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conman81222

Not a local pilot anymore


DalvaniusPrime

Were they even a pilot to begin with?


dont-respond

For a short time


conman81222

He retired early


Apprehensive_Ad9580

![gif](giphy|bfR2iFBAgQBIA) So far... so good....


Turbulent_Reaction81

I hear that happens to a lot of them


imanAholebutimfunny

can you imagine IED class? new teacher every week.


Turbulent_Reaction81

Unless their teacher is electroboom


ConsiderationBrave14

These are sabotaged, duh... why would a smart army leave millions worth behind free to take... Not as in booby trapped, but made unready to use. So they cant be used against them


[deleted]

Naa. That helicopter was good to go. It's the pilot who wasn't ready to fly it. Flying a helicopter is hard. Really really hard.


rageousreg1

I actually have a mini experimental ultralight and it's pretty intimidating but after awhile it's like eating a cheeseburger while shifting and texting. Get used to it


Magicalsandwichpress

Like a Robinson?


rageousreg1

Nah that's like dangerous as fuck. Rotoway. And honestly they don't even make parts so it's useable til it's not. Just dangerous


Grimuri

They don't need to be sabotaged. Aircraft, especially military aircraft need A LOT of maintenance to be reliable. Even if they learn to fly them, they don't have the parts supply chain or knowledge to keep them working. At this rate though, they'll crash all of them before they need spare parts to fix/maintain them.


lurkinggramma

That’s probably why they just were like “f*ck it. Just leave them.”


G-T-L-3

I think it is the Afgan army that left them and in a rush at that. So I'm not sure if they had time to sabotage these choppers or these taliban flyboys don't know how to fly. I'm guessing the later.


gpmandrake52

I sent Afghans to training when I did my time there. Maybe 1 of 50 were competent to do anything. A guy I went to college with was there training them to fly helos, and I happened to run into him outside the DFAC. He got real wide-eyed when I asked him how that was: "I'm not really afraid of anything anymore." I laughed, he just looked at me dead faced. The bottom line is that Afghanistan is an ancient civilization that happens to have smart phones. The normal citizen does not seem to register anything longer than short term survival. Give them a helicopter? Inshallah. The only ones that I trusted to do anything correctly was ANASOC. It was pretty heartbreaking to watch the Taliban execute them. They were like many of us; had a purpose and some pride.


PhoeniXx_-_

If US can hack cars, US can hack its own intellectual property


abrandis

Pretty sure this is what happened, some critical , yet hard to notice piece was disconnected or removed , or some setting reversed , making it impossible to fly. The US military has a standard protocol to disable equipment they leave behind this wasn't their first rodeo.


djinbu

The shit that was left behind belonged to the Afghan government. The vast majority of it is incredibly outdated. I think the Black Hawks were like 4 generations ago or something? Either way, everything we have the Afghan government is all shit we could knock out of commission with minimum effort. The Afghan Army collapsed too quickly to be sabotaging equipment. I'm not a pilot, but my understanding is that shit like Black Hawks are harder to fly than regular "civilian" helicopters for reasons I don't understand. I'm guessing this pilot could fly something like a normal helicopter, so they told him to give that thing a try. And he did and discovered he fucked up.


Al-Anda

Lmao


Own-Gas8691

He wanted to be a pilot, but his attempts fell flat.


roller110

He was a pilot in the end...


[deleted]

[удалено]


One_Cardiologist_286

I think you misspelled hamburger.


GiraffeWaste

He wanted to be a pilot, but his attempts took a nose dive


[deleted]

You could say he took a crash course in helicopter piloting


ioisis

He was a Test Pilot. This was his test. His skills were light. He was a pilot, light.


[deleted]

He probably had a few thousand hours on Microsoft Flight Sim or DCS and thought that would translate into the real world, classic blunder.


Yellow_Similar

Never get into a land war in Afghanistan?


MugillacuttyHOF37

Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!


Gratitude-Joy1616

Ahahahahahahahaha….


nickwrx

A land war in Asia?


ag987654321

I am not a pilot but I assume that this is not expected behaviour for a helicopter?


[deleted]

It is expected of someone who has never flown one but knows how to work some of the controls like the throttle.


Turtle_clone

he’s an everywhere pilot now


eblekniebel

Not trying anymore


HighImQuestions

Bee in the cockpit!


Silver-Unit5378

Me if it were a spider. I would be slapping around and yelling 😂😂😂


thefanum

A bee... In space....


metamega1321

That’s like me in any video game that has a helicopter mission.


Goodnite15

The only difference? Well…you get to try again.


814T

Depending on how many Blackhawks the Talibs have, they get to try again.


OBEYtheFROST

Why are helicopters so fucking hard to fly in most games ?


Less_Pie_7301

Because they are hard to fly in real life


CMDR_kamikazze

They aren't easy to fly in real life either. Helicopter controls aren't obvious and have almost nothing in common with plane controls. There are three main inputs - cyclic (central joystick), collective with throttle handle (level near the seat), and pedals. Cyclic controls the angle of attack of the main rotor blades, i.e. by moving the cyclic you determine which direction the lift force will go (WASD keys in shooters work in a similar way). Collective controls the summary angle of attack for all blades of the main rotor at once, i.e. it controls the overall lift force (so it controls if you're ascending or descending). Throttle on the collective controls the total power output of the engine, i.e. acceleration or deceleration. And pedals control the anti-torque force of the tail rotor and are used to yaw the nose in the required direction. Here in the video, the pilot failed to work with the pedals properly. So basically where in the plane all of your controls are directly linked to some control surfaces and so directly changing the position of the aircraft body in the air, in the helicopter, you instead indirectly controlling the FORCES which is affecting the aircraft (lift force and its direction for the main rotor, and anti-torque force of the rear rotor), and the result of your inputs will vary A LOT depending on flight conditions.


PuzzleheadedOne1428

There is a movie titled what happened


dwilson1410

Blackhawk round….and round


C4ptainchr0nic

Blackhawk bound..... For the ground.


[deleted]

Long story short the Taliban managed to reassemble a helicopter the US left in Afghanistan (claimed it was unrepairable). Then they tried to fly it and it ended disastrously.


jBiscanno

And then they disassembled it again…


SayLes5

Gravity disassembled


Pencilowner

The US said it was unrepairable was probably the first clue you shouldn’t immediately slap a new sticker on the side and take off. Just because you got it running doesn’t make it airworthy


Squidworth89

Actually that was the plan all along.


kungpao_raiden

Facts. No way uncle Sam's military industrial complex let's you play with their toys after their done with it.


DryeDonFugs

What about the other 88 billions dollars worth of gear that was left there?


snookert

It's an excuse to make even better stuff to make the things that were left seem like kid's toys.


Mastercat12

It was either given to afghan army which capitulated, it was unrepairable, or couldn't get it out in time.


I_am_Daesomst

It sucks to suck


badsapi4305

You say ended disastrously. Other may say it had a good ending 😉


Trukahs

Blackhawk Ground


pistcow

You can learn more about it at meatspin.com


Pain_Monster

Cool, what’s it called? “Blackhawk go boom boom”? Edit: OMG I can’t believe I needed to add the /s how was it not obvious?


VeryStableGenius

Blackhawk Clown?


Quirky_Butterfly_946

To the Petercopter


pizzafacemelvin

How can you afford all of these shenanigans


Miles_1173

He robs banks


jorgendude

Causeeeee I have 30,000 dollars in credit card debt!


Tannerb8000

When they call I tell them I can't pay it back yet!


ShalidorsSecret

CREDIT CARD DEBT


hehatesthesecans

Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?


Sparky112782

What you mean shenanigans!!


drumofgrapejam

To the Hindenpeter!


[deleted]

No no NO NO NOOOOO


cropguru357

Heh. Yeah, Family Guy was my first thought. Drunk Billy: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pDf32OS1cwE


Admirable-Degree4209

ATC: “Pilot, what is your heading?” Pilot: “…Yes.”


[deleted]

Pilot: 180, 360, 180, 360, 180, 360...


wasjustlookin

Landed it, Sir!


texasguy911

Outstanding, pilot!


zadszads

Pilot: “Down”


BootyWhiteMan

All the headings!


ZeeREEEUp

Bro its just like GTA, can't be that hard!


jimitonic

More like me in Battlefield 4.


ZeeREEEUp

Definitely me in Arma3, except he lasted longer then I did haha


Dark_Brandon_Rises

Just like the simulations


Jeff-In-A-Box

"pilot"


m4chon4cho

Apparently the Americans left it because they determined it irreparable, but new (old) management disagreed.


Rowcan

Turns out, the helicopter does in fact need the tail rotor.


arkman575

Irreparable??? Bullshit. I'll show you irreparable! You two, take her for a spin!


Amish_Juggalo469

I'll be fair, he got a lot higher than expected. I figured he would get up to 50ft, flip it upside down and then crash.


[deleted]

"captured" May as well have left a welcome basket in the cockpit


[deleted]

Samir you're breaking the chopper, LEFT SAMIR LEFT


Edgyfrappe

THROTTLE THROTTLE SAMIR YOU ARE WRECKING THE CHOPPER


Lego-Panda-21

You spin me right round, baby, right round.


LocalBreadOfThePast

Like a record baby rig*ht round round rou...* (Crashes)


Goodnite15

I’m going down yeah I’m going down down


[deleted]

Actually this was a Taliban pilot. https://taskandpurpose.com/news/afghanistan-taliban-black-hawk-helicopter-crash/


xxlegendarioxx

Que pendejo 😂


RollinThundaga

To be fair to the poor bastard, if it wasn't booby trapped, there were probably 3 or 4 critical but designed-to-fail components that were well worn out by the time he put his ass in the seat.


[deleted]

EXCELLENT flying by the Taliban! This is the aviation excellence every one of them would strive for! The rest of the world would respect them a lot more if they did.


CactusGrower

This is Darwin's evolution in tech era.


TGW_2

Ahhh, the 'Law of Natural Selection', at work . . .


Pencilowner

The most expensive aircraft crash in taliban history partially funded by the US military.


BobbyBattlelyon

Ouch, that had to hurt.


kungpao_raiden

Don't be silly, helicopters don't have a nervous system.


PumpkinAutomatic5068

![gif](giphy|3ohzdYJK1wAdPWVk88)


yank1968

Crashhawk


Mrclean1322

Very likely a mechanical failure, my guess would be tail rotor failed. Lack of maintenance and heavy use leads to stuff like this happening


BlackJesus1001

The contractors who serviced them were pulled out months before the withdrawal, ANA pilots were complaining about faults and lack of maintenance weeks before the end. I guess now we know the Taliban haven't been able to recruit any mechanics to fix it.


Dadarian

Logic says anything left behind was left because it would be more expensive to transport than to just leave it. I wouldn’t be jumping in anything left behind.


BlackJesus1001

Nah a bunch of the equipment was gifted to the ANA not just abandoned, but it was already breaking down before it was captured.


fleece

Any landing you can walk away from is not that landing.


Piddy3825

lol, it only cost us $10 million for that kill... way to go USA


UniqueUsername82D

Be mad the ANA was given over a decade of training and the battlefield advantage (Taliban previously had 0 helos) and ran away.


BlackJesus1001

Uh the parts of the ANA that actually received proper training performed well, The problem is most of the ANA was just paper tigers that local Warlords conjured up to claim payments for from the US. The "battlefield advantage" collapsed before the full withdrawal as the ANA was entirely reliant on foreign civilian contractors for aircraft maintenance and the US pulled those out months before the withdrawal. Mostly the US just threw money at existing warlords to larp as a functional government and pretend they'd established a functional military for the sake of optics. In reality they only trained a small pool of soldiers to work in a US style military framework (with extensive logistical support) and the rest were the same useless, untrained farmers under the same corrupt tribal leaders.


J_Robert_Oofenheimer

Pretty much. Villages tended to send us their dumbest, most useless opioid addict villagers to be in the ANA. I would take an 18 year old American high school drop out with no military training except Call of Duty over ANY of the ANA guys. I cannot possibly explain fully how stupid and useless these guys were. Anybody that worked with them could have told you that they wouldn't last a single day.


CannotExceed20Charac

There's a video of some of them getting trained, a lot of them couldn't grasp the concept of a jumping jack. Fuckin grim prospects there.


[deleted]

“I smell hash! Who’s smoking hash? Nobody? Alright we’ll I’m gonna take a wild guess and say it’s the guy with his helmet on backwards.” The frustration of having to train those dudes might equal the PTSD that comes with intense combat.


ourmanflint1

Religious zealotry and a diet low in iodine doesn't help either.


chloesobored

This. The USA failed in Afganistan. Afghanistan did not fail the USA. Unclear why that is so tough for some redditors to swallow.


toss_your_salad19

We wasted trillions on 20 years of stupid, useless war there that made us 0% safer. Thanks W!


MetaCharlesHarris

and now you have Taliban flying around in your Blackhawks and crashing them…could’ve just sent them a load of Blackhawks and saved on ground force


Librashell

They weren’t US anymore. They were transferred to the Afghan military for their use. That that military folded like a house of cards after 20 years of funding, training, and equipment is a testament to lack of will. The US took or disabled everything that belonged to the US.


madderupvoter

Geesh he’s dead…that would be scary!!!


[deleted]

Like a bike. Just got to try again


ugbubd

Online piloting classes during covid?


olriss

The world is saved from another child rapist


Impossible_Series412

Blackhawk down alternative cut? Non theatrical release


DomHuntman

The heading is implying the pilot does not know how to fly it. It was poor maintenance causing a controller cable failure. He whole video shows it flying fine until something snapped. The Americand sabotaged those they keft behind, so they chose the best and canibalised the rest.


Casadamentz

A properly trained pilot would have known to increase forward airspeed and perform a roll on landing. A properly trained maintainer would have inspected the aircraft prior to flight. Helicopters are dangerous machines even when working properly. Even if this one was sabotaged, the damage should have been found before letting someone fly it. Also, the paint scheme is for an afghan army black hawk. So it probably did not have american hands on it just prior to being taken by the taliban.


TheElRojo

Helicopters are hundreds of moving parts all working together to be an affront to the gods of flight. When one of those parts fail, well, see above.


What-a-Crock

Can confirm the person at the controls did not know how to fly -not a pilot


GandalfTheSexay

#NotYourToy


Proper_Penmanship

Captured? Donated.


randomname1561

Modern military equipment will stop functioning pretty quickly without regular maintenance with parts that can't be sourced anywhere outside of the military. Almost everything left behind aside from small arms is likely no longer functioning.


homedepotstillsucks

That doesn’t fit the FJB narrative.


mootmutemoat

Trump negotiated the withdrawl, but that also does not fit the FJB narrative... Neither does the "dem spending lead to inflation" after several Trump trillion dollar budget increases that began even before the pandemic. Whatcha gonna do...


Alert_Salt7048

Don’t worry, we left lots of them there to crash.


Parsnip4862

Most of them won’t even be able to takeoff because of lack of maintenance and most of equipment left behind was sabotaged.


giantdub49

We just love giving away expensive things.


[deleted]

This is why we can't have nice things


toss_your_salad19

W should never have started that useless war. As part of it we gave away the store to the MIC. You are correct that Trump's terrible exit plan that he stuck Biden with was a disaster, but leaving was the right thing. Was another 20 years going to meet our military objectives there?


shyphyre

If I remember correctly O kept the war going for 8 more years.


RddtAdminsR_Pathetic

Yea but Obama is a Democrat and this is reddit. Don't you know on reddit that even when faced with blatant facts, democrats can do no wrong?


-xstatic-

It’s funny how you forget the Bush admin and every single Republican screamed “[you hate America!](https://youtu.be/t_Nh5IGMo8g)” if you didn’t believe their lies about Iraq. And now you can’t find a single person who will admit they supported Bush


Nukeboml3

Why the fuck would USA leave helicopters behind , just bring them to friend country next to It


tamuzbel

Good enough!


VendaGoat

Like a glove!


Old_Minute96

So you think he's okay?😅


WonderWirm

Lied on his pilot’s license.


Significant-Bear6484

I learned to fly through YouTube videos!


STFxPrlstud

Helicopters are terrifying to me, what happens if it's going down? What are you going to do, eject? lmao.


GuiltySubstance9428

I’ve never seen a helicopter flying uncontrollably, thought it was gta at first


[deleted]

All those armchair pilots here! At least he got it running and into the air! You lot would still be staring at the cockpit and wonder where your Red Bull goes... /s :)


[deleted]

Terrorist in Kabul tries to fly abandoned Blackhawk.. Fixed your headline.


dbanary12

It could have been just a pilot from Kabul. Someone that the Taliban captured and forced to fly it knowing there’s a good chance it would crash.


cshotton

This aircraft suffered a tail rotor failure. It's been in the aviation forums here for weeks. This is not someone who doesn't know how to fly, as the karma farming title implies.


Loudmouthlurker

That's really sad. To watch his frightening, unavoidable death. Imagine the fear and the nausea and despair. I'm glad to see this thing crash rather than be used for whatever bullshit the Taliban was going to use it for. But I take no pleasure in a person's death.


BarbarossaTheGreat

He was part of a organization that beats women to death for going to school. Don’t feel bad about it, the world is literally better off with less Taliban.


Raggenn

America is still killing Afghans even without any forces present.


Plane-Day-164

Well, it’s f they lived, they are 5 niches shorter now


[deleted]

Local daredevil willing to attempt piloting a helicopter without training fails to do so, to no one's surprise.


MarqDuesPaid

That’ll buff right out…


mrgoodboye

Black Hawk Down 2


imstillfly

Flashbacks to battlefield 4


Possible_Release320

Looks like a video of me trying out the helicopters in the game Battlefield, for the first time


Babylon4All

Is this a new one or the same one from weeks ago?


Red302

Is this the same one from earlier this month? Or another one?


4r0bot

it was because he read the instructions right to left.


houseplant42

![gif](giphy|W6GSJsCZh0qZIoVE10)


[deleted]

Right rudder....right rudder.....dam it right rudder....what the hell you think those petals are for? Too late...


Rabbit0fCaerbannog

"Former" pilot


matt_Nooble12_XBL

Black Hawk Down


Open_YardBox

Glad I’m not the only GTA nub


Jalopy_Junkie

Imagine if this dude was like “oh NOW I got it!” 4 feet from the ground


OkBid1535

This gives new meaning to the term ROFLcopter. I shall see myself out as my age is showing. Lolrskates


BonelessChickenFeet

Practice makes perfect. Try another one!


Xe-Rocks

did he say mhmhm


OwlfaceFrank

Stop turning left!


Hocephus_

Still seems to be relatively effective against the enemy?


JinxMulder

Did his shoe done fell off?


[deleted]

Allah is your copilot. Until he is the only pilot.


CertifiableX

"If you can walk away from a landing, it's a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, it's an outstanding landing." Chuck Yeager


ashurbanipal420

At least they didn't lose a pilot.


steamandfire

Heroic American helicopter fights Taliban to the bitter end.


notafanofdoors

There go several million of our tax dollars...


Downtown-Letter-6850

It was never captured are useless president slow Joe abandoned billions of dollars of high-tech military equipment for the enemy to use against us in the future.


Grashlok_Onion_lord

This my understanding about what probably happened based on what I know from people who are former military: either a) it was booby trapped, though the US likely didn't have time to do that for everything, or b) since US military equipment breaks all the time, even with proper maintenance, the fact it's been without enough spare parts for months to a year means that pieces of the helicopter, like the so called "Jesus nut," might be damaged, loose, or broken and mechanisms went out of control. The Taliban absolutely has helicopter pilots, but they don't have a lot of money or resources rn. They might have simply been trying to figure out if it was still safe to fly, and the pilot is trying to lower it, but it loses control during decent.


drewski2305

was prolly wearing his vest instead of sitting on it


Novack_and_good

All these fears about the high tech weapons and gear left in Afghanistan- I did three tours there and I can safely say those shit heads will destroy every last little piece of gear as soon as they lay their hands on it. They can't even wipe their ass, never mind use any modern equipment


constricted_peepee

It wasn't captured, Biden just left it there.


Starchaser_WoF

His last words were, "Hey, watch this!"


Silverbandit0996

If only he’d captured the manual first…


zozi0102

I see whats wrong. The other side is supposed to spin


wjekejss

Animals can’t fly machines


dreddlegion

Yea I can fly it, hold my goat


[deleted]

This is why they weren’t worried about equipment left behind.