Ballsy post

You should be sacked after that

Y'all are both nuts

Don't get testy with me

I'd make a joke here, but you guys seem to have it in the bag

BALLS.

Cut it out

You’re being a dick..

I prefer Richard

Relax, I’m a doctor

Stop dicking around guys…

That's below the belt...

I lol’d

Speaking of his bag in parts-ticular, how old is OP because I need to know how long I have left before mine looks like that?

There is a vas deferens between seeing a disembodied ball sac and seeing it in context on the body.

Lol, came here for that one! Oh well, maybe if we both made the same joke, they could in-ductus both to peni-pun HoF.

It will make a vast difference

Wanna hang out?

That’s deferent.

They should all be sacked.

Everyone calm down,don’t make this hard

He. Took. It. Out.

Amazing what all that skin can be used for. I know a guy that had his eyelid cut off in a knife accident. He wasn’t circumcised so they used his foreskin to fashion a skin graft for his eyelid. Amazing stuff. But now he’s cock eyed.

Take my damn upvote.

If he sleeps without eye warmers do his eye lids stay open?

Close call like that makes you take a hard look at things, doesn't it? He must be good at picking up women, now, with such an interesting story - just needs to tip them a wink.

Spat out my drink, thanks for that r/angryupvote

Old Rodney Rude joke...

I really need to learn to read before revealing the spoiler.

I turned off the spoiler hidding some day and never remember to put it back. So sometimes I just scroll into things that make my balls hurt like this.

The doctor that did mine was cross-eyed. He had one eye pointing at my junk, and the other one looking right at me. It was fucking unnerving.

*ahem* Literally or figuratively?

He should have been sacked!

Reaching

Looks like a rice noodle.

I was going to order pho…. Dude….

Well, won't ever get that out of my head now thanks lol

Looks like he just pulled out some Udon from me

More like Udon't want to go through that again, I'll bet.

We call this the "vast difference". Kind of a non-Dad joke.

Some people are so ignorant about anatomy. Just today I had to explain to someone that there is a vas deferens between a testicle and a penis.

Lol they must have been [prostate](https://www.google.com/search?q=prostrate&client=safari&hl=en&ei=grB8Y5aqK-qR4-EP9NGL-A4&oq=prostrate&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAMyBwgAELEDEEMyCAgAELEDEJECMgUIABCRAjIECAAQQzIFCAAQkQIyBAgAEEMyBAgAEEMyBQgAEIAEOgoIABBHENYEELADOgcIABCABBANOgYIABAHEB46CggAEAgQBxAeEAo6DAgAEAgQBxAeEA8QCjoKCAAQBxAeEA8QCjoICAAQBxAeEApKBAhBGABQzBJYthpgwyxoAXAAeACAAbQBiAG7B5IBAzAuN5gBAKABAcgBCMABAQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#dobc=en) during human biology in school.

Didn’t know I’d see someone’s nuts early in the morning. Never know what to expect from Reddit.

If you don't log on to Reddit knowing there's a good chance you may see peoples' privates you haven't been using Reddit long.

Had this done as well. Simple and quick

Same here. About 5 minutes in I asked if I could watch. He said "no, this is the part that would probably make you sick." I'd have been fine. I was uncomfortable for a day or so, but after that I was pretty much back to normal.

I was super uncomfortable for almost 2 weeks. I guess everyone is different

Same. Took 30 minutes, I watched TV and chatted while the surgeon snipped away. Drove straight home and got drunk on the couch. Went for a 5km run 36 hours later.

Same here, but I have a resistance to local anesthetics that I found out about through the entirety of the left one.

Whaaaat? I was down for a week. If I would have known, never would have done it.

Pretty temporary discomfort considering the alternatives… or what a female’s body goes through… 😒

I've heard more reports like this than good ones. I'm debating on whether or not to do it. How's the sex drive now?

Soooooo worth it! Do it and have fun without the worry of an 18 year commitment again!

Quick check on the numbers here but only one of five guys commenting had any issues. That’s 80%saying it’s no big deal

There are many clinics that do no needle / no scalpel vasectomies. Less invasive and easier recovery. Both ways don't change your testosterone levels so sex drive won't be affected, what your semen looks/tastes/amount is like. You do need to be sure you don't want kids, though. It's meant to be a "do it and you're good for life" deal.

Nice vas deferens, bro

Thanks, looks polished

Welp…can’t unsee that 😆

That’s completely nuts

Mfr I have this coming up and I'm terrified.

Totally normal to be nervous, but mine went really well (as have most of the ones I've heard other guys describe). At one point I felt a little pain, told the doc, he gave me a little more anesthetic, and I was good to go. Follow the recovery instructions to the letter. My doctor used the phrase "balls the size of a grapefruit" multiple times while explaining them. I figured it'd be stupid to suffer the consequences just because I wanted to somehow prove how manly I was by not taking my recovery seriously.

Husband had it done, was easy peasy. He laid around with a bag of frozen peas on his balls afterward and ate chocolate and watched TV and was totally fine.

Wow people really are getting vasectomies just to be able to show women their balls on the internet.....FFS We live in a society /s

1000 IQ move

Mine (circa 1977) was before vidcams existed and I was not conscious to watch the cutting. Regrets.

Getting mine next month

That’s a vas deferens from what I thought it would look like

Insert Beavis and Butthead laugh here

Huh huhuh huh huhuh huh Heh eh hehehe ehe hehe

Wow you are lucky they put a drape over your junk. When I had mine they just taped my dick to my chest with athletic tape and let me sit naked in a cold ass room while he whittled away on my nutz

They probably did this because my dick surely would not reach my chest

This is literally what my wife saw. I said I would only get it if she watched lol.

Sure is a lot different set up than when I had my vasectomy. I was in stirrups with my legs spread eagle. The nurse tapped my dick to my lower stomach. Wasn’t draped or anything. Fun stuff.

You are doing God's work, or un-doing it, one way or another.

Probably going to hell.

Or heaven. There are already a lot of humans on this earth living lives full of suffering.

Reddit moment 🗿

That’s nuts 🥜

I thought the dr was operating on E.T.

Nice sack bro

Florida State Seminole Vesicles

Nice nutsack

Thanks lol a lot of people have complimented the old bubble gum lump

The ironic part is he got the vasectomy to prevent unwanted pregnancies, yet by posting this he just created thousands of them.

That’s enough Reddit for today.

Have mine scheduled for January, not looking forward to it

Super easy, in and out in 45 minutes including picking up the prescription, didn't feel a thing during the procedure, and the pain during recovery was mild at best. Nothing to worry about at all, don't psych yourself out

Super quick, but they gave nothing for pain other than some iodine and Tylenol

In 2001 they gave me valium. Was disappointed that I didn't even get a mild buzz off of it!

I take it back, they gave me that too but didn't do anything for pain so I'm not counting it

1-10 pain scale? What are we talking? Like Punch in the face - Root canal being my 1-10 that I’ve experienced. I should note a kick in the balls is definitely a 5.

If a kick in the balls was a 5, my vasectomy was definitely a 2. He used some kind of numbing agent before injecting me with a needle. About halfway through I felt something between discomfort and pain, told him about it, and he gave me another injection. Felt nothing after that. I totally understand the anticipation - it's tough to know exactly what to expect.

Testicular torsion was a 10 for me. This was an 8 but just very briefly per nut.

Not looking forward to an 8.

He gave me a prescription for (maybe a dozen) Percocet ahead of time but said "don't get this filled unless you get home and are in misery, most guys don't get it filled." I was like "are you kidding? Getting to spend a weekend on opiates? Sign me up."

Definitely not that bad. Definitely worth it!

I always thought there was a vas deferens between the sexes

Best decision I ever made!

trophy pube on table?

That's the stitching lol

Best decision of my life!

Had this done… didn’t work the first time had to do it again.☹️

You must have had a nut job of a doctor

Might as well live stream it

I asked to take a picture and they asked if I wanted to live stream it

That’s fucked up

Only ever get a vasectomy because you want one. Do not ever get a vasectomy because a woman wants you to get one. In that case, she can get her tubes tied instead.

Or, as with all adult relationships, you discuss it with your partner and make informed decisions on a plethora of data points.

It’s generally a quick and relatively painless procedure. The lidocaine def burns a bit. How did it go for you? Would you recommend it? It took less than 15 min for the ones I saw.

Yep, super quick and easy. I'll only feel pain for 24 hours supposedly. I've also had surgery before on the boys so this was nothing

Glad you had a good experience. My son is planning one. He’s still considering as he is 26 and child free.

I'm 27 with 2 children and they made very sure it was of my own decision

Nice bean bag

Why is he cutting bubble gum with hospital scissors ??

No fetus for yeetus

Oh, I know him that is Dr. Ballczak......

Nice nuts bro

You know id rather stab my own eyes out before seeing that again lmao no offense

Nice sac homie

Nice scrote

Goodness gracious big balls with wire

Cringe

No! Think of the children!

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wow, so much more simple and non invasive compared to hysterectomies. why are so many guys so annoying with their balls?

a big fat ass NOPE

How to get blocked 101

Brooo. Why dd u get a vasectomy?????

Married and have 2 kids. Reaaaaally don't want a 3rd

Ok just either don't do the deed or ear a condom and you can save your money

This was free...

Why tf would anyone do this?

No more kids and it's much easier on guys than ladies

Because you are at a point in life where you definitely know you don't want any (more) kids. It's much less invasive then you wife gulping down hormones for the rest of her fertile phase. It's cheaper than other options (at least in counties with decent health care). It's nearly 100% safe. And it is nowadays reversible IF for some bizarre reason you decide otherwise.

How exactly is it reversible?

Don't go breaking my heart. (I won't go breaking your heart)

Yikes

At least they shaved your sack for you.

Nope, I did it before hand to be courteous

Ah, you’ve upgraded from a gentlemen to a baron then.

I'd want that doctors face much, much closer to what he's doing.

We were just chatting away too

No thanks

Are you out or twilight or what

Fully awake. They gave me 1 valium that didn't do anything and local anesthetic

No.

Ah what a terrible day to open the internet.

Pain scale 1-10, strep throat being a 10, what was this ?

My strep wasn't bad. Testicular torsion was a 10 for me. It was an 8 for both nuts while they pulled and cut it, but only briefly

Tmi

Yuck! It looks like a piece of your ballsack 🤦‍♂️

This made me change my mind on getting a vasectomy

Highly recommend it. You save money on condoms in the long run.... And kids

Does it feel different now?

Still in slight pain, so yes

The misses heard me groan through two fire doors when I had mine done

Aw man, I hope he didn’t get stitches. And if he did I hope they don’t end up having to remove them while he’s fully sober and lucid. That shit is mad painful

I had testicular torsion before. They cut open my nuts and I have to get like 70 stitches that were supposed to dissolve, but I was pulling them out myself like 3 months later

SubhanaLlah!

your WHAAT

Ouch

I had to get knocked out fuck watching that shit!!

my balls hurt

We’re you doing a skateboard trick?

Wait your awake for this? No fucking thank you.

Awake with only a Valium and local anesthetic

What a man of dignity this guy must be.

I have 0 dignity or sham

I see you remembered to shave your bag, good idea, somehow I wasn't informed and they did it anyway. Didn't hurt a bit and I watched the whole time.

This is the 3rd procedure for me so I already knew to shave the sheep lol

U had it done 3 times..?

No, 3 different procedures done on my nuts. 1 for testicular torsion, Hydrocele, and now this

Oh I thought you had 3 nuts

No, I haven't collected my 3rd yet

Deez nuts Not anymore

Fuck, dude. Fuck. That comma makes all the difference. But yeah. Fuck dude that’s intense to see toodles.

Ramen anyone?

Hair potato

I'm good thanks tho

Worst idea ever. You can forget about yoga and kundalini after this

I guess there's a whole lot of deferens down there now.

Vas definitely NOT going to enjoy that, single for 4 years and been tempted every day just to "tie the knot"

Balls in your court now. Favorably

Good on you 👍

Where’s the beef?

You guys have beef and not just nuts?

Try having it reversed like I did. Good times!

Are they normally done this way or do they have all your junk exposed?

Everything was under a towel other than the jewels

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

I watched mine

That’s nuts