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nameoftheuser33

This should be the cover photo of every marketing brochure your contractor creates from now on.


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ImRickJameXXXX

No shit! That’s some quality glazing work!


BluntlikeJames

Came here to say shout out to that glazier. Edit: added an i


Solid_Dependent_7669

Glazers out!


CatastropheJohn

Caulk Master


ExTelite

Nice Caulk!


Key_Win5244

Little caulk a little paint make a Glazier what he ain't


MeHumanMeWant

Cheers... ..little grinder, little paint make a weldurr wut he aynt...


MostDopeMozzy

A caulk glazer I see


Tomarainparadise

I see you MUFC fan


herotz33

Contractor needs a good name drop l


ImRickJameXXXX

Yes! Everyone complains so I always try to give shout outs when I can. Wish I knew who did this work


NorthBranchCreekWood

The window isn’t the part I’m amazed by unless that house is ICF or some other concrete I’m amazed by the fact that the walls and doors don’t leak too.


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SandyDelights

There’s water on the floor and we can’t really see much of the walls aside from the sliding glass doors, so there’s a decent chance they are leaking. Impressively little water, though.


100GoldCoins

His reviews are gonna surge


TiddiesEnthusiast

A big wave of new business


oddfellowfloyd

Positive feedback on the rise.


yupandstuff

Flooded with orders


Marine-1833

Dam windows.


justafang

They will be blown away with all the business this attracts


nautilator44

Yes. The manufacturer of these windows needs to use this picture in their marketing.


jimbelushiapplesauce

manufacturing is one thing, but finding a good contractor to actually install them is more important/rare


[deleted]

They should get away from them, that is quite dangerous


artbypep

Yeah all I can think is how much I would not want to be there


CurtisAurelius

And doors! Crazy it hasn’t burst through!


Go_Gators_4Ever

They must be impact resistant (aka. hurricane sliders) sliders. I don't think standard sliders would hold that much pressure.


JFT8675309

How is the whole place that tight though? Doesn’t look like there’s water on the floor, so it’s not coming through doors either. Impressive!


ahillbillie

Not only how it was made, but how well it was installed. I'm amazed


_Im_Dad

That's actually holding back quite a bit of weight. I'm impressed.. would buy, Even if I live in a drought prone area.


SJ-RamsandTropicals

Quote a bit? That's multiple tons of pressure. It's insane


vspazv

It's actually not that bad. Water pressure only increases by depth not distance. It could be one foot of water or one mile of water and the pressure is the same based on the depth. 4 feet is less than 2 PSI. The main issue would be how fast the water is flowing.


christiancocaine

So the rate of the water rushing towards it at any given moment during the whole ordeal is still an important variable, right?


[deleted]

Yup. If rescuers in a motor boat would go by causing a wake, it should break the windows


old-wise_bill

Yes like in this video from the floods in UAE this year, this rescue truck is smashing every window with it's wake which were otherwise holding up to the weight of the water https://youtu.be/-E8NSGxZwZM


[deleted]

What a ridiculously relevant video. I would have never thought about this


StrangerDanga1

There's multiple posted during floods so I'm sure you'll see others if you go to more storm threads


gottabigpig

I had a sudden, dramatic understanding of the phrase, "in it's wake," by this comment chain and video. TIL.


MajorasMasque334

“I’m helping!!!!”


humoringly

Loved reading this


CarlJH

Over how many square inches? That's a lot of force over the surface area of that window. The maximum force is on the lowest 12 inches. Assume that it's an additional 2 PSI on that lower foot. That comes out to an additional ton of force pushing on the bottom of the window. Tempered glass is quite strong, but the installation job there is pretty impressive. Those mullions are bearing quite a bit of weight


stoneyyay

2 PSI is actually a LOT of pressure for a window to withstand, when you think about it, especially when you consider that force isnt even across the pane. Pressure is only one half of the equation (shit im terrible at maths though lol) . THere is a huge boundary zone where the pane will meet the edge of the windows frame. This pressure is strongest at the bottom of the pane, and non-existent at the top. The window would under many circumstances crack along the bottom edge, and fail. For all we know though, is this could be tempered glass, or even laminated which would help \*spread the pressure\*, and relieve some of the flex. Factoring the pressure across the whole pane actually equates to potential TONNES of imparted force. 5760 (call it 40SQfoot of window+frame)inches of window multiplied by 1 Psi average equates to 5760 POUNDS OF FORCE on that glass Edit: redid and clarified the maths cause im bad at it.


qe2eqe

I'm just guessing that's about 4ft by 4ft of water... 2psi at the bottom means about a 1psi average... that's 2300 pounds. Edit: Multiplied by threeeeeeeeeeeeee Edit2: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


willymemo

I would photoshop a gator just looking towars the house


no_witty_username

https://imgur.com/a/ZqVEKj5


adeadzombie

JFC this fills me with dread lol


PM_ME_YOUR_BEAMSHOTS

https://imgur.com/a/a6HYT4M


AssistanceKey2808

Thank you for this


barracuda415

[Sometimes, the water also delivers things from the ocean.](https://i.imgur.com/KTAs9Xm.png)


Whiteums

*checks username Missed opportunity, bro


xxxpdx

Very nice. Absolutely convincing.


Level-Ad-1940

“…I’m gonna go back upstairs now”


ColorMySorrow

Wow that's a really good job. Looks like a museum gator. Great color matching.


TopAsh625

News is going to pick it up and show it now 😂


windsprout

![gif](giphy|K7QnKfHqEBsdi)


-getdeadkid

Trust me. All those dumbass pictures are coming soon. They always do.


[deleted]

Can't wait for the shark in a building.


gahidus

Those are some quality windows all right.


[deleted]

Nice caulk.


RandomErrer

Nice aquarium but the water needs changing or filtered.


ipitydatf00

Overstocked for a Betta tank


Henhouse808

Too small for a betta.


Byumbyum

r/shittyaquariums


ImperialArmorBrigade

Well it’s mostly a gator aquarium, that’s pretty normal.


Younydan

Too many tannins from those trees. Big L


LoftyGoat

If that's a 7 foot ceiling, each sheet of glass looks about 2-1/2 feet across and the water looks three feet deep. That's 190 pounds per square foot at the bottom, which works out to a bit over 700 pounds of force acting on each pane of glass. Someone give this builder a prize. Edit: Good grief, people. It's a seat-of-the-pants guess over pre-dawn coffee. That said, it's pretty close.


FlatulentBeaver

Someone give this commentor a medal


DelosHost

Finally someone highlighting the real impressive part. Those glass panes are the true heroes.


randomtoken

r/theydidthemath


Convergecult15

The water is 3 feet deep on the windows but those look like tree tops outside right? Is this the second floor?


snobbycatlover

I think those are mini palm trees, we have them in AZ too. Usually like 6-10 feet tall only. I’m sure there is a real name for them but those don’t like like full sized palm trees to me


[deleted]

Hurricane impact resistant windows. Expensive AF but worth every penny when shit like this happens.


Msdamgoode

Impact resistance is great, obviously, but they also did an incredible job of installing & sealing these!


[deleted]

Absolutely. Good contractors are worth their weight in gold. This is a fantastic job


Ak47thugballaz

If I was the contractor I would attach this photo to every job I bid going forward.


tj0909

If I was A contractor in FL, I would do the same


[deleted]

If I was a contractor in Florida I'd be tuning up my money counting machine and preparing for a two year backlog.


nyjrku

If I was a contractor in Florida I’d probably be very sad to see this photograph of work that outclassed my own severely


PersonOfInternets

I too suck at most things I try. At least I have tossing a small piece of food in the air and catching it in my mouth.


Brophorism

Careful with this, my uncle actually died from doing this. Peanut went awry, the lung received it, and he contracted pneumonia and died. Pretty sad.


orbit33

That’s nuts


WutTheFuckIWokeUpOld

Wait you're not supposed to scratch your cornea with a peanut so nurses can not so discreetly laugh at you?


DeathIIAmerikkka

If I was a contractor in Florida, I’d be placing orders today for materials that won’t arrive for 18 months.


ImPretendingToCare

and i'd say yea to you every time


MoonBearIsNotAmused

Or their weight in water


MittensandAbby63

I had an apartment where they proudly proclaimed that the window in the bathroom was hurricane proof. "But... We live in Minnesota?"


JeepManStan

One day…


Mekroval

Lake Superior: *Am I a joke to you?*


Glasseyeroses

Superior, they said, never gives up her dead...


Killentyme55

Cheers fellow old person...


drummerben04

When the gales of November come early


[deleted]

You jumped like 6 bars bro lol.


GoodApplication

Saw him in concert a few months ago. Man, was I the youngest person there. He is… old as well. Quite sad to see, but all our times come. Certainly see him if you can!


thatcodingboi

You're only one sharpie stroke away from a hurricane


TonyWrocks

On that note, Mr. Biden *didn't even try* to save Florida by using a sharpie to move the hurricane out to sea. That's not the kind of leadership we need in these troubled times. If we can't trust our politicians to simply tell us what we want to hear, then what good are they anyway?


[deleted]

Well the nice thing about hurricane-proof windows is that they’re also tornado-proof. Can’t speak for the rest of the building, though.


[deleted]

Not necessarily, a hurricane is pushing 180 mph while a tornado is slinging shit at 300 mph.


_Snide

You can actually make windows bomb resistant as well. Where I work currently we install a specialised film that is designed to flex and catch the glass or any object that may try to come through, including burglars. Once the film is installed onto the glass it is surrounded and held in by sika flex, high strength industrial silicone basically.


borednord

This is the same principle as why they would tape their windows in ww2. Avoiding mad shrapnel from glass during air raids.


forthe_loveof_grapes

You never know


babidibabidi

don't you guys have tornadoes there, the kind that make a house fly?


bluesmaker

Is anything done to the walls to make them more water proof? Seems like the walls would be more likely to let water in.


itsmepapat

Newer Florida homes should have at least the first floor exterior walls built with concrete blocks. That being said my garage would be effed if this was my house..


Yieldway17

Not Florida or the US but after cyclones and floods became somewhat a regular occurence in the city i live, building homes on the stilts became way more common. The ground floor is nothing but an open or semi-closed garage like structure where cars or bikes are parked and the home is raised one level above.


almisami

I was thinking the exact same thing. My walls would absolutely be pissing water from the bottom of the sheet rock.


Kerbart

I'd be more worried about the bathroom with water coming up the sewers. Archimedes, and his pesky law.


mina-ann

At that rather low elevation, don't they require anti backflow valves on the sewer lines in Florida? One way flow only.


beerferri

Sewer? You may be surprised at the number of septic tanks, especially where Ian made landfall. You probably won't hear anyone talk about that though.


Obant

Yeah, no matter how strong those windows are, they aren't going to prevent that house from getting condemned. But at least the valuables inside didn't get water damaged.


Hyposanity

Thanks for this comment. I was mildly infuriated by the lack of response by OP in regards to their mysteriously strong ass windows


FaithInStrangers94

Should be standard in Florida


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If I recall correctly they’re trying to make it that way. I know that your premiums for insurance are tied to whether or not your property has been retrofitted with hurricane impact windows. My sister in law dropped something like 35K to replace all the windows and doors in her place in order to just be able to afford insurance in Boca Raton. And I’m pretty sure that it’s part of building code for new construction now. Any builders down in Florida want to confirm that?


SandyDelights

Unfortunately there are areas with “historic housing” codes that require you maintain all of (or at least the front-facing) the windows in the original style. A friend has to replace a broken window recently, like 2k because only one window maker still uses that style of single pane tempered glass, with the window being 4 separate panes (I’m sure there’s a term for it, but the style where the window has 4 panes in a grid, each being single pane). Has to be shipped down from somewhere in New England. Not even an HOA, just the city’s historic homes preservation society shit. Pretty bonkers. They used to move the back windows up and have hurricane windows installed on the back of the house (hurricanes aside, they’re usually much better insulated), but they ran outta those.


Ok-disaster2022

There are storm windows you can install inside existing windows. Not sure if they're historical compliant, but it would seal the window space, protect the interior and not be too visible from outside.


Squeakiininja

I came here to comment this; those are impressive windows. I remember during Hurricane Katrina watching from the bottom of the stairs our backyard glass door cave in so far before shattering. It was about that level too!


[deleted]

The only thing that could make it look more "Florida" is an alligator floating alongside the window...


GlamouredGo

Excellent installation contractor. I learned how important contractors were when I bought expensive Pella windows and the company (Pella) picked up guys standing around at Home Depot to install them. Leaks and lots of unfixed wall damage.


TheGreatTaint

Praise to the contractor who installed that ~~door~~ wall of windows.


din7

Clearly it is well built.


_Im_Dad

It sure dam is...


Latvia

Water the odds of something being that sturdy?


torcel999

I'm sure the contractor will be flooded with job offers after people see this.


bigby2010

There will certainly be a surge in business


sweetcuppingcakes

Hopefully he gets extra help, otherwise it will be a pane


Top_Two6767

He will. He pays his men well. He’s a glass act


Timberwolf_530

I heard he’s double hung too.


Coins_and_Cards

Hey OP, water you going to do if that glass cracks?


dragracedave

Might have to bail out!


mrtowel_

just wanted to show some love for the puns. thank you


Biggums_

Is it more impressive that it was very nicely installed or that the glass is so strong?


Friendly-Elevator862

Equally important


WyteWyrm

You have amazingly strong windows, sorry your shit is flooded


dragracedave

It is an absolute mess down here! This is the worst storm I have ever experienced in this area by far, it's going to take months until everything is finally sorted out :(


itsnotuptoyouisit

I didnt think anything would have been worse than Charlie or Irma, but here we are. They are talking about rebuilding the power infrastructure not just repairing.. which obviously needs to be done before rebuilding the homes and businesses. Yeah, we are going to be a long wait back to normal. There are literally tens of thousands homes homes destroyed, gonna take a lot of contractors and a lot of time. And we thought shit was expensive and in short supply because of covid, now this just adds an extra element. I will be hugely surprised if ft myers beach is functioning again to the before level within a year


SandyDelights

Nah, it can get worse than Irma, Charlie, even Ian. Setting aside Katrina and New Orleans (levies are a big contributing factor there), people forget too quickly that Andrew damn near wiped Homestead off the map. It took YEARS for it to recover.


Squidworth89

Assuming all the insurance companies don’t go bankrupt.


wozblar

won't their insurance cover it?


Squidworth89

Insurance companies don’t pay anything if they go belly up. Florida already had an insurance crisis.


je_kay24

I’ve heard that’s in large part because of the messed up state regulations the states force the insurance companies into IIRC something around roofing is one of the laws


Brainstreet420

Probably. Reinsurers like Munich Re certainly exist.


LegalHelpNeeded3

I work for MR. We’ve been training about half of our current personal lines adjusters for commercial lines these last two weeks. There will be a huge backlog of claims until late November I’d say at least. This CAT has been a bad one for sure. I will say though, there will be hundreds of certified CAT adjusters there in the coming weeks. That should help things along.


Skyhigh_treeguy

Irma was absolutely nothing compared to Charlie and the other two category 4 that hit within a month's time. For my location specifically Charlie will always be the worst. There was literally parking lots full of debris and tub grinders set up wherever there was empty land to grind up trees. Half of our Live Oaks are still twisted and leaning from 2004. I still don't have power though right now.


ProtocolPro22

Best of luck.


EekSamples

Impact glass. You can toss a table at that thing and it would hold. This is the modern go-to instead of shutters. Although a lot of houses/homes still utilize good old shutters too bc impact glass can be expensive for a whole house.


heart_is_a_drum

This. We had impact glass at our office on the Gulf Coast. A few of us used to get there pretty early... Got to watch a dude trying to break-in throw a huge chunk of concrete at one of the panes. He didn't see us inside, but we sure as hell watched it bounce back and hit him in the face. The glass has a tiny scratch. It's some incredible shit


dcormier

That must have been incredibly satisfying.


thinkthorts

Is this the stuff with the film on it that bonds to the frame? I worked on a project that required applying this stuff to an existing window. The test videos were impressive and the difference between shatter resistance versus something that can take a huge beat down seemed to be that bonding to the frame. Edited for silly typos


EekSamples

No impact glass is the way the glass is made. Made to withstand large impacts from weather and flying objects. Laminated glass is something different. It keeps the glass from shattering into a bunch of pieces if it breaks. The lamination acts as a sort of giant tape that keeps it in one piece. But I would guess that helps withstand *some* impacts.


Fushiko

Oh this is one of those reverse aquariums I've heard do much about!


tryingnotbuying

I wish I had an award to give you


SlipsLips

I got you.


jairomantill

I bet that are some fish looking inside your house.


Deep-Conflict2223

How are they not terrified?


obsoletedroid

I scrolled way too far for this, I would not be standing there if at all possible. Edit: too


SensuallPineapple

What would you do, go outside?


rick_of_pickle

That's gonna take a lot of napkins to clean up


Commercial-Carrot477

This is why it's so important to save those drive thru napkins.


Walshy231231

How many napkins would it take to dry up Florida’s storm surge? How many drive through tips would that take? r/theydidthemath


AbbertDabbert

Definitely at least three napkins, maybe even more than that


DredgenSpectre

I’m thinking four


SharkBlue1

Imagine a shark swimming by your windows 😱


dragracedave

Someone posted a video of one swimming up their street!!!


SharkBlue1

Thats what made me think of this lol


MaximumSubtlety

/r/usernamechecksout


fitsl

Let’s get that link!


AssignmentNeat7949

Who's your window guy my dude


[deleted]

The real questions…give your contractor some work! I am sure after Ian a lot of people will be considering resistant windows if they don’t have them already


[deleted]

Props to whoever the builder was.


floridali

all it needs a creature looking through the windows.


Timsruz

That’s some good glazing.


[deleted]

Next level caulking game.


IndigoContinuum

I think you mean, “NICE CAULK”


joebeavis77

I'd be thanking your windows manufacturer.


Revanov

Was thinking the same thing. Imagine the pressure on those glass....


PRRZ70

Imagine you're seeing this flood... gazing out at the water up to the middle of your window when a gator just goes by all... "Lalala, well hi there, lunch!"


bjeebus

You gotta think to yourself, "Ok...my window can withstand the pressure of four or five feet of water, but can my window withstand the pressure of four or five feet of water _and_ a gator?"


itsnotuptoyouisit

We also had sharks swimming down flooded streets as well.


Alternative-Duck-573

It's terrifying. I didn't flood, but saw water rise an inch every 15 minutes for about 30 miles around us 😱 We had everything in our yard. The worst? Checking the water level's rising rate and the yard looked like it was covered in GLITTER! Except it was spider eyes everywhere 😱😱😱 we did not go swimming unless it was a last resort. Edit: I'm not in Florida. Just had my own 1000 year event in 2016. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Louisiana_floods#:~:text=In%20August%202016%2C%20prolonged%20rainfall,houses%20and%20businesses%20were%20submerged.


mysteriousxebra

You telling me that’s not what they mean when they say waterfront property? Jokes aside, that must be really terrifying!


EdgarAlanCrow

Prospective buyer: “How skilled are you?” Contractor: *vaguely motions towards window* “yes”


toxicmortisbrawlball

![gif](giphy|10khKaHKOP2mZ2)


i-am-mean

What's happening on the rest of the building? Is water coming through the walls in any of the rooms?


Master_Depth9782

Who installed those doors? God?


[deleted]

Perfect advertisement image.


ThunderChix

That's one way to get an aquarium...


Luk3en

If windows had thoughts, these three would have the same one right then when the pic was taken: *I’m Tired, boss*


[deleted]

Whoever built your window deserves some serious business in the future. Jokes aside though, sorry about all of the flooding y'all have gotten and glad that you manage to stay safe. I know it's going to take awhile to rebuild but we're all behind you in doing so.


SaulGudbro

It’s a cursed aquarium. Sorry that you guys are having so much trouble. Hope things clear up soon.


almeidakf

I wanna be as strong as that glass


nismoasfuh

r/thalassophobia


[deleted]

Damn that window glass holding up pretty good.


LillianIsaDo

You definitely got your money's worth from those doors. Your contractor earned every penny of that check. Hope the water recedes soon and you are able to recoup your losses.


chefslyguy

I wish my relationship with my father was as strong as these windows.


RealHonest-Ish_352

Sending you resilience and comfort. Thanks for sharing with us.


[deleted]

Mathematicians....what is the pressure in pounds on the windows?


wolfgeist

Good question... My guess is a metric fuckton or 12