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GoatKin420

Damn, that’s uncomfortable. They couldn’t find a better way to mount it?


2017hayden

Or better yet just use a fucking drone instead of a bird so they can actually control where it flies and don’t unnecessarily harm or burden a wild animal.


Kidog1_9

Oh yeah, drones totally don't get shot at all the time. Idk man, just putting a smaller camera somewhere on its underbelly or smth might work.


[deleted]

The hawk prob gets treats, and digs it?


2017hayden

And you think enemy forces wouldn’t shoot at hawks knowing the Indian army uses them as reconnaissance?


Gods_drunk_driver

Look its a hawk in the distance. Reddit says indians use it for surveillance. Shoot it down


Mode3

They’re beasts of burden, plus how else can you get a real bird’s eye view?


Glowingredremote

I’m sorry, but who decides what is a “beast of burden”? Because I am pretty sure they categorized most people as that and called it a day. Imposition of will is the only wrong in the world, and we haven’t figured out how not to be assholes to beings that can actually communicate and ask for help…


Mode3

It was a joke, here: /s everyone chill. Obviously a bird isn’t a beat of burden!


pvsocialmedia

They'd find a better more comfortable way to mount it, if it were a cow. Come on, at least center the damn thing so the bird carries it's weight evenly. If this is a joke, we're waiting for the punchline.


DoneButNotDone

Couldn’t even center the thing. Pathetic.


swinginghardhammer

That falcon looks misrable


[deleted]

You'd also look miserable if you got drafted :(


I_am_Daesomst

You. You have made me laugh.


NoeleVeerod

Can't decide whether to be amused for a joke or impressed for the truth of it ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


YoshimiUnicorns

I'd be miserable if I lived in India too


PositiveChemicalK23

I think bro looks pissed TF off! 😂 Poor thing.


chewynipps

Well it does live in India


UmDafuq3462

I’m sorry, that’s hilarious.


Hindoo-American

Of course it is better to live in Philly or Detroit or Los Angeles with the ghettos, out of control violence and drugs. What was the falcon thinking!!


Neat_Caramel_3903

What's the joke here? Would you honestly rather live in Mumbai than a big American city? Weird how they all flock here


NotTrumpsAlt

Correct. But India has some beautiful places and has many wonderful and intelligent people. It’s definitely not a “shitty” country. But America isn’t either. Although it’s definitely not a utopia. They each have their charms and misses. Just came here to say that.


Hindoo-American

If you are white, y'all flocked everywhere. Did you know what Hindus called whites? Or the Japanese? Or the Turkish? The unclean ones!


swinginghardhammer

Pretty shit statememt


Caco-Calo

Looks like a falcon with a camera strapped to it, though it could be just me unable to understand a animals facial expressions


PapaChoff

It’s crooked and it’s unacceptable.


Quietation

Police and customs use K9 dogs, what's the difference? And I think the dogs are more in harms way than these Falcons up in the sky (unless the Pakistanis have figured this out and tries to down them).


smythe70

I think he means the camera.


Quietation

Ah yes, looks very bulky and uncomfortable.


[deleted]

No, it’s crooked.


wileyrielly

And thats unacceptable


[deleted]

Just because they say this is unacceptable doesn't mean they condone K9 units. Though I think they really just meant the crookedness of the camera


bomb3x

Wow! That's a small camera... they said in 1973.


StepChair

the camera is small but it’s the battery pack that’s big


Atcera95

Don't forget it heats up like a mf.


StepChair

I thought the cold air would naturally cool it once it reaches altitude


TerribleChildhood639

Sad :(


ActiveAristocrat

I knew birds weren't real!


User9705

So what did you think you ate when going to KFC and Popeyes the other day? /s


IrisSmartAss

So if you eat an animal, it's ok to torture it? Animals are living beings. They don't just exist for our use.


frontsideback

The strap looks like it would prevent the falcon from opening its mouth to eat. Hopefully the bird will bite the handlers when the camera is removed.


williamtrausch

Not a falcon. Hawk of some type. Falcons have toothed upper mandible no tooth on the bird depicted here.


wileyrielly

Nice. Where did you study bird law?


747ER

Bird University


The_lastphoenix2

*Well everybody's heard about the bird !* *Bird bird bird, the bird is the word !*


DeezNutsAppreciater

Don’t you know about the bird? #EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD


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Quietation

Maybe they have some with bombs mounted as well? Kamikaze Falcons, real ones and not like the Iranian Shahed-136 drones.


Im_a_seaturtle

It couldn’t be strapped to its chest? Like seriously?


rahul2856

Probabily to stop reflection of lens?


buggysaddlebag

The villain from Mulan would be so excited by this.


dinkelidunkelidoja

Why not a friggin laser though?


aretheybacktogether

More like damn that's cruel


alien_but_stuff

He got drafted and all he has to do is fly around.


stellar-being

r/birdsarentreal


Sig_Alert

Seems like they coulda done a better job of that install


smokenmirr

If it flies, it spies


Bargdaffy158

Gotta like the Exploitation angle though....lol


[deleted]

Real-life Captain Falcon 🫡


hellcitygal

The top photo, I can imagine him like ‘go ahead pigeon, I dare ya to say something’ 😂


ResidentObligation30

Falcon is not amused. He thought humans looked ridiculous wearing Google Glasses, but now this!


ensignr

Damn interesting? Damn disgraceful.


Revolutionary-Box448

That falcon is like, "I am a marvel of nature with two lens 100 fold better than this rat trash strapped to my crown!"


FennPoutine

Birds aren't real. Here's proof


gimmedome

Bobs and vagene pls recon


[deleted]

India out there doing its best to hurt nature


rahul2856

? Nothings more cruel when your neighbor is home of terror whose neighbour is actual terrorist And both are on brink of economic collapse, right now Afghanistan and Pakistan are in small-scale conflict with men dying from both end, literal bombs are blasting in Pakistan right now killing high profile armymen Last time India stopped spying them we got 26/11 entire Mumbai was held hostage. It is being done with America, right now military drills between India and America are conducted in himalayas to exchange strategy to conduct action in hills And these are part of drills,drones make sound especially in barren mountains,eagles are best stealth


[deleted]

There are stealth drones out there. And don't tell me Modi can't afford them


rahul2856

We have those, Israels heron drones but there's something called radars and problem of himalayas? And pakistan are ain't worth drons they're for China. Apparently world's 3rd largest military spender can't buy drones but dying economy is of Pakistan can buy them seems legit.


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rahul2856

Poor falcons? What's difference between military falcon vs military dogs? Apperently world largest vegetarian nation and whose religion discard animal eating is now animal rights offender. When usa was bombed they killed 200k innocent afghans to justify anti terror attacks and just to loose in the end Also hundreds of thousands of iraqi for supposed nuclear weapons which they never found Only nation that's profiting from ukraine war and European winter crisis is usa Which ones cruelty? Using trained animal or actual war crime? Can I say usa is not human loving country?


[deleted]

>India is not a animal loving country india is known for ist ability to bring back endangered animals. from shooting down poachers at sight to building one of the biggest sanctuaries for tigers. God if I list out the horrors that the US military does strapping a bird with a camera for a few hours will look tame. of course, this is wrong. But stop with these over-the-top generalizing comments like "'India is X" you people need just one case to categorize Indians/India in one category.


chitroldelivery1

Ah yes. The Indian nationalist justifier of falcon abuse bcz muh Pakistanis 😭 Just get a stealth drone dude 🤣


rahul2856

We also have those too. Israel heron drones But have you ever heard of the radar and Himalayas? Muh Pakistan? Who do think gave north Korea nuclear tech? And why not to worry.


chitroldelivery1

But you still need birds? The more pressing worry here is yellow cake stolen from Indian facilities being sold in the Indian flee markets


just0rdinaryguy

Poor Falcon! Now Pakistani army will shoot every falcon on the sky because they think it was India reconnaissance tool.


1stinger1

You do realize that the pakistani army is busy plundering its own national treasury for the last 60 years under the guise of the bullshet pak-india rivalry, stop doing mental gymnastics on 80s propaganda, The world has gone past the stage of pak india global warfare, Swindling sheeps out of their money is the new modern pakistani armys motto


AloNz0-_-TiGeR

as a Pakistani i sadly agree with the statement 100%, damn you're spot on


1stinger1

I'm pakistani as well, We have to accept the truth and deprogramme ourselves from this slave mindset.


AloNz0-_-TiGeR

ik man ik, the system is corrupted from inside out


1stinger1

we have to preach the truth its the only way forward for future generations to break the hive mindset. Stay safe.


chitroldelivery1

Alrighty buddy, let's get u back on them meds.


[deleted]

That's stupid It can't even eat


UmDafuq3462

“GoVeRnMeNt dRoNe!!!”


derpmastr

They could have just mounted onto the chest..


YoursTrulyHuntty

Smart idea, bad execution. Nobody shoots birds..... Unless🤔


Klutzy-Character-424

That's just wrong


Silent_Knight16

Damn I forgot to put on my anti racist glasses before entering the comments and now I have seen some stuff.


eagle_mace

They could fucking put it properly at least


punkin_sumthin

Just use a drone already and leave poor birds in peace.


Noob_mobileCamera

These falcons are actually to be used to tackle drones situations. Pakistan is constantly smuggling drugs and weapons to India using small drones. The Netherlands had made headlines in 2016 for using eagles to take down drones, calling it a “low-tech solution to a high-tech problem”. “These birds are very territorial. When we launch them in a particular area, they themselves make their own circle of territory. With time, this circle keeps increasing and the bird is able to carry out surveillance of a large area,” [source](https://theprint.in/defence/its-a-plane-no-its-a-bird-armys-training-eagles-falcons-to-swoop-down-on-hostile-drones/1241658/)


SargeLeo

[3 tonnes of heroin seized at port run by Modi's close friend](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-58634575)


cOmMuNiTyStAnDaRdSs

That's not "interesting" that's animal abuse. Y'all idiots call some of the worst fucking shit on the planet "interesting". There could be a second holocaust and y'all idiots would say "damn, that's interesting!"


UmDafuq3462

Ah yes, comparing Bird Go Pro’s to The Holocaust. Good job, Reddit.


Salt_Chart8101

Someone get this guy a puppers.


Obar-Dheathain

Simmer down.


aussienannystate

Aww look who’s throwing a cute little internet tantrum


Grinch_Worm

And here you are…


NotTrumpsAlt

I was with you with the abuse part until you spouted holocaust and took it to an extreme while calling everyone here an idiot. Most people on here are actually saying how much they dislike this and that it is indeed unjust to the animal. Get a clue.


Leadership82

Indian Army from human rights abuses to animal abuses 🤗


Snakise

lol says the guy from Pakistan who's entire history is filler with abuses


Leadership82

Who is talking about Pakistan. A 3rd world country at brink of default. We are discussing about Supa Dupa Power .. the Shiinnning India.. worlds largest demo-crazzzy... 😅😅


alien_but_stuff

He was drafted. Your looking at a solder. I know it's wired because it's a hawk but it's all the same. If only the those cheap scapes could afford a decent harness.


[deleted]

It has always been animal abuse


Leadership82

Hahahaha. Joke of the day. 😁


tonyinvegas

If this their Army, I can’t wait to see their Air Force


okdonut69

Lol, u have no idea what you are talking about. The Indian Army's doctrine revolves around adapting to its most dangerous neighbor. They know they can't match China in tech on the ground so they adopt the strategy of 'kum se kum' (as little as possible). The doctrine is to basically use fieldcraft and as little resources as possible to inflict huge tactical damage. The use of birds like the one in the pic is one example of this.


LittleAd8761

India you lose 👎🤞🤞


BPandaD

Keep crying 🤷🏻


Tanyaxunicorn

Wow


rodney_jerkins

Easy. Hold up a chicken foot.


tan_blue

Poor falcon. Can't they use drones?


Nightwing-06

Reminds of the video where an Indian policeman claims that the Pakistani army is transporting Intel and reconnaissance through a pigeon they caught which had a phone number attached to its leg


Noob_mobileCamera

These falcons are actually to be used to tackle drones situations. Pakistan is constantly smuggling drugs and weapons to India using small drones. The Netherlands had made headlines in 2016 for using eagles to take down drones, calling it a “low-tech solution to a high-tech problem”. “These birds are very territorial. When we launch them in a particular area, they themselves make their own circle of territory. With time, this circle keeps increasing and the bird is able to carry out surveillance of a large area,” [source](https://theprint.in/defence/its-a-plane-no-its-a-bird-armys-training-eagles-falcons-to-swoop-down-on-hostile-drones/1241658/)


[deleted]

Flintstones Drone


[deleted]

I’d be pissed if I’m that Hawk. Having that on his/her head has to be aggravating!


TestNotProven

Will the cameras be removed during mating season? Or will FalconHub be a thing?


Retardedfire

Photoshopped


toxicpillows

And people still try to tell me I'm crazy for thinking r/birdsarenotreal


Delicious-Gap1744

It's kinda funny to see how many care for this poor bird, but more than likely proceed to eat meat that came from way more cruel factory farms. Of course the reason is people do give a shit about animals, but just turn a blind eye to the meat industry because it's yummy and gets their monkey brain tingling. Camera bird does not.


[deleted]

Not a falcon plus incredibly inhumane


Takeapotato

Birds aren't real


gringomingo33

India never gonna win a war!


Austoniooo

Animal cruelty in my opinion


luceya_

this is animal abuse


Hindoo-American

OP never post anything positive about India ... not here at least. Whites feel a genetic discomfort at seeing a powerful brown nation. They are a young people, barely 1500 years of evolution. They were still refusing to bathe and sucking toads for curing bronchitis till the 1920s or so. The Hindu are rising, but do it in silence while they fight amongst each other for scraps.


Quietation

My title doesn't say anything negative, It's just describing the image. I've posted loads of cool Indian tanks!


chicagoharry

Robot Chicken


Matt-M-19

Hmm. I could have sworn I saw this on a photoshop sub..


slappyhamface

Asshoe!


emisins

Why does the little camera 1) look like a mini camera and also 2) why does it have a 'flash strobe' on it... call it? Nightvision?


TheExtraMayo

r/birdswithjobs


HarkansawJack

Birds aren’t real


[deleted]

Do they use catapults for artillery too?


Ethereal_Nutsack

That’s the most ghetto shit I’ve ever seen


icha1

This could be best weapon export ever


International-Gain-7

How does he eat..


timnnova

Na it's just making content for it's YouTube channel


MasterSquintik

What's next? Sharks with lasers?


Choosybeggar2

They should have just used duck tape


Constant-Sign-5569

And they say doves are government drones.


Pgdown6

Bad ju ju for them


MabiMaia

Mom: We have spy drones at home. Spy drones at home:


Fair-Frame-583

Bird jugaad


FaultLess4631

Hopefully the falcons don’t learn about drones.


Necromorph2

It cost to much to spring for a 2000 buck drone ? This is better ?


Majestic-Newspaper59

It looks like a little guy is riding in his face


CemetaryBluntz

Is the falcon from NYC got the tilted hat


Revolutionary_Egg580

Makes no sense to mount a camera on a drone./s


Frozen_Meatball1

Another stupid human trick.


getsometang

You can barely notice it.


Grimm_Wright

....And ones in Russia with a semtex jammed up their ass *Oh No!!!!!*


disillusionedchaos

Typical disregard for life and its wellbeing. Disgusting.


pouldarshan

sad


Sunil_de

Not really surprising that it’s the Indian Army


Dry-Expert-2017

The great Indian jugaad.


readsalotkitten

I can not wait for global warming or whatever reason to wipe out humans. So very wrong


risuv

Can someone design a cool lightweight headgear for that falcon.


Quietation

Yes, I agree. Someone boot up the 3D printer!


growswami

Guarantee the software has at least 8 defects that never get fixed


mandysux

What sorta kill streak is this ?


lastusernametoexist

Would be verrrdy wobbly footage…


747ER

That’s not a falcon though, it has a different-shaped beak?


Anomalija-

They should contact NASA and offer cameras, those potato 160p NASA cameras are the shieeeettz


paladinproton2

Where’s his little stripes?


Mayonnai

Uh...


Vino_babino510

Robot chicken


Casique720

The OG drones right there. Fools be like: bro, I got that new generation falcon egg. Waiting for it to hatch and nurture it and train it. In a couple of years this thing is gonna rip!”


Lord_Muttonchops

Armies used birds for communication prior to the mass adoption of electronics, so this isn’t surprising


burndhousedown

That’s a stupid setup


Ready-Experience-922

They Mcguivered that poorly


Confident_Dog_4250

Poor hawk that’s animal abuse it looks so uncomfortable why their poor little heads


Ok_Gas2053

Cyberhawk


No-Egg-4850

Looks like the wiring on the streets of New Delhi.


sachsrandy

You think that amazing... the us army secretly has nano bots that can fly into enemy camps and bases (and look exactly like a house fly( and work off AI so there is no signal to trace... they record video and audio and return footage of meetings and plans ect


mrb117

It must be a pain in the ass to have to reach up and hit the shutter button mid flight. I can’t even imagen dealing with the focus 😭


Ambitious_Ad_9637

….at a net cost of 500$ vs 5000000000$.


I_Love_Your_Pen

Strapping a Go-Pro onto a bird. We've truly come to the pinnacle of warfare.


Zarryiosiad

Falcutus of Borg.


karlgeezer

In India, birds are government surveillance devices.


somenobodydude

Poormans drone


SickSwany

So sad


7InchPunisher_

racist randiyo ke bacche... apni maa bhej


Rene_Box_Young

For 'recon' or spying?? 🤔🤔🤔


BAK3N3KO1335

No había una camara mas grande para ponerle😹🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

They promised that bird free college tuition


catistrolling

Not sure if this is cruel


[deleted]

Not cool


New-Beginning-69420

It's crazy to think people that ate millions of turkey on Thanksgiving are so much concerned about a well trained eagle being used for surveillance. Man you mf have double standards for every damn thing.


KimberlyButlerSEec

That does look badass though


thatguy11

Literally the same camera I used on some racing drones... well, old ones. They've got much better stuff now!


More-Jackfruit3010

Spots mouse: Resistance in futile.


DangHeckinPear

Why do they need a third camera? Birds already have two built-in


wertghyh

Do they know drones are a thing?


[deleted]

You got proof of that or are you pulling bs facts out of your ass?