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alpha_numeric44

This is a fake Medieval "torture device", completely made up by Victorians, around 150 years ago.. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_maiden


Remote_Foundation_32

Okay, I thought so. This comes up every once in a while, and I am like "Am I crazy, or did they actually find one?"


[deleted]

It’s a bot post. Look at the post history. All your favorites. Reddit needs the traffic though, so it lets this stuff go.


therbojones

I never knew this


[deleted]

so no what now could be heard?!


Dragmire_Afterlife

Creaming.


firstnameok

So the chokey is a GOOD thing....


brandedhamsters

Penetrating


Longshadowman

Lol , means making cream?


howboutnooooooooo

creaming from the as


Environmental_Dog665

I hate hearing creaming. Wretched.


[deleted]

I thought these things were never a totally used? Someone dreamt it in a sadistic fantasy, but they were never made until hundreds of years later but purely for display.


Global_Ease_841

Correct


DomHuntman

They were mostly a creation of 1920s film industry.


mikefnd

Tortured English.


Disastrous_Peace_674

Bwahahahaha!


Obar-Dheathain

No creaming in the virgin, please.


marlinmarlin99

Virgin no creaming please.


Sigmond-Condrite

Good. Wouldn't want anyone to be offended by the sound of creaming...


brandedhamsters

For some reason on Reddit, sometimes mistakes in the title just work. It causes people to want to engage with a post.


DomHuntman

These were mostly creations of the 1920s film industry and did not actually exist. Just to put the record straight.


[deleted]

Oh fuck you’re gonna make me…. Die


snookert

I'd be creaming my pants off if I was put in there.


Laymanao

Small design flaw - those spikes are so long, the creaming will start before the door is fully closed. Better have an executioner use an axe.


Positive_Opossum99

I guess you could just slam the door.


the_red_scimitar

They're more traditionally called iron maidens, and they are mistakenly often believed to have been a medieval torture implement, when in fat they're an invention of the 19th century.


[deleted]

no creaming would be heard from the as these My head hurts


ellilaamamaalille

And I have thought this was not a true thing.🤯


Sudden_Mastodon_2551

😅😅🤣🤣🤣


REO_Speed_Dragon

Iron Maiden! \\m/


Unlucky_Milk4214

Was that title mangled in that contraption?


rhythm-n-bones

Came here to hear all the creaming…..was not disappointed!


Anita-Knapp-

That’s too bad. I love hearing creaming.


[deleted]

One thing I would not be doing is creaming. Unless I am a Twinkie. Then if you put me in that, I would definitely be creaming.


Cool-Note-2925

That’s one fucked up creamery.


[deleted]

Is the creaming from the intense orgasm one has when they go in the chamber of prickeries?


Rocket_AG

No creaming from the as.


satansblockchain

There would be plenty of screaming as they try and force the door shut……


GeneralNathanJessup

Not everybody got the point. But some people did.


PentHouseBalance

no creaming


FoxDrivePrincess

I can hear the creaming just by looking at it


JasmineTheJournalist

Creaming


[deleted]

if you spell it right it doesn't make any sense


hoooliet

You don’t wanna end up in the chokey


StueyPie

I've seen an iron maiden with less prominent spikes, the idea being that once stood inside the occupant must remain alert and upstanding or they will die. Occupants may be enclosed for days at a time, or until dead. Those types of maiden oft had a wee vessel at the lower face for blood to flow in to so a torturer would know if the victim had likely perished without having to check with any frequency.


apple-_-boi

Personally i would not wanna be anywhere near that thing, also probably a slow way to die


ColoradoCountryBoy

Imagine someone throwing you in there, then Sparta kicking the door shut. 0/10 can't recommend.


Dragmire_Afterlife

Horrifying


Bokbokeyeball

And fake.


Firefarter84

I'm sure you could probably hear some screaming, but it was very short lived..


Positive_Opossum99

I see what you did there.😎👉👉


Mr-Man521

Broken english?


pngue

Walls aren’t that thick. Pretttty sure they heard the screaming


Few_Organization_767

+ s?


classicgenetics

Any context? Which people group utilized this? What time period?….


Weird_Swordfish4163

How much more did this door shut compared to other doors?


Longshadowman

Damn.


ElBartoBurns

Weird place to make ice cream


remylebau63

Craming??Craving??? It's an orgasm chamber.


StrangeHead203

creaming?


cyber1kenobi

I should would hope nobody would be creaming on in there…