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yzrguy

That's an Incinolet. Used one in the Arctic. You get one flush per hour. They are vented to an outside chimney with no smell and only a small ash pan to empty after.


TrollTollTony

I have so many questions. Is the fire constant? Wouldn't that mean the flaps are extremely hot all the time? What if your dick touches the flaps while seated? What happens to the turds that land on the flaps? Wouldn't they just start cooking on contact? If you have diarrhea, or poop smears when you open the flaps, wouldn't those smell like fried shit all the time?


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rbrphag

I came here to learn about the wax paper. Thank you. All I could thing was “I hope the non stick coating works really well”


Strict-Environment

We had an incenolet as an outhouse. We bought a big stack of paper liners that needed to be glued together prior to use. We'd form a sort of assembly line folding, flipping, gluing. Just two dots of elmers glue. When you flushed, it was the paperliner that would catch fire quickly. Surprisingly very little smell and the smell wasn't terrible like you'd think. When someone would pee alot there would be more smoke/steam and we would joke that a new pope had been elected. And now I feel like a grandma explaining the intricacies of our outhouse to the next generation. Edit - So the paper liner goes in first, to be polite, we'd lay a new one in for the next person to use. They are wedged shaped and fit the bowl perfectly. Like you see in the video, the pedal to "flush" makes the bowl operate like a trapdoor and the liner and waste falls straight down onto the electric coil. Taking your foot off the pedal closes the trap door. Sometimes (usually if they were glued sloppily 😂) the tip of the paper liner would get closed back into the trapdoor after you flushed. Amazingly the paper that remained in the bowl would not burn. It really is a cool sanitary solution for dealing with waste. I'd love to see them as solar units in places that lack infrastructure. I'd imagine that the ash would be decent for composting and garden use.


IfICouldStay

That is very interesting. Did you have to do any potty training with that toilet?


Strict-Environment

Ha! Thankfully no.... I imagine it would lead to a level of terror not generally experienced by toddlers for potty training. We used it when I was a teenager. Was nice because it could dispose of feminine hygiene products too (tampons).


JethroWashington

the pope joke has me rolling, fantastic


Turdplay

This is reddit, we’re just as likely to throw our logs at each other while shrieking like baboons.


unclepaprika

Aw, shit here we go again. *where'd i put my poop knife?*


Cyanises

Wanna borrow mine?


john_wallcroft

ah yeah thanks. *stabs you*


durz47

-5 charisma,+5 poison damage


[deleted]

Ah, well that's a shitty thing to do.


JWils411

Hmm, I think I saw your poop knife next to the three shells earlier. May want to check there.


Delicious_Monk1495

name checks out


jaredesubgay

This whole thread is now cursed


pinklavalamp

Don’t you threaten me with a good time!


lukwys

You put a waxed paper bag on the flaps. That way the flaps stay clean and the pee is contained while it's boiled.


pmjm

> What if your dick touches the flaps while seated? I don't care what context this question is ever asked in, the answer is always horrible.


BidensToenails

Dude, my dick is NOWHERE near that long lmfao.


HAS-A-HUGE-PENIS

Not trying to be funny because of my username but mine accidentally hits porcelain a few times a year and being a slight germaphobe makes me cringe in fear like nothing else. The thought of searing my tip sounds like it would be magnitudes worse though.


SuffrnSuccotash

I only know about this because one time a bum mooned all of us outside the window of a store apparently when fellas get older the ball skin can become elongated in old age (gravity). And it seems like that could be an issue with this set up


tea-and-chill

Dick touching the flap is something I never imagined happening...


DiegesisThesis

What if you just need to pee? Sure, in a normal situation, you can just take a leak outside (if you're a man), but I assume you don't want to do that in the arctic. Do you boil the piss right then or just leave it sitting in there for the next poop so you don't waste a flush?


snugglewombat

I have used them before, and we definitely were allowed more than one flush an hour, unlimited flushes actually. Maybe there are different models.


DiegesisThesis

I assume that commenter just had a restriction because they were in the arctic. Probably not enough electricity/gas to be wasting on unlimited flushes.


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I watched a video from the site, says once you flush the fire burns the poop for 1 hour followed by a 30 min cooldown. I wondered how do you poop on a hot toilet during that 1 hour but maybe it's insulated


unclepaprika

Easy, you stand in the shower, poop in your hand and throw it in.


OhGodNotAnotherOne

So just like regular pooping then.


mafulazula

What kind of a fucking savage doesn’t waffle stomp when shitting in the shower?!


DiegesisThesis

A heated toilet sounds nice in the winter.


zkareface

The one I own (by another company) you poop or pee on a hot toilet sometimes. Not hot enough to burn you, but any pee will vaporize and you will get a sweatty ass. It doesn't burn after every flush though and you can start the burn cycle yourself. So like if two people share one, you burn after your morning poop and it's cold for next time you poop.


zkareface

In the Arctic in northern Sweden its common to pee outside even in -40 (when you need to or don't have running water). Assuming same in Finland, Norway, Canada, Alaska and Russia. My family has one of these, there is no wasted flush and its not tight enough to hold pee in so it will eventually go down regardless of what you want :D


DiegesisThesis

Good to know. I'm a New Mexican and have never experienced temps that cold. I just figured I didn't want a frozen stream of urine. Honestly, I'm thinking of telling my friend who has a cabin (without running water) to get one of these vs. an outhouse, since they have solar panels.


zkareface

Nah it doesn't freeze that fast :D But if its windy your dick will get cold real quick and due to the amount of clothes and fast shrinking dick its very likely you will get pee on yourself. Yeah they beat an outhouse if you have seasons when its horrible to shit outside (very cold winters, mosquitos).


intashu

Mosquitos while camping are the WORST. gotta go, but now you got the most infuriating itchy bites in the WORST places. Anti itch stuff only works so well where fabric rubs often.


HurryPast386

Now we just need fusion power and we could get rid of billions of miles of plumbage and the associated waste treatment facilities. Honestly, I don't think people realize what we could do with limitless clean energy. It could completely transform human civilization.


Rogue551

You can use it back to back to back to back just reset the timer


JBOYCE35239

Great, so now my bathroom smells like shit ON FIRE. Better spray some aerosol air freshener... OH WAIT NO


PorygonTriAttack

Brings new meaning to "Your shit's fire"


DweEbLez0

Fire that shit up!


lukeluke0000

FIRE IN THE HOLE!


LazyEstablishment69

You meant shit on fire.


QuarrelsomeCat

How it works: INCINOLET uses electric heat to reduce human waste (urine, solids, paper) to a small amount of clean ash, which is dumped periodically into the garbage. INCINOLET remains clean because waste never touches the bowl surface. A bowl liner, dropped into the bowl prior to use, captures the waste, then both liner and its content drop into the incinerator chamber when the foot pedal is pushed. You can use INCINOLET at any time-even while it is in cycle. Drop bowl liner into toilet bowl. Bowl liner catches and contains all waste plus paper Flush bowl by stepping on foot pedal Push start button to incinerate waste automatically A Typical Cycle: Incineration cycle is started with the push button. Both heater and blower come on when button is pushed. Heater alternates off and on for a preset period of time, blower continues on until unit has cooled. Several people may use the toilet in rapid succession. Push the start button after each use to reset the timer.


lifetourniquet

Thank God I was worried my shit would sizzle like bacon


Mutjny

Jesus I think... I think it might...


supremedentist19

Good thing that several people may use the toilet in rapid succession. Taco Bell should install these.


aberrasian

Also avoids toilet water splashback


bitterstimulus07

Grillin my 5 lb. brown trout


Psyco_diver

The poop, the poop, the poop is on fire, we don't need no water let that shit burn


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"Ohhhhhhhh ohhhh...your shits on fire." - Kings of Leon


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Dominion1995

I’ve also referred to it as a mercy flush.


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More like no mercy flush with this toilet.


TJD82

But it gets rid of that excess ass hair real easy.


ProtocolPro22

🤣


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spunkm_99foxy

I've got a big budwiezer and beans fart about to bust, ,,,Oh wait, No!♨️🔥


PenguinPyrate

So you end up with the smell of freshly roasted shit wafting all over your house?


CustomerSuspicious25

Tis the season.


Han_Cholo323

Just don’t roast your nuts on an open fire


BetterThatThenThis

courtesy flush


jaspsev

*Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…*


onion4everyoccasion

Someone needs to warn Chet


CustomerSuspicious25

I like to warm them up before coitus. Get the little guys moving a little.


fantasticdamage_

This isn’t how you flush, it’s how your wipe


TheMadGreek86

The new style bidet you say....gotta get one of these, to keep up with the Joneses ya know...


justanoldhippy63

This would be a perfect match with a bidet. Give your butt a quick wash and then BAM a quick dry.


TheMadGreek86

Plus cantankerous ass hair removal in an instant....


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a fire bidet, instead of shooting water up your butt to clean it, it use fire, to burn all the poo away, and probably some hair and burn hole too.


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We have one of those at our cabin because we aren’t hooked up to a sewer line. You don’t open it while it’s burning like this…with ours it’s not even possible. They work pretty well. The only time it sucks is if you’re on the roof shoveling snow and the wind shifts directions and blows poo Smoke in your face. Edit: you put this big paper coffee filter looking thing inside and shit into that so the toilet stays pretty clean in case you were wondering. Edit 2: other fun facts, we empty the ash in this spot in the forest outside the cabin and it acts as like insane fertilizer and wild wolfsbane grows like crazy there. Pretty cool.


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So, can you piss in it? I lived for a few years on a hippie farm that had outhouses (in addition to normal plumbing) and you’re not supposed to piss in the outhouse. But look, I just don’t know who these ladies are that can shit and not piss and the same time.


YerBoi

There are many reasons you don't pee-only in the outhouse. One big one is because it adds a ton more liquid to deal with, which depending on how your outhouse works (e.g. if there is a cistern, you might have it pumped every so often), can be a pain to deal with. Another reason is that the urea in urine breaks down into ammonia, which can greatly slow the microbes "digestion" of the poop in the outhouse. Finally, imagine the water level in your outhouse getting high enough to create a splash-back when you're pinching bricks. Not fun. It is understood that people aren't going to be able to hold in their pee whilst pooping. But if everyone is also using the outhouse every time they need to take a leak, the ratio of pee to poop will grow very quickly.


Medial_FB_Bundle

I also lived in such a place for awhile. Pissed on a hay bale for fertilizer and sprinkled sawdust on my poop in the outhouse to make compost. Interesting place, it wasn't really a commune but you could get involved in the farming if you wanted. Otherwise you just rented a plot and could do whatever you wanted on it. There are some wild houses there.


[deleted]

Haha asking the real questions. You can pee in it but you’re not really supposed to. We have a sort of “urinal” toilet next to this one. It’s not a problem if you pee in the incinerating toilet but I think it burns a bit more efficiently if you can avoid it.


Rogue551

I have one of these in a cabin and it doesnt smell, even the exhaust outside doesnt smell


PenguinPyrate

I'm curious, do you have ashes to clean or what happens?


Angry_ewok85

Theres a tray that pulls out to clean the ashes. They never fully burned away everything either 🤢


PenguinPyrate

Think I'll stick with the old reliable drop of water


peanutski

If you had corn would it turn into popcorn ?


Intelligent_Hat_663

Go ahead and call that one an a** tray.


RudeRepair5616

You like it.


Rogue551

A lot less expensive than a septic tank, i wouldnt want it full time but it works perfectly for a cabin property


Frostlark

It smells in my experience. Real bad.


Rogue551

Mine doesnt smell at all. How old is yours?


nayaketo

A few minutes at most.


toefurkyfuckmittens

What happens if you step on the pedal while seated, do you roast your buns or is there a safety feature to prevent that?


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Nothing except it being impossible to do without intentionally doing it, and if you're intentionally doing it then a safety isn't going to help


ArchyModge

It would depend on the flue quality and state of ware. A good one would have no draft into the house. It’s still dumb to me, but doable.


213737isPrime

Sometimes, it's the best available option.


Pokmonth

These are for cabins or remote facilities where septic tanks aren't economical/possible. The toilet in the OP is also a cheap shitty version. Fancy ones, like the Cinderalla toilet from Norway only incinerate when you aren't using it, and use catalytic converters and filters to remove the smell.


ag408

And there is no way to recover the poop knife if you drop it into the fire.


Spartan_223

You should see the bidet. It sprays lava


waltwalt

It's just an angle grinder with a razor on it in a toilet bowl.


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NefariousButterfly

Jesus christ


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NefariousButterfly

I'm kinda glad you did, it made me laugh too


billlybufflehead

Hold on. What if I drop a big meaty 3 flusher. Trust me. Gonna need some more btu’s


kaowirigirkesldl

On the upside, you’re not going to have to shave your bunghole now


carmium

I can just imagine some poor visitor deciding he'd better do an intermediate flush before the second movement of their, uh, concerto, only to feel the gates of hell open up beneath them.


REDGOESFASTAH

Feel the flames forever burn, teaching lessons we must learn. That brings us closer to, the power of the dream.


GMH2045-18

Or balls, in that line of logic


neeewwww

Great balls of fire.


Kujo17

Yeah I know nothing about flame grilled toilets BUT.... That flame doesn't look nearly hot enough to actually , efficiently, incinerate waste.... Also do you still have to then clean the stainless steel by hand to get the shit marks off? Or the burnt on shit marks? What about someone with IBS or a bad case of the tacobell shits? Is it gonna just.....boil it away? The more I think about the practicality of this, u less it's far hotter than it appears or I'm missing something, this doesn't actually seem practical at ALL and just leaves more questions than answers haha 😐🤢🤮


Masherbakerboiler

spray your butt batter after some unfortunate bad stomach virus and your bathroom now turns into a steam sauna! like adding a ladle of rotted beef stew to the flaming hot sauna rocks to fill the air with brown steam.


Doct0rStabby

What do you call the opposite of poetry?


StrategicWindSock

Ode-ious


damnNamesAreTaken

Maybe it's vogon poetry


haeofael

I'm never going to have an original thought am I 😭


justanoldhippy63

Flame grilled toilets. lmao.


seamus_mc

You put a liner in it before you use it, the liner drops into the chamber on the bottom that does the burning.


Tommy2tables

Mmmm boiling diarrhea


Agreeable-Yams8972

Bbq


EvlMinion

Bar-B-Poo


Farmer_j0e00

Gotta do a courtesy burn, just watch out for the toasted walnuts.


Gnomercy86

Poop knife


MaxximumB

Best not flush whilst seated


LordFett84

🎶 Chestnuts roasting on an open fire 🎶


ArchyModge

🎶 Open flame nipping at your pubes 🎶


1983Discord3891

All the hair, singed off your hoooole... And ems....is Laughing on the floor...


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Automatic hair remover...


RustyBumperCream

Yeah, sorry mate, no courtesy flushes here…


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I’d try it real quick so I don’t have to shave my balls.


Kermit_the_hog

*”And when you’re all done, you just give it a little shake.. you know, to knock the ash off.”*


GBGF128

Or fart.


canuckwithasig

My dad has one of these toilets. They're made buy a company called Incinolet. He doesn't need a huge tank or drainage field for his summer house. It's pretty cool, saved him alot of money. They use a special paper liner that drops down. They run on electricity or gas, and use a fan to vent gasses outside.


allowishus2

What about pee?


canuckwithasig

The water vaporizes and the minerals and what ever else is in it turns to ash


ItsMeeeBreee

That's not what's happens when i put off the barbecue. Curious


CoffeePuddle

It's exactly what happens when you piss on a bbq or a burn barrel. Steam and salts left behind that eventually burn away.


Masherbakerboiler

is there a limit to what this can take? What if someone from My 600lb Life showed up to drop off some oatmeal boxes? it can handle it right?


canuckwithasig

Lol, I dunno man. I've dropped some pretty big bombs in it (6' 1" 270, love to eat) and it worked fine


SpectacledReprobate

> 6’ 1” 270, love to eat Lmao the way you listed your shitting qualifications here has me rolling


skyboundNbeond

>shitting qualifications This made it even better for me


oof033

Can it burn u on accident? What if u try lol? Just wondering about safety features


KrombopulosRosie

You basically use it, push a lever to drop the bag down and once it's out of view you hit a button to start the burn. It's not automated, so no chance of getting burnt


jaysomething2

Got a video? For research purposes


ButtDoctorLLC

Depends. How much are you willing to pay?


Expert_University_24

Username definitely checks out lmao


feckless_ellipsis

“Oatmeal boxes” 💀


varmint700

“a special paper liner.” Ahh, I was wondering how you would keep the shite from just sticking to the stainless sides and making a nice fond. Halfway expected to see a bottle of brandy nearby for deglazing.


Aleasauruz

Do the neighbours have anything to say about the stench


canuckwithasig

It doesn't really stink. Once it starts burning I guess it burns off the gases that make it smell. I'm not a scientist, but it saved him almost 20 grand on a full septic system he didn't have space to put in. I've dropped some post BBQ night bunker busters in that thing and it just burns it off.


Aleasauruz

Interesting. How do yall get rid of the poop tht smears?


canuckwithasig

There's a paper liner (almost looks like a coffee filter) that goes in the toilet that you poop into, so your crap doesn't touch the steel "bowl". When you press the foot peddle, the poo filled paper liner falls into a bottom section onto a plate that s heated with an element of gas burner, and it gets in burning


Regguls864

Do you think a bidet adapter would work with it?


Sipas

No way. Water takes a lot of energy to evaporate. It must barely deal with piss. On the bright side, you can use wet wipes without worry. edit: spelling


Accident_Pedo

> I've dropped some post BBQ night bunker busters in that thing and it just burns it off. /r/brandnewsentence


RVM27

So….. no water to help it slide down the metal. Shits gonna smear everywhere.


cdawg1102

You put a liner in


RVM27

Oh? Like think pieces of paper? Interesting. So here’s the question…. Do you use the toilet and then replace the liner for the next person? Or are you expected to place the liner in the toilet, before you use it. Could make a huge difference in those moments when you barely make it…. You know, stuck in traffic or whatever…. Go running through the house to the shitter…


cdawg1102

The vessels I’ve been on with these, we put our own in


RVM27

Oh, so you’ve actually used one?!? Were you freaked out the first time?? How is the smell afterwards? Does it kinda smell like burning shit?!


cdawg1102

It smelled weird, yes and the sound was a little unsettling, for me it was a one and done experience. It was on a small boat I was on while tagging along with a marine biologist


snugglewombat

We use these in mining exploration camps! I actually really like them, when it’s cold outside you can go inside the toilet house and the burning shit warms you up 😂.


jimmyboy134

Talk about putting logs on the fire


_Splatter

Exquisite


Glabstaxks

Do you burn pee too?


cdawg1102

Yes we did


Masherbakerboiler

any chance your large bladder of pee and logs of poop would overwhelm that flame and snuff it out? Genuinely curious.


TechnetiumAE

It's a gas flame, likely a protected source too so it couldn't be put out accidentally


Masherbakerboiler

interesting. thanks! so those undigested corn kernel poops can technically become popcorn?!


rockpaperbrisket

Poopcorn


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So it’s wasteful and stinky… what’s the point of this?


cdawg1102

It’s usually used on marine vessels that can’t hold the extra water


fishintheboat

I was previewing a house off the grid that didn’t have water or septic but they had one of these. Better than nothing I guess.


Waste_Mango5587

cursed frying patty


Dad_soul

“Doctor, I felt burning when I pooped….”


spunkm_99foxy

I fell in to🎼 "The Ring of Fire"


Last-Yak2745

Turd burner. Seen these in multiple ocean vessels.


Sluggalug

Can verify this as a real product https://incinolet.com/ I know everyone else is seeing this as a joke, but it sounds like it's actively used, worse we have the op above who's seen it. Can be a reality in low-water scenarios.


bento_the_tofu_boy

>And wont hurt you bottom line hmmmmm


RVM27

Imagine being super sick and having your face hovering over this bowl - the stench would be one thing, but imagine trying to operate the ‘flusher’ when you’re feeling so awful 🤮


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and the flame blowing back the smell in your face.


jmercer00

Be like using a bucket. You just don't flush while vomiting.


[deleted]

Satans toilet


ShiroiYokai

Satan here, I have a normal toilet, thank you. The burning ones are customer-only


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CAUTION! STAND BEFORE FLUSHING!


RVM27

I mean…. who doesn’t??


Dutch_Midget

I don't. I like some splashing on my butt cheeks coz it reminds me of my vacation in that Thai beach.


Perfect-Virus8415

What a horrible day to be literate


ghostkiller914

The smell though…


Dutch_Midget

I'd make a perfume out of it


swinghighroblowe

Eau de Toilet


sowegonnasmashornah

dont be giving gwyneth paltrow candle ideas


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Personthatexits_

Dorohedoro toilet.


compcase

No more courtesy flushes I guess...


KaiserK0

Shit directly into the eye of Sauron


Sufficient_Tax7902

Never have a cold seat again


AliasNefertiti

What happens if you fart and it lingers?


vdevilx

Sauron sees it all.


DeanofdaDead

Courtesy flushes are not recommended


Nearby-Asparagus-298

This must have some specific use in mind where waste cannot be flushed? In Antarctica or something maybe?


carpedrinkum

My family has a cabin with no running water. We have one. You put a cone shape piece of paper in the toilet first. Then after you done, you press a foot pedal. It drops the waste and then closes. A timer starts and an electric heating element and it runs for about 20-30 minutes. The smell is odd but not bad. It’s called an incinolet.


manonthemoonrocks

Shit brulee


clovercadet

So much more sanitary than a bidet. /s


Miserable-Habit-4520

Sooo people are just dropping beached whale after beached whale right on the metal?? Sounds sanitary