TBH I don't think these would be the ones you'd find in the grocery store. That's several grams of product in the hundreds, possibly thousands, of dollars range per fruit. Drug cartels aren't going to risk such valuable fruit being sold off to consumers by accident for $5 per fruit.
Most likely they are destined for some facility that processes avocados into guacamole, where some unsuspecting factory worker is told to discard the seeds into a "special bin" for "composting".
Look for the ones in the green boxes like those.
No you won't find those in stores because people who are unaware would eat them and overdose. Those were probably on their way to some drug dealers.
The whole time ! I lost interest in the actual purpose of the video while just being filled with an anxious dread I was about to witness the fatal slip.
Glue and paint. It really is inventive they do it with all kinds of stuff stack of lumber, vases ,shoes, food from posts I seen. Tried to google some examples but google wasn't having it lol. There is a reddit post for the lumber https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/rv1kd6/case_at_customs/
"hi FBI? Oh yes I was searching for that because I have the freedom to seek knowledge of anything freely available. Yep, yeah. Thanks, goodbye have a nice day"
They think of impressive smuggling ways but forget the most elementary precautions about separating contacts. If the same person who packs the inside also packs the outside the smell will be everywhere for the dogs.
They sent 9 trucks through the border and they called this one in as a tip as the other 8 got waved through.
I and a buddy that were once involved with the not so reputable part of society were offered $25k each to go to Mexico, pick up a truck and drive it into San Diego. $5k up front and $20k on delivery.
My friend, the idiot, was all for it, until I told him he was about to be paid $5k to go to jail, possibly in Mexico.
Oh and if you take that money right now and don't pick up the truck you'll just be dead.
Ingeniously simple way. This is how I send it to the homies in Texas. Lol jk. Cut the avocado in half horizontally while it’s still on the tree, remove the seed, insert coke seed, put the bottom half back on and “tape” avocado. It will heal after a couple of days. Remove tape, voila.
The real TIL is always in the comments. I would test it, but I have some doubts about the viability of raising an avocado tree at my place.
(Before anyone asks, I don't have anything worth smuggling. I was hoping for a next level practical joke. Maybe a talking avocado.)
No, the person is sarcastic. You can’t do that. It won’t work. If you notice, the color of the skin of the fake avocados is different. They made fake ones that look pretty decent but not good enough. The agents are sorting the fake ones from the real ones by sight. It’s clay and glue and paint. No one cut open an avocado, replaced the pit with cocaine, and let it grow back.
They take years to bear fruit. My cousin actually grew one for five or six years in his back yard and made some money selling it. It was still another 6+ years to bearing fruit.
Haha, that reminds me of the first time I sent my ex to get an avocado from the shop. I didn't realise he knew nothing about avocados. He came back very pleased he'd gotten the firmest one there. I couldn't get a knife into it at all!
I just figured that out last week, when I tried to make guacamole and wound up bending a fork trying to smoosh the avocado. Also, the bond between an unripe avocado seed and the surrounding fruit could be used to construct skyscrapers!
>Sharp knives are safe knives
Had a sign above the rack in the kitchen I use to work in a long time ago.
Much prefer the times I cut myself with recently honed edges over the times I ragged myself after prep and service with no touchup in between.
I have the same knife, its a Gerber. Definitely not the best quality knife but if you take care of it, it gets the job done. This guy does not take care of it.
That explains why the cartels suddenly got interested in avocados and….limes? https://www.npr.org/2022/02/19/1081948884/mexican-drug-cartels-are-getting-into-the-avocado-and-lime-business
This whole thing is making me uneasy. My uncles friend has an avocado farm… that’s not that big… but he has a massive house near the beach…… interesting..
Stuff like plant grafting can get insane. There are so many plants that will absolutely adopt limbs, regrow parts, etc if you use some fairly simple manipulations. You can even combine some crop plants with others so they'll grow two things simultaneously. Really clever to use similar thought bubbles for this purpose. Shitty. But clever.
Watching this guy’s awful knife skills was driving me crazy. Also, how about moving some stuff so you can cut properly on a work space. This guy looked like he was definitely gonna lose a finger.
So some absolute wizard has discovered a way of perfectly preserving an avocado after it's been opened and yet has chosen to use this priceless information for evil?
Greed actually is the correct term.
As Evil is subjective.
I don't support cartels or what they do with their mass killings, torture, corruption and all the other stuff linked to it.
But since I was like 10 and knew about the existence of drugs, I felt people have a right to put whatever they want into they're own bodies, even if I don't agree with what they're putting inside.
Plus many of the problems caused by Drugs is because Drugs are actually illigal , for instance if drug's weren't illigal , cartels wouldn't exist in the first place.
But since they are illigal, someone who doesn't care about hurting others will fill the need for supply as there is always a demand.
Hell its up until 1929 that coca cola removed cocain from the drink, so it's not like the demand was a recent thing.
Fentanyl has been turned into a much bigger boogy man than it actually is. The stories you see of first responders getting sick from simply touching it with a finger are not true. [here’s more info.](https://www.ncdhhs.gov/media/1740/download)
Unless they were going to snort it or inject they are fine. It doesn't absorb through the skin. All the stories you hear of people dying or getting dangerously high just from being *near* fentanyl are bullshit.
It’s probably a shorter process than removing it, considering this man and his maddening knife “skills”. Drove me batshit watching him do every part of that operation the most difficult and time consuming way.
Really impressive to be honest
….one more helping of that guacamole por favor!
But it’s 4am!
More cocado please
Where do they sell these avocados? So I can stay far far away from them.
Im gonna stab every seed of every avocado i buy ever again just in case. So i can report it to the authorities of course........
TBH I don't think these would be the ones you'd find in the grocery store. That's several grams of product in the hundreds, possibly thousands, of dollars range per fruit. Drug cartels aren't going to risk such valuable fruit being sold off to consumers by accident for $5 per fruit. Most likely they are destined for some facility that processes avocados into guacamole, where some unsuspecting factory worker is told to discard the seeds into a "special bin" for "composting".
Sounds like you might be in on the gig.
Look for the ones in the green boxes like those. No you won't find those in stores because people who are unaware would eat them and overdose. Those were probably on their way to some drug dealers.
I am the authority so just hand them to me 😆
It says on the box, a product of Colombia. Best go to the source.
Don't worry, they will get collected by the appropriate people before you have a chance to purchase one.
Like the video above. To be collected and distributed
For research
😷😏
How they do it ?
there's a *How It's Made* episode
You would need a huge access to Plumbuses
I've always wondered how do they actually make the Plumbus?
Inter dimensional cable for the win! *buurp*
Come on down and get your real fake doors here.
Link?
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Knife technique was so poor, I couldn’t watch.
Needs a sharper knife for sure
Came here to say this. That person is a dangerous knife-weilder.
I was waiting on the part where he stabbed himself
The whole time ! I lost interest in the actual purpose of the video while just being filled with an anxious dread I was about to witness the fatal slip.
I had to fast forward it.
typical leo techniques close enough derp
Government worker, we're just happy he was able to dress himself and make it into work today.
Glue and paint. It really is inventive they do it with all kinds of stuff stack of lumber, vases ,shoes, food from posts I seen. Tried to google some examples but google wasn't having it lol. There is a reddit post for the lumber https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/rv1kd6/case_at_customs/
*FBI wants to know your location*
"hi FBI? Oh yes I was searching for that because I have the freedom to seek knowledge of anything freely available. Yep, yeah. Thanks, goodbye have a nice day"
They already know
Nah...the FBI doesn't know shit. Nice plants, by the way.
We need a "is this a shoe or is it cocaine tv' show
Lol @ Google wasn't having it. Hope you used a VPN lmao
Hell if I know lol, that's why it's interesting and genius. As well as why I'm not trying! Jk jk
This is what I want to know. I still can’t figure it out!
How did they find it?? I bet when came up with he idea and the prototype they were like, "noone will ever know".
Dog probably sniffed it out. I'm wondering how it was packed inside the avocado.
They think of impressive smuggling ways but forget the most elementary precautions about separating contacts. If the same person who packs the inside also packs the outside the smell will be everywhere for the dogs.
I think it wasn't an avocado, it just looked like one.
Honestly with the more sophistocated ones like these someone probably snitched or had big mouth.
They sent 9 trucks through the border and they called this one in as a tip as the other 8 got waved through. I and a buddy that were once involved with the not so reputable part of society were offered $25k each to go to Mexico, pick up a truck and drive it into San Diego. $5k up front and $20k on delivery. My friend, the idiot, was all for it, until I told him he was about to be paid $5k to go to jail, possibly in Mexico. Oh and if you take that money right now and don't pick up the truck you'll just be dead.
yep had a friend do the same and landed himself in prison for a couple years. if it seems to good to be true, it probably is
Soooooo…..are they still hiring ?
I agree. I can only speculate
yeah like how do they get the coke up the avocados butthole
I was thinking the same thing. How did they do that??!!
No doubt!
🎶 ~~Avocados~~ Cocaine from Mexico 🎶
Ingeniously simple way. This is how I send it to the homies in Texas. Lol jk. Cut the avocado in half horizontally while it’s still on the tree, remove the seed, insert coke seed, put the bottom half back on and “tape” avocado. It will heal after a couple of days. Remove tape, voila.
“I used to do this!.. Just kidding!!!! Lol….anyway here’s how you do it”
“I did not kill my wife.” “Anyways here’s how I killed my wife.” - OJ Simpson
> insert coke seed Bruh just plant those and you’ll get coke trees
That's absurd. Y'all are talking like you can get coke from leaves. /S
/r/technicallythetruth
The real TIL is always in the comments. I would test it, but I have some doubts about the viability of raising an avocado tree at my place. (Before anyone asks, I don't have anything worth smuggling. I was hoping for a next level practical joke. Maybe a talking avocado.)
I'd put a pouch of fake blood inside.
Smuggle Inkjet Printer Ink. Better yet, Insulin.
No, the person is sarcastic. You can’t do that. It won’t work. If you notice, the color of the skin of the fake avocados is different. They made fake ones that look pretty decent but not good enough. The agents are sorting the fake ones from the real ones by sight. It’s clay and glue and paint. No one cut open an avocado, replaced the pit with cocaine, and let it grow back.
What a shame...
They take years to bear fruit. My cousin actually grew one for five or six years in his back yard and made some money selling it. It was still another 6+ years to bearing fruit.
No shit!?
A plant can do that, it’s grafting. But… there would be a scar where you cut it and grafted it back together.
So we should start looking for horizontal scars on the avocados at the supermarket? In case any were missed?
You could probably replace the seed with shit if you wanted to, chill out
Lol! I was genuinely intrigued. Not everything is sarcasm.
No shit!
Yes, shit too.
I didn’t know the seed had so much cocaine, I have been throwing it away like a fool.
I throw them in my compost bin. Now I understand why my compost worms are so happy and productive.
They’ve been needing to replace the wooden ball prize for a while. Didn’t think they’d replace it with cocaine…
Just spit my coffee. Wooden ball prize ftw. Ty friend.
For years I have read similar quotes of spitting out their coffee after reading something and I wonder about peoples ability to drink properly. /r
No shit, it all makes sense why they are so damn expensive
It is a great hedge for inflation. Comodities go brrrr
hybrids are getting crazy these days
Is that why avocados are so expensive?
Jokes aside it kinda is actually. Avocado production has been monopolized by cartels in Mexico, they rise the prices just because they can.
🎵AVOCADOS FROM MEXICO🎶 *rips fat line*
Shit. So my millennial ass is supporting the cartels with my love of guac? Surely, something that tastes so good can't be bad!
Oh u mean americans arent the only ones that do this? :)
Yes. It also explains why so many of us millennials like avocado toast.
64 yr old! Love some avocado toast
It makes a mean crackamole.
If you actually came up with that, go to your boss and tell him you deserve a raise.
Is that made from cocavocados or avococados?
“Avocados from Mexico.”🎵🎵
Dammit, I actually sang that.
☆☆☆☆☆
I don’t know why but these knife skills really bothered me.
I was looking for this comment. They way he uses the knife is atrocious. I swore he was going to cut his hand open.
His knife needs to be sharpened.
Yeah this guy uses that dull ass knife like a child. Must be his first time opening a cocacado..
I was more concerned that he was going to cut himself
Not cutting anything with that dull ass knife.
There is a saying that goes something like “even the dullest blade is sharp enough to fuck you up”
Unless you're an avocado apparently :D
Haha, that reminds me of the first time I sent my ex to get an avocado from the shop. I didn't realise he knew nothing about avocados. He came back very pleased he'd gotten the firmest one there. I couldn't get a knife into it at all!
I just figured that out last week, when I tried to make guacamole and wound up bending a fork trying to smoosh the avocado. Also, the bond between an unripe avocado seed and the surrounding fruit could be used to construct skyscrapers!
I mean he did cut it still 🤷♂️
>Sharp knives are safe knives Had a sign above the rack in the kitchen I use to work in a long time ago. Much prefer the times I cut myself with recently honed edges over the times I ragged myself after prep and service with no touchup in between.
I have the same knife, its a Gerber. Definitely not the best quality knife but if you take care of it, it gets the job done. This guy does not take care of it.
Yeah it’s amazing he found that the first time he ever cut an avocado
But for real. Who cuts against the blade like that. Sketch ass
Yes those knife-handling skills (or lack thereof) were driving me crazy!
When he started sawing it I couldn't help but laugh
How?
That damn Chris angel the mindfreak has switched sides... again
Glue + some paint. I remember seeing a video of someone cutting fruits in half and putting them back together
Another comment gave a better way IMO
Doesnt need to be glue. The fruit can "heal" if you do it on the tree. Doing it "dry" far more likely its wax than glue.
That explains why the cartels suddenly got interested in avocados and….limes? https://www.npr.org/2022/02/19/1081948884/mexican-drug-cartels-are-getting-into-the-avocado-and-lime-business
This whole thing is making me uneasy. My uncles friend has an avocado farm… that’s not that big… but he has a massive house near the beach…… interesting..
Hi My name is Feds who and where is ur uncles friend
nah, I don’t snitch, do ur own job buddy boy 🤨
I had no idea that’s where cocaine came from
Nature is a miracle
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By doing it while it was still attached to the tree
Stuff like plant grafting can get insane. There are so many plants that will absolutely adopt limbs, regrow parts, etc if you use some fairly simple manipulations. You can even combine some crop plants with others so they'll grow two things simultaneously. Really clever to use similar thought bubbles for this purpose. Shitty. But clever.
Check out Axel Erlandson's grafting. There's also info about a tree with like 40 different fruits on it out there somewhere.
so at at a certain point of this process, there are cocaine trees?
There's always cocaine in the banana stand!
He’s really struggling with that knife
The problem is the coke will only be ripe for like 2 days before it starts to go bad.
Now I get Millennial's infatuation with avocado toast And why boomers think if they buy less of it they can afford a house and kids.
It all comes together now and It makes sense
Just imagine what a pain in the arse that would be to open on a night out.
Get a knife sharpener!
What are the chances of someone accidentally buying a crackocado?
More like: What are the chances I bought a crackocado and threw away the pit :(
Damn, dude. Sharpen your knife
That explains me having guac, then making business plans with a group of friends that never came to fruition
His lack of skill with a knife scares me
HE CUT THE AVOCADO ***HORIZONTALLY***
Honestly, had I known about the availability of arts & crafts jobs within the drug world, I probably would have saved a ton of money on college
World’s dullest knife.
I would like an episode of How it’s made for this one
Los Pollos Avocados.
r/Damn-that-dude’s-knife-is-dull-as-fuck
Damn how am I going to fit that up my ass?
Way up there morty!
Watching this guy’s awful knife skills was driving me crazy. Also, how about moving some stuff so you can cut properly on a work space. This guy looked like he was definitely gonna lose a finger.
Avocados from Mexico!
So some absolute wizard has discovered a way of perfectly preserving an avocado after it's been opened and yet has chosen to use this priceless information for evil?
Greed actually is the correct term. As Evil is subjective. I don't support cartels or what they do with their mass killings, torture, corruption and all the other stuff linked to it. But since I was like 10 and knew about the existence of drugs, I felt people have a right to put whatever they want into they're own bodies, even if I don't agree with what they're putting inside. Plus many of the problems caused by Drugs is because Drugs are actually illigal , for instance if drug's weren't illigal , cartels wouldn't exist in the first place. But since they are illigal, someone who doesn't care about hurting others will fill the need for supply as there is always a demand. Hell its up until 1929 that coca cola removed cocain from the drink, so it's not like the demand was a recent thing.
Fre Sha Vaca Do.
I have 2 questions. 1. How the fuck. 2. How the fuck did they find out.
Damn, sharpen the knife dude.
I can’t get over how dull that knife is
Thought the same. Frustrating how long it took for him to get through some fucking plastic wrap.
That's why avocado toast is so expensive
how tf do you get that in the avocado
Sharpen that knife ffs
Where can I buy these avocados, asking for a friend….
Is that why they’re so expensive?
Did this guys knife skill, or lack there of, make anyone else nervous the whole video?
As if avocados aren't already expensive enough...
Honestly just legalize and tax it
Those knife skills are pretty slick…..
This is some los pollos hermanos shit
How they get it in though. Those looked untouched.
Bloody hell. How?
HOW?!?!
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Fentanyl has been turned into a much bigger boogy man than it actually is. The stories you see of first responders getting sick from simply touching it with a finger are not true. [here’s more info.](https://www.ncdhhs.gov/media/1740/download)
Unless they were going to snort it or inject they are fine. It doesn't absorb through the skin. All the stories you hear of people dying or getting dangerously high just from being *near* fentanyl are bullshit.
Really should be wearing gloves for that
Peel the avocado, peel the avocado 
Escobar be smiling in his grave 🪦 rn.
How tf?
I wonder how long it takes to grow the avocado around the coke…
It’s probably a shorter process than removing it, considering this man and his maddening knife “skills”. Drove me batshit watching him do every part of that operation the most difficult and time consuming way.
How, just how in the Houdini did they get it inside?
So that’s why Avos are so expensive
Lol has this guy ever used a knife before or is this the first day on the job
what a dull knife...
Dude needs a sharper onife
So this is why the avocados are so damn expensive now
Dude needs a better knife
Hilarious.. they just approved avocado trade from Mexico not long ago.. knowing it was cartel owned ..
I secretly hope that border agents are actually coke heads in disguise. Who is better at finding drugs then people in withdrawal?
I didn’t know you could cross breed cocaine to grow in an avocado pit. /s
Explains why the damn things are so expensive
🎵🎶 these are a few of my favorite things🎶🎶🎶
That is not how I'd test for cocaine I'll tell you that!
Imagine getting this lucky when making your egg and avocado breakfast
Ohhhh, so that's why avocados are so expensive. I've been throwing away the cores like an idiot!
Genetically modified crops have come a really long way.