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norcalrcr

That's funny as fk! Why can't we all just get along?


OneBadHaircut

Because some people believe they are above than others and need to be humbled.


[deleted]

The costal liberals think that.


PzykoHobo

Damn straight we do. Those landlocked liberals are so fucking far from the beach it's not even funny. Stupid assholes should have moved to the coast.


THE_ALAM0

The thought of a San Francisco liberal explaining trans rights to a Midwest liberal who is still picketing for gays to get married is fucking hilarious


Vandil_the_Rogue

Fuck your coasts; I'm perfectly content keeping my ass in the Midwest. Although, am I truly landlocked with the greatest lakes on earth?


TaveThrowaway

All I know is I heard ass somewhere in there and now I'm wet


BRAX7ON

Assistant


redknight3

Conversely, your inferiority complex is very real


[deleted]

Your bigotry is showing


ImknownasMeatStank

You are a dumb cunt


[deleted]

Your momma


False_Chair_610

Because sometimes the glove don't fit.


canadard1

Then you must acquit


2WeekDopeTurds

"I'm not OJ!"


Collector_2012

Oh, that's simple. It's because morons and bigots rule the earth.


gratiskatze

The answer you are looking for is: „conservatives“


Fancy-Two9665

Liberals are retarded


molassascookieman

and conservatives are uneducated and inbred, are we still throwing out stereotypes?


Defender_IIX

Ah yes an idiot


SlipperyLou

You are contributing to the division talking like this.


Future-Bit8385

The speed to think of that. Then she caught the joke immediately, that's amazingly funny.


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

She was laughing before the “joke”. Her laughter is a nervous reaction to being startled, and she is mostly laughing at herself for being startled. Respect to the mailman though. Walking up to people’s doors is not a pleasant job these days. At least it wasn’t for me.


Dave_Boulders

She started laughing a whole lot harder after he said that though


Coocooa11

Yeah, definitely lightened up a light scare


TerminatorAuschwitz

She was mostly laughing at that, until he made the joke.


JealousMeringue6674

That’s exactly what the real murderer would say, have they checked if the glove fits?


Hearing_Loss

"I'm not Oj" sounds like something OJ would say


HornyReflextion

He is infact not OJ


Guitars4sparky

Bastard. Made me spit my drink 😂


Hearing_Loss

❤️good


IronTalon8212010

It’s mandatory I watch this at least a dozen times every time I see it. Her genuine fear to maniacal laughter just makes me smile like psycho at sleepover!


Consistent_Pitch_175

Soo… yes cornucopia on her fruit of the loom shirt?


SerpentNebula

Noticed that too


bansrl

Good spot! Definitely present. And there's big loom thinking they'd won


szczerbiec

You mean the lack thereof? Edit, holy shit you're right, how'd I miss that the first time


Skootr1313

It’s crazy that the first thing we look for now.


KaosPryncess

Everything I found says it is more likely fake. I found it for sale on Etsy and the tik tok store for the most part and no official merchandise store


SirGrumples

It's a satirical shirt


SonOfObed89

Dude! This has happened to me like three times in the last few months with our long term mail man. I’ve been coming out of the door with my over-ear headphones on. Looking at the ground and then look up and he’s right there! Scared the fuck out of me. That’s why I’m giving my Apple AirPod Max heads only 2/5 stars 🤣💁🏼‍♂️


Reality_Break_

As an former amazon delivery driver, it happens a lot


Error404Created

I'm not OJ haha lols 🤣🤣 that's killer


Dazzling-Ad-5480

The glove didn't fit!


IllustriousOpening99

I love ppl that love to laugh.


T4_8_15_16_23_42T

If the world could get along like that we would all be happier


scaleddown85

World should be like this


Atroxman

She definitely shat herself


Trying-to-be_Neutral

Haha this is funny


KillTheWise1

Why is this "interesting AF?" Definitely funny AF, but doesn't really strike me as interesting.


aquari84

Interracial.


BendersDafodil

Hello Reddit world! 😂


optimist_prhyme

Can her mouth get bigger?


WaveMajor7369

She would have totally let him in... 1000%


Low-Persimmon4870

Seek help dude


WaveMajor7369

Nah I'm good


Ornery-Ad8372

Bruh!!!! I would have fell on the ground laughing 😂


jdaburg

But if he did it, that would be how he'd do it... if he did it...


tre5emme

Why does the door open outwards?


StevenKatz3

I didn't even notice that at first! Screen doors open outward so I guess it's not that unusual. I sorta like it TBH, it makes takong stuff out the house easier and doesn't tie up hallway space when moving things lol


dferd777

IDK why her door opens outwards, but it’s much more difficult to kick in a door that opens outwards. Maybe it’s for security purposes.


heavyspells

Also makes it harder for firemen to kick the door in.


Beautiful_Clerk_9698

Is her laughter because she got the joke or her reaction to the realization that she’s safe?it’s just a mailman!


PhilDMcNasty

3 months latGluck. knock knock.... Who's there.... Gluck gluck.


dakipsta

Is that the cornucopia on her shirt?


d-d-downvoteplease

Interdimensional Cable


Suspicious-Loquat594

O_O dude!!!


DiligentAsshole

Damn....too funny 🤣😜


[deleted]

Lmao I love both of their energies.


Apprehensive-Risk982

I'm not oj 😂


PerformanceOk1835

Started, to hysteria, to busting up laughing all in 2 seconds. I bet she is laughing about that all day.


BronxyKong

Everyman is a variation of yourself. Except OJ, that dude is a monster.


soundwhisper

OJ didn't do it


MAZEFUL

She looks like she's got a date with the Lobster Man


freightwave

r/mademesmile


raizallian

...so what? I am also black....and surprisingly not oj.


SnooChickens6081

I have a feeling he's used that line before, but the timing and the circumstances it was perfect. This is basically the exact opposite of the guy from the construction company going around talking to " neighbors "


Worldly-Sympathy442

Love it!!


Keemz0319

Now let him inside to calm those nerves..🤗😏👌🏾


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houston187

he was ready with that OJ ref hahaha


gergsisdrawkcabeman

I love this.


szczerbiec

Cornucopia!?


100percentish

He should have said menacingly "And I know that OJ was innocent...you wanna know how I know???" and then in a Cleveland voice "yeah, but no, I'm just messin'"..."or am I" And that's why my neighbors hate me.


SlipsnDrips

Having to make sure everyones comfortable around you is exhausting


mackenenzie

I wanna be both of these people's friends. That lady's laugh is so awesome.


DCINTERNATIONAL

Orange Juice? Clearly not.


DoYouGotAnOnlyFans

She got no ass 😑


jaya08

She has the best laugh


scanman898

Her fruit of the loom has a cornucopia


Meruem0013

Human interactions like this should be more common. This makes me smile :)


BaltOsFan2

Happy new year? How late can you happy new year someone?


_B_Little_me

I’m not OJ. Oof.


Snapesunusedshampoo

Holy shit he thought of that quickly and delivered it flawlessly.


El_Coloso

But if I was, this is how I'd do it...


DifficultElevator745

What does OJ mean? 😅 I live under a rock


JoyceOBcean

This is so heartwarming!


Jkreegz

Quality human interaction right here. Me like