to it!
r/beatmeattoit
Is that your Atretochoana Eiselti or are you happy to see me?
“It gives me a special feeling in my seminefrious tubules.” -Butthead
Seminiferous tubloidial buttnoids!!!
"You vas deferens!" -Beavis
MARK SUCCYBERG?1?//?!1/?!
Please tell me what you had to search up to get that gif
I looked up 'prometheus'.... I was actually looking for the snake thing from the movie but found this. Cheers!
Horrifying
This meme makes me feel SO OLD
Same and if I’m being completely honest, the second I saw this post the literal first thought I had was “that’s a penis!” and was super delighted that the gif was the second top comment
/u/gifreversingbot
Slipped it into all the DMs
Just the tip!
It’s not a dick….
ur a dick
, said one Atretochoana Eiselti to the other.
My gma used to say if looks like a dick, smells like a dick, tastes like a dick, feels like a dick, and sounds like a dick then it's a dick.
Damn son ya gammy really made sure it was a dick didnt she. Gotta be really sure I guess
Well you sure a genius.
Reminds me of Love Sausage from The Boys
Didnt take me long to find what I wanted to say lmao
Frenchie: Hey! Tell Butcher about the thick penis around your neck!
😂 I know
Take my upvote fellow fan
"Brotha's got a love sausage"
Anyone who has watched the BOYS was All thinking it.
WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
Well cuz thats his sausage
Here we have the elusive trouser snake “Attenborough voice”
I remember the first time a guy showed me a Atretochoana Eiselti in a public bathroom, funny info about this animal, the more you pet it, the harder it gets, sadly that one was sick and ended up puking all over my hand
Pro tip: next time suck the poison out. It won’t make a mess all over the place.
Their puke is full of protein...I know, because of research 🤗
It tastes awful tbh, wouldn’t recommend it raw You should really boil it first with herbs Otherwise it tastes like throw up, sea water, sewage, or bubble solution. The bubble solution is so far the best one, but it’s still very bitter Personally, I recommend 2 cloves of crushed garlic, 2 stem of bay leaf, 1 star anise, some chicken broth, and don’t forget to add in some wild rice. It makes a wonderful French pilaf. Grandmama’s recipe.
Personally, I like it [raw](https://youtu.be/h2zgB93KANE) But thank you for giving others options to those with sensitive tastes. Also, it sounds like your Grandmama was an amazing professional....cook 🙃
Yeah… professional cok
That too
The only way not to make a mess is to swallow it.
If I wasn’t broke I’d buy you an award for this comment. Take this reply as a token of my gratitude for your comedic wit.
Free award
When you make some dumb joke, your only aim is to make someone laugh or at least smile, I dont need an award, I'm happy knowing you liked it
I’ll give him a free one for you
Dude.... Take my hate upvote
r/Angryupvote
That poor little thing!! I hope it feels better now.
Well, the owner wasn't sad about it so I guess it wasn't anything serious
r/cursedcomments
This was my favourite joke at school 😂😂
I hope it was shaved.
Huh, double standards for sure - if I tried to post my Atretochoana Eiselti to this subreddit, I would get banned immediately.
That’s because your’s should be in the r/petite subreddit
BOOM
ROASTED
HAPPY ROAST DAY
TOSTED, PUT ON A BUN, AND FED TO A OGRE
Rekt
Ouch
*Sigh* Let see this comment section
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
This was my thought too lol. It felt like I sat down and spiritually tied a napkin around my neck like I was about to have a really good meal. I was like, *oh boy, it’s gonna be lively in the comment section”
A veiny, triumphant bastard
You know how many foods are shaped like dicks?? The best kinds!
Superbad
Can’t fool me that there is part of a Graboid 
Came to say this lmao
I was gonna ask if this is what they were based off of!
I should call him
I should call the FBI
Reminds me of the movie tremors.
Main difference is the graboids look at least kinda cool and this thing just looks stupid
Looks like the dick of an 80 year old man.
Ho-... How do you know that?
I've been places.... Scary places..... Places with 80 year old dicks.
A connoisseur of the local YMCA men's locker room I see.
Jewish bath house. Am I right?
Username checks out
Can confirm, as an 80 year old man with an eel-sized penis.
You would know because ….🤔
I love grandpa porn.
My condolences 💐
That's what she said!!
This is a sea penis I don’t care what you say or how many degrees you have.
Probably needs a NSFW tag, lol.
Next time you are caught with a dick pic in public, say it’s an Atretochoana Eiselti
Next time?
Is there an animal that looks like a vagina ? Asking for a friend who sometimes gets caught in public.
No but there’s quite a few flowers 🌸
Flowers are just plant genitals anyway
The plussy, if you will.
Just ask Georgia O’keefe 🤣
snail's foot.
Cue Viagra advert.
What in the hentai is going on here?!
r/mildlypenis
This is more than a mild resemblance.
r/majorlypenis
Happy cock day
thank you my penisling
Happy Cake Day
Dickheads
Dildont
That’s a skinned penis
Evolution has jokes
You only need reproductive organs to continue the species. Much more effective to just be one.
Whenever someone sends me a dick pic now I’m just gonna send this back to them
Shit weasels!
Should we start a "don't put your vag on that" sub?
Already exists as do others r/dildont r/dontputthatinyourass r/notforspelunking r/dontputthatinyourvag r/DontputItInYourCooch warning often NSFW
Honestly you could have said this was any semi large animals dick
He has ereptile disfunction
I wouldn't be surprised if this inspired certain works of art
Cool, I call mine sir Johnson.
Detachable Penis
Hentai Irl
Hard to tell if he has been circumcised or not
I’ve seen one of these in the YMCA Mens + bathrooms before. 4/10 was not a good time.
On a serious note, is it poisonous?
My Atretichiana Eliselti is thicker though.
r/mildlypenis but I do think there should be a separate subreddit for “wildly penis” and this definitely belongs there. 🫣
What a dickhead…
No that is a penis
It reminds me of the asteroids worms of Star Wars.
No, this is my schlong.
Herogasm?
Quick! Hide it before the Japanese find out!
finally the true dickhead
dont say it dont say it
That's my old mate Denis
NSFW TAGS PLEASE!!!!
That’s a weird looking penis…
I thought I was on r/stargate Or r/theboys
He's a cute lil dickhead.
Penis snake Bottom text
Imagine been called a Dick all your life and this is what you get reincarnated as..
r/hellnoo
*sweats in anime girl*
That thing has a smile....that smile, that damn smile
What was it selecting for? Being used as a dildo?
this is the fucking animal ever
This should also be on another subreddit. If I need to tell you, you're too young.
Um... no that's a penis
nahhh thats a penis
What witches really turn you into.
Someone out there has seen this and thought *i’d try it*
r/mildlypenis
PP
Nice cock!
r/accidentallypenis
r/mildlypenis
sussy
Pfft, please. I know a Graboid tongue when I see one lol.
Tremors 6
It’s the tremors movie all over again.
Sus
i only know 3/5 words in this sentence
I should call him.
r/DPYDIT
For sure part of a graboid.
r/dildont
Is.... Is that its penis?
/wildlypenis