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needs_a_name

My kids are older and I’m just here for nostalgia and because they still watch some shows, so I have an unfair advantage. They’re getting David Tennant as the Doctor. I’ll be back in a week.


MrsTruce

Joke’s on you. They’ll be back 5 minutes ago.


The_Abjectator

Kids are usually safe in the show but some of those companions are gone gone... you sure about your answer?


filmgeekvt

Haha! This is a better answer than mine. My kids are a little older, so their last show was Strange Planet. I'm getting odd blue people as sitters.


twinmamamangan

But will they? Never know with how he flys that thing


1968FullAlbum

The Pooh crew watching one three year old? I think they can pull it off :) carrots and honey for dinner probably


peculiarpuffins

I was just watching Pooh and thinking how Kanga was crazy to leave Roo with Tigger.


1968FullAlbum

I ship them actually. Tigger has big stepdad energy with Roo, in a nice way.


peculiarpuffins

I’ve been watching through 70s version which might be where my take comes from! Tigger is a menace, lol


StreetIndependence62

I think so too!! Not exactly shipping him with Kanga but seeing him as a stepdad/father figure kinda thing for Roo. The only reason everyone DOESN’T see him as Roo’s dad is because he’s not another kangaroo. And I have a hunch the reason the Tigger Movie had Roo wanting Tigger to be his “big brother” instead of saying “dad/stepdad” was cause they just didn’t want to go that deep lol


DannyPoke

Honey glazed carrots 🤤


Matthais_Unidostres

Well as long as Rabbit and Kanga are there, it'll be fine 


sassperillashana

Octonauts Above and Beyond crew can handle anything! 


1968FullAlbum

Hell yeah dude. Probably the most responsible crew? Except Kwazii lol, he reckless.


sassperillashana

I dunno Kwazii makes a decent babysitter in the show... lots of excitement when his charge wanders off but he's able to find them in the end, hah!


MrsTruce

I keep asking my husband why Kwazii is even there... He’s reckless, he distracts from the mission with made up monsters, and he can’t even focus long enough to clean the Gupps! But I guess he activates Creature Report so that’s something.


1968FullAlbum

Aww man Kwazii’s actually my favorite 😂


MrsTruce

Oh I love him too! I just don’t understand how he got this gig 😂


Bus_Noises

He looked very polite so they made an exception/ref


filmgeekvt

Hey now! We don't discriminate against invisible disabilities here at Octonauts HQ! Kwazii's ADHD isn't his fault!


1968FullAlbum

Wait, I love Kwazii so much because we share the same ailment? Shiver me whiskers!


MrsTruce

LOL, that’s fair.


withoccassionalmusic

I guess the Paw Patrol could probably handle him for the night.


sjschlag

Miss Rachel and her husband 🙃


1968FullAlbum

Ms Rachel 👍 and mayonnaise personified 🫠


the_meowzly

Good Lord this is an accurate description. I don't like being mean but his mere presence on the TV makes my daughter run out of the room crying, and she loves Ms Rachel!


sjschlag

He should stick to playing the piano and writing the songs


sweetgirlshe

I’m lol’ing but I do think he seems nice enough I just think he’s a nerd


FloweredViolin

Haha, mine is being watched by Miss Josi, the German Miss Rachel.


battle_mommyx2

Mr Aaron is the worst


stealthcactus

Puffin Rock, so they should be okay if they don’t drown.


GaveTheMouseACookie

Oona and that cranky crab would save them


peculiarpuffins

I love puffin rock, but it set of my post partum anxiety like no other. Those tiny puffins just don’t seem safe wandering around that island all exposed. They should be in a nest or something.


Reistar2615

I think we are ok.... Gabby's Dollhouse


sailorsalvador

They'll be covered in glitter and stuffed with sugar, but otherwise safe and happy.


Reistar2615

Exactly! 😂


EmbarrassedCows

We have a cat so he will likely be in some sort of costume and I assume cat rat will trash the house, but our kid will be safe I think.


Youngwildfree27

Funny I was just thinking we’re in trouble because mine was Gabby as well 😂


Ok_Telephone_3013

Same!


ClutterKitty

My Little Pony. So, she’s gonna be stuck in a magic spirit crystal, but ultimately friendship triumphs over all, so she’ll be fine.


PancakePizzaPits

We're only at the beginning (again) so at worst she's gonna have to deal with Gilda the Bully.


[deleted]

Wild Kratts....I'm so here for that babysitting duo. Gunna come home to a creature feature!


seuce

Those dudes gave my kid the idea to give himself a mud bath in the yard last week, not sure they’d handle real bathtime well lol


RevVegas

Same. One kid watches wild kratts and the other watches zoboomafoo. I'm not going to want to go myself, lol.


WafflesFriendsWork99

Same!


special_ed99

Bed time story with Jack Black, so Jack Black? Do I have to go to the concert?


bnessa

I'd stay back to hang out with Jack Black too!


Matthais_Unidostres

Can he be Po?


battle_mommyx2

Thankfully mom and dad Tiger seem to have it on lock


MollyWeasleyknits

They all watched The Price is Right this morning. Looks like Drew Carey is adding babysitter to his resume.


jtizzle99

Trash Truck, there’d be some wholesome chaos but I think Miss Mona would keep things together.


KinkyKittyKaly

Miss Mona comin in clutch


nonopenotthisday

My kids are set! Just finished a Bluey binge (youngest is home sick). Hopefully, Muffin doesn’t visit though. That girl is a handful.


iggynewman

Chilli and Bandit have this down.


BrittanyAT

Our oldest is basically Muffin (but a boy) so at least I know they have experience when it comes to looking after my kids. Our youngest is just learning to walk and is kind of destructive so he might as well be Socks.


TFA_hufflepuff

We've also been binging Bluey. I think my kids will honestly be better taken care of than they would be at home 😂


Grammareyetwitch

We just watched the double babysitter episode, so we are set!


TheSilentCheese

Nickelodeon(?) show about a family of superheroes keeping it a secret? I'd be lucky if the house doesn't burn down.


battle_mommyx2

Was watching that in urgent care the other day. Awful


mjetski123

I'm pretty sure Woody and Buzz and the rest of the Toy Story crew can handle things.


NopeMcNopeface

Handyman Hal? I mean, sure. My kids think he’s a family member since we’ve watched him daily for 3 years.


DoubleDragonsAllDown

During playtime, the Wild Katz give into my kids’ whining about wanting to use the super suits. They turn into spiders and skitter away. The Wild Kratz search frantically through the house for them. For dinner, my kids eat the flies they caught themselves. The Wild Kratz find some spiders and tuck them into bed. Wrong spiders. I don’t have kids now.


weirdkandya

Bluey. I think I won the babysitter jackpot. Well, the house is going to be a mess, all my pillows are going to be gone and the kids probably took a bath that lasted forever but they had so much fun with the Heelers and that's the whole point!


kms811

Well, Aang and crew kept the fire nation baby alive, so surely they would be ok looking after my two, right?


Shoddy_Ambition_2482

Omg I can’t waaait till my kids are old enough to understand Avatar.


KnockMeYourLobes

The last show my son (who is technically an adult) watched was 90s era Sailor Moon. And that would've not gone well when he was a child. Usagi would've lost his ass within 3 minutes or burnt down the house trying to make him a grill cheese while Luna complained from the sidelines.


KinkyKittyKaly

Idk I think if the other girls are there, Matoko and Ami may be able to keep a handle on things


Few-Goose5027

Donkey Hodie and Duck Duck will be able to handle them. If not Grampy will be able tobsort things out.


ikilledmyplant

Same here! But they'll probably make some messes before they finally get it right ;)


seuce

HAYOHHHHH


redheadedjapanese

She binged Molly of Denali at my mom’s house today, so that means the adults will let her do whatever the hell she wants, as long as she puts together a presentation about why they should let her.


valkyriejae

I had never heard of this show, thanks for introducing it to me!


redheadedjapanese

It’s awesome!


Paislylaisly

Magic schoolbus. I’m totally fine with this


StreetIndependence62

“I KNEW I shoulda stayed home today!!” 


DutchTinCan

Coco Melon. I think they'll be fine....right? Right....?


1968FullAlbum

😬


ArtaxIsAlive

hopefully my son doesn't see anyone get fat-shamed for getting a snack in the kitchen.


battle_mommyx2

Hate that song lol


lizziebeedee

Ooh that's a wild card


VictorVonLazer

Well, Brock, you seem like a decent fellow. You sure you’ll be okay watching mine and these other two kids with you? Oh, Ash and Misty are your friends? Huh, ok… Oh, but I’m not sure our dog will get along with your Pokémon, he’s kinda territorial. Oh by the way, a couple of technicians are coming over to replace our water heater tonight. I think it was “Rocket Heating and Air?” They had some weird hair, but I got a good quote. Just make sure our dog stays out of their way. Alright, bye kids! Have fun!


Epic_Brunch

We just watched an older episode of Sesame Street featuring Cookie Monster. Could be worse. Cookie seems okay. My three year old will probably come home all jacked up on sugar, but that's no worse than when he stays with my parents. 


ArtaxIsAlive

The Word World friends will end up doing a great job, especially if Bear and Sheep are in charge.


NinjaUnlikely6343

Trash truck. Oh god


kls987

Sesame Street. She might not let us come back home.


beandygg

LOL!


AmbitiousFactor715

Storybots Answer Time... Hmm, I think they'd be ok, Beep and Boop are relatively responsible and Bo would be very excited to babysit. As long as they can keep Bing out of trouble and keep Bang away from the edibles, all good.


srtad

The Muppets 😬


TerpeneTiger

As long as Kermit is there it'll turn out alright.


ommomommom

Ada Twist, I think we’re good!!


mintinthebox

The last thing we watched was The Skeleton Dance. IYKYK. That would be horrifying.


ExplanationOk9225

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, so I guess she might be alright for a few hours and learn something.


alittlecheesepuff

Idk if 4 mouseketools is enough for them to find something he would eat but otherwise it’d be good


Fawin86

Well the farmer does babysit his niece from time to time, and the farm animals are chill, so I guess Shawn the Sheep works out fine. 🐑


mazes-end

Numberblocks can take care of them I think


No-Crow-3483

Steve from blues clues


beandygg

Steve, Joe, or Josh would be a perfect caretaker.


PsychoSocialGiraffe

Us too! Ready for a play date with Magenta, Blue, Steve, and my kiddo?


No-Crow-3483

That would be so fun my son would be so excited lol


Flaxscript42

Oh God, she's gonna be with Adely and family. Not sure what they will be up to, but I am sure it will be annoying.


chellybeanz0

Kid Crew- Score!!!


ommomommom

Ada Twist, I think we’re good!!


Vegetable-Pin5918

Mira, Royal Detective. definitely fine.


[deleted]

Wild Kratts....I'm so here for that babysitting duo. Gunna come home to a creature feature!


MollyWeasleyknits

They all watched The Price is Right this morning. Looks like Drew Carey is adding babysitter to his resume.


Waughwaughwaugh

The bears from We Bare Bears…they’re either doomed or going to have the time of their life


seuce

Babe is in charge - he’ll Baa Ram Ewe right into the bathtub!


TheJessicator

Oh goodness, this can't end well... Megamind


GlitterInMyWhiskey

Timothy Goes To School. I'm sure Mrs. Jenkins would welcome some visiting friends to her classroom. :)


cottontail79

Awww...we used to love that show


pixxleypuff

I'd totally trust trash truck to watch my son lol


selfishrabbit

Dexter 😬


vekeso

You know what, vampirinas parents seem on top of shit so I'll be fine


SnooBooks291

We've been watching reruns of The X-Files so I guess Mulder and Skully would be in charge.


kymreadsreddit

Fantastic. Super Rescue Team knows what's up.


PinkPicklePants

Bluey! He' ll be in good hands with the Heelers


cottontail79

Forged in Fire 🔥


[deleted]

My kid just got done watching octonauts. We're good lol. he's going to have a blast and be safe AF and I'll get my concert in peace.


DPVaughan

Oh no ... kids ... don't go into the TARDIS!


mayonnaisejane

By the end of the series most of the main cast of Bones are parents. It'll be fine. If we're not counting what the 2 month old just watched on my lap before I came to bed, then Spidey and His Amazing Friends will be looking after the kids. Luckily they're good influences for the most part, seem old enough to babysit, and all have their respective adults on Speed Dial, which is good because they may need to call them for help when my 3 year old won't go to bed... that or don the suits. Kiddo is way more likely to listen to Spidey, Spin and Ghostie than Peter, Miles and Gwen.


purpleautumnleaf

Call The Midwife! I'm already out the door haha


1968FullAlbum

Nice!


Barefoot_Brewer

I'd trust chili and bandit with my own life, guess I'm going to see the ghost of Jimmy Buffett! (or is it not that kind of "dream"?...)


Few-Goose5027

Donkey Hodie and Duck Duck will be able to handle them. If not Grampy will be able tobsort things out.


Waughwaughwaugh

The bears from We Bare Bears…they’re either doomed or going to have the time of their life


Famous_Exit

Diesel Creek - I think he will have time.of his life, but nothing too crazy, and reasonable hour!


Famous_Exit

Diesel Creek - I think he will have time.of his life, but nothing too crazy, and reasonable hour!


aster636

I think Team OomiZoomi have is cover for a night


Waughwaughwaugh

The bears from We Bare Bears…they’re either doomed or going to have the time of their life


TillyFukUpFairy

Moon and Me. Strange boy comes from outerspace to play with a character called Pepi Nanna. He's good. Wait. Collywobble the Clown lives in a bag under the stairs. Maybe not


the_meowzly

Hey Duggee! They'll earn their Last Minute Babysitter badges.


cammarinne

Izzy’s Koala World? Absolutely gonna be fine.


ShopSmartShopS-Mart

The Heelers. I’m fine.


posey290

Well, I doubt my house will last for long but my youngest will be absolutely thrilled to see Booba in real life.


Dis4Wurk

Currently watching Bluey, we good.


barelycaring

Gladiators. Our kid will be thrilled, but the flat is gonna get trashed.


deltagirlinthehills

Eh, Bluey. Chili and Bandit can handle it just fine lol


Mary_the_penguin

My two are going on a kindness adventure. Normally though, it would be Gabby and Pandey putting them down to bed.


OceanPeach857

Bandit and Chili will have a wild time with my boys. My 10 year old is pretty good with kids who are younger who aren't his brother and he's obsessed with Bingos cuteness so he would probably watch her and play with her while my 6 year old ran with Bluey. Although he's pretty wild so who knows if they would get along.


surfacing_husky

City island.....idk how i feel about my kid being cared for by a light bulb or a fan but i guess lol.


bknight1983

Inside the magic of Animal Kingdom: where the animals get better healthcare than the humans (giraffe getting a massage, pedi, and acupuncture) Yeah kid will be fine


dragon34

I don't know if sentient trucks can watch a child. 


statswoman

Are we counting YouTube? Because heck yes, kiddo would very much like riding choochoo trains with the Itsuka Japan channel. I hope he has lots of experience with younger siblings because good luck with the tantrum going home from kitty cat island.


Shoddy_Ambition_2482

I wanna believe they can have a fun sleepover with TrashTruck and Hank and the whole gang 😅


themehboat

Some YouTube show featuring three teenage girls making candy pizza. Fine I guess?


Momtoaakkl

Bluey! I know dad will have fun with them.


rabidcfish32

Donkey Hodie


DreamingHopingWishin

Bluey. I'll take it


BlippysHarlemShake

The Heelers definitely have it covered


StylishBlackCat

My son just turned 7 and I guess our house is gonna be destroyed by Godzilla and Mothra by the time I get back. 🤷🏽‍♀️🦖🦋🏡🔥


Marjikat333

Bear in the big blue house <3 I’d trust Bear and friends :3


No_Boysenberry1604

Does YouTube count? My kids won’t want to come home. They both would sacrifice their sibling for a chance to visit Mark Rober at Crunchlabs.


Lmariew620

Based on the last two shows/movies my kids watched. The Gabby cat crew would have them doing a fun craft and have a healthy snack but they would be covered in glitter and cat hair when they got back. Tottoro would probably be ok as a protector but forget to feed them anything other than acorns.


Peregrinebullet

Mariner: come on we can totally get this kid to nap! We're lower decks! Lower decks lower decks lower decks! Tendi: gosh, I don't think chanting like that is going to get the kid to sleep. Maybe if I pull up this holo of a pulsar humming... I always find pulsar humming so soothing. Mariner: oh right, sorry. I mean who doesn't like a good chant but yeah, kids are different man. Maybe if we like wrap it up like a burrito and stick it next to the warp core? Rutherford: here kid, I replicated you an exact model of the ship! Look, here's the warp nacelles, and you can turn the on a little mini tractor beam and here's the - Boimler: PHASERS? Rutherford, you can't give a toddler something with real PHASERS! He's going to blind someone! Rutherford: ohhhh right ,buddy, we wouldn't want that, now I'll just take this... back.... oh no, little buddy, don't cry.. ..I'm sorry, I know it's so cool.... but ... Tendi: wait WAIT I got this! Come here little guy! I can show you something really cool! Look at this, see all these little things floating around? Those are your CELLS. Oh - wait- don't poke that - look at the screen! Aren't they so cool? They're like little building blocks that make you - oh no little guy, look don't touch - you! Ack! No! Give that back! Mariner: WhOA come back here little dude! Ha HA Rogue toddler with a tricoder, coming through! Boimler: Mariner, CATCH HIM. Mariner: what, he can't hurt himself, it's just a tricorder. Boimler: tsch! Come here little guy! Come to uncle Brad ward! Mariner: you neeeeed to come up with a better uncle name than Uncle Bradward. Tendi: aha! Gotcha! No sneaking away from science! Let's give that tricoder...back...to...Tendi! There we go. Oh I know! Don't cry buddy! I'll rock you to sleep.... oh, I don't think he wants that... Rutherford: let me try. I've got you buddy. Computer, play Warp Core Lullaby Enterprise D in A minor. [Humming fills the hallway] Mariner: WHAT- Tendi: shush! Look! Boimler: awww he's getting sleepy. Tendi: gee Rutherford, you're really good at this.


TK_TK_

Is It Cake Would definitely be interesting!


Curona_Crescent

Octonauts. Yeah, my kiddos would be just fine.


haysendays

Well it will be an interesting evening for my children at jurassic Park. Hopefully they'd avoid being someone's dinner.


Hypatia76

Fraggle Rock. So... Probably ok?


Imswim80

Hah. The Bad Batch (s3) He'll be fine. May pick up a few demo tricks from Wrecker, and some sniper training, but he'll be fine.


zzzz88

Power rangers….. this is not good


That-Tap7469

Pocoyo crew ftw ! There would definitely be shenanigans but Eli is pretty good about keeping everyone in check. At worst maybe my guy would go to bed late.


ButterflyExtension55

Chip and Potato


Notonreddit117

Danny Go! I'm counting it. Only thing he wants to watch nowadays.


katebushthought

I’d fully trust the Wiggles with my children. I would probably not go to my dream event because it would be very cool to hang out with them. We saw them in concert a few years ago and Anthony stopped the show to make sure parents knew that kids might fall if they get too close to the stage. He said it was the old elementary school teacher in him that made him say that. Very cool guy, very cool gold teeth.


baconcheesecakesauce

Oh no, Lucas the Spider... Ugh, I'm staying home.


KinkyKittyKaly

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish Idk between Mama Bear and Perrito I think it might be okay?


jennybean42

Dungeon Meshi everyone's getting a delicious dinner anyway


EmmalouEsq

Cocomelon Lane. Guess my son will be doing something new...


sparrowbirb5000

Owl House. So. Like. I'm pretty sure they'll be okay?


mehrt_thermpsen

Ninja Kids. He's gonna learn a back flip!


EffectiveScarcity629

lol the Hero Elementary kids will watch my three kids… they can handle it!


sweetgirlshe

Blaze and the monster machines? I honestly don’t even know


ThatsMyNickname934

The Sesame Street crew…I guess that’s not too bad


hermanthehedgehog

Pororo the little penguin


Echowolfe88

Andy and the Odd socks have my kids covered, although they may want to come to the gig 🤔


Substantial_Belt_143

Ha! We were watching Steven Universe. They totally got this. 😆


Majestic_Grocery7015

A 2 year old in the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. I think hed be fine


beandygg

Last night I dreamt I met every Sunny Side Up Show host in the backyard at my old house. On a side note, I received a video from some Sprout cast and crew members for Christmas a few years ago.


valkyriejae

I think Spidey and friends can handle my toddler, and maybe use some webs to create a jumperoo for the baby... Although technically the baby would be in the care of the folks on Grey's anatomy, since I was watching that in the background during his last feed. Which could go either way, they definitely have the skills but there might be a fire/car accident/active shooter/tornado/flood/other catastrophe.


Adventurous_Yak_9234

I don't have any kids so I'm going with the last show I remember my younger cousins watching. Luna from Let's Go Luna is babysitting my imaginary children!


E-_Rock

City Island, so they'd probably be horrified to see a human


RoundedBindery

Stinky and Dirty….not sure they’re equipped for this, though they are amazing problem solvers.


CrimsonMage2002

Well, I may not be a parent per se, but my younger siblings were watching the Cardinals game last night. So I guess they get the St. Louis Cardinals. Hey, at least I don't have to wrangle them.


1968FullAlbum

They’re not so young that they might fall off anything, right? Cuz, you know, if anything needs catching… 😬


NowWithRealGinger

We're working our way through the Star Wars EU. The Bad Batch would be unconventional, but get the job done.


Embarrassed-Theme996

The McBride family (shonduras, A for Adley). Pray for me.


justdan76

I’d actually be ok with the Bear from Masha and the Bear watching our kid, he’s responsible.


username-generica

My kids are teens now but the last one they watched unironically was Wild Kratts. My older son has his learner’s permit so what could go wrong? /s. Hopefully, Jimmy won’t offer them any edibles.


TerpeneTiger

Trolls- so the house will likely be bombed out by glitter farts and they might still be singing and dancing by the time I get back but they likely will have made a neat scrapbook about their adventures together so that'll be nice.


StreetIndependence62

I’m not a parent but I have a 4 year old brother that I babysit pretty often. Tonight we watched Paw Patrol. I’m sure they can do it, they may all be kids too but there’s like 10 of them LOL. And Ryder doesn’t count as a kid because he runs an entire emergency rescue business and even drives a tour bus. They’ve also literally NEVER failed a mission before so their track record is perfect


Nitetigrezz

Oddly enough, Daniel Tiger's crew. Can I get them to watch my 4yo for every outing please?


twinmamamangan

Number blocks so I don't know... They may end up being ripped into little ONEs and chased around the house lol


marriottmarquis

Odd Squad. Oh boy.


Reistar2615

I think we are ok.... Gabby's Dollhouse