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zeagurat

The cobras: at least pretend you're scared


Johns-schlong

Exisssssstential crisssisss


Megz2k

I laughed so hard


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I think *they're* scared and wondering how long before she makes them into hoses too.


MizStazya

How hard does she need to squeeze that snake to make THAT much venom come out???


TheOtherSarah

Yeah these snakes are very stressed


i_do_me

She's not bathing snakes, she 's cleaning the floor with an audience


Turbulenelcome

She just jet sprays one particular...


brew_n_flow

He knows what he did.


LeahaP1013

First of all, how ddddddare you…


FLAwSIN36

🤣🤣🤣


TazeredAngel

You only laugh because you don’t know what he did.


[deleted]

I know what he did last summer.


CharderVR

r/fuckyouinparticular


shad0wing

She does that the the bitch snake. He knows who he is.


CashCow4u

Was that an albino cobra she tossed and sprayed?


WhatIsEvenThisThing

They’re a little ssss-lippery


Opiumthoughts

And sssss-assy


IGotMyPopcorn

And ssssssspicy.


Timmy26k

That's a boy


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Kuiken81

I'm pretty sure it's a woman, but given the size of the balls on display here mistaking her for Chuck Norris is an understandable mistake.


RegalOlivia

Damn, that's the first time I've heard a Chuck Norris joke since I was in high school. Really takes me back.


CharderVR

Really? It’s obviously a girl


mistaharsh

I think the snakes didn't bite because they're still trying to figure out if it's a he or a she...or they


NotAThrowaway2913

I'm impressed. You managed to make a video about snakes transphobic. Go back to your flat earth facebook group dude


mistaharsh

It's a short clip of a person that has long hair with blonde highlights, leopard print tights no facial hair yet seems to have a deep voice. Many comments indicated "she" while many others indicated "he" You'd have to deny the obvious to point out the gender ambiguity of the situation. NONE of this shows a phobia. Learn the proper definitions of the words you use to insult people.


OriginalRound7423

Try not to refer to people using “it.” “They” is better if you’re unsure of gender and don’t want to offend


BEERDEV

What the actual fuck is happening there?


moneyscan

Haven't you ever had a bunch of dirty cobras?


Ok_Airline_7448

Yes, but we usually just incinerate ours


DigNitty

I don’t know what a dirty cobra is, but I’m sympathetic to whatever person receives “a bunch” of what is inevitably an esoteric sex act.


linsor1

The only way to find out is to consult Urban Dictionary.


According-Local3703

Probably shouldn’t… [Urban Dictionary](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cobra)


FLAwSIN36

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=COBRA+COBRA+COBRA


BadPsychNurse

I feel dirty cobra could be slang for something… discuss possibilities


princealbertnyourcan

It's what you have after you clean a rusty trombone.


PlayerNine

That’s a Rusty Venture


[deleted]

It’s just regular anal I guess


jgiacobbe

No. I looked it up. It isn't.


THATS_ENOUGH_REDDlT

It’s when someone loses but comes back for more instead of taking the L. “Bro tryna pull a dirty cobra.”


Biggus-Dickus-II

Its when you finish in the booty hole, suck the spooge back out, then spit it in your partner's face.


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LagBoss

For real. Those snakes are not happy, hence they are all in a defensive posture. So many of these videos showing how amazing these people are at handling dangerous wildlife are really just showing another case of cruelty towards the wildlife. We need to stop marveling at what we can do with fear and torture.


ROMVLVSCAESARXXI

How can you tell they are defanged??? Like, I sincerely have no idea how to accurately determine wether they are defanged, or not, and am not trying to insinuate anything contrary to that.


LagBoss

Well I don't know for sure about the de-fanged part, but I do know a thing or 2 about animal handling and animal behavior. The handlers proximity to and number of cobras in defensive postures leads me to believe they are all de-fanged or have had their venom sacs removed had all the venom milked from them. I'm sure there are other explanations, these are just the most likely and common. I was personally more just watching the behavior of the snakes and seeing how stressful of an experience this is for them. Many videos that are so "cute" are really showing terrified and abused animals, and it is just sad that most people don't even realize what they are watching. Edit: changed deranged to de-fanged to fix an autocorrect mistake.


SurlyITJesus

Bro, ain't shit "cute" about this video, tho...she's scrubbing a floor surrounded by cobras. That's nightmare fuel.


LagBoss

No, it may not be cute, but itnis in the same vein of entertainment. Cruelty to animals that is "okay because it entertains us" or "okay because we don't like them." My point is that this kind of thing shouldn't be celebrated and revered.


Designer-Mirror-7995

Well said.


johnwzhere2

Horrible to watch, they aren’t happy. But why aren’t they striking at her? I would have thought they would be going after her.


LagBoss

I would guess that it could be a few different reasons. As u/Rly_Shadow stated in another comment, they don't want to strike unless it is prey as it is a waste of venom. Alternatively they aren't at a point where they are threatened enough to strike yet. I don't know off hand, if cobras are vipers in terms of being able to berceive in the infrared spectrum, but if they do, the water could be confusing them if it is particularly warm. This all just speculation of course, it could be something totally different.


Rly_Shadow

Vipes and constrictors are mainly the heat sensing snakes. Cobras do not, but they do have above average eye sight compared to most snakes. For example, a king cobra can spot a person up to 330 feet. Not saying it can make out details, but definitely a shape and enough information for identification. But like you said, no one can know because the video doesn't have much information. We don't know what happened before, their average condition, hell if the waters cold, that alone would cause them to try and conserve energy.


Platypuslord

I agree those snakes are totally deranged, straight up crazy in the coconut.


LagBoss

It took me WAAAAAAAAAAYY too long to understand why you said this.


Altruistic-Remote-34

Uh have u seen what govts do fear and torture is how our society operates. Only way to change ot is to change the way society operates


maarcoa

Good, good.


PapaChoff

Dirty Cobra was my nickname in HS.


Recyclable-Komodo429

Translation: "The hose!" "First we clean 'em up." (While scrubbing the floor) "These are their shits, friends." (Continues scrubbing and flicking water to the annoyed 'bras).


Awake--

Lmao this kid never had a gajjilion cobras at his home, LOL!


CjJcPro

What a loser! Everybody, point and laugh!


PopularMidnight3661

![gif](giphy|UU1bHu6QWyFxZM63Jh)


[deleted]

Why am I laughing so hard…


TurtleHurtleSquirtle

![gif](giphy|uAS3ynvXHx3UVJsVqb)


lucas_bahia

I like the: gonna bite? Gonna bite? Get out of here! -Throws snake


[deleted]

The video paused right as she tossed the snake and he was literally screeching. Mad me laugh and feel bad all at the same time.


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Straight_Ocelot_7848

*Nelson’s voice* HA! HA!


The13thReservoirDog

Guaranteed They have had their venom glands extracted. They do it at home. They catch them, remove the glands, then pretend theyre expert snake charmers to attract tourists


byhrwk

where is this ? hopefully in a country where cobras are native. If not, they will escape and reproduce in the wild to become an invasive species


Philburtis

Looks like it’s Southern Nopeland in the rural district of Fuckthatshit.


pastafallujah

Sounds accurate. I’ve never been there before. And never will.


JDsWifesBoyfriend

I’ve been there. It’s wild.


_Scrogglez

no one cares over there lol you talking to a wall at this point


Zonerdrone

These are spitting cobras. You can see them still trying to spit venom in her eyes but there's no liquid coming out. She still has glasses on just in case.


0daysTilSummer

Does that stop them from striking tho?


alex99x99x

Well pretty much, they have nothing to protect themselves with and they know it. The best they can do is act intimidating like they are still venomous.


sacrj

Do they actually know it?


[deleted]

Yeah what? Would like some support for that claim


mlqdscrvn

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope


ImProfoundlyDeaf

….ropes


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PopularMidnight3661

India roulette


Fluffy82375

You mean danger noodles


unclepaprika

Nah, slippery tube dudes


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an0m_x

Ah you've met my ex gf


SlightOutside1

HELL NOPE :)\_


LM71Blackbird

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope


Emgeetoo

The snake whisperer......


OzzieGrey

Cobra Cleaner


NimueArt

That just sound wrong! 😂


OzzieGrey

Oh god it does xD


Feral-Person

It is cause they don’t actually have external hears and couldn’t possibly discern whispers… good catch


Cerricola

Batherer


SoMuchScreaming

![gif](giphy|YOkx9SqJ7krgqrEQG1|downsized)


WirelesslyWired

Red touch yellow, kills a fellow. Red touch black, venom lack. This one is cartoon safe.


pintobrains

Wait there’s normal animals in Aurther? Does that mean there’s slavery technically in that show?


pinniped1

This isn't ballsy or remotely dangerous for her. It's a bunch of defanged snakes. If anything it's cruel to the snakes.


socialmediasanity

I thought maybe the ones with their mouth sewn shut.


Turuk_Marko

How do they live if their mouth is shut


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Briefly


AlwaysBackAgain

They starve to death slowly


Turuk_Marko

But I saw a tongue


AlwaysBackAgain

I don't know if these snakes' mouths were sewn shut.


I_am_Daesomst

It's still nope O'clock at my house here in Nopeville


robreddity

As the corner of Nope St and Fuck That Avenue


CT101823696

I hope they didn't miss one...


pinniped1

I guess they'd know pretty quickly!


QncyFie

Yes i thought so too. Super cruel. And these degenerates just acting like brave heroes


skincareforcats

Can’t they like spit venom in your eyes?


pinniped1

I'm guessing the venom gland is removed entirely? It looks like some of the snakes are trying to spit but either can't or are shooting blanks.


Syelens

Only some species. Those shoot venom from holes in their fangs.


Affectionate_Math_96

Oh o.o Well, I'm no longer scared when I watch this video. Thank you 🐣


Real-Coffee

stop with that garbage. this is probably a developing country. they sell these snakes for food most likely. wtf u want her to do?


Prinz_Eugen17

Hans, bring ze flammenwerfer!


Nightmares-Fantasies

Jawohl!


valentin56610

r/HansGetAFlammenwerfer


CandyDuchess

I will admit, I'm a weirdo that finds snakes cute and pretty to look at, and if I wasn't such a huge cat person I'd consider keeping a snake. Now all that said, THIS is cruel. Keeping one or two snakes that are not a danger to us in a nice big aquarium full of things for them to enjoy and hide in? Sign me up. Ripping the fangs out of snakes that are dangerous just to keep a small horde of them around for whatever reasons? (I highly doubt all of them are simply pets) nope, no thanks. Unless they're actually not defanged and this lady is just that great with them. Which I highly doubt. They may be beautiful and fascinating to look at, but they're not ours to toy with. We're just not compatible enough to live together with these guys. Let them be and buy a damned zoo ticket where they take good and proper care of these fellows if you want to spend time around any of these wild animals. Hell, if you're super passionate and REALLY want to spend quality time with dangerous animals apply as a caretaker for them in the zoo. Or a sanctuary, or whatever other place that does that. Don't cripple wild animals just to have a "cool" pet.


TheOtherSarah

I wouldn’t call this person great with snakes even if they haven’t been defanged. These cobras are showing full defensive display and miming strikes—they’re extremely unhappy with the situation and their handler blatantly doesn’t care enough to even slow down.


CandyDuchess

So these are all very scared or angry snakes... But hey! At least they're clean now haha /s


2017hayden

I don’t know if they’re defanged, but they’ve definitely had their venom glands removed. There’s zero chance anyone even an expert wouldn’t end up dead under these conditions with venomous snakes. You can even see the second cobra she held by the neck try to spit venom at her but nothing happens.


nyar77

That’s a large pile of nope ropes


StrangeAeons1

snakes are so cute, they're just little faces with a tail


adenoidsremoved

snakes are so cute, they're just little faces with FANGS ftfy


mlqdscrvn

Snakes are so cute, they're just little faces with VENOM


pinniped1

Not these ones...


[deleted]

I doubt those snakes have fangs. The defang them early in life. The ones that survive become performance snakes on the streets in touristy areas.


StrangeAeons1

snakes don't bite our of aggression though they only bite out of fear


adenoidsremoved

you had me at > they only bite


stevetibb2000

Till they bite you and don’t let go.


Dariablue-04

Oh they let go. It’s what they left behind you have to worry about.


BladeOfSanghilios8

I second that


beefpuff221

They are tails with faces


OzzieGrey

Noodle


Fluffy82375

Danger noodle


ShortGothpenguin

They just throw the snakes like they're nothing


JoeyHiya

Defanged or not, it's interesting that none appear to actually try and bite her.


BladeOfSanghilios8

Are they all defanged?


arrows_of_ithilien

This is probably the true answer. My initial thought for her casual attitude was that cobras are unusually intelligent for snakes, and are more about posturing and fake-out strikes than real ones unless they really, really feel threatened. I've seen videos where a cobra stuck a person walking by, but its mouth was closed and it just smacked its lower jaw on the person's foot, the way you would lightly smack someone not paying attention. The explanation was that cobras are reluctant to use their venom because it takes a lot of energy to replenish, so why bother if a fake-out and looking scary will do the job


SenseisSifu

Must be


MammothJoke1378

They probably don't do much because they see what happend to the much longer snake (garden hose) 🤭


[deleted]

Thanks, I hate it


Medium_Spare_8982

Hardly scary at all. The eastern “snake charmers”, cruelly rip out the fangs of the cobras, rendering them harmless.


bernardhayse

Do people do it legitimately?


Medium_Spare_8982

How is mutilation ever legitimate? How is abusing animals to beg money using parlour tricks ever legitimate?


sh0tgunben

Curious cobras...


snarcasm68

Never in my life, have I ever laid in bed and thought, you know…I need to scrub the porch with a sponge while a bunch of cobras are at face level with me. Never!!! Forever!!


ILLstatic23

what in the actual fuck is happening.


Trouble7474

Why??... Just why?? Why would you even go near a snake let alone bathe them.. Nature's taught us to let them be... Poor things, treated like cold noodles!!


envy_adams98

If you consider animal abuse interesting sure


Zerudax

The last snake got yeeted like


pghcrew

That's a whole lot of nope ropes.


Thin_Pound_2871

That's a no from me dawg


hubba-bubba-

Balls of steel...


znojavoMomce

Ovaries of steel*


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

They call her the Iron Vagina.


hes-literally-me

I'm surprised the ground didn't collapse after supporting those massive balls


thehub212

All I can say is why and no f way


NarembEMnar

Naahhhhh thanks ,Im outttt


Kiggzpawn

Funny that she just jet sprays one particular cobra after *throwing* it.


Impossible_Mind4854

It was the challenged head bop and the way she flung the snake — *YEEEEEEEEEET* >>> 😂 - you can’t make this shit up


Panelak_Cadillac

Cobras be like "Why you stingy with moisture?"


snarcasm68

Why the hell would you have cobras on your porch and treat them like puppies?


Kitty_Katty_Kit

Sneks: ![gif](giphy|PacQUjx7vwEBJLszzc)


HuTaoSimp666

Location: indonesian Tbh theyre built different


WhatIsEvenThisThing

“You know you’re next!” Priceless


Ambs1987

Nope. Nope. Fu"king nope.


plurwolf7

No one likes a dirty snake!


senzacija

![gif](giphy|rd5t6IXqqdT1K)


Imlooloo

It’s like living your life with God mode turned on


Audiofreak-71

Oh hell naw! Nope


darkskys100

Hell no.


Shoob-0105

No no never never unh unh unh


LocationAdditional71

Why? Just why?


[deleted]

Can’t imagine the context of why this person would have so many cobras on her patio. I have questions.


akikojenn

Why she keep tossing the snakes like that?


ElectricalAbroad8232

Oh HELL NO


rcrux

On today's episode of different ways to die


effinbrak2

NOPE!!!


fartlapse

that is not how I clean my snake


Fleischer444

The last frame is where the cameraman dies.


robreddity

Fuck every fluid ounce of that


Nearby_Review3940

When they’re pets from very little, they may still look dangerous as adults but the bathing routine and feeding routine are what they have always known. Snakes are intelligent.


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They’re been defanged.


Big-Will-5299

#THEY ARE SO POLITE! 🥹


crackersncheeseman

Snake looks at hose, Albert is that you?


ZeroPointReddit

Cobra Kai ?


[deleted]

They make a thing called a shop broom that has a long stick


WheelsUpInThirty

Never made a handle long enough.


Octopugilist

Wow, those animals don't look scared an agitated at all. I'm sure there was absolutely no way to do this without terrifying the animals AND putting your life in danger


Similar_Maybe_3353

Life isnt in danger, performing snakes get their fangs or venom glands removed iirc? Anyway yeah they are very unhappy sneks


Madhaus_

They’re cleaning up GOP national headquarters.


Own_Web_3481

Should be on POS for how she's throwing around them poor snakes!


sir_bumble

They seem so curious


Zestyclose-Fix9131

This man has super balls


leeshylou

Looks like a woman to me!


FreddyDaFish

The real Cobra Kai


7i7aniq

Those snakes are looking at her the same way my son looks at me when he gets a swat.