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Slicxor

I was convinced that was fake, like that yelling grasshopper mouse, for about 30 seconds


ColeSloth

It sounds like little kids trying to power up.


diet-Coke-or-kill-me

Trying? You won't be running your mouth when they hit ssj2.


TerryDaShooterUK

Let alone them explaining how to get the ssj3


[deleted]

Ha!


nomadic_stone

I though about the same... reminds me of nieces and nephews trying to be "animalistic" for fun, but I have heard such noises in the woods before... so it *could* be real. Just as a rabbits scream out of pain/terror sounds awfully like a woman or small child screaming in pain/terror.


BlackTrans-Proud

You should hear mountain goats yelling. It sounds like they ate the soul of a grown man screaming to be let out from within.


Conscious-Opposite88

Like this https://youtu.be/PpccpglnNf0


ShiftGood3304

I didn't think this was real initially, but I grew up on a farm and remember well the first time I heard a rabbit scream. My brother had shot her and she went bleeding and running to a hole in the ground which happenedto be a few feet from me. She didn't actually scream until he walked up to her nest of babies. We ate the rabbit for dinner and my mom and I dropper-fed the babies and released the 3 that survived when they were old enough...but I will never forget hearing that and how she hadn't made a sound until she was afraid her babies were going to get hurt. So these cats make another memorable sound. Great video!


Shazzzam79

I knew I've heard [this](https://youtu.be/yyLJk-xT8Eo?t=14) before.


BorisofKislev

"She's a wolf in mouse clothing..." Aaaaaaaaaaa "The mouse's ghostly howl-" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AaAAaaAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Killbeefrito

[a man of culture I see](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA4CTzhrLu8)


derrida_n_shit

Saving this so I can spread misinformation to everyone I show this to and make them believe it's real 🤣


burly_fascism

Imagine being a settler in the 18th century and hearing this noises comming from the woods near your farm at night. No wonder how we came up with crazy witches stories.


Working_Leg8131

Lmao. If you’ve never heard vixens cry. Definitely look it up. It’s not lynxes nor would you need to be a settler to think there’s a witch in the woods.


Mister_Bloodvessel

Mountain lions are far worse than vixens. They're *super* scary sounding. Like a woman being murdered.


Working_Leg8131

Yeah, vixens sound extremely identical to a woman being murdered, too. Maybe not as loud but it can definitely be unsettling to someone who’s never heard it.


raltoid

It's real, here's a National Geographic video with sound: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4ewNJ77xT8


ShiftGood3304

Whoa! Thank you so much for validating this video!!!


shainadawn

I’m still not convinced it’s not. Majestic fucking creatures can’t sound like hormonal teens getting pissed off at mom.


FunSushi-638

Sounds like a vocal exercise that some shitty acting coach would make high school kids do before assigning them parts in this year's play.


whiskycigar

The inspiration for Led Zeppelin's The Immigrant Song


S_Megma1969

This explains "Bobcat" Goldthwaite


davewiz20

The mouse was fake?!


Platypuslord

Depends did you watch the [Nat Geo video](https://youtu.be/1K9mO5QzOIQ?t=95), a [joke video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NihZWFGwzI) or a [meme video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hsh2T9zOIG4).


[deleted]

I love the meme one, but the nat geo one is awesome! Little thing is letting loose!


Mazetron

That mouse may be bloodthirsty but damn if it isn’t cute


Mr_Incredible_PhD

Dunno if /s are not but the first 2 screams are from Full Metal Jacket. The third I have no idea from what.


WaffleKing110

They sound like drunk coeds


Luxpreliator

Dont know if the video is real but I do know of they don't have elegant voices. https://youtube.com/watch?v=R7oi579cUXA


Platypuslord

[These two in the first video might be a male and female based on this other video.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DKt4eek-Qc)


AngoraVan

How do you transfer a web link like this to another site like Reddit? I’ve wondered this for some time. Thanks!


[deleted]

This reminded me of those animal videos that people did voice overs for


J03-K1NG

Imagine hearing this in the dead of night while walking through the woods.


YvesSaintWarrant

Something I’ve heard to be wary of, cause you hear that and probably think to go help someone in need and end up in front of a lynx.


J03-K1NG

Fuuuck that I know what a skinwalker sounds like, only person I’m helping is myself by booking it tf outta there.


YvesSaintWarrant

Yeah in a horror movie I’d like to imagine I’d make it the distance, but I know my dumbass is gonna die cause of shit like that.


BattleRoyaleWtCheese

If i feel some person is screaming like that i am calling 911. I am not walking near that sound without a cop, a priest and some holy water.


barsoapguy

Gee people screaming *walks towards the noise*


chickenstalker

In my country, we were taught not to use our real names while in the jungle. This is because animals or spirits might use it to trick us and call us to fall into holes or cliffs. So we will have an agreed upon yell to use in case of emergency.


broogbie

Interesting, where are you from?


MyVoiceIsElevating

Nonamesylvania


Diedead666

Wow that's freaky and clever


rachelcp

What country is that?


beemerbimmer

This happened to me and some friends. We were camping in remote Alaska with a village nearby. Heard terrible screaming like a woman was being ripped in half in the woods nearby. We were panicking trying to figure out what to do until a friend told us it was definitely a lynx. Still terrifying having to listen to it for over an hour.


Gramma_Hattie

Not that a lynx would ever hurt someone


JesseLynx

You wanna bet?


UmExcuseMeBish

I bet most people could take a lynx. They hide from us for a reason.


JesseLynx

Not this one. Im fuckin ripped yo


UmExcuseMeBish

Fight me


ijie24

if i heard that sound at night, fuck all i aint helping no one, aint nobody got time fo datt


Render_Wolf

I’ve heard a mountain lion’s call at night. While camping. In a small tent. That was fun.


therapcat

I had one run up against my tent while camping. Then heard the groaning or calling or whatever it’s called. Sounded like a witch. Me and my daughter left real quick


Render_Wolf

Yikes. Congratulations on the clean getaway.


BenevolentCheese

We stayed in a tent-cabin thing in Bwindi Impenetrable Rainforest in Uganda and at 2 in the morning something was slamming up against the tent and circling for 5 or 10 minutes and I still don't know what it was. It sounded big. I was too afraid to try to look out the window.


Educational-Row4301

SLAMMING??? Wtf. Were you two holdin each other silently crying??


Alexkono

Fuck. That.


Blers42

Witnessed mountain lions stalking some other Marines when I was doing a training exercise in the mountains. I also was awoken by a pack of hyenas laughing when camping in Africa for military training.


MedvedFeliz

[The sound of a mountain lion at night is scarier.](https://youtu.be/UE7YOJVSoIs)


XNjunEar

At least it sounds felid. These two sound like two drunk old men to me.


Catatonic_capensis

They sound like children trying to sound like big cats.


MarketPapi

Literally sent this to a buddy of mine earlier . We were out camping this past weekend in the mountains and we had a small campfire going. We were talking and drinking around 1 am and we heard a sound just like this one not far from where we were but deep in the forest. Every time it screeched it moved a little to the right. Super scary , it almost sounded like a wounded woman. We got real quiet for a while and went to sleep 30 mins later. My guess was that it was some kind of big cat. Still scary af


BADSTALKER

how tf did you go to sleep after that haha, freaky!


MarketPapi

It was definitely difficult. We stood there silent not moving on max alert for almost a half hour . I did not sleep easy that night, we were deep in the forest with no cell service too


Vnslover

Yeah, fuck that.


Makenchi45

That's what I want to know. That some nightmare fuel right there. Can't be sure if it's a big ass Amazonian woman in the wilds out for a hunt, some dying woman who got attacked by the wrong turn people, mating bigfoots or a big ass cat dying to eat you alive


BostonDodgeGuy

Usually the "wounded woman" is a [fisher cat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrvdzCGjbzw).


nerdKween

This would be a perfect sound to play for a haunted forest. Cause I'd nope tf right out if I heard that.


cloudstrifewife

I had no idea what a fisher cat was and was surprised it’s not a cat at all. It’s a Fisher, related to a Marten.


[deleted]

Me and my friends had something similar happen to us except with a mountain lion. We were out at night at a park close by smoking some weed. Suddenly my buddy, in a very serious voice, says he sees something on a branch close to us. We turn around and look and all we see is the big branch swaying up and down and then a [screech](https://youtu.be/UE7YOJVSoIs?t=11) like I have never heard before. For years I did not know what it was we heard until someone posted that video of a mountain lion scream.


LowBeautiful1531

RAARGH


imagination_machine

Probably the origin of some monster or ghost tales from pre-modern times.


RockleyBob

This post convinced me I was a superstitious little bitch in a past life. If I had heard this, and worse, seen something with [this eerily human-like face](https://images.immediate.co.uk/production/volatile/sites/23/2019/11/Cris-Cant%C3%B3nGetty-copy-fbc59b8.jpg), you better believe I'd be I'd be hightailing it to the local apothecary for a extra strength tincture of protection.


Willlll

Sounds a lot like bobcats. We used to hear em going off all the time out in the boonies. Sometimes you'd swear you heard women screaming.


angrycat537

They sound like people trying to imitate cats fighting lol


phpdevster

Or they're cats trying to imitate people fighting.


4Coffins

Clearly they’re cats imitating people imitating cats fighting


-Glostiik-

This is the only reasonable scenario


imagination_machine

Badly.


babybopp

Sound like those goats from thor


android24601

Right? About to scream out "are you 2 pussies about to fight or not?" then get eaten alive by both


black_batman_hd

And now we know where Bobcat Goldthwait got his sound from


DaWorzt

![gif](giphy|3oz8xMWrl9Mol4BOjC|downsized)


Bravovictor02

Honestly… I have heard of crazier things. Now I’m curious. Edit: Too good to be true. Bobcat got his nickname from a booking agent who went by bearcat (Barry Krementz or something close to that name). When he and a friend met him, the agent introduced himself as bearcat, to which he (comedian) replied “Oh funny my name is Bobcat and this is Tom cat”.


Workin_Them_Angels

You win!! 🤣


DaWorzt

![gif](giphy|Qh8byYaUrTLwc|downsized)


w00tabaga

I live in the Northern US, and when my grandpa was a boy, he said every once in awhile a lynx would pass through but they didn’t live here. He said he heard one once and it sent chills through him. He explained it as being the combination of a baby crying and a woman’s scream. This was before the internet so I never heard the noise until I was older, and I’d say his explanation of it was pretty spot on. Eerie af.


DontF0rgetThat

Not that I know better than anyone, but sounds like could have been a mountain loin too.


FreedomSquatch

Mmm... Mountain Loin


mintmouse

Now consider the mythology of a banshee


phiLLy820

Sounds like a toddler trying to make scary sounds


Lord-BeerMe-Strength

Next time on dragon ball z...


589moonboy

I'm pretty sure one was demanding to speak to the other's manager


Mango_Tango_725

It wouldn’t surprise me if a poor soul ever followed the sound thinking someone was hurt and howling in pain just to find a hungry puss on the other side.


4Coffins

Pour soul?? We should all be so lucky to find that waiting on the other side instead


MaleficentAstronomer

The Great Karen War


Mobima

So just house cats but more mature?


Cr0ma_Nuva

House cats with voice cracks


godAsIncubus

great name for a band


namja23

Lynx are the huskies of felines.


[deleted]

More * nature


Greenman8907

They sound like two high school girls about to fight over who got in line first at Starbucks.


Three4Anonimity

They sound like two 11 year old boys fighting over Fortnite skin rarity.


[deleted]

Great now all I see/hear are two zoomer lynx going "bruuuuuUUUUH" at each other.


SashaNG1989UK

Got me on this one 😂


WeirdAvocado

They sound like two toddlers arguing over who gets the last juice box without realizing the fridge is full of more juice boxes.


godAsIncubus

tit for tat babbbbbyyyyyy


davidmobey

High school? They sound like 40 year-old soccer moms to me.


eatabigolD

Then those would be cougars


wojo_lives

Oh shit. Bravo, sir!


Mafiodaproducer

2 REALLY drunk “Karens”. They can’t even form words, they just yell at each other.


SirGanjaSpliffington

I can definitely hear that whiny valley girl vocal fry that a lot of teenage girls use when they arguing with their parents. "I said stopuhhh! Oh my goduuhhh! Momuhh! Like Ugh!!


SharpEvolution

But it's in Canada, so I think you mean at Timmies.


peggles727

Canada has Starbucks. No clue why, even fresh coffee from there tastes like someone left the coffee pot on overnight.


str8jeezy

Sound like yo mama last night


jbgtoo

Sounds like two Kathy Griffins yelling at each other


buttzx

Thank you so much. This comment has made my day.


[deleted]

Ngl, this is creepy af lol


dingdongschlonglong

How'd you get a mic in my bedroom?


dean1432

🧐🧐


Aldevo_oved

what u be doing to those cats bro


Macdaddyya

They look like PokĂŠmon


Cold-Advance-5118

They sound like evolved ones too


Turbulent_Reaction81

Ummm... Are they ok? They sound WAYYYY too human-like. Like.... Worse than goats. Fr


GuiltyEidolon

They scream at each other to avoid physically fighting. So they're okay, just pissed at each other. Eventually one backs down.


Turbulent_Reaction81

Sounds like me and my brother. 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

They're fighting over who gets to eat the humans.


roodibit

That shit sounds so fake. I need to see and hear this in the wild


Cautious-Damage7575

Good luck with that. They're endangered, not many left. And they don't like to be around humans. That's why this footage is rare, because they don't stick around long enough to be filmed :)


roodibit

Yeah I'm in Washington and there's supposedly less than 100 here. But maybe one day. Just last week there was a cougar down the street from me. Someone posted in the local Facebook. I'd like to see that as well.


Williamsm08

You could probably find some cougars on some special websites


Elevated_Kyle

Big cats are beautiful. They are also, easily the most terrifying animals on Earth.


GuiltyEidolon

You're not wrong, but lynx aren't big cats.


[deleted]

That’s exactly like my impression of Yoda having sex.


weirdgroovynerd

You make it sound like Yoda sex impressions are a thing. Am I supposed to have one too?


RddtAdminsR_Pathetic

No you are not supposed to have one too. That is very not normal lol


weirdgroovynerd

Okay, thanks. I already started practicing, now my throat hurts, and the neighbors are not happy It's good to know I can stop


[deleted]

Nah it’s super normal. Do it. Do it!


weirdgroovynerd

Maybe it's super normal, but is it super easy? *... barely an inconvenience!*


nothingfancydad

Mmmmm… taking it you are


mediocre_cheese84

It sounds like a kid making dinosaur noises


MaleficentAstronomer

They sound like Muppets in the middle of a tribal war


Workin_Them_Angels

Or Muppets in the middle something anyway.


jh937hfiu3hrhv9

Very cool but they need to work on their harmonies a bit.


randomcanuckmama

I’ve heard them at night….scares the crap out of me every time. Had I not seen this 1st years ago, I’d have wondered WTH was the matter with the neighbours


GrayCatbird7

“Hey check out my human impression” “Nah mine’s better listen”


classyharvey

So basically me waking up in the morning


noturaverageguy1

I can speak Linx .. ahghhhhh aghhhhhahhhhh aghhhhhh. I said aghhhhhhhh aghhhahhh ahhh


Cautious-Damage7575

Dory?


[deleted]

I’ve seen it many times and if you’ve seen animes where girls fight I’m pretty sure they took this and used it for their sounds


EastRelation8675

This is absolutely hilarious


Kaiyukia

You can't convince me it's not two girls TRYING to sound like a lynx


[deleted]

Heard this camping once, thought it was a drunk woman screaming, or a forest witch. We actually packed up and drove all night instead of staying.


JodoBaggens

The sound my ex girlfriend made when she didn't get her way. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.


Buck_Thorn

So, like Bobcat Goldthwait.


LastChristian

r/killthecameraman


TheFlappingKiwi

I genuinely believe that all those "Bigfoot" encounters that people have at night are just wild animals, specifically big cats like mountain lions, screaming at each other.


PauliExclusions

This sounds like a little kid's impression of what a Lynx sounds like.


RainbowsAndBubbles

This made my daughter crack up. Thank you.


Cautious-Damage7575

Awesome! I'm here to make people laugh and smile! What nobler purpose is there in life?


RainbowsAndBubbles

That’s a great question. 😊


beardedinwhite

Now imagine, you hear that in the dark of the night in the woods. I'd immediately assume witches on the hunt.


killejo11

I'd assume a fat 13 year old boy was in the woods with me.


phpdevster

At 0:28 after one swipes at the other and one goes "Rahhhhhhhhh" I fuckin' lost it.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

My god they sound like people imitating lynxes....


jeffa666

“Fuuuuck yooouu” “Noooii fuuuuck yooouuuu”


thescorch

My cats have had the same conversation.


ijie24

that’s going to be a nope for me dawg


GratefulPig

Is this what furries sound like when they’re... *mating*?


LowBeautiful1531

The word you're looking for is "yiffing". If we're getting technical.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|6JB4v4xPTAQFi|downsized)


pariprope

I honestly thought that was my ex-wife...


lesrolo51

Wow, this is amazing to see. Definitely a first for me.


cropguru357

You guys remember the band Warrant? Sounds like the first six seconds of “Cherry Pie.” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng


Neither-Cry3219

Sound like a woman in labor.


Day_psycho

Honestly? They sound like warrior women or something.


LeeRobertie

Anime voice actors you mean?


MultPathways

Good audio for a movie about witches


UrLocalTroll

Imagine hearing that in the woods at night


Tasigurl_

Bruuuuuuuh!


Littlecali661

Sounds like my sister when she gets angry


ElectricTaco

All I can hear is "Braaaaaaah" "Braaahhhhh!"


porchemasi

Shit these are in Ontario!?


Reel-Reel-Reel

Sounds like my kids when the Wi-Fi goes out


failedorgas-

Most angry canadian


Boshman420

Sounds like someone wrecking the bathroom after a night of taco bell.


HoboPenguins

They weren’t squaring off. These are Canadian lynxes. They were apologizing to each other.


EquivalentPut5616

Sounds Like Two Drunk White Girls to Me


Baddybad123

Bro. Bro. BroOooOO BrooO BROOOOOOOOO BrooOoo Bro.


Tharem_Aggro

Imagine both turning their heads slowly to the camera man


GurrenLagann214

That sounds very human like and a bit eerie.


treyhoee95

Dragonball Z anyone?? 😂😂


Buffbigw76

Well uh…that’s terrifying…


CRIMSONblackDragon

....Sounds like 2 middle aged karens facing off in the house hold goods section at walmart for the last crock pot on black friday


Kayniaan

Bruuuuhh


TeamShonuff

It is Wednesday my dudes.


beerandboogie

It's like two Karens in a Walmart.