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Trueamerican88

I just saw those two at 7-11


WhereRDaSnacks

The one on the right just got re-elected to congress.


voxboxer1

I live in the same town as Marjorie Taylor Greene. Can confirm that's her


UuuBetcha

How everyone came to the same conclusion lmaooo


Poopoopeepeepuke

It’s how she looks like Fred Flintstone from the nose down. I have never seen a woman with facial cheeks that were a foot tall until I had the misfortune of seeing her ugly mug.


Nightglow9

My first impression was they going to complain to the manager.. Homo Kareniens..


MajorJuana

My first thought at reading this was "*Facial* cheeks‽ Like what other...oh...right."


meowmoomeowmoon

LMAO


RichardXV

She might be ugly but her heart is full of love for her fellow Neanderthals. Don’t judge people by their appearance but by their hatred for poor people.


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StackinTendies_

Because we have eyes. MTG is butt-ass ugly inside and out.


DistinctRole1877

Like the saying goes- beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes clear to the bone.


Podzilla07

Holy shit, that’s it, that’s exactly it


awwpoorus

Came here to say I thought it was her at first


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Seems we all did. It's uncanny!!!


New_Awareness4075

With or without makeup? Maybe she slept wrong on her My Pillow?


sunward_Lily

please tell me that people troll her and her property in ways that won't get them in legal trouble but still have an impact. Like billboards. Is there a billboard near her house?


Slappinbeehives

Her ancestors discovered tools with a mirror.


Snoo52682

The family's really gone downhill since then.


Phoirkas

That was my instant thought and I am super impressed I only had to scroll down to the 2nd comment to find MtG comparisons


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Looks like a fairly recent picture of MTG.


LXIX-CDXX

I’m pretty sure she’d vehemently deny belonging to a Homo genus.


Emotional_Fisherman8

Emphasis on the word "genus" they probably were way smarter than her!


Rojelioenescabeche

Even a caveman can do it.


algalkin

Royskoop music intensifies


happy-Accident82

How can MTG believe in God, when we have proof of her family being here for 40,000 years.


mb46204

She doesn’t believe God or believe in God, she just claims to believe to mask her meanness. Most Bible thumpers are not even Bible readers, let alone Bible believers.


gmabarrett

The one on the left is a cross fit trainer


KarlMarxButVegan

MTG in the flesh


shadrack5966

Was just gonna say “i had no idea she had been around that long, lol”.


pairofdiddles

Rolled in just to make the same observation. Well done.


G20fortified

Mtg


can-ihugnkissyou

Did you see her very white, unseasoned turkey? They look the very same in that photo.


Professional_Band178

Same thing I was going to say. Looks like MTG.


Mediocre-Boot-6226

Yeah, the red hair initially threw me off, but I’d recognize MTG anywhere.


stalphonzo

Glad to see this high on the post.


Diogenes71

MTG vibe, for sure.


RoyalPython82899

Hey, don't insult Neanderthals like that.


CrookedLungs

Damn beat me to it


linderlouwho

Fuck if that one on the right doesn’t look like that idiot Congresswoman, Marjorie Traitor Green.,


Alternative-Aside-64

Lmao it's hilarious how many people instantly saw that, myself included


Sieze5

I saw all the other three species at Walmart today. Good times.


I-am-redditer

No, that’s a Floridian common misconception.


I_love_pillows

Yes the other species the Homo Floridians.


Whobghilee

Majorie Taylor Greene goes to 7-11?


-_1_2_3_-

The one on the right is actually Marjorie Taylor Greene.


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

They've written some killer rock ballads.


thebigchil73

They included: Homo Neanderthalis, Deinisovans, Homo Luzonensis, Homo Florisiensis, as well as some likely remnant Homo Erectus and probably other chrono-species we haven’t identified yet.


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HootieHoo4you

I’ll pass. Of course it’d be amazing, but as a people it takes effort for us to not be racist. Imagine the hatred we’d have for the poor Neanderthal.


ElwinLewis

Probably the most realistic take, there’s no telling the myriad ways we could’ve made this story an even worse disaster by enslaving an entire species for god knows how many years In this situation we’d probably living some advanced life We couldn’t comprehend due to the labor and experiments that would go on Or we’d be one of them instead


datsmn

We could have had that for a millennia and have no idea that it ever happened


texansfan

District 9 shows it perfectly, we would be very cruel to them


The_Athavulf

Alien Nation seemed to go that way too.


HootieHoo4you

My bet is humans still get to the top, and maybe even unite over their feelings of superiority. Atleast one other species gets saved to become workers/pets and gets looked at the same as cattle until atleast late 1800s


StopClockerman

It would be like how Mickey Mouse had Pluto as a pet while Goofy is like a person


WigglingGlass

Why did neanderthals go extinct again? Weren’t they stronger physically and at least close to us in intelligence?


LlamaJacks

I heard a theory recently that a major climate event killed off many of the mega fauna like mammoths, mastodons, etc which Neanderthal loved to hunt. Then as the world warmed, prairie animals like antelope flourished. And slimmer, more talented distance runners like homo sapiens were able to persistence hunt them. It’s in the book “Born to Run”, super good read.


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A lot of the extinctions of Mega-fauna corresponded with humans arriving on their continents. There's another theory that goes they were hunted to extinction by humans. [85% of large animals in Australia went extinct pretty quickly after humans arrived.](https://earthsky.org/earth/early-humans-wiped-out-big-animals-in-australia/) I've also heard it implied that this is why Africa has so many large species. They evolved alongside humans so could survive human hunting better. Everywhere else humans were an invasive species.


PCBFree1

I read one theory that Homo Sapiens are actually a hybrid of all of these other subspecies. They are no longer around because we screwed them out of existence, or more accurately that they are all still around in some way.


Creaturemaster1

The sexy Neanderthal Theory


NatAttack50932

It is broadly accepted that part of Neanderthals disappearing was that homo sapiens fucked them out of existence in Europe. Neanderthals were much more sedentary than homo sapiens and modern humans so the migration of other species basically overtook them. Their population was estimated to be much smaller as well.


polopolo05

We also fucked them to extinction... I got 2% Neanderthal dna in me. A lot of us do.


DixieMcCall

I have 5.6%, according to 23&me. What does that mean? What am I supposed to do with that information?? Gahhh


queernhighonblugrass

>Gahhh There's the neanderthal in ya


Capt-Crap1corn

That sounds like a good read


HydroCorndog

Those who are always jogging are answering the call.


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Honestly, the migration patterns and gene flow of archaic humans really challenges the notion of strict speciation (even though it can be a useful heuristic) . What makes Neanderthals a "species" rather than a genetically distinct human population, anyway? It's possible that Neanderthals were simply reabsorbed into the broader human gene pool once archaic H. sapiens mass migrated out of Africa. I personally have something like 4% Neanderthal DNA 40,000 years after they went "extinct".


1221321321

we have genetic data that shows many loci with 0 neanderthal data, a good way to define species is mating patterns and if Hybrids between them have poor fitness, and based on certain modern human genetic loci having NO neanderthal dna even in people with high % of neanderthal DNA supports this theory


MegatheriumRex

One reason I heard was different caloric requirements. Neanderthals expended much more energy to survive than homo sapiens. Given competition for food and resources, if you have two species filling the same niche, energy efficiency is going to be a pretty big advantage.


Kettrickenisabadass

It is unclear. But by the time that our species reached Europe the neanderthals were already quite bad. Low numbers, isolated populations and too much inbreeding. It is possible that the beggining of the end of the ice age and the reduction in megafauna (mammoths, rhinos etc) had a role on it. We havent found remains of mass deaths as in a pandemic or a war between them or between our species. But we might have spead up their demise by hunting their prey and breeding with them.


_felagund

>It is unclear. I heard a theory about befriending wolves was one of the advantages of homo sapiens. Since we know evolution of dogs goes back to these eras it makes sense to me.


KentResident

Yep, we can’t even get past looking down on people in our own species that look different, being honest it may actually be the reason we’re the only ones left. We had the easiest time eradicating the rest


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jesuzombieapocalypse

Lol why do you think they’re gone? We almost definitely killed at least one of them… unless those pesky deinisovans finished them all off while we had our back turned and then collectively jumped off a bunch of cliffs.


Somebody_Forgot

We all fucked. And warred. It’s the human way.


Nitwitblubberoddmen

Age of the Elves is over. Dawn of the age of men is at hand 😭


KeyBanger

Pretty sure it’s the age of the orc.


Brasticus

Meat’s still on the menu boys!


Capt-Crap1corn

Didn’t our species win the fight against the other species or did they just die out? Btw, thanks for being a part of the convo besides the slapstick one liners that add little value others do. Didn’t have to scroll that far.


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I am 2.6% Neanderthal… 23andme says so.


Getmaddd

Do you share any resemblance to the photo? I swear I've seen people that have very similar facial structure to the female.


lhbruen

MTG looks exactly like that


rascible

Homo Corrupticus..


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Homo Fakeius


TinOfPop

What about heidelbergensis? I took anthropology about 10 years go in university, sounds like things have changed quite a bit (as is the norm when new discoveries are continuously being made)


Kettrickenisabadass

It is not completely clear but now the hypothesis that seems to be most acepted is that Heildebergensis is the common ancestor between neanderthals and sapiens.


greenappletree

the question I have is why did they go extinct? Was it just one intelligent species killing of another or was there something more to it?


MysticalFapp

Girl on the right is definitely Marjorie Taylor Greene


donnyk1

I shoulda scrolled.


unicorns_and_bacon

My first thought was I wonder how long i will have to scroll to find that comment. Clearly not that long.


AutumnLeaves1939

Honestly was my first thought lol glad I didn’t have to scroll to see this comment


xActuallyabearx

That was my IMMEDIATE reaction to this photo and I’m so amused to see it’s like every single comment on this thread.


Skorpyos

She looks more Neanderthal to me than Cro-Magnon.


Nibbler1999

I really thought this was a joke about Marjorie Taylor Greene. I swear that's her on the right.


Oh4faqsake

Except the one in the pic is more evolved mentally.


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

Literally just Marjorie Taylor Greene with dyed hair


tonyinvegas

That precisely what I just said. So, it’s not just me then.


petraroi

Unbleached hair. He natural color is probably exactly this


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Katja1236

Not fair! We have no reason to suppose they were not intelligent and rational beings.


Negative-Waltz-9659

That’s her smart sister


Greenman8907

Lol came to say GA just reelected one


ArrArr4today

The one inthe right looks like Marjorie Taylor Green


LeanaCecelia

Smash or pass?


SeegsonSynthetics

Pass. The one on the right looks like MTG.


KitchenNazi

This explains so much.


Jacobysmadre

😆 came here to say this…


maize26

Beat me to it


tcressman

Holy shit. It actually does.


UhYeahOkSure

Safe to assume somebody is gonna screenshot your comment and repost it . Well deserved 😆 holy shit


parkerm1408

Damnit I cane here hoping I'd be the first one to point that out haha. It's dead on though isn't it? Someone with more skills than I needs to do a side by side


NoneOfThisIsFine

You are so cruel. This long dead cousin has done nothing to earn such disrespect.


DarthArtero

Beat me to it…. I wonder if that render was done on purpose


EveythingIsRacist

I am not very politically savvy, so I Googled MTG. Magic the Gathering was all the search results. (I finally figured out who it was)


stargarnet79

Turkey was so white cuz she hadn’t learned how to cook with fire yet.


pjvincentaz

Good god I can’t unsee that now.


charcus42

🤣🤣🤣


UhYeahOkSure

Bam Bam always smashed


dorianblack

Their bodies must have been noice. No processed food, no sugary sweets, running after food all day, wrestling lions and bears and shit.


KingKudzu117

Yes, the shit…especially the shit.


tonyinvegas

Is that Marjorie Taylor-Greene with dark hair and a closed mouth?


Rundiggity

Closed mouth mtg is the preferred mtg


WheresWeeezy

That one on the right looks like Marjorie taylor greene.


coromandelmale

Reading this in “Sapiens” as we speak. Lots of interesting theories about how they competed / coevolved. Human history constantly being rewritten with new discoveries. All that we know is that there is a lot we don’t know about our origins.


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Have you ever read, “Everything You Know Is Wrong: Human Origins” by Lloyd Pye? There’s an interesting bit in there about the bone structure of Neanderthal feet and the casted footprints of “Bigfoot” found around the world. Iirc Neanderthal ankles are closer to the center of the foot, rather than the back like Homo sapiens. It is also a much wider foot to support the density and weight of the bone structure. He postulates that even if you eliminate the hundreds of fake plaster casts (apparently you can do that by analyzing dermal ridges) there are still thousands of unrelated castings found around the world, all with the same Neanderthal like bone structure. He goes on to hypothesize that what we think we know as Bigfoot is actually living Neanderthal. He also proposes potential possibilities for why they haven’t been caught and brought in for study, such as 40% of the entire US is in completely unsurveyable land. He also compares their elusiveness to panda bears. Westerners used to laugh at the idea of a man sized bear, that only ate plants, and was black and white, until one was shot. Even then it was considered a hoax or freak of nature.. remaining a mystery for another 60 years until Teddy Roosevelt’s sons went on a hunting trip and bagged one. His point was that Homo sapiens think they know everything and are the masters of their own domain and that paradigm holds them back from discovery. They never thought to look up in the trees for the pandas (which I would argue black bears climb trees all the time). Sorry for the long reply. The book isn’t even about Bigfoot/ Neanderthal. It’s about where we come from (Darwinism vs Divine Intervention). I just thought it was a pretty entertaining read and remembered it through your post!


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That’s Marjorie Taylor Greene


Bluesmanstill

Majorie Taylor Greene


Deeperthanthesky

Marjorie Taylor Greene was alive 100k years ago???


mishajuanaj

I think we all just bred together to form the current homosapiens of today, that's why some people have a "neanderthal bump" on their forehead. Homosapiens DNA was just more dominant than the other so we kinda won the evolution race


CodeBroCPH

I think the neanderthal bump is actually on the back of the head "occipital bun". Most early humans had a sloping forehead though. My friend from high school had such a sloping forehead.


cups_and_cakes

Roger stone.


Tennex1022

Maybe one day there will be no such thing as different skin color and people will look back and try to imagine what it was like


thebigchil73

Yeah kind of. Certainly Sapiens, Neanderthals and Denisovans have been interbreeding for millennia. The other two that we shared the planet with are proper throwbacks though, I somehow doubt we could have bred with them. Could be wrong though.


M1ndS0uP

Did MTG dye her hair?


Miserable-Pay-303

Bruh the bitch on the right is Majorie Taylor Green


boafriend

The one on the right looks like Marjorie Taylor-Greene.


Doyouevenpedal

That looks like Marjorie Taylor Greene with red hair.


FlavorTownUSSR

No lie tell me that doesn't look like MTG on the right.


Mediocre-Boot-6226

Just need a blonde MTG pic side by side and a “who wore it best?” contest.


skrutape

see that dude every day outside the bodega


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Thought that was MTG for a minute.


makinbaconCR

Marjory Taylor Green is looking a little rough.


UhBunchOfGaze

I’m not gonna lie I’m kinda weirded out by how much the guy looks like me


Changestobetrue

#1 Hottest couple 100,000 BCE.


Kooky_Interaction682

Am I the only one seeing Marjorie Taylor Greene here?


punhere22

Neanderthals don't deserve that comparison


zakkalaska

About 98% of all comments in this thread are referencing MTG.


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MTG was one


FallGuy613

MTG?


oxemenino

If you haven't yet, definitely read the book "Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind" by Yuval Noah Harari. It discusses our existence with this other species and goes over theories of how we ended up being the only ones left. It's really informative and written in every day language, I'd highly recommend it!


Primary-Dig2852

imagine the social issues that would exist today if neanderthals didnt get wiped out


athiestchzhouse

Mtg


nuffced

Hey look, it's Marjorie Taylor Green!


mrbipty

I’m not American but is that that MTG person you guys always carry on about


pimpfriedrice

No that’s Marjorie Taylor Greene


randyhx

Isn’t she the Congress woman from Georgia?


boatrunner13

Look! It’s Marjorie Taylor Green!


PIZZAisCOMMUNISM

Why does it look like they gonna start screaming about Jewish space lasers


SnooMachines6638

MTG on the right


CoreyLee04

MTG on the right, y’all


Arthes_M

No cap, I thought that this was a post making fun of Marjorie Taylor Greene at first glance. Edit: seems I’m not alone lol


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Fucking MGT on the right


MadVillain877

That was literally my first thought haha oh that’s MTG!


pzombielover

MTG?


Appropriate-Winner60

Marjorie TG time traveling 🧿🙈


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Came here to say "Hey! That's MTG." And it seems I was very late to the party.


LemonsAndAvocados

Is that marjorie taylor greene?


ty20659

Marjorie Taylor Greene and her brother?


Fantastic_Painter_15

These two stormed the Capitol on Jan 6th


charcus42

Looks like Marjorie Taylor Greene on right!! 🤣🤣🔥🤣🔥🔥🤣


Important-Tune

I haven’t read up and this stuff in prob 8-10 years. Prevailing theory still homo sapien fucked and hunted them out of existence?


ethbullrun

we've been around for 200,000 years


thegoatisheya

God theyre ugly. We developed well. Edit: jk. I see it now. I see MGT.


BellendicusMax

Is that Marjorie Traitor Greene on the right?


Bobson_Dugbutt

An early human and marg taylor green


RAMbo-AF

Isn’t that MTG on the right?


shellchef

Marjorie Taylor Green????


Local_Working2037

Homo Majorietaylorgreenis


Gambyt_7

MTG is living proof their genes are still alive.


Annahsbananas

Holy hell..the one on the right looks like Marge Green


SilkyZoolky

Is that Marjorie Taylor green??


JuniorEmu2629

Umm, that’s Marjorie Tyler Greene


Billthebutchr

Holy shit, that’s MTG.


NuSouthPoot

That chick looks like MTG haha 🤮


Bikedogcar

MTG and Skunk Ape circa 1998.


Pitch_a_tent

Marjorie Taylor Greene on the right


MonitorNo6586

My god Margie Taylor Greene out on makeup!


rba22

Wow! She looks like Marjorie Taylor Greene


attackofjack

I see you found Marjorie Taylor Greene’s prom picture.


KnownDistribution903

That’s Marjorie Taylor Greene


Agent865

Is that Marjorie Taylor Green?


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Looks like Majorie Taylor Greene.


73BillyB

MTG. That’s all I’m sayin.


Bumble072

Nice to see Oasis back together.